P2PW's TNT (8/07 - 8/11) Extra Promos & Discussion

[shinnstheory]

The last TNT before Fever. Do it up folks.

[ChadClassic]

So do I cut a promo for TNT? As I'm the guest ref and all...

[Stare]

it wont count towards a score.

You can promo in every show, even if you're not on the card.

[ChadClassic]

Holy damn! Funamie actually posted!!

[Scream]

and she says she is going to promo!!

[brockandsable]

you go guuurrrl!!

[Amie]

Yeah ~ I'm around. I haven't posted much because of work, but I'm here. And yes, I am going to promo! Just wait and see. ;D
Thanks E-2, for your support!

[Spackle]

OOC: Ah, shoot.

IC: Ah, shoot.

[shinnstheory]

Ha! E2 tossed Funamie the ol' "You got match kid....Don't forget to promo" PM?

[Faster Pussycat!]

Say, where do all the p2p events take place?

[Aladdin]

In Stare's Bedroom. It's pretty big.

[Faster Pussycat!]

Furrel, does anyone know?

[shinnstheory]

ninhorror said:

Say, where do all the p2p events take place?

Sometimes we announce the arenas...sometimes we dont.

[Nation]

hot damn! that's micko's best promo yet! it's going to be fucking close between him and cactus. thia one's been brewing for ages. can't wait!

[lockjaw]

The zeroin zooms in on Executioner as he is sitting on a bar stool in a gloomy old pub.Many p2p superstars are there namely E2,Dolla Bill,Nation and Shinns Therory behind the bar serving whiskey to Soul reaper.

E2:Nation what kind of place is this dung heap of a bar you brought us to crackah?

Nation:It's Shinns bar if he wasn't such a good friend i wouldn't be caught dead here.

Soul Reaper:gimme a nuther dwink Shinns.

Shinn's Therory:You have had enough Reaper.Let me call you a cab.

Executioner:Use my cell Shinns i got a taxi service in there.

Shinn's:Alright but only because you insisted.I don't want to here you complain your out of minates.

Executioner hands Shinn's his cellphone as Shinn's dials the phone number Jessica Mcdanials walks in.

Jessica:I want a shot of rum!

Dolla Bill:Hey get over here sweetheart come see your sugar daddy.

Soul Reaper:what did yuh snay bout ma wifffe?

Shinn's walks over to the table and hands Executioner his phone as he walks to get Jessica her shot of whiskey.Jessica walks over and sits on E2's lap

Ummm dolla i think this is a good time to tell you i'm pregnaunt with e2's baby.

E2 looks horrified and pushes Jessica mcdanials off him to the floor.

E2:Naw nigga i never touch the bitch in my life.

Dolla Bill:Lets step outside E2 i would hate to spill you blood on shinn's Bar floor.

Executioner:Hey!!!! i got a better idea!

Everyone looks at Executioner.

Executioner:let's all...Execute her.

Everyone has an evil grin on there face as they look at Jessica Mcdanials except Soul Reaper who has just wet himself.

Shinn's:Don't damage my bar!

Jessica at the notice she is gonna get beat on runs out of the bar. Everyone else just shrugs and goes back to drinking as soul reaper's cab pulls up.

[brockandsable]

O.......kay?

CUT TO THE BACKSTAGE AREA

We see Cactus looking like a man on a mission. Dressed up in a fine wool suit made in the southern regions of Italy, Cactus looks the part of a city-slicking, Wall Street agent.

He's all business.

Cactus walks toward the dressing rooms and upon arriving stops at a door.

E-2 is written on the door.

Cactus knocks and calls for his partner.

Cactus: E-2!

Nodda.

Cactus: (knocking harder) E-2! Hey it's me, Cactus!

E-2: (From behind the door) Go away man.

Cactus: Come one man! You'll feel better if you talk to somebody about shit.

Silence from E-2's dressing room.

Cactus: Every superstar who rises to the top loses a title. You know nigga, you win some and you lose some. You'll get another shot.

Silence.

Cactus: E-2?

Cactus becomes a bit infuriated by the fact that he's being blown off.

Cactus: E-2?!........Elijah!

Silence from the dressing room.

Cactus: Fuck it.

Cactus shrugs it off and leaves the scene in a gentleman-like manner.

FADE TO BLACK

[Scream]

^ maybe E-2 was spanking the corndog Cactus. Give the man some time

[stocko]

nation said:

hot damn! that's micko's best promo yet! it's going to be fucking close between him and cactus. thia one's been brewing for ages. can't wait!

thank ya muchly mr nation, but i dont really like it that much!

[brockandsable]

CUT TO THE BACKSTAGE AREA OUTSIDE E-2's DRESSING ROOM

Cactus walks up to the dressing room door and knocks twice.

Cactus: Anyway, E-2, enough is enough. When you're done doing....err, whatever it is you are doing in there, you come out and remember that you're apart of Deathrow! The next P2PW Tag Team Champions!

Silence from behind the door.

Cactus: E-2 man, I'm gonna leave and come back in about fifteen.

And if you're still in there crying about losing the Internet Title by the time I get back, I'm going to lose much respect for you.

Silence.

Cactus: No member of Deathrow cries over spilled milk. So stop being a bitch about things and get the fuck over it!

Cactus walks down the hallway and leaves the scene.

From the opposite end of the hallway, E-2 arrives. He quietly sneaks into his dressing room and does his best to conceal the X-rated DVD's he's carrying in his hands.

[Scream]

I knew it!!

