TNT Results - Sept. 5th, 2006

[_the j-man]

LIVE from the LONG BEACH ARENA
Long Beach, California

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Backstage at the Long Beach Arena, E2 emerges from his dressing room after having drunk an entire six-pack of 16 oz. Budweiser cans. Still dressed in the boots and baggy jeans, only this time sporting a black T-shirt that reads “Want To Go One On One?” E2 begins the march to the ring feeling good and relaxed. As the One Man Killing Machine nears the entrance way, the new P2PW Internet Champion, Keith Williams, dressed in a slick black duster, a cowboy hat and sporting black shades, approaches E2 with a medium-sized brown bag in his hands. The shiny Internet Title belt is draped over his left shoulder.

Keith Williams “Well, well. Look at what we have here. It’s E2, the One Man Killing Machine. The former P2PW Internet Champion.”

E2 begins to move in closer, as to reach out and grab Keith Williams by the throat. But the champ put his hands up in protest.

Keith Williams “Woe, woe, woe. Hold on a minute there, man. Now I realize that our first encounter will probably not be our last. And I also realize that you probably want a rematch for this Internet Title sooner rather than later. But tonight is not the night. Tonight, I bring to you a gift.”

Keith extends the bag to E2 who is stone faced and motionless.

Keith Williams “Come on, man. This is for you. Take it.”

E2 “What is it?”

Keith Williams reaches into the bag and pulls out a six pack: A fresh new six pack of 16 oz. Budweiser cans, still ice cold from the freezer.

E2 (Pointing to the cans) “That’s for me?”

Keith Williams “Yeah.”

E2 “You really got that for me?”

Keith Williams “Yeah, man. It’s a gift from me to you.”

E2 “You heard I like to drink beer?”

Keith Williams (Sniff, sniff, sniff) “I heard you like to drink a lot of beer.”

E2 stares at Keith Williams for a moment, not knowing what to make of this. He then looks down at the beer and then back at Keith Williams. Then he glares at the Internet Title that rests on his nemesis’ shoulders. Now back at Keith Williams.

E2 (Shaking his head and squinting his eyes) “I ain’t thirsty playa.”

E2 stares at Keith Williams again, and then steps aside and continues his journey to the ring. Keith merely looks after him, wearing a bit of a deceptive smile on his face.

”Headsprung” hits over the PA system at the Long Beach Arena and the fans in attendance go absolutely nuts when E2 emerges from behind the curtain, microphone in hand and glassed look in his eyes. E2 is here!! He raises his massive arms high above him, as if to acknowledge all the love the fans are showing him at this very moment. As E2 makes his way to the ring, he greets a few fans on the way. One fan, a short, pudgy Italian man with a long nose and a stained Amie shirt, offers E2 a tall plastic cup full of beer. E2 takes the beer from the man, looks at it, and then pours it all over the chubby bastard. To our surprise, both the man and fans cheer even louder after this. E2 finally makes it to the squared circle, and the music cuts.

E2 “Waaaassssuuupp, Long Beach?!!”

The capacity crowd cheers. The camera pans the arena and we are sold out folks. This Long Beach crowd is hot. There seems to be a particular number of college students in attendance. One section is completely sold out with UCLA students who sport their school colors and stand up and do “the wave” when they realize they are on camera.

E2 “Ladies and gentlemen, niggas and niggettes, dopes and fiends, it feels so good to be back! One On One is back after a week off and I must tell you, it’s been a rough couple of weeks for the One Man Killing Machine.”

Crowd
“The fuck is Blitz!?”

E2 “I lost my title….”

Crowd
“The fuck is Blitz!?”

E2 “My winning streak came to an end…..”

Crowd
“The fuck is Blitz!?”

E2 “Before that, I lost my woman…..”

Crowd
“The fuck is Blitz!?”

E2 (Beginning to laugh) “And I thought for a short moment, that I was going to lose my show!!!”

Crowd
“The fuck is Blitz!?!!!”

E2 “Goddamn, I’ve created a monster here.”

Crowd
“The fuck is Blitz!?!!!”

Cut to the backstage area where we see a group of TNT superstars gathered together watching this from a monitor. Among the superstars are “The Tiger” Aladdin, “The Tiger” Vegeta, Trent Acid, JuncoJunky and a bandaged up John McKay. They are all laughing as the background chants “The Fuck Is Blitz!” can be heard all the way in the back. McKay laughs and then grabs his jaw from the pain.

E2 “Tonight I would like to welcome a very special guest.”

Crowd
“The fuck is Blitz!?!!!”

E2 “Tonight’s guest is a new arrival for TNT and this superstar is here to make an impact.”

Crowd
“The fuck is Blitz!?!!!”

E2 “Lady’s and gentlemen, niggas and niggettes, dopes and fiends, give it up for The Fizz!”

The crowd erupts with cheers as “I Stand Alone” blasts over the PA system and The Fizz, decked out in her wrestling gear and looking like she’s ready to go, makes her way out from behind the curtain and marches to the ring. However, those cheers turn to a mix reaction as the fans have begun to realize that TNT has adopted yet another heel. The music cuts.

