TNT: Unsanctioned Saturday Results - 25th Oct 2006

[Aladdin]

On the streets of New York, it’s anything goes; And four men are going to prove just that……

”The Tiger” Aladdin whose dominant reign as P2PW RAGE Champion has shown he lives for matches that break the standard rules.

”The Morality” Enforcer, Reece Somers - a young man who’s quickly proving that he is a force to be reckoned with.

E2 – grew up on the streets and is use to having nothing, wanting nothing more than to get his hands on the Ninja.

Red Ninja – The most dominant champion in the history of TNT

Four TNT Superstars……


The Deadly Streets of New York City…..


Bats, chains, hammers – anything goes…….


In the New York Style Streetfight!

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New York City has been the center of attention, both positive and negative. Stars have been made and hearts have been broken. On Saturday Night, another notch will be added to that belt……

"(S)HE" will be there. And this unprecedented appearance is going to rock the P2PW, forever.

"The Soundoff" will be the place......


Former Blitz! Champion Soundscream will be your host.....


And then the unexpected surprise of a lifetime.....


Only on…..

Presents…..

"Unsanctioned Saturday”

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Live from Madison Square Garden,
New York, New York

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TNT goes on the air as “What You Know” by TI, Aladdin’s music, blares over the PA system. The crowd jump to their feet as they await the arrival of one of the participants in tonight’s main event. Almost half way through the song, the returning Rage Champion is nowhere to be seen. The crowd are confused and wonder if it was just a technical error when suddenly; Reece Somers is seen being thrown out from behind the curtain, landing on his back on the stage. The crowd wonder what’s going on but all the questions are resolved as Aladdin comes walking into the arena, and chases down Reece, who runs into the ring, hoping to have the advantage with the higher ground. Aladdin doesn’t give a damn and slides right into the line of fire, as Reece starts kicking away at his back, forcing him back to the ground. Aladdin fights through it, having been away for a couple weeks he has a lot of stored up frustrations and it seems Reece is he person who he’s going to take it out on. Aladdin quickly takes down Reece, sweeping his leg with his arms and then quickly jumps on him, unleashing as many punches as possible. Aladdin jumps up to his feet and lets out a huge roar. The crowd scream along with him, as they get pumped up for his return.

The crowd’s attention then moves back to the stage as E2 comes out trading lefts and rights with the man he’ll be facing at Payback. The two of them right it out all the way to the bottom of the ramp, when E2 gets the advantage and nails Ninja right between the eyes, knocking him to the floor. Ninja scurries back, trying to keep away from E2, until he is backed up against the ring. E2 walks right over to his cornered prey and engulfs him with his shadow. E2 leans over and grabs Ninja by his shirt and throws him up against the ring. He slaps him hard across the face and then slides him into the ring. E2 looks under the ring for something and pulls out a black baseball bat. He raises it high in the air, getting a pop from the crowd. He slides into the ring and stalks Ninja. Reece, gets in the way of E2 and his prey and pays for it with a baseball swing to the gut. Reece falls onto his knees and then rolls into the corner, to get some rest. E2 refocuses on the P2PW Heavyweight champion, and cocks his bat back. Ninja gets to his feet but out of nowhere gets knocked down by a stiff pounce by Aladdin, cutting him in half. The crowd pop for Aladdin’s signature more, but E2 is not pleased. The number one contender looks at Aladdin and asks him why he took his target. Aladdin simply replies by saying the E2 took his, when he knocked Reece down with the bat. The two of them shrug in sync and forget about it. They head in the direction of the people they were focusing on when “Bring the Ruckus” hits and the crowd go wild. Micko, dressed in a suit, comes walking out from behind the curtain with a mic in hand.

Micko: Guys, hold on. The two of you can’t go around assaulting two important members of the roster like this.

The crowd boo as they want the fight to continue. Reece and Ninja nod at what Micko just said.

Micko: Now, you have a tag team match scheduled for the main event, but since all four of you are out here already and you’re all dressed appropriately, why don’t we have the New York Style Streetfight, right now! What do you think, New York City!

In unison, the crowd shout “Hell Yeah” as the answer to the owner’s question is now obvious.

Micko: Get them a ref! Oh yeah, and don’t forget, falls count anywhere.

The crowd cheer as the main event as about to go on first. A ref comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring. He straight away rings the bell as the match is officially underway.

New York Style Streetfight:
Red Ninja & Reece Somers
Vs.
“The Tiger” Aladdin & E2

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Reece and Ninja both go over to the ref, still selling the beatings from before, and start to complain about the match being brought forward. Ninja points out that he’s wearing his suit trousers and shirt, and Reece then points out the same thing about himself. The ref then shows them that neither of their opponents are dressed in their in ring gear, with E2 wearing a pair of baggy jeans and very baggy black t-shirt, and Aladdin is sporting a pair of jeans, a t-shirt and a blazer. The two of them continue to moan to the ref until E2 and Aladdin have had enough. They spin them around and smack them with punches to the side of the face. In sync, Aladdin and E2 irish whip Reece and Ninja into the ropes and catch them both with spinebusters. They both go for the pin…….1………2…….but Reece and Ninja kick out. The two of them are lifted back up and get their shirts ripped off. Aladdin chops the bare chest of Ninja, while E2 open hand slap’s Reece’s chest. The two of them are backed up into opposite corners, where both Aladdin and E2 hit them with chops and punches. E2 and Aladdin look back at each other and then irish whip Reece and Ninja towards each other. Ninja and Reece grabs each others’ arms and spin themselves around. They head back in the direction they came from, but get met by a big boot by E2 and a superkick by Aladdin. The two of them fall right in the middle of the ring, side by side. E2 looks at Aladdin and “The Tiger” knows exactly what he’s thinking. As Aladdin takes off his blazer, throwing it into the crowd, E2 bounces off the ropes and uncharacteristically hits a senton on both of his opponents. As soon as E2 gets out of the way, Aladdin springs off the ropes with a lionsault, catching both of them again. Aladdin quickly rolls through onto his feet and straight away nails a standing shooting star press. He goes for the double pin………..1…………….2…………but they both kick out.

E2 slides out of the ring and grabs his baseball bat which had rolled out of the ring. Back in the ring, Aladdin picks up Reece Somers. He runs with Reece in the direction of E2 and throws him through the ropes at E2. While Reece is in the air, E2 swings the baseball bat, hitting Reece across the head, as the crowd cringe at the sight of it. Having watched what just went down, smiling about it, Aladdin turns back around and heads towards Ninja. Aladdin bends over and goes to pick Ninja up, but Ninja quickly rolls Aladdin up………..1………….2…………….but Aladdin kicks out. Aladdin quickly gets back to his feet, but so does Ninja, who catches Aladdin with a stiff leg lariat. Aladdin pops back up after the shot, but Ninja roundhouse kicks the side of his head, knocking him down. Ninja then looks towards E2, who is beating on Reece. Ninja bounces off the ropes and heads towards E2, jumps onto the top rope, turns around and jumps off with a moonsault, knocking E2 down. Ninja manages to land on his feet and goes straight to work on E2. However, out of nowhere, Aladdin springs off the ropes with a corkscrew splash, taking out all three men already on the floor, and also himself. The four men get to their feet in their own time. E2, being the biggest of the bunch, is able to dominate Reece, landing punches and generally throwing him around. Aladdin and Ninja fight it off in a battle of champions. The two of them are very equally matches up as is evident by their back and forth fight. Aladdin throws a punch, Ninja throws a punch. Ninja chops Aladdin, Aladdin chops Ninja. Eventually, Ninja throws Aladdin into the steel steps. At the last second, Aladdin jumps up onto the steps, avoiding the contact. Aladdin goes to jumps back at Ninja, but is met with a dropkick. Aladdin falls right back onto the steel steps, with his back smashing into the corner of the steel. Aladdin slides off the steel steps onto the floor, as Ninja stomps on him repeatedly.

E2, who is dominating Reece, has him lifted onto his shoulders. E2 looks to dart Reece into the steel ringpost, but at the last second, Reece slides off E2’s shoulder and pushes him into the ring post. E2 puts his leg up, stopping the contact. Reece runs back at E2 and gets a back body drop for his trouble, as Reece crashes onto the floor. E2, seeing Aladdin in trouble, sneaks up behind Ninja and spins him around. E2 slams his large hand around the neck of Ninja and lifts him up. E2 goes for a chokeslam, but Ninja fights out of it, and lands on his feet. Ninja nails E2 with some stiff forearms to the face, knocking the big man against the ring apron. Ninja back up a few steps and runs at E2. He jumps up high, going for a flying clothesline, but E2 catches him in mid-air, and slams him down with a move resembling an urinagi. Ninja crawls away, as E2 shakes away the cobwebs from Ninja’s brief onslaught. E2 walks after Ninja, passing his fallen partner on the way. Ninja uses the announce table to get to his feet but as soon as he does, he is met by a right hand. E2 slams Ninja’s head into the announce table and grabs the bottle of water that the announcer’s use. E2 takes a sip and then spits it out at Ninja, temporarily blinding him, which gets a pop from the crowd. The One Man Killing Machine, gets Ninja in a suplex position, hoping to put him through the table. E2 lifts Ninja up, and keeps him up when suddenly, Reece rakes the eyes of E2 and pulls Ninja back down. The two of them take advantage of E2, picking him up in a very high spinebuster before slamming him down through the table. The crowd are in shock as one of their favourites is taken out of the match for the time being. However, just like that, they are brought right back into the match, as Aladdin explodes into the picture with a pounce on Ninja, marking his second of the match. Aladdin is all over Ninja, throwing punches at him, but not for long. Reece grabs Aladdin by his hair, and slams his head back into the hard floor. Aladdin pops up, but Reece nails him with a front kick to the head. Reece is in control of Aladdin as Ninja gets to his feet and regains his composure. Soon, Ninja joins Reece in the attack on Aladdin. Ninja takes over as Reece looks for some weapons underneath the ring. He can’t find what he’s looking for and just grabs a steel chair for the timekeeper’s area. Ninja holds Aladdin as Reece smacks him across the head with the chair. Aladdin looks to fall to the floor but Ninja keeps him up and Reece hits him again with the chair. The two of them don’t allow Aladdin to fall to the floor and instead irish whip him into the barricade. Aladdin hits the barricade hard. Ninja runs at him, going for a clothesline, but amazingly, Aladdin catches him and throws him over the barricade with a belly to belly suplex. Ninja lands hard on the concrete floor on the other side of the barricade, amongst the fans, but soon Aladdin joins him as Reece cuts off any momentum he had by forcing Aladdin over the barricade with a running high knee. Reece jumps over the barricade and lifts Aladdin up. Reece kicks Aladdin in the gut and then places him in between his legs. Reece lifts Aladdin up into powerbomb position, but Aladdin gets out of it, landing on his feet. Unbeknownst to him, Ninja is just behind him. Ninja gets him in a reverse DDT position and lifts him up. Reece grabs his legs, so that Aladdin is in the powerbomb position again. The two of them aim to go for a reverse DDT/powerbomb combination but Aladdin spins around, throwing Reece over with a leg scissors and Ninja with his arms. Aladdin takes this time to rest. His two opponents manage to get to their feet before him and surround him. They charge at him and nail a high-low move, with one of them jumping up with a clothesline and the other sweeps his leg. Ninja grabs Aladdin and drags him through the crowd, all the while getting in punches and kicks whenever he shows signs of getting fresher. Reece follows behind cautiously, just in case Aladdin were to break free from Ninja. They take Aladdin just outside the arena to the building entrance. Soon a large crowd surrounds them. Ninja and Reece try to make a way out but are circled by the fans, who seemingly won’t let up. Aladdin uses this time to rest and when Ninja comes back for him, he nails a jawbreaker, stunning Ninja. Aladdin runs at Reece and starts to unleash a fury of punches when Ninja returns to the action, nailing a low blow. Aladdin falls to his knees in pain and Reece nails him across the head with a boot.