[The Great JT]

(Note, I do not know who the P2P Interviewer is, so I'm using one from ICW)

J.T. BLADE - THE BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW

Scene opens backstage. ICW Interviewer Tina Marley is with J.T. Blade, and J.T. has a fierce look in his eye.

Tina Marley: I know, this is a little out of my leauge, but greetings, P2P Wrestling viewers. I'm Tina Marley with the ICW World Heavyweight Champion J.T. Blade. J.T., the biggest question on everyone's minds, it's the Ricky Williams question. First you say you're quitting, then you say you're back, what's the deal?

J.T. Blade: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me clearify this. First of all, I didn't quit P2P Wrestling. I was confused by their rules, then I didn't promo against Simz or whoever. I'm not like Ricky Williams. I'm here, end of story.

Tina: Then what about the whole "J.T. Blade quitting P2P Wrestling" thing?

J.T.: That was just an internet rumor. I was never quitting P2P, someone just heard that I was thinking about taking some time off and then someone immediately thought I was quitting. It's just internet propaganda and rumors.

Tina: So, you're not quitting?

J.T.: Do I have to write a book on it?! I'm not quitting! Damn it, it's like people are taking stupid pills or something. No, I'm not quitting, I'm staying right here in P2P Wrestling.

Tina: All right. Is there anything else you want to say?

J.T.: Yeah, there is. P2P Wrestling, the gloves are off, now. I came here for one reason: to prove that I'm the best. And I'm going to do just that. I'm not adhering to a gimmick P2P gave me, I'm being nobody but myself. P2P, get used to this face. Because soon, it's going to be the face of the P2P World Heavyweight Champion!

Scene fades.

[shinnstheory]

funamie said:

FUNAMIE PROMO

In the parking garage area backstage at TNT, a forest green Hummer pulls up and comes to a full stop. The lights on this rather large vehicle go out and the driver side door opens.

Out comes funamie, new member of the P2PW.

Funamie’s wrestling gear is quite arousing as she sports a smaller-than-usual, pink tank top, a pair of blue jean Daisy Dukes that would make Jessica Simpson green with envy, and a pair of high-heeled black boots.

Funamie closes the door and begins her journey toward the dressing rooms, walking elegantly with the confidence of a champion.

Her long, brown, curly hair flows evenly behind her and she walks toward her area. Her hips sway from side to side and even some parking attendants in the area have to pause and take a look at this fine work or art.

Or is she poison?

As Funamie gets closer to the dressing rooms, she interrupted by John McKay, who is carrying a small microphone. The nosy reporter is prepared for an interview.

Funamie is prepared to give it up.

John McKay
Funamie! This is an unexpected pleasure, I’m glad I ran into you—how are you?

Funamie
What do you want little man?

John McKay
Just your thoughts on Spackle, your opponent tonight, here, on TNT!!

Funamie
Spackle? You want my thoughts on Spackle, little man?

First of all, could this be anymore of a joke? I’m getting in the ring with a man named Spackle?

Spackle sounds like something I would clean myself with.

John McKay
But he is determined tonight, Funamie. Spackle wants to finish you with an impressive debut, then move up the rankings.

Funamie
Spackle will not finish me. One swift kick in whatever manhood he’s got there would end this one in a hurry now would it?

Funamie looks into the camera

Funamie

Let’s get something straight: I am not here tonight to put on a show and win a match cleanly. I am here to hurt Spackle and make a point.

But first, there is a little something I need to get off my chest.

McKay’s eyes quickly glance down at Funamie’s chest and then back to her face for fear of getting caught.

Funamie

A few weeks ago I was invited to join Deathrow and I wasn’t so sure.

But after the pathetic performances I have seen from its members recently, I think I am ready to reconsider.

Cactus, you call yourself a man? You allowed Soundscream to shit on you and walk away with your title.

And E-2, the so-called Killing Machine, you couldn’t kill a dead cockroach with a can of RAID. You worked your way up the ladder, then ran your fat mouth, and fell to the bottom again.

What Deathrow needs is some attitude, and I think that I can bring it.

What the P2PW needs is a faction that can stand up against the conspiring co-owners. Isn’t it funny how Stare rarely defends his title? Isn’t it funny how a former World Champion has to pick on newbies and swipe lower titles?

Pathetic.

What Deathrow needs is more members who will stand up to the power trip and let’s begin right now with me. Funamie, newest member of Deathrow!!

And Spackle, tonight you should guard your manhood with your life.

As for Cactus and E-2, I’ll be expecting two insurance policies to pop up tonight!

Funamie spins and exits the scene, her long, flowing hair caressing McKay’s face as she spins and leaves. McKay drops the mic to his side and ponders what has been said.



END PROMO




Though she is feisty and treading some controversial water, the sensuality projected from Funamie makes you want to reach out and grab her.

For someone that hardly comes in (unless E2 is in a match) you sure do know a little about the P2PW. Good for you....... e2

[brockandsable]

I've filled her in, heh, on the ongoings here plus there is the infamous skill of backreading.

Just don't want to see the lady get shat on by being paired with another Crazy Ralph, or worse, J.T Blade or Aladdin.

[Aladdin]

Dude, shut up. It's an IC thread, as you said. Stop taking it so seriously. All you're doing is showing how petty you are. Everything i said is true and I'm not gonna apologise. If you really have a problem with me then let's settle it. Me & you in a match, wherever you want, whenever you want. I did actually want to stay match-less before WF2, but now i've got an agenda with you.

[brockandsable]

I'm game.