E2 “Welcome, Lady Fizz. Welcome to the A-show, TNT!!”

The Fizz (Over the cheering crowd) Thank you, Elijah. Thanks for having me on the show.”

E2 “Now I hear you are here to make an impact. Tell us about that Ms. Fizz”

The Fizz (Snatching the microphone from E2) “Well, Elijah, if you and all the fans out here would for once clean the shit out of your ears and listen, I’ll tell you all about it.”

The fans boo The Fizz loudly, which only warrants a bit of an evil grin from her; but E2 wears a sadistic grin on his face. Mean, nasty bitches are nothing new to him. As a matter of fact, he likes it.

The Fizz “First of all, I would like to get a title shot here on TNT as I haven't had a title shot in P2PW yet, no thanks to the booking on that other show.”

E2 goes to grab his microphone so he can address his guest and the crowd, but The Fizz yanks her hand away, keeping the mic even further from Elijah’s grasp.

The Fizz “Hold on there, I’m not finished yet. Just like the Great Jenson Button dominates Formula One, I will dominate the P2PW!!

The crowd is booing The Fizz, but she doesn’t care. She continues to rant and rant, as if possessed by a some sort of demonic spirit.

The Fizz “I have been a fan of Formula One ever since I was a kid--hell even longer than I have been a fan of wrestling. I think that Jenson Button is a nice looking bloke who I have fancied ever since I first saw him on T.V., and just like he is the best at what he does, I am going to be the best at what I do. Unlike you, Elijah, I don’t need the support of the fans. Unlike you Elijah, I don’t need to be “popular.” Unlike you Elijah, I don’t need the approval of others to feel good about myself. And by the smell of things, it seems as if that approval rating is getting lower and lower. As you continue to lose and then drown your sorrows out with alcohol and self-loathing.”

E2 is a bit taken aback by this statement. This invite may have been a mistake.

The Fizz “That’s right, Elijah. I hold nothing back! I just tell it as it is. I am here to make a difference. TNT needs a new Head Bitch In Charge. Gormy up and left and then Amie tucked her tail in between her legs and ran off too. Now The Fizz is here and I have my sights set on the “precious” Internet Title!”

E2’s eyes widen like Bernie Mac’s. It’s as if the statement about the “precious” has triggered something in him. The Fizz rudely drops the microphone on the ground in front of E2, who is still staring at something in the audience. The Fizz turns to the crowd and raises her arms high above her head and the fans boo her with everything they’ve got. A sadistic smile spreads across E2’s face and he slowly and methodically picks the mic up off the canvas.

E2 “Well, Lady Fizz. I like your attitude. (E2 extends his hand to her) “Good luck!”

The Fizz looks at E2 and then at E2’s massive hand. She then extends her hand and the two shake and call a truce.

E2 “….cause you’re going to need it!”

E2’s pulls The Fizz in close, grips her up, and delivers a painful sidewalk slam. The crowd goes nuts for this. E2 then walks over to the ropes, grabs the tope rope, and then shakes it violently like the Ultimate Warrior. The hot crowd is eating this up. E2 pumps his fist in the air and then grabs the almost lifeless body that lies before him, sets up and delivers a vicious Demon Bomb, and that is all she wrote. The crowd is wild for this and E2 celebrates in the squared circle. But the celebration is short lived as the Zeroin comes to life. The P2PW Heavyweight Champion appears and he has something to say. The boos become deafening.


Red Ninja “E2, the greatest wrestler in the company, the best all around athlete in the world today, blah, blah, blah. Bullshit!!”

The crowd is visibly upset and E2 is beginning to lose his composure a bit as he begins to pace back in forth in the ring, like a caged animal.

Red Ninja “Just because you say it almost every time you talk doesn't mean for a goddamn second that its the truth. See Elijah, until you can lay claim to being the longest reigning P2PW Champion of all time you ain't got shit on me.”

E2 has stopped pacing and is staring daggers at the image of the P2PW World Champion before him.

Red Ninja “For a long time, I, like many of these morons, had to listen time in and time out as you ran your mouth and inflated that ego of yours up and up. Quite frankly I’m sick of you and your trademark big mouth, and I know talking myself isn't going to shut you up, so what I plan to do is silence you with my fists and my feet. I AM the champion here! I AM the one who should be bragging! I AM the one who should be boasting. You got nothing except your dick in your hand and an impending date with a hospital bed.”

Zeroin fades out and the crowd continues to boo, but those boos turn to cheers as E2 steps over the top rope and out of the squared circle and begins to march toward the dressing room; begins his search for the Red Ninja.
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Backstage, we hear a door knock on the Owner's office. Mastadon tells the person to come inside, as they open the door it's the "P2PW Rage Champion" (self-proclaimed) Dan "Dragon" Taylor with a sick smile on his face as Mastadon stands up.

Mastadon: Can I help you Dan?

Dan "Dragon" Taylor: Why yes you can Mastadon... Why is it that Aladdin is getting TV time tonight while he's in the hospital? And I'm stuck without a place on the card tonight?

Mastadon: Shut up, Dan! You're lucky enough to still have a job right now, considering the fact that you're a two-faced little prick! You're lucky I don't have someone take that belt away from you right now.