Ninja threatens the fans, making them get out of the way and then signals for Reece to bring Aladdin out of the arena to the streets of New York. The two of them manhandle Aladdin. Throwing him into anything and everything they see. Reece lifts Aladdin onto his shoulder and then snake eyes him onto a bike rack, busting Aladdin open. As he bounces off, Ninja and Reece grabs him from either side and violently throw him down the steps of the arena, watching him roll right down to the bottom. Aladdin lands hard, just missing the road. His two opponents take their time coming down the steps with Ninja even taking a rest, by sitting on the steps. Reece on the other hand, keeps at it and continues the onslaught against Aladdin. He manoeuvres Aladdin so that his head is just poking out of the curb and then drops a knee to the back of his head, forcing his neck into the edge of the curb. Aladdin jumps up, clutching his neck, finding it difficult to breathe. Reece sees this and quickly take advantage, putting him in a camel clutch, clearly choking him. Ninja gets up from the step and goes over to Aladdin, getting in his face while he is restricted by Reece’s move. Ninja slaps Aladdin across the face and then addresses a few things that have come up as of late. “I’m the champ of TNT!”, “You are my bitch!”, “You are my sideshow act” are amongst the things said by the P2PW Heavyweight Champ. Ninja slaps Aladdin across the face and then tells Reece to lift him back up. Reece irish whips him to Ninja, who is waiting just in front of a parked yellow cab. As Aladdin comes running at him, Ninja drop toe holds him, causing him to go face first into the hood of the cab. Aladdin is draped on top of the car, but not for long as Ninja picks him back up. Ninja tells Reece to climb to the top of the cab, while Ninja lifts Aladdin into a spinebuster type positions. Ninja lowers Aladdin so that he is parallel to the ground while Reece is climbing the car. It’s clear now that they are going for a guillotine leg drop. However, as Reece takes a long time to get to the top of the car, having to argue with the owner of the car, Aladdin headbutts Ninja square in the face. Aladdin frees his arms but keeps his legs wrapped around Ninja’s stomach, almost like a leg scissor bear hug. Aladdin then grabs Ninja by the back of the neck and puts him in a headlock, folding Ninja up quite tightly. Reece having seen what’s going on, pushes the cab driver out of the way and jumps to the top of the cab. Reece jumps off with a back elbow, nailing Aladdin on the back of the neck, causing him to loosen his hold on Ninja but still keeping it on. Reece goes up behind Aladdin and suddenly drops back, hitting a back cracker on Aladdin. Ninja falls onto his back the moment Aladdin lets go of him and lays there for a while. Reece seeing that Aladdin has some fight left in him, quickly lifts him up, grabs him by his neck and the top of his jeans. He spins him around, building up some speed before launches him head first through the front window of the cab, just in front of them. The glass shatters as Aladdin’s lifeless body is hanging from the door. The people around them are in awe as Aladdin hasn’t moves an inch since going through the window. Reece pulls Aladdin out of the window and drops him back onto the floor. The jagged edges of the window, which still remain on the car are cover in blood, as is the whole of Aladdin’s face and some of his chest. Aladdin has a glazed over look on his face. Reece goes to pick up Aladdin again but before he can the cab driver gets in his face, complaining at the top of his voice about the damage done to his car. Reece tries to ignore him, but the driver is persistent. Annoying the Morality Enforcer, Reece slaps the driver and then knocks him out with a punch to the face, going against his morals and beliefs. He goes back to Aladdin and picks him up. He takes five steps back and then starts to run back at the car intending to go for the same thing again. However, at the last second, Reece is floored by a steel chair shot. The camera zooms out, showing E2 holding the same steel chair. Ninja runs at E2, seeing that he is back, but is met by a steel chair shot himself. E2 goes crazy with the chair, slamming the corner of it into the chest of Ninja and Reece. When he feels that the two of them aren’t going to be getting up anytime soon, he goes over to his partner and lifts him up to his feet. E2 helps him over to the cab and Aladdin sits up on the hood of the car. E2 can’t believe how much blood Aladdin has lost. Suddenly, Aladdin pushes E2 out of the way, which E2 seems to be offended by but it is soon apparent the he just did so to save him from Reece, who gets a superkick for his trouble. E2 and Aladdin then go off to one of their two opponents. Aladdin pairs up with Reece while E2 tends to Ninja. E2 picks up Ninja but gets his eyes raked straight away. Ninja tries to leg it, afraid of E2 might do, seeing as this is his element. Ninja runs across the road, almost getting run over on the busy New York road. The driver that almost ran him over, gets out of his car and confronts Ninja about it. Ninja has none of it and tosses him to the side. Ninja then tries to get into the car but before he can drive off, E2 gets in the way of the door closing and grabs Ninja. He slings him out of the car and back him up against the side of the car. Ninja spits in his face, like a coward, and jumps onto the car, hoping to climb over it to the other side, however, E2 catches his leg and Ninja slips and falls face first onto the top of the car. E2 quickly jumps onto the top of the car. He lifts Ninja up and the two of them slug it out in the middle of the road, blocking off the rest of the traffic. The cars behind are hooting their horns and hollering, the perfect background noise for what’s going on. Eventually, E2 gets the upper hand, he lifts up Ninja and powerslams him on the top of the car. He goes for the pin…………1…………………2………………..but Ninja kicks out. Goes down to the hood of the car and lifts Ninja back up. Chokeslam onto the front window of the car. He makes the cover……….1……………….2……………..but amazingly he kicks out. E2 can’t believe it and goes for the cover again……………..1………….2……….but gets the same result.

[Aladdin]

E2 and Ninja continues to fight it out while Reece and Aladdin have ventured a bit further down the streets of New York city. Reece and Aladdin are now in an apple iPod shop, duking it out. Aladdin grabs a pair of headphones and wraps them around the neck of Reece, squeezing tightly. He drops down, slamming Reece’s head into the hard floor. Aladdin goes to lifts Reece off the floor but as he does Reece grabs a hold of his jean and throws him into a glass case full of iPods. A swarm of people go over to where Aladdin is and steal the iPods that are now scattered across the floor. Reece goes over to Aladdin but Aladdin quickly gets up, scooping Reece up onto his shoulders as he does so. Aladdin goes over to a coffee table with Reece still on his shoulders. Aladdin spins around going for an F5 through the table however Reece lands on his feet and kicks Aladdin in the chest. Reece grabs a laptop from the display area and slams it across the head of Aladdin, smashing it into pieces. Aladdin dazed, falls back, knocking a bunch of gadgets off the shelf onto the floor. Aladdin gets up on his own but walks into a belly to belly suplex from Reece. Aladdin crashes through another glass case, but he jumps up immediately in pain. In a disgusting moment, Aladdin pulls out a piece of glass from his leg, almost 10cm in length. Covered in blood he drops it on the floor and looks at his blood covered hands. Something clicks in Aladdin’s head as he gets more and more fired up. Reece doesn’t know what to do, as Aladdin gets to his feet with a determined and sick look on his face. Reece runs at Aladdin and goes for a clothesline, but Aladdin ducks it and nails a sick roundhouse kick to the side of his head. Aladdin unleashes a bunch of martial arts kicks to the side of Reece before taking a few steps back and running back at him with a stiff front dropkick to the chest of Reece, forcing him to smash into all the gadgets on the wall. Aladdin doesn’t allow Reece anytime to rest however as he starts chucking all the gadgets he can find at him, before picking him back up. He kicks him in the gut and underhooks his arms. Aladdin goes for his Extinction finisher but Reece shows a great deal of strength, lifting Aladdin over his head. Aladdin, however, lands on his feet behind him, spins Reece around kicks him in the gut and lifts him up onto his shoulder, so that Reece is facing upwards. In one motion, Aladdin swings Reece around, nailing a dominator onto the coffee table from before. Aladdin goes for the pin but the ref isn’t around as he is monitoring E2 and Ninja right now. Aladdin gets up and walks out of the store, when he sees E2 and Ninja coming towards him. Aladdin goes into the door way and stays low, out of sight. E2 and Ninja come over, just in front of Aladdin with Ninja in control of E2, but suddenly the P2PW Champion gets spear for the third time in this match, but this time into a door of a parked car. Aladdin hit it with so much force that the door collapsed inwards. Ninja is almost stuck in the doorway, folding in half after the devastating spear. E2 regains his composure and makes the pin on Ninja……………1…………..2…………………..but Reece interrupts the count, barely. Pissed off the Reece just interrupted the pin, E2 kicks him in the gut and lifts him up onto his shoulders, ready for a powerbomb. However, Ninja grabs Reece’s arms, preventing E2 from hitting the move. Ninja climbs to the top of the car and keeps a hold of Reece. Ninja and E2 are know fighting over Reece, one trying to save him and the other trying to finish him off. Aladdin decides to interject himself into the situation. He stand in front of E2 and grabs Reece around the waist. Aladdin falls backwards going for a german suplex. Couple this with the force of E2’s powerbomb and both Reece and Ninja goes flying over to the floor, with Ninja doing a 360 in mid air and landing on his chest, in an amazing sight. Aladdin goes for the pin on Ninja while E2 goes for it on Reece………1………….2…………….but amazingly they kick out. The two of them still have some fight left in them. Aladdin and E2 pick up their opponents. E2 floor Reece with a clothesline before Aladdin whispers something to E2. E2 listens intently before letting out a huge grin, showing that he loves the idea. E2 walks over to the car parked in front of the iPod store and face Aladdin. Aladdin goes back over to Ninja but gets a kick in the gut. Ninja backs up a few steps and then runs at Aladdin, he goes for a leg scissor takedown but Aladdin gets in control of him and slams him down onto his knee with a backbreaker. Aladdin holds Ninja up and then irish whips him towards E2. As soon as Ninja reaches E2, the One Man Killing Machine belly to belly’s him and hangs his neck across the corner of the car, nailing his Rope-A-Dope finisher. If he hits this move at PayBack, then he will be the P2PW Heavyweight Champion. He goes for the pin…......................1………………..2…………………but out of nowhere, Reece clobbers E2 with a lead pipe. Aladdin tries to save E2 but Reece sees him coming and swings the pipe in his direction. Aladdin ducks the shot and jumps onto the car. Aladdin jumps back with a moonsault but Reece nails him in the air with the pipe, causing Aladdin to crash and burn.

