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Post by The Great JT on Aug 12, 2005 2:18:38 GMT 1
Just don't want to see the lady get shat on by being paired with another Crazy Ralph, or worse, J.T Blade or Aladdin. Oh shut up. Don't knock the ICW World Heavyweight Champion.
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Aug 12, 2005 13:13:27 GMT 1
[glow=green,2,300]Two Point Fist > Beach Green Snake[/glow]
*Fade in panning through a lively bar/steakhouse. It’s got a real Western feel, mostly do to it’s periodical look, and wacky Piany music. The camera cuts to a number of busboys preparing an area in the middle of the table section. They clean plates and stuffs off of two tables, pull them right next to each other, and wash off the wood surfaces of the tables. They put down filled condiment baskets and silverware in neatly folded napkins, pull up a bunch of chairs then run off to the kitchen. The scene cuts to the doors, and in walks NIN Horror, Spackle, old friend Skitlez, NIN’s students Moonchild, and Small Axe. They all walk over to the prepared tables and take their seats. NIN is wearing a black “Stolen Gimmick Victim” T-shirt, Spackle is wearing a pink “Dreadder Than Dread” T-shirt, Skitlez a black “TV Casualty” shirt, Moonchild a blue “High as a Kite” shirt, and Small Axe a yellow and red tye-dye T-shirt. Some waiter walks up and takes a pad of paper and pen out of his pocket. *
Waiter: So, what can I get you gentlemen to drink?
NIN Horror: White Russian.
Spackle: Strawberry Daiquiri.
Skitlez: Tequila.
Small Axe: Pepsi.
Moonchild: Whisky Sour.
Waiter: Alright may I just see an ID?
Moonchild: On second thought, I’ll just have a Coke.
*The waiter leaves and everyone laughs at the 18 year old Moonchild. *
NIN Horror: You’re never gonna stop trying that are you?
Moonchild: Doubt it.
Skitlez: Don’t worry kid, you’ll trick one’ them fools some day.
Spackle: I remember when I was struggling with adolescence and substance abuse, I am so glad I got over that adolescence thing.
NIN: I don’t think I know anyone that’s not on drugs.
*The waiter returns with their drinks and passes them out.*
NIN: Oh hey, what do you call a German pothead? … A döper.
*They laugh and NIN and takes a sip of his drink, but suddenly a voice yells out.*
Voice: NIN Horror!
*The place goes silent. A look of anger floods NIN’s face as he slams his glass on the table. The camera cuts to the front doors which suddenly burst open. In walks five dangerous looking men, with their obvious leader in the middle. He speaks out again. *
Leader: NIN Horror, you killed my master Snake Bojeja, so I demand your life in a duel.
* The camera cuts back to NIN, who stops looking angry. He picks his drink up and takes another sip. *
NIN: I’m sorry, but if you want to kill me, you’re gonna have to take a number.
*NIN’s gang laughs and the camera cuts back to the intruders. *
Leader: No sass, I am Snake Croeleja and I will avenge my master. Horror you take your last breath today, say hello to oblivion.
*Some cowboy sitting near the front stands up and chuckles. *
Cowboy: Ok fellas, I think you can settle your little dispute outside, ok?
*One of Snake’s boys gives the cowboy a back hand from hell to his face, and he falls down quick. Everyone in the place gasps, stands up and rushes to the walls, just to get out of the eventual line of fire. NIN and friends get up out of their chairs but don’t go anywhere. A bartender speaks out to Snake’s gang, and slowly pulls a tech out of his belt. *
Bartender: Look boys, I don’t want you starting any shit in my bar so you just…
*The barkeep has his gun fully exposed but suddenly another one of Snake’s boys throws five small daggers at the bartender. Three of them hit him across his chest, and two sail into the mirror behind him. The impact of the daggers sends him back, then he slides down under the bar. The camera cuts to NIN. *
NIN: Look freak, you can either take those cholos and leave or you can join your master in eternity. Killing him was like drawing a square, walk out of here or find someone to avenge your master AND you.