Dan "Dragon" Taylor: I'm the greatest wrestler on this planet, Mastadon! Kids will look up to me, they'll love me. They know who a true competitor really is!

Mastadon: Alright, you know what... Find yourself an opponent for the next show and I'll give you the match-up, any match you want, but you have to win that match-up. Otherwise... Well you know what, see if you can find yourself a match first.

Dan "Dragon" Taylor: No problem, boss...

Dan "Dragon" Taylor walks out of the office as he stares down Mastadon, we see him look right back at him. The door shuts and we see Mastadon shaking his head.
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***SINGLES MATCH***

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It's a battle of the new-comers, much is not known of Junco Junky. But tonight he'll get a chance to make a name for himself on TNT. Sick Fixx has somewhat of a cult following and he'll debut tonight. His goal, to destroy the One Man Killing Machine!
Junco Junky
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DING, DING, DING! The bell sounds as Junco Junky and Sick Fixx lock-up with each other. Junco gets the early advantage as he places Sick Fixx into a side-headlock. Sick Fixx throws Junco into the ropes but is met with a vicious shoulder-block. Junco pulls up Sick Fixx and places him into the corner as he starts chopping away at his chest! The crowd likes it as Junco whips Fixx into the otherside off the ring, "BOOM!" he bounces off the turnbuckle stumbling forward as Junco delivers a DDT to Fixx.

Junco stands up and poses for the crowd as we see Fixx stand up slowly, Junco is just waiting for him to turn around. As Fixx does, we see Junco kick Fixx in his stomach and place him in between his legs. The crowd cheers loudly as we see Junco make a signal with his neck that it's over. He lifts up Fixx and delivers a Sit-Down Power Bomb as he makes the pin... 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING! It's over!

Winner: Junco Junky

Junco Junky: 4.03 + 1 = 5.03
Sick Fixx: 0.00 + .2 = 0.02

Junco Junky goes to the corner and starts posing for the crowd again as he has another sick smile on his face. He then steps down from the ropes looking at how he decimated Sick Fixx. He laughs as he kicks Sick Fixx in the head and walks out of the ring towards the back.

[_the j-man]

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The camera cuts away from the ring as we cut to a hospital room. It's pretty dark as you can only hear the beep from the heart monitor. The camera steps closer to the scene as he gets closer and closer, we then see the shadows move away exposing a very beat-up ALADDIN! The crowd goes crazy as we see the true Rage Champion. "The Tiger" Aladdin notices the camera in front of him and starts sitting up right away.

"The Tiger" Aladdin: I see you, don't worry. I'm not going to hurt you, you're not the one I am after. Please take a seat.

The camera man walks over to a chair and takes himself a seat as he gets a full view of the beaten Aladdin. He looks over to the camera with an intense look and begins to speak.

"The Tiger" Aladdin: Dan "Dragon" Taylor... This son of a bitch, he's tried taking everything away from me... From my Rage Championship, to my career, to my life... He's tried to take it all and he couldn't get the job done, just like he couldn't get the job done when he tried to win the Rage Championship from me. He decided since he couldn't beat me, he would steal from me. Let me tell you something Dan... You think that you have me beaten, that's far from the truth.

"The Tiger" Aladdin slowly sits up and stands on his two feet weakly. He then gets closer and closer to the camera as his eyes are locked-in on the camera lens.

"The Tiger" Aladdin: Two shows from now, before the TNT pay-per-view, I'm going to be at the show and you're going to have a choice. Either you give me my belt back and we'll call it even or I take it back. Trust me, from our first encounter, you don't want me coming back after you with revenge on my mind. DDT, you have one chance and one warning, so use it wisely. Otherwise, the Tiger is going to be hunting you down. I guarantee that!

"The Tiger" Aladdin continues to stare at the camera with a sadistic look on his face. Revenge may already be on the man's mind and with that. We go to the ring.
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***SINGLES MATCH***

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Stevo 316 gets his oppurtunity to make a name for himself other than being a "loser". "The Tiger" Vegeta has been on a hot streak and plans to continue it tonight!
Stevo 316
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DING, DING, DING! The match starts as Stevo looks out to the crowd and poses for everyone as we hear the crowd continue to boo him. Vegeta looks annoyed charging Stevo and crushes him into the corner turnbuckle. Vegeta pulls Stevo by his hair and lifts him up delivering a Brain Buster to Stevo! Vegeta looks out to the crowd as they cheer him wildly! The crowd is eating it up. We then see Vegeta climb the top rope as he looks down at Stevo and delivers a Top Rope Leg Drop! The crowd enjoys it a lot as he hooks the leg, 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING! It's already over!

Winner: "The Tiger" Vegeta

"The Tiger" Vegeta: 4.1 + 1.2 = 5.30
Stevo 316: 0.00 + 0.0 = 0.00

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Backstage, we see Vegeta walking through the back with sweat covering his body. Suddenly Dan "Dragon" Taylor walks up face-to-face with "The Tiger" Vegeta.

Dan "Dragon" Taylor: Well, well, well, congratulations chump. You destroyed a no-body in Stevo. While I on the other-hand place another Tiger in the hospital.