Instead of going for the pin, Reece helps up his partner. The two of them take a few moments to rest up before going to pick up their opponents. Ninja picks up E2 and takes him past the shop next to the iPod store to an alleyway. The ref follows Ninja, who throws E2 into the brick wall. He pins E2 against the walls and goes for a running splash however, E2 catches him. E2 goes to throw Ninja over his head with a belly to belly suplex but Ninja spins around and lands on his feet. He drops to his knees and nails E2 with a low blow. E2 drops to his knees in pain. Ninja takes a few seconds to recuperate before going back to E2. Ninja throws a straight punch at E2, right across the face. E2’s face is forced to the side but E2 turns back to him with a sadistic smile. Ninja throws another punch but E2 just smiles again, in a disturbing visual. Again Ninja punches him but now E2 gives off a sadistic laugh as if he is enjoying it. Ninja unleashes a fury of punches but E2 continues to laugh through all of them. Ninja has had enough and kicks E2 across the face forcing him to the ground. Silence. Ninja rests for a few seconds, closing his eyes when suddenly an even louder sick laugh can be heard. Ninja opens his eyes and sees E2 lying on the ground, with blood pouring out of his head from the vicious shots but laughing through the pain. Ninja looks unsettled and almost scared, when suddenly in a horror movie-like moment, E2 looks up at Ninja with a look as if he is about to kill him. Ninja falls back in fright and scurries back. He gets up and runs back down the alleyway, until he finds a fire escape shuttle. Ninja jumps up and pulls down the ladder. Afraid he climbs up it but clumsily, slips and falls down a few rungs, giving E2 a chance to catch up. Ninja gets to the first level of the fire escape, but climbs up to the second. By the time he is at the second level, E2 is on the first but gaining on him. Ninja climbs to the third and now E2 is on the second level, just behind him. E2 tries to grab Ninja’s foot like a crazy murderer, but misses. Ninja slips on the third level, allowing E2 to catch him. E2 has him cornered as there is nowhere to go apart from 30 foot drop to the hard concrete floor. Ninja gets to his feet and then throws a punch at E2, but is blocked. E2 then lifts Ninja up into a military press. E2 goes to throw Ninja over the edge to the floor where the ref is screaming for him to put Ninja down safely. Ninja manages to scurry out of the move as his heart is racing, having come close to the huge fall. Ninja tries to push E2 over himself, but the big man goes strong and stops Ninja. He back elbows Ninja in the face, stunning him and then grabs him by the hand. E2 irish whips Ninja towards the outside, but the guard rail manages to hold Ninja in. Ninja thinks he’s home and dry when suddenly E2 runs at Ninja nailing a clothesline. In a true “Holy Shit!” moment, E2 forces Ninja and himself off the fire escape shuttle to a huge 30 foot fall. The two of them fall at amazing speed towards the concrete fall, which could kill them if they land awkwardly. In a true testament to the two’s will to fight, they continue to throw punches during the fall until SMACK! THUD! The two of them SMASH, and I mean SMASH into the dumpster and then bounce off onto the concrete ground, with tremendous force. The ref checks on them to see if they’re still alive, which they are but the two of them are unconscious and not moving. The ref uses a walkie talkie to call the EMTs from the arena to come and tend to these two who have beaten each other within an inch of their lives. The camera zooms in on both of them who are motionless, in a pool of their own blood.

As EMTs tend to the two fallen competitors, the ref goes back over to the two who the match has come down to now. Aladdin and Reece are around the same place, having trashed the iPod store, the two are now fighting it out just outside a porno shop, a place that Reece very much disapproves of. Aladdin is in control, having just hit a dragon suplex. Aladdin goes to pick up Reece when he grabs a bottle, which someone must have left from earlier, and smashes it over the head of Aladdin. Dazed, Aladdin loses his balance, and can’t stand still. Reece gets to his feet and jumps up high nailing a ReeceKO! However, Reece isn’t done. He lifts Aladdin back up and puts him on his shoulders. Reece spins around, nailing a steam roller, which he calls the Impact Driver. Reece goes for the pin……………1…………………..2………………….but out of nowhere s steel chair is slammed into his back. E2 and Ninja have been taken out of the match so who can it be? The camera pans around to se Trent Acid standing with the chair in his hand! Trent lifts Reece up and throws him through the window of the porno shop. Reece is motionless, but funnily, now that the window has been shattered, we can see none other than P2PW superstar Snake reading a porno magazine inside the shop. He looks at the camera as if to say “Oh shit!” before running off with the magazine. Back to the action, Trent laughs at Reece who isn’t moving, before turning his attention to Aladdin who is just getting to his feet. Trent doesn’t give him anytime to rest. He kicks him in the gut and sets him up for the Acid Bomb. Trent walks over to the other side of the porno shop and faces it. In a move that seemingly slows down so that we can se every moment of it in slow motion, Trent hits the Acid Bomb through the window, shattering the glass. Aladdin and Reece are both motionless inside the shop. The ref can’t believe what Trent just did and throws the match out as none of the competitors are fit to continue.

Back in the arena where the fans had been watching the match on the zeroin, the ring announcer notifies them of the decision of the ref.

Ring Announcer: Ladies & Gentlemen, the referee has declared this match a no contest!

The fans boo the decision, but blame Trent for his interference in what was a great match.

Back to where the competitors are, Trent is the only one standing amongst the carnage. After all the four of them have just gone through, none of them have been declared winners and all of them will feel like losers after the hell they’ve put themselves through. EMTs soon come to the aid of Reece and Aladdin too. Trent laughs at what he’s just done as TNT goes to commercial.


During the commercial an advert for TNT Payback is shown:

FADE UP FROM BLACK where we see E-2, accompanied by Keith Williams, Red Ninja, and Reece Somers. All are wearing their Jedi robes and are walking side by side, like cowboys from the Old West. Keith has an unusually large cowboy hat on while Red Ninja sports his mask. They have come to arrest the Chancellor.

MASTADON
Master E-2. I take it General Rocky has been destroyed then. I must say, you're here sooner than expected.


E-2
In the name of the P2PW of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor.


The Jedi ignite their lightsabers. E2's saber blade is magenta, Keith is sporting a green bladed sword, while Reece and Ninja have blue lightsabers.

[/i]


MASTADON
Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?


E-2
The P2PW will decide your fate.


MASTADON
(burst of anger) I am the P2PW!!!


E-2
Not yet!


MASTADON
It's treason, then.


MASTADON stands up, a lightsaber hilt appears out of his cloak sleeve. In what seems like one swift motion, MASTADON ignites his[/color] red bladed saber, jumps in the air and spins toward the JEDI. A close shot of MASTADON as the fight begins. Close shots of THREE JEDI getting cut down by MASTADON and Keith loses his hat. MASTADON and E-2continue to fight, their swords creating a red/purple blur in the office.

Jedi Master E-2 and the Sith Lord fight their way down the hallway and into the main office area. MASTADON is able to use the Force to slam E-2 against the wall, but he recovers before the Chancellor can cut him down.

CUT TO THE PARKING LOT where JuncoJunky lands his speeder, jumps out, and runs down a long corridor toward the Chancellor's office.

In the heat of battle, E-2 cuts the window behind the Chancellor's desk, and it crashes away. E-2 is forced out onto the ledge, which is twenty stories up. They fight over the precipice. They stop as E-2 forces MASTADON to drop his sword. JuncoJunky arrives to see MASTADON on his back with E-2's saber pointed at the Chancellor's nose.[/i]


E-2
You are under arrest, My Lord.


MASTADON
Junco! I told you it would come to this. I was right. The babyfaces are taking over.


E-2 You old fool. The oppression of the heels will never return. Your plot to regain control of the p2pw is over . . . you have lost . . .


MASTADON
No! No! You will die!


MASATDON raises his hands, and[/color] blue lightning bolts shoot out. They are blocked by E-2's lightsaber. MASTADON is pushed back against the window sill.[/i]


MASTADON
He is a traitor, Junco!


E-2
He's the traitor. Stop him!


MASTADON
Come to your senses, boy. The faces are in revolt. They will betray you, just as they betrayed me. Don't let him kill me. I am your pathway to power. I have the power to someday make you World Champion!!!

E-2
Don't listen to him, Junco!


MASTADON
Help me! Don't let him kill me. I can't hold on any longer. Ahhhhhhh . . . ahhhhhhh . . . ahhhhhhh . . .


E-2 pushes forward and ss the Jedi moves closer, the bolts from Mastadon's hands begin to arch back on him. The Chancellor's face begins to twist and distort. His eyes become yellow as he struggles to intensify his powers.


PALPATINE: I can't ... I give up. Help me. I am weak ... I am too weak. Don't kill me. I give up. I'm dying. I can't hold on any longer.


The lightning stops.


E-2
You Sith disease. I am going to end this once and for all.


JuncoJunky
You can't kill him, Master. He must stand trial.


E-2
He has too much control of the p2pw and he is too dangerous to be kept alive.


MASTADON
I'm too weak. Don't kill me. Please.


JUNCOJUNKY
It is not the babyface way . . .


E-2 raises his sword to kill the CHANCELLOR.


JUNCOJUNKY
(continuing) He must live . . .