Snake: This ends now motherfucker. When we’re done with you we’ll make short work of your servants.
*Moonchild grabs Skitlez tequila bottle and smashes off the bottom on the table. He rushes over to Snake but NIN grabs him by his shirt, and holds him back. *
Moonchild: I’m gonna kill you faggot!
*Snake’s eyes light up and he unsheathes a Chinese broadsword from nowhere and points it at Moonchild. *
Snake: Tu es muerta bendejo!
*Spackle hands NIN a Chinese broadsword from nowhere, and he points it at Snake. *
NIN: Hey bitch, your fight is with me alone. I’ll duel you right here and now but just be prepared to get slapped by your master when you meet him in hell.
*NIN pushes Moonchild back, and all NIN and Snake’s people back up a few steps. NIN and Snake push and toss chairs and tables out of their way so they don’t have anything in their way. Once a space is cleared NIN gets in his Masta Killah stance and circles off with Snake. Isaac Hayes’ song “Truck Turner” starts playing as Snake takes a swing at NIN. He blocks it, takes a swing of his own, and a straight up sword-fight begins. Moments later, Snake knocks NIN’s sword out of his hands, and swings at NIN, but he sidesteps, grabs the back edge of the blade, and punches Snake right in the nose. The force causes him to release his sword and step back. NIN tosses the sword away, and Snake is easily angered. *
Snake: Bastard, if you want to break down to boxing, then I’ll show you my master’s ultimate weapon, Beach Green Snake technique!
*Snake swings his arms and gets in the stance. NIN laughs and spits on the ground. *
NIN: Ha, I’ve seen your master’s abortion of boxing and I will gladly put you in the grave with the very technique that I used to kill him.
*NIN prepares his arms as he gets in his famed Two Point/Solar Fist stance. Snake yells out a war-cry and runs at NIN. He swings a left at NIN, but he easily blocks it and slaps Snake across the face. Snake swings back with both hands and the two lock up in classic kung fu punch and block action, complete with clapping wood sounds. Snake just cannot get an advantage because NIN’s hands are too fast. Eventually, Snake throws both his arms at NIN in a scissors attack style, but NIN chops back both of his arms, then starts unleashing finger stabs to various pressure points on Snake’s chest. Snake makes a face of pain when NIN strikes him in the middle of his chest with an open palm, then quickly punches him in the same spot. Snake steps back as his body falls into paralysis. Blood starts flowing out of his mouth as terror takes his face. NIN shoots his right arm back into the air, causing his clinched fist to lightly spin, cocks his fist then straight punches Snake in the center of his jaw with the two middle knuckles of his fist. Blood and teeth shoot out of Snakes mouth as the impact knocks him out of paralysis. Snake practically runs backwards against the wall, slides down to the floor and dies a very dramatic death. Shaw Brother’s classic Victory theme plays as Snakes dead body goes limp. NIN stands over his body, then cocks his head over to Snake’s gang. The scream and run out of the restaurant. Spackle, Skitlez, Small Axe, and Moonchild all run over to NIN and pour Champaign on him. They start throwing out compliments about how awesome all that was. *
Spackle: Damn fool you just Ruled Him!
*Police sirens are heard in the background. *
Spackle: Oh shit, cheese it!
*Everybody runs off, but NIN stays and looks back at Snake’s body. *
NIN: Snake Family, when will you learn? Your hands are too short to box with God, I hope the next one of you learns that before I have to send him to you.
*NIN flashes a gang sign at the corps and runs off after his friends. The scene fades to black. *
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Post by Cactus on Aug 12, 2005 14:36:34 GMT 1
hot damn! that's micko's best promo yet! it's going to be fucking close between him and cactus. thia one's been brewing for ages. can't wait! Thats what I said when I read it, we had no ideas so I done kind of a shoot and hoped it would do, Mick took it on from there and done what I was really trying to with mine. Mick deserves the win he is finally getting recogition for his hard work here
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Post by Scream on Aug 12, 2005 15:13:12 GMT 1
OC: persoanlly I think both of you deserve it. Would like to see Cactus in World title hunt.