Vegeta shoves Dan "Dragon" Taylor into the wall with an intense look on his face.

"The Tiger" Vegeta: Listen to me, Dan. You're not going to intimidate me. You want to take out my family and try to ruin our lives. You have another thing coming, Dan!

Dan "Dragon" Taylor: Get your bloody hands off of me!

Dan "Dragon" Taylor pushes "The Tiger" Vegeta back. We notice TNT officials closer to the two men.

Dan "Dragon" Taylor: Mastadon wanted to give me a match-up and boy, how easy would it be to have Dan "Dragon" Taylor to take on the Little Tiger, Vegeta. HAHAHA! I love it. You know what, I'll make it worth your while too. If you can beat me at the next TNT, I'll give you the P2PW Rage Championship back, no questions asked so you can give it to Aladdin.

"The Tiger" Vegeta: You're on!

Dan "Dragon" Taylor: But... You didn't let me finish. If I win, Vegeta... I want you gone! Out of here, I don't want to see another Tiger on TNT ever again. That's my mission right now. So if I defeat you... You're never to walk back into a TNT ring... EVER AGAIN!

The crowd boos DDT as we see Vegeta look back at DDT with a questionable look. DDT then holds out his hand.

"The Tiger" Vegeta: You know what...?

"The Tiger" Vegeta shakes Dan "Dragon" Taylor's hand firmly. The crowd cheers and then Vegeta pulls DDT to him and clotheslines him to the concrete! The crowd explodes with cheers.

"The Tiger" Vegeta: YOU'RE ON!!!
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TNT comes back from the previous segment to find that a bar has been construction in the middle of the ring. There are a few chairs set up beside the bar. Behind the bar is a older gentleman. He is washing out a glass.

Just then "Cowboys from Hell hits". The fans begin to voice their disapproval knowing who is about to make their way to the ring. The New Internet Champion makes his first appearance of the night. He is decked out in his normal street attire. Blue jeans, a white button up shirt, a black duster and a cowboy hat on his head. Draped across his shoulder is his newly won Internet title.As he stands at the entrance way, fireworks begin to go off. Keith then begins to make his way down to the ring. As he is doing so, balloons begin to drop from the ceiling.

Keith steps thru the ropes and grabs a microphone that had been sitting on top of the bar.

Keith Williams: Welcome to the Keith Williams Internet Championship party. We are here tonight to celebrate the achievements of a great man. How in a short amount of time, this man was able to waltz into P2P and win the coveted TNT Internet Championship.

The crowd boos that started when he first appeared begin to get louder as fans as still upset as to how he won the title

Keith Williams: You all didn't think I would be standing here with this belt, admit it. You saw E2 vs Keith Williams and thought E2 was going to run thru me like a bulldozer. Then add the stipulation of a ladder match, and you thought massacre. Well look who proved you all wrong.

Apparently during that match though E2 must had suffered some serious head injuries. Cause now he is going around thinking that he can mess with the World Champion, that being Red Ninja, not some second rate champ like NIN over on Blitz. E2 what chance do you think you have of beating Ninja. Take my advice. Do like Simz and go over to Blitz. I am sure that you can easily defeat JT for his title. Cause over here on TNT, there is no way you will ever be able to win another title.

But enough about E2, tonight is a night for celebration. Billy Bob give me a cold one!

The man behind the bar reaches down and pulls out a cold beer. He pops the cap off of it and sets it on the bar. Keith reaches over and grabs the beer. He takes a big drink out of it.

Keith Williams: Ahh now that hits the spot. But you know there is still something missing. I have the Internet title here on my shoulder, and a cold beer in my hand but yet i still feel like something isn't right...

Now I remember, ladies if you would be so kind.

Just then two young ladies appear from behind the curtain. One is a blonde and the other is a brunette. They are both wearing short white button up shirts that are not button, but just tied at the bottom revealing their stomaches. They are also wearing very short cut off jeans. They make their way down to the ring.

Keith Williams: Now you know this can't be a party unless we have scantly dressed ladies dancing up on the bar now can it?

Some of the male fans that were booing, have changed to cheers at seeing the young ladies and hearing that they will be getting on top of the bar. Keith takes the young ladies hands and helps them on top of the bar. Just then some generic country music begins to play.

The ladies begin to start dancing on top of the bar. They really start getting into the music. They begin to dance with each other on top of said bar. After a moment or two of this, the young ladies untie their shirts and take them off. By now all the male fans are cheering. The ladies then begin to reach for their pants button when suddenly....

Reece Somers: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa..Cut the music. This mockery of a celebration is over! I can no longer stand back there and watch as you single handedly lower the already fragile morality of these fans. These fans have not come here tonight to see scantly clad women dance on top of tables for your own personal amusement Mr. Williams.

Reece is slowly making his way towards the ring as he is saying this. Keith meanwhile is just hanging on the top rope looking towards Reece. Reece makes his way into the ring. He picks up the shirts that the young ladies have taken off and hands the shirts to the ladies. He then makes them get off the bar and put the shirts back on.