MASTADON
Please don't, please don't . . .


JUNCOJUNKY:
I need him . . .


MASTADON
Please don't . . .


JUNCOJUNKY
NO!!!


Just as E-2 is about to slashMASTADON in half, JUNCOJUNKY steps in and cuts off the Jedi's hand holding the lightsaber. A wooden black hand, like Carl Weathers in HAPPY GILMORE, falls to the floor. ;D


As E-2 screams in pain and stares at JuncoJunky in shock, MASTADON springs to life.
The full force of Mastadon's powerful bolts blasts E-2, frying him like some eggs.


MASTADON
Power! Unlimited power!


He attempts to deflect them with his one good hand, but the force is too great. As blue rays engulf his body, he is flung out the window and falls twenty stories to his death. No more screams. No more moans. Mastadon lowers his arm.

His face has changed into a horrible mask of evil. JUNCO looks on in horror. MASTADON cackles.


JUNCOJUNKY
What have I done?


MASTADON
You are fulfilling your destiny, Junco. Now I must let you in on a vey well kept secret. A secret so mysterious that not even E-2 knew.


JUNCOJUNKY
What's that?


MASTADON
I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!!!!


FADE TO BLACK[/color][/center]

[Aladdin]

As TNT comes back from commercial Trent walks through the entrance of the arena, with a huge smirk on his face. He heads towards the backstage area where the officials and technical crew can be seen at work, doing all sorts of things. Trent heads over to his locker room, and is about to open the door, when someone grabs his shoulder. The person spins him around. Trent’s look of surprise soon turns into a smile. The camera pans around to show P2PW owner standing in front of Trent. Micko has a less than impressed loom on his face.

Trent Acid: Micko. What’s up bro?

Micko: What the hell was that!

Trent looks confused.

Trent Acid: What? What I do?

Micko: What did you do? You ruined the streetfight. The crowd were loving that match, but you had to screw it up.

Trent seems proud of what he accomplished.

Trent Acid: I didn’t screw anything up. That match sucked. I could put on a better match with a broom stick. Don’t sweat it, Micko. You’re my boy. You know I got you covered. I’ll give the fans something to cheer about when I put on a showstopper with Keith, and I become the new Internet Champion.

Micko: About that. You had better get your ass out of my arena, right now.

The fans cheer loudly for what Micko had to say. Trent seems some what offended.

Trent Acid: What?! You’re firing me!?

Micko: Ha! I had you there.

Trent wipes his brow.

Trent Acid: Damn, man. You had me scared.

Micko starts to laugh along with him, until suddenly he stops and has a very serious look on his face.

Micko: Get the fuck out of here and get your ass to the bar, because the fans have voted and your Internet Title match is a bar room brawl.

Trent looks a bit intimidated by the announcement, but puts on a strong face.

Trent Acid: Like that worries me. In fact, I’ve got an idea that Keith will love.

Trent walks off nodding his head in approval of the match. He looks like he has something up his sleeve. Micko is disgusted by his smug friend. The owner is about to walk off when he someone calls him from behind.

Voice: Micko, can I talk to you?

Micko turns around and looks pleasantly surprised by whose standing in front of him. The camera zooms out to see Vegeta in casual clothes, with a smile across his face.

Micko: Vegeta! Good to see you. I thought you were going to take some time off and work out what you wanted to do with your life.

Vegeta: Good to see you too, Micko. I know I requested some time off, but I wasn’t happy with the way I left.

Micko: What! You beat Dan “Dragon” Taylor cleanly. In fact you humiliated him, and he hasn’t shown up for work since.

Vegeta: I realize I sound pretty crazy, but I didn’t explain to the fans, why I was leaving. I just up and left out of the blue with no explanation. So, I just would like to ask you if I could have some air time to address the crowd.

Micko: I see. Well, I definitely know how you feel. It eats you up, when you feel that you haven’t had any closure.

Vegeta: Exactly. So what do you say?

Micko: Listen to this. I will give you your time, but you have to do something for me.

Vegeta: What?

Micko: You need to suck my cock.

Vegeta backs off a bit. His eyes widen in fright. The crowd can’t believe what he just said.

Vegeta: What the fuck!

Micko: I’m just messing with ya. Been watching Team America too much.

Vegeta still seems pretty uncomfortable, as he keeps his distance from Micko.

Vegeta: Fuck man. Don’t scare me like that.

Micko: Ha! Yeah, that was a bit extreme, wasn’t it.

Vegeta: So what do you really want me to do?

Micko: Well I was originally going to book Snake versus Sickfixx for PayBack, but I’m not too impressed with Sickfixx. So…..

Vegeta: You want me to replace Sickfixx in that match.

Sickfixx is walking by when he hears the conversation between Micko and Vegeta. He confronts Micko about what he said, pushing Sickfixx out of the way.

Sickfixx: Did I just hear you correctly? You’re taking me off the card for the pay-per-view, for this guy. A guy who was just a secondary member of a washed up faction, the Blood Pack. A guy who never accomplished anything without his cousin.

Suddenly, Sickfixx is forcefully turned around by Vegeta. “The Tiger” starts to unleash a bunch of punches on Sickfixx before nailing the Tiger Press on him, his version of the Uranagi. Vegeta gets to his feet and then looks down on Sickfixx.

Vegeta: He’s replacing you with the guy that just kicked your ass, bitch.

Vegeta looks up at Micko as the crowd are cheering.

Vegeta: I’ll be there at PayBack. And tell Snake, that if he pisses me off like this guy just did, I will make sure that I won’t be the only one taking time off.

Vegeta extends his hand and Micko accepts. The two of them shake, make the match official. Vegeta nods goodbye to Micko and then walks off.

Micko: Oh and Vegeta. Stay and watch the Sound Off tonight. It’s going to be huge.

Vegeta nods at Micko, gesturing that he will stick around as the scene fades to black and a commercial for PayBack starts to play.

Scene opens in a restaurant/nightclub where we see all kinds of shady people enjoying their drinks, some belly dancers, and two Arab looking gents who look as if they are up to no good. They are sporting turbans and gowns, and have beared big enough to hide some weapons of mass destruction. Enter JuncoJunky. A white guy dressed like an arab man with a fake beard and mud smeared all over his face like a blackface minstrel. Junco approaches the two sandniggers for conversation.

Sandnigger 1
"We are Bashir rebels from
the country of Somalia. Who are you?"


Junco
"My name is Hakmed. I'm a terrorist. Anybody know of any terrorist attacks
coming up soon?"

Suddenly, the music in the room stops, and two other sandniggers approach Junco. Aladdin and Vegeta, all dressed in turbans and sporting big black beards, approach Junco and take him to another room. In that room, Micko is waiting. Something happened to Micko though, because his skin is now brown and he looks like Osama. Only heftier.


Micko
"What do you know?"


Junco
"I heard there might be a large terrorist attack. If you tell me what it is,
maybe I could help out."


Micko
"Get out of here. We have put out a jihad on the infides, because they destroyed our lives. What do you know about pain and sadness?"


The camera begins to zeroin on Junco, who is hearing voices in his head saying "Junco! Junco! help me!!!!! Get him off! Get this thing off me, Junco!!!!


Junco
"I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village, in their Black Hawk helicopters."


Micko, Aladdin and Vegeta are all listening to Junco with attentive ears.


Junco
"The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched."


Tears begin to form in Vegeta's eyes.


Junco
"I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery, black liquid death."


Aladdin's eyes become watery


Junco
"In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help."


Micko is crying now as well.


Junco
"As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone."


All three of the sandniggers are sobbing profusely.


Junco
"It was on that day
I put a jihad on them.



And if you don't believe it,
then you better kill me now,

because I'll put a jihad on you too!"


Micko
"I like you. You have balls.

I like balls."


Junco
"Good. Because they be plenty off ball-busting at the next TNT PPV. Three titles will be up for grabs and most of all, we'll topple the B-show once and for all!"


All of them
"TNT---fuck yeah!!
On your tv to save the muthafuckin' day."


All of them
"TNT---fuck yeah!!
On your tv to save the muthafuckin' day."


All of the sandniggers begin to dance. Aladdin pulls a spliff out of his pocket and lights it up. Micko has some vodka. JuncoJunky pulls out a picture of Stare and tapes it to the opposite wall. Then finally, Vegeta pulls out some darts.

CLOSE UP on the picture of Stare, with the darts nailing the eyes, nose and forehead. FUCK YEAH!!!



FADE TO BLACK

[Aladdin]

We are taken to ringside and find already positioned in the far right ring post of the gray TNT ring, Junco Junky waiting attentively for his female opponent, the Fizz. Finally as the familiar rock ensemble of “I Stand Alone” hits the rather shady figure slowly rises, as the particular pumped British native makes her way down thru the packed entrance way, Junco gets set and the crowd lets the Head Bitch in Charge have it with a large round of "boos".

Unfazed by the crowd reaction, the Fizz does the "proper" thing and greets her “booing fans" with a small nod and sarcastic waves in the likeness of William Regal. The crowd responds with even more booing. Some paper balls even come flying from the crowd, but none of them hit their target. Marching down alley, she quickly climbs into the ropes and is immediately welcomed with a forearm from hell. DING DING DING! Bell sounding, as if only a temporary warning for the belated beating, the match had begun.

Singles Match:
JuncoJunky
Vs.
The Fizz

[/b][/color]
Written by JuncoJunky[/center]


Smashing against the back of the Fizz’s head, the woman was unwillingly greeted with a face full of mat as the forearm came back around to the side of The Junky One. Giving her exactly what she had asked for, Junco treated her little like a woman and any little ninny in the crowd could see that. Quickly following his victim to the floor, Junco repeatedly lashes multiple kicks to the midsection and lower back. Manhandling her for the moment, Junco lifts The Fizz her upwards and lashed again with a kick to the gut. Surprisingly, the audience is a bit quiet as they do not know what to make of this brutality. The Junky One smiles pathetically to the audience continues the onslaught. The Junky One whips her again into the ring post that he once occupied. Turning to the crowd the cocky rookie made a small grabbing gesture to his breasts "HONK HONK! HONK HONK!" This finally gets the crowd to make some noise again.