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Post by stocko on Aug 12, 2005 15:44:39 GMT 1
much appreciated fella's.
for my past few matches i have struggled to find idea's for my promo's and this one was just a rant of the top of my head, took me about 10 mins and it appears to be my most appreciated by others! craziness
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Post by McKenna on Aug 13, 2005 10:26:26 GMT 1
I hate it when the Liverpool Posse fight, it means I have to take sides. Both promos run into each other, giving the show continuity, that always works well. Hell of a job by both of you, reliving the days of the greatest retro rip off faction ever, the bWo. Not like those degenerates on SmackDown!!
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Post by Cactus on Aug 15, 2005 23:58:38 GMT 1
Maybe if the P2PW ever does a Survivour series type ppv the b.W.o could re-unitr for "one night only" ? ?
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Post by McKenna on Aug 16, 2005 15:20:53 GMT 1
I did suggest that, but you said no
*goes and sulks in the corner*
off topic i know, but are you coming for SummerSlam? Rocky's coming for it
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Post by Cactus on Aug 16, 2005 15:42:02 GMT 1
depends I have a phisical all day for the fire service ( hopefully passing and getting a job there ) plus in work next day at 12.30 so depends on who tired i am after the phisical
Back on topic I think a b.W.o one night only show would rule even better if it was somewhere like the m.e.n arena
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Post by shinnstheory on Aug 16, 2005 15:54:13 GMT 1
Not too much longer of a wait fellas (for this TNT to be posted).
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Post by Cactus on Aug 16, 2005 15:56:34 GMT 1
no worries
Will the p2pw ever go worldwide, ie matches in england, across europe ect ? ?
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Post by brockandsable on Aug 16, 2005 16:06:48 GMT 1
I bet it will if Deathrow is given the freedom to "unleash".
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Post by shinnstheory on Aug 16, 2005 17:06:57 GMT 1
no worries Will the p2pw ever go worldwide, ie matches in england, across europe ect ? ? Yea... I should start announcing the arena's/cities/countries each TNT will take place... I'll start that after Fever.
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Post by stocko on Aug 16, 2005 17:38:16 GMT 1
it could help promo's
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Post by Cactus on Aug 16, 2005 19:18:08 GMT 1
thats why i suggested it, like imagine a spaz ripping promo from diddy / ninja in Oz ? ?
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Aug 16, 2005 22:42:28 GMT 1
I'll be missing that show. We have to have a show in Istanbul, book it Shinn's.
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Post by shinnstheory on Aug 16, 2005 23:05:19 GMT 1
Ok...do they have paved roads there?
Buh Dum Tish.
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Aug 17, 2005 0:24:25 GMT 1
Istanbul was once one of the most crunk cities in the world. But that was a while ago, but I'm sure they have paved roads.
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Post by McKenna on Aug 17, 2005 15:03:30 GMT 1
A show from Liverpool would be so cool
We could reunite all the Beatles not dead, and have me nail Steven Gerrard...............
With the Outsider Info (what did you think I meant?)
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Post by Aladdin on Aug 17, 2005 15:05:53 GMT 1
London. The Earl's Court Arena.
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Post by Simz on Aug 17, 2005 15:57:16 GMT 1
I'm pulling out of the show at Rocky's house!
To many nightmares!
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Post by Reaper on Aug 17, 2005 17:23:52 GMT 1
It's ok. Only the biggest stars in the P2PW were getting invites to that show anyway, SIMZ...
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Post by shinnstheory on Aug 17, 2005 17:41:42 GMT 1
Owned.
TNT is nearing. Don't want to do a half-assed show for the final TNT before WF2. Thanks writing team! We'll make out later.
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Post by McKenna on Aug 17, 2005 20:28:24 GMT 1
*unzips pants*
Shinns, Shinns, come back, it's cold, that's all, it will soon warm up!!!!
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Post by Cactus on Aug 17, 2005 20:47:56 GMT 1
*unzips pants* Thats how I roll
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