Reece Somers: For shame ladies, what would your mothers think if they knew that you were here among all these degenerates showing off your bodies for their amusement. You should be ashame of yourselves. You should be involved in more creative outlets like cross knitting or cooking. Now get out of this ring and think about your choices in life.

The ladies quickly exit the ring as the fans begin to boo Reece for making the ladies stop too soon. Keith meanwhile has simply turned around and is leaning with his back against the ropes watching all this go down.

Reece Somers: And as for you Mr. Williams, your actions tonight truly sicken me. Almost to the point that I am ashamed to call myself a TNT Superstar. But I guess that you are mealy living up to the name of that championship. The Internet is full of perverts and degenerates. That is why you fit that championship so well. But to have you walk around calling yourself a champion is disgraceful. A champion is one to be respected, admired, a leader to the masses that sit before you.

But do you show them a good example of a champion? No you come out here, and proclaim that, that which will be called vises in any other society are really virtues. That people should look up to you and indulge in the drinking of mind altering liquids, and the viewing of scantly clad women. A champion should proclaim to all that the drinking of said substances is wrong and should be avoided at all costs. Also that women are not to be viewed as sexual objects, but as for the individuals that they are, and are to be respected above all else.

Keith while Reece is ranting on has gotten up off of the ropes and has headed to the bar. He takes one last drink out of his beer. He sets it on the table. He then shows Billy Bob the 2 finger gesture. Billy Bob reaches under the bar and hands Keith two beers. Keith then walks back over to Reece.

Keith Williams: Easy there Reece. Look all I am doing out here is having a little fun. Its not like I am up here telling people that they need to get drunk to be able to sit thru one of your long winded speeches.

Keith turns to the camera and gives it a wink

Keith Williams: Look relax a little Reece. This is a celebration. Time to let your hair down and have a good time. There is plenty of time for all that stuff that you just went on about later. Just enjoy the moment.

Keith hands Reece a beer. Reece takes hold of the beer and looks down at it. Keith taps his beer against Reece's and begins to take a drink. Reece looks up and has a look of anger on his face. He takes his beer and smashes across Keith's head, causing the bottle to completely shatter. Keith falls down to the mat. Reece begins to stomp away at Keith.

Reece Somers: Relax! There is no relaxing for me. I am on a ever vigilant quest to bring decency and mortality to these fans in P2P. I will not rest till these people are on the straight and narrow. And its time that I bring decency and morality to the Internet title. After having people such as you and E2 as champions, it deserves to have someone with character holding onto it. Someone that these fans can look up to and be proud to call their Internet champion.

Reece then slides out of the ring and heads towards the back. Keith slowly begins to get up. Blood has begun to pour down his face from where the bottle had shattered on his head. TNT then cuts to a commercial.

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[Match written by E2, the One Man Killing Machine!]

“Wake Up” by Rage Against the Machine blasts over the PA system and the capacity crowd at the Long Beach Arena immediately begin to boo as Reece Somers makes his way from behind the curtain and down the aisle to ringside. Man, the heat this athlete is receiving is abnormal. His “morals” must be rubbing fans the wrong way. Even a few paper balls come flying from the crowd from a distance, but they all miss their mark. Just before Reece can climb the steps and hop into the squared-circle, “Darkness” hits and the jeering continues to sound. Red Ninja, the current P2PW Heavyweight Champion emerges from the back with that shiny World Title draped over his right shoulder. He cockily makes his way to the ring. Strutting ever so slowly because he knows, at this point in time, he is at the top of his game. A few young fans at ringside are disrespecting the champ. That’s when he decides to test their heart and walk up to them. All of the fans, about twelve or so in that section, stop and back up. Red Ninja just laughs to himself, hops onto the canvas and hops over the top rope. The booing goes to an all time high when Red Ninja holds his title belt for all to see. The music cuts but the booing continues. Red Ninja hands his title belt to the official and turns and faces Reece Somers, who is calmly occupying one corner of the ring. There is a brief stare-down in the midst of the jeering crowd, but both nod at each others in acknowledgement of what the mission is here tonight. Destroy the opposition. “Tres Leches” blasts and Trent Acid emerges from behind the curtain for his first match on TNT since the brand split. The cheers roar through the crowd as Trent acknowledges his fans by pumping his fists at the crowd, and even taking the time to lock fists with a fan at ringside that is sporting an “Acid Bomb” T-shirt. The crowd is hype and Trent is here, but he does not climb into the squared circle. He’s smarter than that. Trent looks back at the entrance way as his music cuts, the lights in the arena fade ever so slightly, and “Headsprung” by L.L. begins to blast and the capacity audience goes into a frenzy. Out from behind the curtain, a near seven foot tall Black man with a chip on his shoulder named E2 comes running down to the ring. In the squared circle, Reece Somers actually retreats over the rope and to the far side of the ring. However, the Ninja holds his ground. E2 runs past Trent, slides under the bottom rope and immediately attacks the P2PW Champion delivering rights and lefts and rights and lefts. Red Ninja is backed into the corner now trying to rumble with the Big Dawg but the 7 footer is fighting, not wrestling. Red Ninja tries to counter, but E2 continues to pound away at the Champ. The ref tries to make some sense of the situation as this match is not yet officially underway. The brawling continues and the Ninja sees an opening and retreats out of the ring. E2 follows. All the beer from earlier is wearing off and it’s leaving him crabby and pissed.