It had seemed for once a few cheers were in the Fizz’s corner, and that maybe Junco had made anew for the dominant female athlete, but all was quickly settled when the rampaging Junco went head first into the turnbuckle, missing his victim, and then quickly getting levelled with a hefty low blow down under. Junco falls to the mat as for some reason, the referee let that one slide. This isn't a no-disqualification, but maybe he felt the Junky One deserved that after the brutal opening. Junco grabs his groin in pain, screaming for bloody murder. His small charade was certainly short lived and now The Fizz takes the offensive. Taking advantage, Fizz sets JJ up and delivers a nasty neckbreaker, smacking Junco's back to the ground. Wasting no time, The Fizz stays on the attack and wraps Junco in an armbar increasing the pain, and not focusing on just one body part.

Increasing the pain and cranking it back further and further, it wouldn’t be long until the brawler in Junco would eventually come out and take hold of the far rope. "Let's go Junco! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP-CLAP-CLAP!! "Let's go Junco! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP-CLAP-CLAP!! "Let's go Junco! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP-CLAP-CLAP!!"

Stressing for the middle of the ring, Fizz did her best to keep the submission steady, it wasn’t the easiest to replace an armbar and even the professional’s could tell you that.. Backing up further and further, Fizz has no choice but to grab the closest rope to her and increase the pain on her side, instead of giving up. In a matter of seconds the hold is broken, and The Fizz is up again watching JuncoJunky squirm in pain, plotting her next move.

The Fizz picks Junco up by the hair. Still disoriented from the pain, Junco turns around, and sees The Fizz coming at him with a flying crossbody, however, the Junky One gets a knee up in time and The Fizz's face kisses kneecap. As they both drop to the ground, The Fizz from pain and Junco from fatigue, Junco drags himself over and piles his heaping, sweaty body on top of The Fizz. 1…2…Fizz's foot is on the ropes.........3!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Winner of the match by pinfall, JuncoJunky!!!!

The ref calls for the bell. The Fizz is livid because her foot was on the ropes. Junco rolls out of the ring before the ref can hear The Fizz out and perhaps reverse the decision. There is little to no reaction from the crowd as no one seems to really care. However, the Junky One holds his arms up high when he reaches the curtain. Just before going in, he points back at the Fizz and then tugs the curtain three times.

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We are taken backstage to the back where E2 and Aladdin are being checked on by medics. E2 is seen lying down on a bed with several ice packs scattered all over his body. A doctor helps to get up, so that he is sitting up on the bed. E2 can’t quite hold his body up after the huge fall, and has to rest against the wall. The doctor takes a hold of E2’s arm which is visibly out of place. He moves it around and then pops it back in place, which gets a bit of a groan from E2. The big man puts an ice pack back on it and breathes a sigh of relief. He looks to his right to see Aladdin sitting in a chair with an ice pack on the back of his neck, while he is getting the last of his stitches put in on his forehead. The doctor cuts off the thread and finishes off the job. The medics clean the blood off Aladdin’s face and body and then tend to the huge gash in his leg from when a large piece of glass pierced through his skin. The doctor prepares some stitches and starts to put them in when a knock is heard on the door. The door opens and Mastadon sticks his head in. E2 and Aladdin both look up and gesture for him to come in.

Micko: Guys, how are you doing?

The two of them look up at him as if to say “Are you stupid?” and then look at each other and shake their heads.

Micko: Ha! Stupid question. Well, I’ve got to say, that was an excellent match. Really, you guys were excellent out there. E2, I can’t believe you’re conscious after that fall. Same goes for you Aladdin. You took a hell of a lot of punishment after.

Aladdin: Is there a reason you’re here Micko? We’re not exactly feeling to great and we’d rather be left alone. Not that we don’t like your company or anything, but it’s just no a good time.

Micko: I understand, but I do have a couple things to say.

Aladdin: Out with it then, man. Shit!

Aladdin swears as the first of the stitches pierces through his skin. He clenches his fists tight, as the pain is quite bad.

Micko: Alright, first of all, Aladdin. You know you’re scheduled to face Trent at Payback. Well, tonight he’s facing Keith for the Internet title. That was a bit of an unfair decision on my part, since Reece was supposed to get the next shot at the Internet Title.

Aladdin: What’s this got to do with me?

Micko: Well, in the event that Trent does beat Keith tonight, I will be changing the card for the pay-per-view.

Aladdin: What, so I’ll be facing Keith?

Micko: Well, that was the original plan but after seeing the chemistry that you and Reece had earlier on, I thought it would be a better fit for the two of you to go at it.

Aladdin: Fine by me.

Micko: Excellent. So, if Trent wins the Internet Title tonight, then at Payback it will be you versus Reece for the Rage Title, and Keith versus Trent for the Internet Title. But don’t forget, that’s if Trent wins tonight.

Aladdin: Whatever. You can put a rhino in the ring with me and I’ll still retain my title.

Micko cocks an eyebrow.

Micko: Interesting. I may try that.

Aladdin looks at Micko as if he’s an idiot. Aladdin is about to say something but decides not to and just shakes his head. Micko turns his attention to E2.

Micko: The other thing I had to say was that after your huge fall, I was wondering if you’d like me to postpone your title match?

E2 can’t believe what Micko just said and looks pissed.

E2: Are you fucking kidding me? Are you high or something Micko? Are those beatings that I gave you in the past, just catching up to you now?

Micko: I’m being serious. I’m offering this to both of you. It’s not like I think you’re weaker than him. I just came to check on you before them. I will ask him as soon as I see him.

E2: Oh. That makes everything fine, Mick. You’re offering it to both of us, and here I thought you were insulting me.

E2 acts as if everything is cool and he is going to take the offer.

Micko: Of course not. So your answer is yes then?

E2: Erm, let me thing about it.

E2 pretends to go into deep thought.

E2: I’ve got my answer. Fuck no. I will fight Ninja with all of my limbs chopped off, with my skull missing, and with only one ball. Do you get me? I don’t care how bad I my feel, I will kick Ninja’s ass and take his P2PW Title and make it my own. I will go out there and do it right now if I have to. Micko, don’t tell me to take it easy or any shit along those lines, because all you’ve done now is piss me off and Ninja will be the one I’m going to be taking out my frustrations on. You’ve effectively just killed him. Now get out, Micko.

Micko keeps quiet and exits the room, leaving E2 and Aladdin. As Micko closes the door, he turns to the camera, showing a huge smile across his face.

Micko: Worked like a charm.

Micko walks down the corridors as if he has perpetrated that whole thing in order to further fire up E2. TNT goes to commercial.

[Aladdin]

Inside Madison Square Garden, the crowd is still hot and the cameras zoom in on Zeroin, and the scene takes us inside a rather upscale bar on 47th avenue where we see our referee in the bar standing, dressed in the black and white striped shirt; he’s holding the Internet Title. We also see the Internet Champion, Keith Williams, standing with his fists taped waiting for his opponent to show up at the bar. Keith Williams is wearing a cowboy hat as we see some other patrons in the bar people wearing cowboy hats as well. The bartender is a big fella with a dirty shirt and apron, and a noticeably large afro and mustache: Only in the Big Apple.

Someone makes conversation behind Keith, "What can I get you to drink?" causing the champion to quirk an eyebrow and turn to see the bartender holding a 12oz bottle of Coors Light in his hand. "SMASH!" Keith Williams falls backward into the pool table as the bartender rips off his fake mustache and afro to reveal none other than Trent Acid! The crowd cheers loudly watching on Zeroin.

P2PW INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP
Barroom Brawl
Keith Williams (c)
Vs.
Trent Acid

[/b]
Written by _the j-man[/center]


Keith Williams holds his head as the bar patrons stand up looking at the destruction and the crowd is eating it up. Trent Acid picks up a pool stick and smashes it on top of Keith Williams’ head. He then grabs his cowboy hat and tosses it to the side as two gentlemen sitting nearby see the hat and stand up. Trent then starts punching Keith in the skull. Trent Acid yells and the crowd at MSG scream with passion. Trent then pulls Keith up on top of the pool table.

Trent goes for a piledriver but Keith blocks it and then drops to a knee hitting a low blow on Trent as he then lifts him up and piledrives Trent on to the pool table himself! “OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!” The crowd is amazed at this kind of brutality and eats it up as Keith goes for a quick cover, the referee makes the count 1... 2... KICKOUT! Trent Acid slides off the pool table as he holds the back of his head. Keith stands on top of the pool table and then comes flying off and nails a flying clothesline.

Both men are down now as we see Keith slowly get up first, then followed by Trent. Both of them grab beer bottles as they turn around and “SMASH!” – double blow!!! both of them fall backwards as we see pieces of glass stick to their heads. Keith Williams goes for a super kick but Trent catches his foot and tosses Keith into the side of the bar. “SMASH!” bottles of hard liquor fall off a mound behind the bar and crash to the floor. The patrons in the background are on their feet, watching this mess from a safe distance. Trent then starts stomping away on Keith, kicking him in the skull repeatedly. He then signals for it to be over.

Trent Acid then gets up on top of the bar as he looks down with a grin on his face towards but then the two patrons in the bar shove Trent into the bottles of the bar! The crowd boos loudly as the two guys in the cowboy hats help up Keith Williams and pat him on the back! Keith gets a huge grin on his face as he looks over to his opponent. Seeing this, two thuggy looking patrons sitting all the way in the back stand up. The two dark-skinned fellas are sport “E2” shirts and look like they visit the weight room regularly. They join the fray by starting a fight with the two rednecks that helped Williams. Suddenly, two women begin to catfight near the pool table and that triggers a fight between two old ladies who were eating pretzels near the jukebox. Popcorn is flying, bottles are soaring through the air, and all hell has broken loose. In the middle of all this, the referee is trying to concentrate on Trent and Williams. Keith has the upper hand as he picks Trent up by his bald head and delivers a series of deliberate closed fists to Trent’s skull. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! , but before the fifth blow, he releases Trent to see if he can stand on his own two feet; He can’t he falls to the floor, but on the way down manages to grab a lit cigarette that was in an ashtray at the end of the bar. Keith calls for it to be over, and as he goes to pick Trent up again, Trent puts the cigarette right into his eye, causing the champ to grab the wound and scream in pain. LOW BLOW by Trent and it curls the champion who falls to the ground. Trent covers as the ref is in position: 1……..2………3!!!!!

Winner via pinfall (and cigarette to the eye): And new P2PW Internet Champion, Trent Acid!!!!

The ref hands Trent the Internet Title belt as it is apparent what the Payback matches will now be. Trent clutches the title as if it were his baby as we are taken backstage.

[Aladdin]

Mastadon is seen standing just outside a door that has a sign showing that it is Red Ninja’s dressing room. Mastadon takes a deep breath and then knocks on the door. He opens it up and walks in. What’s going on inside is very similar to what was happening in E2 and Aladdin’s room. Ninja is sitting up on a sofa, with his personal doctor tending to him. Reece is sitting on a chair near Ninja, with the medics tacking out pieces of glass from his body and cleaning the blood off of him.

Micko: Guys, I have a few things to say but I need to be quick as the person everyone is waiting to see will be arriving soon and I need do some meet and greet.

Ninja and Reece don’t acknowledge what Micko says at all, choosing to ignore him.

Micko: Okay then. Reece, since Trent just won the Internet Title, you will no longer get a shot at the title at Payback. Keith will be facing Trent in a rematch for the title.

Reece looks up at Micko in anger.

Reece Somers: What! What the fuck is wrong with you, fatboy. You can’t go back against your word, that’s immoral. You had better reverse that decision, you scumbag.

Micko: Scumbag?

Micko has no clue what scumbag means, but shakes it off.

Micko: Hear me out, would you, Reece. Now, I know I promised you a title shot so at Payback you will challenge for the Rage Title.

Reece goes from being angry to being ecstatic.

Reece Somers: Good job, chap. I knew you had some brains.

Micko: Cheers, scumbag.

Micko smiles, thinking he has the meaning of the word all found out, but Reece looks up at him offended. Reece then finally realizes something.

Reece Somers: Wait. Aladdin is the Rage Champion.

Micko: You’re right. And guess what. The match is of course Rage Rules, which means anything goes. So we could have just seen a preview of the match.

Reece sinks in devastation in the thought that he would have to go through this all again. Micko walks over to Ninja.

Micko: Now Ninja. Would you like for me to postpone your match with E2?

The beaten and bruised P2PW champion looks up at Micko as if his spirits had just been raised.

Red Ninja: Micko, I’ve got to say that’s the best idea you’ve ever had. I will accep…………

Micko interrupts Ninja.

Micko: Of course, I gave E2 the same offer and he declined.

Red Ninja: Well, he’s not very clever. I accep……

Micko interrupts Ninja again.

Micko: E2 also said that he knew you would accept the offer because he thought you were a pussy. I on the other hand thought you had balls and would be fine keeping the match on, but that’s not what E2 said. He said you were a pussy. In fact, Aladdin said the same thing. He said you were a pussy too. I was just talking to them. They just said that you were a pussy. That’s not why I think though, Ninja. You’re not a pussy are you Ninja? You ain’t no pussy.

Micko is trying to hold back to the laughter. He coughs to the side, trying to get rid of the urge to laugh. He coughs out the word “pussy” a few times, which catches Ninja’s attention.

Red Ninja: Did you say something?

Micko: I was coughing. Excuse me. So anyway, what’s your answer? Actually, don’t bother telling me. I know you’re not a pussy, so I know you answer.

Red Ninja: Actually, I do…..

Micko cuts off Ninja once again.

Micko: Save your breath, Ninja. You just went through hell, you need to relax. I’ll be on my way. See you at Payback.

Micko heads towards the door but just as he is about to leave, he stops and turns around, looking at Ninja.

Micko: Oh and I forgot. E2 mentioned that he would like a No DQ match, but he said you would be too pussy to accept the challenge. But I think we’ve accomplished that you aren’t so I’ll go ahead and book it.

Red Ninja: What!? No, I don’t wa……

Micko interrupts Ninja once again.

Micko: Don’t worry, Ninja. Save your breath. I know you’re not a pussy. No DQ it is. Bye.

Micko bites his lip to stop himself from laughing and quickly gets out of the room before Ninja can say anything. He shuts the door and bursts into laughter. Ninja and Reece can hear it from inside. Micko realizes this and walks off quickly, laughing to himself as TNT goes to its last commercial break.


During the commercial break, an advert for TNT plays:

Scene opens up in a small studio apartment where we see Trent Acid dressed in a black suit and tie, sporting a big curly afro like Jules Vincent. In the kitchen area, Aladdin stands with a semi-automatic gun in his hand. He too is sporting a black suit and tie, but his hair is slicked back in the likeness of Vincent Vega. Seated on a chair at a small dinner table with a bag of fast food in front of him, Reece Somers, looking as if he's about to shit himself. JuncoJunky is lying, stomach up, on a couch that is adjacent to Trent.

REECE

(to Trent)
Look, what's your name? I got his
name, it's Aladdin, but what's yours?

TRENT
My name's Pitt, and you ain't
talkin' your ass outta this shit.

REECE
I just want you to know how sorry
we are about how fucked up things
got between us and Mr. Edwards.
When we entered into this thing, we
only had the best intentions --

As REECE talks, Trent takes out his gun and SHOOTS JuncoJunky three times in the chest, BLOWING him off his couch. Aladdin smiles to himself. Trent has got style. Reece has just shit his pants. He's not crying or whimpering, but he's so full of fear, it's as if his body is imploding.

TRENT

(to REECE)
Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your
concentration? I didn't mean to do
that. Please, continue. I believe
you were saying something about
"best intentions."

REECE can't say a word.

TRENT
Whatsamatter? Oh, you were finished?.
Well, let me retort.
Would you describe for me what
Elijah Edwards looks like?

REECE still can't speak.

Trent SNAPS, SAVAGELY TIPPING the dinner table over, removing
the only barrier between himself and REECE. REECE now sits in
a lone chair before Trent like a political prisoner in front
of an interrogator.

TRENT
What country you from!?

REECE
(petrified)
What?

TRENT
"What" ain't no country I know! Do
they speak English in "What?"

REECE
(near heart attack)
What?

TRENT
English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-
it?

REECE
Yes.

TRENT
Then you understand what I'm
sayin'?

REECE
Yes.

TRENT
Now describe what Elijah Edwards
looks like!

REECE
(out of fear)
What?

Trent takes his .45 and PRESSES the barrel HARD in Reece's
cheek.

TRENT
Say "What" again! C'mon, say
"What" again! I dare ya, I double
dare ya motherfucker, say "What"
one more goddamn time!

Reece is regressing on the spot.

TRENT
Now describe to me what Marsellus
Wallace looks like!

REECE
Well he's ...he's...black --

TRENT
-- go on!

REECE
...and he's...he's...tall --

TRENT
-- does he look like a bitch?!

REECE
(without thinking)
What?

Trent's eyes go to Aladdin; Aladdin smirks, Trent rolls his
eyes and slaps REECE in the face with the butt of the gun.


TRENT
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!!??

REECE
(in agony)
No!

TRENT
Then why did you try to fuck 'im
like one?!

REECE
(in spasm)
I didn't.


TRENT
Yes ya did Reece. Yes, ya did.
You ever read the Bible,
Reece?

REECE
(in spasm)
Yes.

TRENT
There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon thee."

REECE
NO!

Trent pulls the trigger, but instead of gunfire, water comes out of the gun. Reece shits himself as Trent and Aladdin begin laughing to tears.

TRENT
We won't kill you man, we're just here to remind you that the next TNT PPV is just around the corner, so don't miss out.

Aladdin throws Reece a towel, and Trent throws him a roll of toilet paper. JuncoJunky gets up laughing as he is not really dead at all. The joke is on Reece at moment, but the three others quickly stop laughing and head for the hills as the overwhelming smell of fresh human faeces is getting the best of them.

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[Aladdin]

"Get Back” hits, as SoundScream is seen walking under the TNT Zeroin. His fireworks explode as he is finally seen walking on the ramp. The crowd is popping wildly as he pauses on the ramp taking it all in. Soundscream wipes his shirt and pulls on the logo that reads TNT. He shrugs his shoulders with a smirk and continues down the ramp. He slides in the ring and grabs a mic and goes to talk but waits for the crowd to die down a bit.

Scream “Madison Square Garden! Whoooo! My new home baby!! Who would have thought they'd see me in a TNT ring. But this is "Unsanctioned Saturday." Anything goes....and with that…..”

Scream pulls a piece of black tape off his shirt revealing "The Fuck is," right over TNT.

Scream “The Fuck is TNT?”

The crowd’s cheers turn to boos as Scream just laughs. He shakes his head and motions for the crowd to calm down

Scream “Simmer down, simmer down. I mean, seriously, The Fuck is TNT? Isn't that what that hack E2 is always saying? But if you didn't know, now you do. You see E2 is one dyslexic motherfucker.”

The booing is becoming louder and louder as Scream has managed to go from babyface to heel in record time.

Scream “Can I say motherfucker on TNT? E2 has it all backwards. And on top of that he stole my idea and created "One on One." But look whose in the middle of a TNT ring....with a SoundOff set. You see I get this type of respect because I'm P2PW's M.V.P.”

Guy in the crowd “You fucking suck!!!”

Scream “In fact, when I walked through the back people, were thanking me. They were telling me they needed this kind of leadership; that this ship was sinking. I disagreed. I told them it already sunk.”

Fat boy in the front row “Get the fuck outta here!!!”

Scream “Hey, I tell it like it is. I mean I don't even know who your Champion is? But then, again....”

Voice “The Fuck is Blitz?”

The crowd begins buzzing as a man with a hoody over his head is seen making his way through the crowd. The man jumps the barrier and drops his hood. There is a mixed reaction as Stare slides into the ring. Scream and Stare butt heads in the middle of the ring and there is a moment of tensity. They both look like they're going to explode, but then they both start laughing. Laughing at TNT

Stare “The Fuck is TNT?”

Scream shrugs his shoulders and ignores the jeering crowd. Small “We want E2!” (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap!) chants have begun.

Stare “That's right, it's me. You know I never agree with anything you say, but you hit it on the head when you said that this ship has sunk. I mean Red Ninja is your Champion?!? Ha!”

Scream “Who?”

Stare “Red Ninja.”

Scream “Shinobi?”

Stare (Laughing) “No, no, Red Neeeenja!!!”

Scream “Daniel san?”

Stare “No, no. You see he's a red ninja...Awe the Fuck is TNT?”

The crowd is in a state of hatred right now. If only someone, anyone could come out and stop this mess. Then, from out of nowhere, "P.C." hits and Shinn's Theory emerges from behind the curtain. The crowd at Madison Square Garden goes absolutely apeshit with cheers as the former TNT star has come back from the dead.

Shinn's Theory:[/color] (Trying to speak over the massive pops) “Ya know, I told myself-----“

Shinn’s Theory pauses as the cheering becomes even louder. He looks at the people to his left, and then he looks to his right. Folks you cannot hear yourself think over this kind of noise. Last time the MSG crowd was this hot, Michael Jordan had just dropped 55 points on the Knicks.