E2 “You cost me my Internet Title, muthafucka!”

Red Ninja “Fuck you, you nobody!”

The fighting continues and the two seemed to be headed toward the back. The crowd is hot. The fighting is intense, and Reece Somers and Trent Acid are now left at ringside. Trent hops the apron and looks back to entrance and waves his arm for E2 to return to the ring, to come back. While his back is turned, Reece Somers slides under the ring ropes and delivers a flying knee to Trent Acid’s spine. The referee has no choice but to start the match with these two as the legal men in the ring.

P2PW Heavyweight Champion Red Ninja and Reece Somers v. E2, the One Man Killing Machine and Trent Acid
With Red Ninja costing E2 the Internet Title last week, coupled with Trent Acid’s arrival to TNT and Reece disrespecting everyone, this tag match was booked for the purpose of vengeance.

DING! DING! DING! - Reece has the early advantage as he continues to work the back of the former tag team champion by delivering closed fists to the lower back. The blows are slow and methodical, as if Reece Somers is trying to send a message to an certain Internet Champion who might be watching. Reece looks to the aisle waiting for his partner to return, but E2 and Red Ninja have disappeared to the back.

CUT TO THE BACK

……Where we find E2 and Red Ninja scrapping like a couple of teenagers in a Brooklyn schoolyard. E2 continues to be the aggressor and gives chase. Picking up chairs and flinging them at Ninja as the champion struggles to avoid a serious injury that may jeopardize his reign as the World Champion. Dozens of backstage personnel just step to the side and out of the way as E2 continues to batter Ninja with every object he can possibly find. A chair thrown by the One Man Killing Machine lands in Red Ninja’s chest, and he bends down violently, desperately seeking some air…..

BACK TO THE RING

The two men struggle to muscle each other backwards. Reece Somers lands a low knee to break up the lock and then whips into the ropes. Trent comes springing back and and Reece lays the newcomer out with a vicious clothesline, right out of John Bradshaw Layfield’s handbook. The crowd is silent as they had no idea Reece would be manhandling Trent like this. Trent Acid hits the mat hard and Reece goes for the quick pin, but Trent Acid shoots the shoulder up. Notice how Trent Acid quickly shoots the shoulder up. He wants to shoot the near shoulder up and make sure the referee can see it and allow this match to continue. After this Reece aids Trent to his feet by picking him up by his bald-head and working him over to the corner. Three hard chops are delivered to Trent’s chest, each warranting a “WOOOOOO!!! From the sold out capacity crowd. Chop—“WOOOOOO!” Trent bends down in pain. Reece lifts him up and CHOP!-“WOOOOOO!” Trent bends down again, clutching his chest right where the red streak marks are located. Reece Somers then climbs the turnbuckles and stands over Trent Acid. Let the 10 hard shots to the face begin. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!! and then Reece hops back down to the mat. This is very unusual as this match has been all Somers. All Somers! Reece then whips Trent into the opposite corner and comes in for the avalanche, but the Trent Acid gets out of the way and the fans in the arean once again spring to life. Trent Acid decides to return the favor and back Reece into the corner and delivers a series of violent smacks to his chest. SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! And he puts some stank on the last one as he imitates The Rock by spitting on his hand and delivering another SMACK!!! To Reece’s chest that sends Somers over the top rope and out to the floor. Trent gives chase and picks Somers up by his hair and flings him back into the ring. As Reece lies in pain, Trent stabds up and begins stomping a mudhole in Reece’s face………

CUT TO THE BACK WHERE……

….We see E2 lifting a garbage can high above his head and sending crashing down on Red Ninja’s skull……

BACK IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE…….

…..Trent sends Reece to the ropes and misses a deadly clothesline. On the rebound, Reece delivers a spinning heel kick to Trent Acid’s mouth which sends him back to the mat. Somers plants his foot on Trent’s neck and uses the ropes for leverage. He breaks the illegal hold just before the referee's count of five. Reece, once again, aids Trent to his feet. An enzuguri finds the back of Trent’s head and once again he is kissing the mat. Reece stands over Trent and hold his arms up and the crowd is not happy. The booing begins and the chants begin…..

Crowd “E2! E2! E2! E2!”

but to no avail as E2 and the Red Ninja are nowhere to be found. Reece kneels over Trent and begins to deliver vicious punches to the face and forehead and before we know it, blood is spilling onto the mat. Reece concludes that he will not see his partner again so he decides to put this one away himself. Reece grabs Trent by the head and lifts him to his feet. The “E2” chants have now turned to roaring cheers as we see Red Ninja running out from the back with E2 giving chase, an aluminum baseball bat it his hand. Ninja is running for dear life and begins to circle the ring, trying to escape the punishment of the bat. Reece, caught up in the confusion, allows himself to be distracted and Trent Acid catches him with a low blow behind the ref’s back. And E2 gives chase, Red Ninja slides into the ring and attempts to get caught up in the action. E2 is in with the bat, and ref gets in his way and warns him of the disqualification. Crowd is hot! Somers is hurt and E2 is livid. Trent makes it to his feet and Red Ninja, who has once again slid outside of the ring and has grabbed a kendo stick from beneath the squared circle. He’s back in, he lifts the stick and POP! Right into Trent’s head. Red Ninja slides out. Trent drops like a bag of rocks. Reece takes the cover, 1…...2……3!!!! DING! DING! DING!!! This one is history!