Shinn’s Theory “I'd never step foot into a P2PW arena again. Yet, here I am.”

Theory waits as the crowd keeps cheering.

Shinn's Theory[/color] “And, since being away, I've done a few things to keep myself active. I've competed in CWR. I've been a Champion there... But, the fact is, the CWR's ladder was a bit hard to climb. I was held back for being a locker room newbie for 6 months. So, after some time, I told the higher-ups I needed some time off. Since I am still under contract with the CWR, I'm sure they won't be to happy when they tune in tonight and see my face on TNT's special event. Fuck 'em...”

The cheering continues as Theory, at the top of the ramp, begins to paces a bit.

Shinn's Theory[/color] “During my time off, I was able to take a breath... a long awaited breath. I've kept in contact with some of my P2PW buddies during said time. I'll admit that I am not up-to-date with everything going on within this company....I was able to meet some new TNT superstars earlier today. Their attitudes seem to be quite promising. JuncoJunky, Keith Williams and Reece Somers, in particular, I see nothing but promise for the both of you. Although I am a bit out of the loop, I do know a few things...”

Theory smirks as he looks towards the crowd.

Shinn's Theory “I've been informed that Blitz!'s General Manager has stepped down. I believe that would be you, Stare?”

Shinn's points to Stare, who is in the ring. Again, the crowd cheers. Cheer the fact that Stare cannot get his job back.

Shinn's Theory “It's also come to my attention that my old pal, Mastadon has taken over the company.”

Theory pauses again as the crowd pops loud for MVP Don.

Shinn's Theory “I've got to say, those are some HUGE changes. Those changes do not include titles that have switched from hand to hand. But, the real reason I am here today is to tell each and every one of the P2PW fans and superstars a little secret...”

The crowd becomes quiet in order hear the announcement; but the cheering begins again and gets loud as Theory begins to slowly walk down the ramp, towards the ring.

Shinn's Theory “You see, Mick and I have always had a good relationship... I've invited him to attend a few CWR events. And, he always made a point to attend... as well as Aladdin and E2. But, during recent events Mick has come to me with a question….one that would change the face of Blitz! Forever. He's isn't quite sure what to do about this "Blitz!" situation, so, I gave him some friendly advice...”

Theory is now at the bottom of the ramp and walking towards the ring steps. He looks up at Stare and Soundscream as he begins to slowly climb the steps. Crowd is electric.

Shinn's Theory “Executive decisions are never easy to make. I've learned that the hard way when I was running this company. So, Mick did the right thing. He came to someone for a bit of advice... that being me.”

Theory enters the ring just under the second rope. Soundscream nervously begins to shift his weight from foot to foot. Theory looks down towards the ring mat as he continues, his hair covering his face.

Shinn's Theory “Mick asked me, personally, whether or not Stare should be promoted back as acting General Manager of Blitz!...”

Theory looks towards the crowd as they boo.

Shinn's Theory[/color] “I pondered the question for quite some time.. In fact, I believe it took me 15 seconds to tell him my thoughts...”

The crowd cheers as Theory raises his head, locking eyes with Stare.

Shinn's Theory[/color] “I told him that Blitz! was a fine P2PW brand while Stare was GM.”

The crowd boos as Stare nods along with Theory.

Shinn's Theory[/color] “However, I believe Blitz! is more successful without a man like Stare running the show.”

The crowd pops loud.

Shinn's Theory[/color] “While I was here, it took me a lot of courage to sign Stare's paychecks each week. But, I did. That, alone, is one thing I regret doing as the co-owner of this company. However, considering Blitz! Is the B-show...much like Smackdown!, I signed those checks. Blitz! is a rip off of their only true competitor, Smackdown! And, to be honest, both shows were almost identical. I mean, look at the name alone. Did Blitz! really need the "exclamation point" trademarked, just as Smackdown! trademarked the same punctuation? Nah. That's unoriginal...then again, that's Blitz! for ya, just another show that a handful will watch when Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is airing a re-re-re-rerun...”

We hear people in the crowd laughing. Stare is listening intentively while Soundscream is beginning to boil with anger.

Shinn’s Theory “But, I did approve it, and it remains….meh, it was a bad decision. We all make bad decisions... I mean, look at the roster: J.T. Blade is, somehow, still here.... And, we all know, that boy is a huge douche....”

Smirking at the crowd's reaction of laughter mixed with cheer, Theory walks up to SoundScream.

Shinn's Theory[/color] “Scream, you were unfortunate. You were placed on the Blitz! Roster when I had big plans for a man of your calibre. But, once you landed on Blitz!, you were overlooked. Many people may disagree, but, it's true my friend... Take the fact that NIN Horror is holding the title instead of a man with your abilities. Riddle me that, Batman.

Theory turns towards Stare.

Shinn's Theory[/color] “That brings me back to you, Stare...”

The crowd remains on their feet.

Shinn's Theory[/color] “Stare, when Mick asked me whether or not I thought it was a good idea to promote you back to your original standing, I had three words of advice for him.”

The crowd waits for Theory's response.

Shinn's Theory[/color] “Those three words were...HELL FUCKING NO!!”

The crowd cheers loudly as Theory steps in closer towards Stare.

Shinn's Theory[/color] “Blitz! doesn't need to rewind itself and fall back into a bad management rollercoaster. The fact is, Blitz! will do far better under the authority that is current. So, wake up and smell the roses, Stare... I was the reason you were not promoted back to that position. I am the reason why you are just another name on the roster. And, I am the reason your face is turning red as I continue to speak!”

The crowd remains intense as Theory is now nose to nose with Stare.

Shinn's Theory[/color] “I didn't have the final say on the matter. I was just the hand that slammed the hammer down. And, from here on in, you can take your wishes to become the Blitz! General Manager and shove them so far up your ass that your children's children will taste it!”

The crowd cheers wildly.

Shinn's Theory[/color] “I am here, tonight, to come clean and make you realize exactly why you'll remain where you are. I am here to face you, man to man, and tell you that Mick took my advice... And, in doing so, the big man did the right thing. So, if you have anything to say...anything at all, I'm not a phone call away anymore. I'm standing, dead center, in the middle of a P2PW ring to tell you that you don't belong one inch close to any management position. And, if you have a problem with that, I'm only inches away........”

Theory drops the microphone as he peers into Stare's eyes. Stare looks on at him as he looks down at the microphone. Stare smirks to himself as he reaches down and picks the microphone up. The audience looks on in anticipation as Stare slowly raises the mic to his mouth

Stare “Ladies and Gentlemen, Shinn's Theory!”

Stare looks at the crowd and motions towards Theory as the audience doesn’t give much of a reaction considering the tone in Stare's voice

Stare “Man, I gotta tell ya, I was tossing a dozen names through my head, and yours' did cross my mind. But, even though I had an idea it might be you, I'm still shocked to see you standing here. What I'm not shocked by, however, is the fact that you came down here for no other reason than to run your mouth and try to infuriate me. So you're the reason Micko didn't give me my job back? I could take that to mean a million things.”

Stare paces a bit as he keeps his eyes on Theory

Stare “First, it could mean that our current owner is nothing but a dumbass who can't think for himself. He let a guy who isn't even signed with the P2PW affect such a major position as General Manager? Wow, if I were the P2PW Board of Directors, I would be contemplating the way Micko does business.”

The crowd begins to boo Stare loudly.

Stare “Second, it could mean that Shinn's Theory spent all his money on booze and bitches, and decided to make an appearance on Unsanctioned Saturday, just so he could actually afford dinner tonight.”

Theory looks on with a smirk as Stare looks up with three fingers held up

Stare “Or thirdly, the most obvious reason. Maybe Shinn's Theory was out for revenge on yours truly, but was too big of a bitch to step into the ring with me, and decided to fire back in other ways.”

Theory steps towards Stare as Stare quickly puts a hand up and backs off as the audience begins to cheer the aggressor.

Stare “Woah woah woah! Calm down! Come on! I don't blame you, I mean, after the way I embarrassed you at the first WrestleFever? And after the way I embarrassed you when I turned on you and Nation? I mean, Stare has always been better than Shinn's Theory, and it would be a mistake for you to EVER try to step up to me like a man, and try---“

Shinn's comes out of nowhere with a hard shot to Stare as the crowd eats it all up. Theory nails a couple of shots until Stare is in the corner. He begins to stomp away at Stare as the crowd is almost about to blow the roof off of The Garden. Theory takes some steps back and rips his shirt off as the crowd cheers as he screams to them. Stare comes barrelling out of the corner as Theory catches him and nails a hard spine-buster as the crowd again pops huge. Stare holds his back as Theory picks him up and hooks him up for the Theory Driver. However, Scream has had enough and attacks Theory from behind. The crowd boos mercilessly and Scream delivers a series of brutal kicks and stomps to the lower back of Theory. Stare smirks and then joins the frey, double teaming Theory. The crowd is livid with hatred. Scream then holds Theory up and locks his arms behind him, exposing his chest. Stare then takes a clenched fist and nails Shinn’s right in the sternum. Theory coughs up a chunk of blood. Stare then toys with his enemy by bitch slapping him in the face multiple times. Madison Square Garden is drowned in jeering; but those jeers begin to turn to cheers as we see “The Tiger” Aladdin and E2 run out from the backstage area, The Tiger with a kendo stick and E2 with an aluminum baseball bat. The two heroes slide under the bottom rope and “WHACK!”, Stare is nailed in the back of the head with the kendo stick. Crowd is livid. Theory begins to go one on one with Stare once more. However, Scream manages to drop to the mat and duck out of the ring. He laughs as he begins to circle the outside toward to aisle, but he is cut off by a large, rather pissed off Black man with a bat. Scream stops dead in his tracks, then begins to retreat. But behind him, is a rather pissed off Tiger with a kendo stick. Scream has nowhere to go. E2 and “The Tiger” close in from both sides. As Scream is about to shit himself, E2 swings away and The Tiger swings down and up and “WHACK_FLAP!!!” Scream is nailed from both sides. E2 then takes his size 16 and steps on Scream’s head. The crowd explodes with cheer as we turn our attention back to the two athletes in the middle of the ring. The crowd is on their feet. E2 and The Tiger look on from the outside as Theory walks around with Stare hooked. Theory bends down to get momentum for the move, but Stare quickly jerks an arm free, and drops down nailing a low blow. The crowd boo's as Theory stumbles back. The Tiger steps to toward the ring with his arm on the rope, but E2 grabs him and holds him back. He looks his partner in the eyes and shakes his head “no”. Stare then grabs Theory and nails a hard shot to the jaw and Theory stumbles back. Stare heads to the ropes and comes off as the audience looks on in disappointment as Stare darts into the doubled-over Theory.