Winners by pinfall – Red Ninja and Reece Somers!!

Red Ninja (4.6) & Reece Somers (4.87): 9.47 + .5 = 9.97
E2 (4.87) & Trent Acid (4.2): 9.07 +.7 = 9.77

Post match, Reece Somers and Red Ninja retreat to aisle way while E2 stands bewildered by what has just happened with that aluminum bat in his hand. Trent Acid holds his busted head in pain and slowly comes to. He sees E2 holding the bat and gives him a look as if to say, “What the fuck?”

[_the j-man]

"THE TIGER" ALADDIN's RATINGS[/u]

Sickfixx - 0.0 (Don't expect a shot at E2 until you actually prove yourself.)

Junco Junky - 3.5 ("Creative orgasm"...heh. Nice. The rest of the promo was okay. You can write some good dialogue for sure but what you actually said wasn't really necessary. I thought the opening was nice, with you being allocated to your locker area; like your first steps into the world of P2PW but then you dragged it on for a while. I thought the thing with Bobby was going somewhere but then it stopped and so did the promo. You would be great at writing segments for the show, I'm sure, but for promos you need to talk about the match, your opponent and possibly what's going on with your character. Read some of Red Ninja's promos, his content is excellent. He talks about everything going on with his character. So, i can see you've got a lot of potential but just think the promo through before hand. If you need any advice or help, PM me.)


Stevo316 - 0.0 ( )

"The Tiger" Vegeta - 4.1 (It was okay. I know you were still tired from the trip though, so don't worry. The promo didn't make you look all that great but you had reasons as to why you said what you did. You didn't have an opponent that would cause a big threat, so it's all good.)


Red Ninja - 4.5 (I liked it. You summed up everything that's been going on with your character well. There were a few English mistakes but that's no biggie. Try to diffrentiate what you're saying from the actions, to make it clearer, i.e add italics to the actions.)

Reece Somers - 4.8 (Ha! Hilarious. I love your promos, man. The scenario was very creative and you used it well to run down your opponents. The opening and ending were amazing, so damn funny. I love your posh English type character, so damn good.)

E2 - 4.8 (That was intense, man. Stick to this. The opening was hilarious, from the "Fuck you" to John Mckay to the tape over your mouth promoing. The ending was excellent too and i really think it fitted your character well. You made your intentions clear and kept us entertained. Your best promo.)

Trent Acid - 4.0 (Welcome to TNT! ;D Now, I really liked what you said, but it was really short, dude. I really liked the opening, very symbolic. Just, when you were getting some momentum with the promo, you cut it off. Another paragraph or two would have been nice, talking about the tag match a bit more or even the PPV. Good luck on TNT.)

STARE's RATINGS

Junco Junky --- 4.4 (Very entertaining. I like how you did the description, it was almost narrative-style, or whatever the term is. Either way, this was very entertaining, and it was a great debut promo. Nice work. I look forward to reading future work of yours)
Sick Fixx --- 0 (I hope J doesnt use you. You dont deserve a big match if you dont put in the time)

Stevo 316 --- 0 (I would say I'm surprised . . . but)
"The Tiger" Vegeta --- 4.1 (The whiny attitude at the building killed any credibility you could've had after. Regardless, pretty good as usual)

Red Ninja --- 4.7 (Great promo. You have awesome dialogue. It's not overdone, and it's not too simple. I liked you explanation of you getting Keith to watch your back and why you did it. Great work)
Reece Somers --- 4.9 (Yeah, this was hilarious. I really enjoyed it. It was a very different promo than you would usually see. You'll be a star one day, no doubt. Awesome job)
E2 --- 4.9 (Awesome. I loved it. I thought this was a great, direct promo and it was extremely intense. This was what I was longing to see from you, cause I know you're good at trash-talking, I just wanted you to run-down everyone, but with intimidation. Awesome job. Watch out Red Ninja is all I have to say)
Trent Acid --- 4.4 (Honestly, I thought I'd be giving this a higher rating, but it ended way before I was ready for it too. I was getting into it and loving what you had to say in your address to the TNT locker room, and then it was over. Still, great promo. A new environment will help you out a lot I think)

_THE J-MAN's RATINGS

Junco Junky - 4.2 (I have to say that I enjoyed the promo. It was descriptive and you got the point across well. You didn't know much about Sick Fixx so I think we haven't seen the best out of you. But a good way to start and get noticed I think.

Sick Fixx - 0.0 (Umm... zzzzzzzzzzz... I was going to use you but now, I have no interest. Maybe Blitz! wants you. P.S. You're not getting a shot at E2 until you prove something. I don't care what message board you came from.)



Stevo 316 - 0.0 (This is odd. I guess you're no longer apart of P2PW... It's a shame you're one of my favorites.)

"The Tiger" Vegeta - 4.1 (Decent promo. I already recieved your PM, but I have one more task I need out of you. If you promo or not it won't matter, I think Dan will own you. )


Red Ninja - 4.6 (I love Red Ninja! I love the character and I love the attitude. And this isn't even considered an important match for you. I can't wait for you to defend your title at the PPV. Because I know that's when you're at your best.)

Reece Somers - 4.7 (You're highly underrated, Reece. HIGHLY UNDERRATED! You're gimmick is flawless, it's such an easy heel gimmick to get into and your promo's are fantastic. I've personally seen better so I didn't give you as high as a mark from the others. All I know is, when the time comes. You're going to be owning this joint. Easily.)

E2 - 4.9 (This is what I was looking for! This was it! You had that intense attitude and your set your goal very high in that promo. This is what we should've seen when you faced off with Keith I think. I'm not into a psychopathic E2, I'm into a straight-no-non-sense, I will kick your fucking ass dry E2. Loved it.)

Trent Acid - 4.2 (I loved the promo, but like everyone else. You ended it way too quickly. I think you're going to be a big-time player in TNT, I know if you would've continued the promo this would scored as high as Reece or E2. But I'm thinking something must've came up and you just posted what you had. I do that from time to time. Still good work, but I know there is better.)

[Stare]

Awesome show. Great job.

THE FUCK IS BLITZ! from the crowd cracked me up. Good stuff all around to all involved

[_the j-man]

I would like to thank E2 & Keith for helping me out with the show. Otherwise who knows how long this show would've taken. Thanks gentlemen. Now please massage my balls.

[brockandsable]

He laughs as he kicks Sick Fixx in the head and walks out of the ring towards the back.

^That's hilarious.

Good job, J.

Ninja, it's on.....

[_the j-man]

Yeah Japhy deserved a nice kick in the head.

[brockandsable]

Yeah, Fixx. You don't just walk in here and demand a big match. Much less not even bring your A game to your debut. Seems as if the Japhy I "used" to know has gone soft. And the ass-kicking I delivered to you and your girl all those years ago still stands. Well, I'm out, playa. Got me a Ninja to catch.

[juncojunky]

Kicked his ass and his head..

Seriously though, I'll take you back anyday SickFixx..Write a damn promo, and actually ditch the E2 crave for a minute and I'd be glad to take you back on. My horse is waiting for you ;D

[Your Morality Enforcer]

Good show, glad to see that Morality-Depraved Internet Champion got what was coming to him, although I have to agree with a point made earlier that TNT seems to really lack faces. Right now, a face turn could be big business for someone. Either way, enjoyed the show, glad the talented Junco Junky won his debut (Good job , One-On-One was entertaining and a great main event at the end to finish the show off, and exactly how every show should end, with Reece Somers winning

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Nicely done.

The promo got rushed a little bit when something came up...

[stocko]

good show guys

i have to say i am a better owner than wrestler

[Keith Williams]

Well then you should do your job and suspend one E2. I mean he goes and without provocation attacks the lovely, sweet and innocent Fizz. If that isn't grounds for a immediate and extended suspension then I don't know what is. Also he refused my generous offer of a 6 pack of Budweiser.

But really good show by J, E2, and the small part that I contributed. Reece I will be seeking my revenge, oh yes I will. So you better look out, you now got a pissed off redneck after you, and you don't want one of those after you.

[stocko]

listen redneck, dont be telling me how to do my job, i hate e2 as much as you, but fact is, the nigga draws in the crowds and lets face son, its all bout the money

[Keith Williams]

Sometimes there are more important things then making money. You need to make E2 a example. If he is allowed to get away with putting his hands on innocent women, then everyone will think its ok. And what kind of example will that be to the TNT fans. Little kids will go around thinking its ok to side slam little girls. Do what is right Micko, suspend E2!

[brockandsable]

reece said:

I have to agree with a point made earlier that TNT seems to really lack faces. Right now, a face turn could be big business for someone.

Well the way I saw it, you smacking Keith Williams over his big head with that beer bottle was the beginning of his face turn. Coupled with the fact that Reece is quickly becoming one of the most dominant heels on the show, I'd say it's a given.

....the fuck is Blitz!?

[Aladdin]

Great show, J.

Oh! Two shows before i can have a match! Booo! Damn you, Dan!

J - I'll tell Veg about the match. And, PM me if you need help with the show. I can write matches or do a segment (one without me prefferably).

[Cactus]

great show J and writers

The fuck is blitz TNT

[stocko]

keithwilliams said:

Sometimes there are more important things then making money. You need to make E2 a example. If he is allowed to get away with putting his hands on innocent women, then everyone will think its ok. And what kind of example will that be to the TNT fans. Little kids will go around thinking its ok to side slam little girls. Do what is right Micko, suspend E2!

I am a business man, son, so what is more important to a business man than money?

if fizz wants to get in the ring and mouth off, she will get the piss slapped out of her, same as with any of the guys backstage.

bottom line is, you mouth off you will face the consequences and reprocussions

[brockandsable]

Word up, yo.