Stare approaches Theory at full throttle but Theory shoots up and nails Sweet Shinn's Music out of nowhere. The crowd pops HUGE as Theory nails a superkick right to the chin of Stare. Theory gets up and continues to hold his member in pain as Stare stumbles back into the ropes. Stare stumbles out, and is almost out on his feet as Theory nails a kick, hooks him up quickly, and drives him down with the Theory Driver. The noise in here is deafening. Theory stands back up and looks down on Stare as "P.C." begins to play. Theory stands over Stare for a moment and looks around the arena; The Tiger and E2 now climb into the ring. The Tiger looks down at the fallen ex-champion. E2 and Shinn’s Theory lock eyes and stand face to face for a moment. The cheering in the area slowly turns to an uncomfortable silence the One Man Killing Machine is in a dead stare with Shinn’s Theory. Then the unthinkable: E2 extends a massive hand toward Shinn’s and without a moment of hesitation, Theory excepts and the two embrace. MSG is livid once again. The Tiger, still looking down at Stare, clears his throat and spits a loogie at Stare’s face. CLOSE UP of Stare’s face as we see pieces of saliva and phlegm hanging off his eyebrow and lip. Aladdin, E2 and Shinn’s Theory lock hands and hold their arms up high and pose for the fans who are cheering and giving a standing ovation. And we go off the air and that wraps up this first ever edition of Unsanctioned Saturday.


(c) 2006 Big Dawg Productions

CREDIT: E2, Aladdin, Soundscream, _the j-man, Junco Junky.

[Aladdin]

Promo Ratings

Micko’s Ratings
Reece - 4.7: awesome promo as always man, ald-bin had me laughing
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Junco - 3.5 : no offence dude, it was nicely written but it bored me
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Ninja - 4.6: excellent man
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Fizz - 2.5: you need to proof read you promo's before you post them, i had to re-read it twice to understand parts of it
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Aladdin- 4.6: even tho i was in this, i dont think it was at the standard you usually set, still a great promo tho
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Trent - 4.3: nice idea man, but cuts off just as i was getting into it
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Keith - 4.4: why? because your a redneck
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E2 - 4.6: nice promo, thought the 3rd bit was overkill tho
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_the j-man’s Ratings
The Fizz (3.5) - Good promo, you're getting better, and I think you can compete for the Internet Title. You just need to keep tuning up your skills. We all had to do it at one point or another.

Junco Junky (4.5) - Another solid effort from you, Junco. I always have an easy time reading your promo's and it's really reader access friendly which I like. You ran down the match extremely well and I can see you competing in the Rage Division in the near future. Your promo's are top notch.



Keith Williams (4.8) - I must say Keith, when a big challenge unknowingly gets thrown into your face. You show up. I was impressed with this promo, I think you had a mindset from the get go and you're really taking off. I like the tweenerish status you have at the moment but I think in the future you can be a big-time face. Keep up the good work, promo was another solid effort.

Trent Acid (4.4) - Trent this week your promo didn't match up to the one you had against E2. It seemed a little more rush to me, but I like you a lot. I think you should really get ready for your match-up with Aladdin, because on the right day you can compete with anyone on this roster and beat them. So just keep up the good work.



"The Tiger" Aladdin (4.8) - Al, what can I say that hasn't already been said. You ran down this match-up perfectly, you look rejuvenated in this whole alliance you've started with Elijah. I can't wait to see you at the PPV because I think Trent will give you a challenge and just like Ninja & Reece giving you a challenge, you answered. Good job.

E2 (4.9) - Someone with a chip on their shoulder and he's ready to burst out onto the scene. You're focused and it seems you're ready for this match with Ninja, you pumped out an excellent promo that just gives you the insight you need. It makes you really think, "What makes E2 tick?" and it's Red Ninja and the P2PW Heavyweight Title. Great promo, keep it up. I know you can taste gold.



Reece Somers (4.8) - Reece, this gimmick is excellent for you. Every time I read your promo's I visualize them to the tee. You're always good with your words and description, a great asset as an up and comer. You've main evented already quite a few times and I have to say I really enjoy the way you work on those promos. You ran down E2 & Al and there inhumane ways so well. Keep it up, you have that big match-up with your nemesis Keith. Can't wait.

Red Ninja (4.8) - Adam, you're the man, you bring intensity with you every Ninja promo which is great. I know you're saving yourself for your main event match with E2 and I'm certainly excited because I have no idea who's going to win this match-up. You ran down E2 great, and just let yourself be known as the most dominate Heavyweight Champion in history. Keep it up big (err... little) mang. The main event for Payback is going to be sweet.


E2’s Ratings
Keith Williams - (4.2) "I liked how you stayed on topic and ran the situation down, I just didn't feel as if you put your all into this one. You pulled out your best work against E2 and the Free For All at SS and I didn't feel this was on that level."

Trent Acid - (4.9) "Reminded me of Investigative Reports with the crime lab narrator. It was short, sweet and to the point, and the sound of glass breaking fit into what we are doing in a "barroom". Also liked how you gave ECW a rub considering we're in New York."


The Fizz - (3.5) "You're working the heel angle nicely and your promos are improving each time. Keep this up and we'll be talking Internet Title match. BTW, who's Miles? (Cactus)"

JuncoJunky - (4.5) "I love the energy you bring to TNT and I love your enthusiasm. This was right up there with the E2/Junco promo from ELITE. I would like to see more dialogue and less narrative from you, but this was awesome nonetheless."

Match Stats

Singles Match:
JuncoJunky
Vs.
The Fizz

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Junco Junky – 4.116 promo points + 1.1 voting points = 5.266
The Fizz – 3.166 promo points + 0.7 voting points = 3.866

P2PW INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP
Barroom Brawl
Keith Williams (c)
Vs.
Trent Acid

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Trent Acid – 4.533 promo points + 0.9 voting points = 5.433
Keith Williams – 4.466 promo points + 0.8 voting points = 5.266

New York Style Streetfight:
Red Ninja & Reece Somers
Vs.
“The Tiger” Aladdin & E2

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“The Tiger” Aladdin & E2 – (4.7 + 4.75) promo points + 0.9 voting points = 10.35
Reece Somers & Red Ninja – (4.75 + 4.7) promo points + 0.9 voting points = 10.35

[Your Morality Enforcer]

Awesome show- Shinn's Theory may have been the obvious one, but still the best guy who could've showed. Really spooky how the tag match ended in a draw, and Keith gets a lucky escape from being beaten by me... Aladdin/Somers? That sounds fun

[brockandsable]

Indeed it will be.

Aladdin/Somers will produce two of the best promos ever seen by man. Thank you to all who helped put this together, especially Aladdin; I couldn't have done this without him. Also, _the j-man, thanks for the opportunity. Junco, thanks for your help; you're enthusiasm for this fed is awesome. Soundscream: You should be a regular on TNT and most of all, thanks to Shinns Theory for agreeing to this. Word up.

[Scream]

Nicely done except for the part where I was sandwiched between E2 his baseball bat and Aladdin and his Kendo stick. Didn't like that part too much.

[brockandsable]

Heh. Sandwiched.

[juncojunky]

Nicely done except for the part where I was sandwiched between E2 his baseball bat and Aladdin and his Kendo stick. Didn't like that part too much.

Really? I liked that

Awesome show.. Definitley an amazing tag team event even made better by Aladdin's hand with the keyboard, AWESOME bit. I'm also insanely happy to see Shinns here again. I've heard so much about the guy, (not to mention title wise) but I don't think I've even seen a Shinn promo....Well done segment. I did hope to see Keith hold on to the belt a little long as I thought he could of brought a little something special to the title, but HEY results are results

Aladdin and Reece? Could be one of the best TNT stunts (in my time..)ever.. Like E2 said, that will be an interesting team to beat. Morality mixed with Terrorism? I like it!

GREAT SHOW EVERYONE!

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Great show chaps.

[stocko]

fucking awesome show people!

funny as fuck those movie scenes too!

big kisses to you all

[Cactus]

Elijah 2 things:

1) awesome idea do props to you for the idea ( and the writers for helping out )
2) thanks for correcting fizz's promo, you seem to be the only one who picked on the fact she used my real name.

Finally does this mean Mr Theory has re-joined the P2PW ?

[brockandsable]

I'm twisting his arm as we speak. He has agreed to promo and appear at the PPV, and that can only be good.

As for Trent, I would think winning the Internet Title would garner a little more enthusiasm, but I guess not.

EDIT: Reaper hooked up a phat sig in no time though. See, I told you people Soul Reaper was good for something.

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Oh, I am very enthused. Make no mistake about it.

[Keith Williams]

Good show by all. I ain't one to complain but I feel like I got screwed a little bit by E2 on his ratings. He gave Trent a 4.9 while everyone else gave him mid 4's, and yet gave me 4.2 for my promo. while i got one high 4 and a mid 4. I could be wrong though and if i am, I apologize..

[stocko]

to be honest mate, its all about how each person sees it, i didnt like the fact that trents promo finished quite abruptly, whereas E2 liked the fact that it was straight to the point.

i doubt it would be anything personal, or with you being a redneck cowboy .

end of the day mate, its not something to worry about and i am sure if you ask micko nicely he will arrange a rematch for ya ;D

[brockandsable]

You can lose that sig now, Mr. Williams.

[Your Morality Enforcer]

Keith's already got a rematch at the PPV, so we could see the title go straight back to him. Ratings are completely objective, the "Three Man Rating" system tries to count that, but in the end of the day, opinions will be there. I do think we all produce quality writing here, just writing that may appeal to other people more.

[brockandsable]

Trying to enforce yo' moral opinion again, homeboy? Personally, I think you should be worrying about winning the RAGE title, which I doubt will happen, nigga. You already blew yo' shot at the World Title, but something tells me that when I win my first eva P2PW Heavyweight Title, yo' pasty ass will come knockin'. First the sandnigga will flog you; den yo' ass will get a beatdown from the nigga from da hood.

EDIT: The smartass is spellchecking me now. ;D

[Aladdin]

Heh. I'm a "snadnigga" now.

[Keith Williams]

brockandsable said:

You can lose that sig now, Mr. Williams.

See he planned for me to lose the belt all along. He is just racist against Southern Rednecks that actually can spell better then he can. ;D