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Post by stocko on Jan 7, 2006 23:42:10 GMT 1
THE FOLLOWING PROMO CONTINUES FROM WHERE I LEAVE SHINN'S THEORY IN THE PLETHORA PREVIEW
MVP-DON heads towards his locker room and enters to find two unexpected guests sitting on his couch
MVP-DON STEVO316 and EYE OF THE PENIS I presume?
What do you guys want?
MVP removes his hat and shirt
STEVO316 Relax DON, we are here to talk to you, we need a favour!
MVP lets out a laugh
Don't laugh at me, you will do this favour or we will make sure you are in no fit state to wrestle tonight, accept this opportunity and we will go easy on you in the match.
Now, I assume you wanna know what this favour is?
MVP Not really, but seeing as I am in a good mood I will hear you out, go on, hurry up, I have a match to prepare for.
STEVO316 We want you to let us win, we need this more than you do! We don't want you to lay down or make it look fixed, but WE do want you to let us win, I am the toughest S.O.B in this company and he is a 7ft monster, we could beat you easily, but we don't wanna take any chances of you fluking a victory, so give us your word that you will let us win and I, WE, will not prevent you from wrestling tonight.
STEVO and THE EYE stand either side of MVP, the big guy stands up and the other two flinch back, MVP laughs again
MVP Listen fellas, as much as I would love to help you kids, I ca................hang on, I don't want to help you kids, I have never let anyone win and I don't intend to do so tonight, so, if you guys wanna start some shit in here, lets do it!
STEVO316 So, let me get this straight, what you are saying is that you won't let us win and that you want us to kick your ass right now?
STEVO316 throws a punch at MVP, the big guy ducks and grabs both the men by the hair and throws them out out his locker room into the corridor, he stands over them
MVP And the name is MRRRRRRRRRRRRR MAAAAASTAAAADON.........................MASTAAAAAADONNNNNNNN, just kidding guys, look I'll tell you what, when the ppv starts, y'all get down to the ring, I will get to the ring and...................WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
MASTADON closes the door on his two opponents, puts his hat back on sits down to prepare for his comeback match
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Post by Simz on Jan 8, 2006 14:05:24 GMT 1
We are brought to a room with a large American flag on the wall. There is a podium with a bald eagle on the front of it. There is media there and Claudius is standing beside a door. There is loud whispering by the media!
Claudius: Quiet!
Members of the Media continues to whisper.
Claudius: Yo, SHUT UP!
There is a sudden silence.
Claudius: Thank you! Now here is the guy you have been waiting for, the first and next P2P world Heavyweight champion. Simz!
Presidential music is played as Simz enters the press conference. He is dressed like Uncle Sam and is wearing a large red, white and blue hat. He waves to the media and has a large smile on his face. Simz walks over and stands at the podium. He waits for a few seconds while the music continues to play.[/b]
Simz: Hey, you can turn it off now!
Claudius presses the stop button on a CD player beside him.
Claudius: Sorry sir.
Simz turns round and starts to address the crowd.
Simz: Hello, fellow wrestlers and members of the media. As your representative in the triple threat tonight. I think that i should tell you all why I should win my world title match tonight! I am the greatest pure wrestler to ever enter this company! I am the fastest rising star in wrestling to day, and to become World Heavyweight all I have to do is beat two nobodies in Tyler Stone and Red Ninja!
But tonight, just like always. People like Shinns and McKenna are trying to hold me down. McKenna and and Shinns are just jealous of people like me. People that are successful. They just don't know when their time has past! It's my time now! Now is the time for me to be the next world champion. I know that nobody here may like it. Well they are just going to have to live with it, because tonight I'm to show the world that I deserve this shot.
Simz stops and takes a drink of water. One reporter stands up.
Reporter: Hi, Jack Currie from wrestli.........
He is then interrupted
Claudius: Yo, stumpy. Sit down and shut-up. Does it look like Simz has finished?
Reporter: W..W..well!
Claudius: What the hell did I just say!
The reporter sits down and slumps into his seat. Simz completely ignores what just has happened and continues on.
Simz: I am a man that sets a goal and achieves it. I may sound like a broken record. But it's true. I said it would only be a matter of time until I would be in a world title match and now I am.
And tonight is going to be my night and the night when everything is going to change. I'm never going to be underestimated ever again. I earned this match. Yet I'm heading in to it the 'underdog'. It makes me sick that you people don't think that I can do it. You are just like Aladdin.
Aladdin was one of my best friends. We would train together, heck we even used to tag. But he never thought I would become this. A huge star the world round! And he sure never thought I would ever be in a world title match. He only thought that I would be nothing more than a tag team wrestler. But look at me now Al! Look who is having the last laugh.
And I am going to break records once again as tonight when I win the world heavyweight championship. I do not only become the first ever champion. I become the youngest world champion in history. Because I am Mr.Destiny and tonight, my Destiny will be fulfilled!
Simz leaves the podium and takes a bow beside it. Simz is then greeted with applause! He then exits through the door he came in from shorty followed by Claudius.
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Simz is briskly walking through a corridor backstage. He hasn't got changed from the press conference and is still in his uncle Sam outfit. He is talking it off while he is walking. Claudius is right behind him.
Simz: Did I do ok?
Claudius: Perfect Sir, very enjoyable!
A smile comes to Simz face.
Simz: Thanks, but still we have other business to take care of. Have you got the briefcase?
Claudius: Yes Sir!
Claudius lifts up a large black suitcase. Simz and Claudius stop at a door Simz takes off the American trousers to reveal his ring gear. He then opens the door!
Red Ninja: Hey? Can't you knock!
We now realize that we are in Red Ninja's locker room. Simz enters the room and sits down on a seat. Claudius follows Simz into the room and stands at the door.
Simz: Ninj, Ninj, Ninj! How you doing. I have to congratulate you on getting into the match, you des.....
Simz is then interrupted by Red Ninja.
Red Ninja: Cut the crap Simz! What do you want, because I know that you don't want to congratulate me.
Simz: Ok Ninja I'll be frank with you. I'm a business man. A very smart one if I do say so myself. And as a business man I have to make business decisions. And as I see you as a smart guy I think you can make a great business decision of your own.
Claudius puts the briefcase on Red Ninja's desk.
Red Ninja: What's that?
Simz: The only gold you will see all night.
Simz stands up and goes over to the desk. He then smirks and opens the briefcase to reveal a large Gold Bar!
Simz: This is a solid gold bar from the royal mint in england.
Red Ninja: And so, what has this got to do with me.
Simz: This is the great business decision that I was talking about. This piece of gold is worth two million dollars. And It's all yours.
Red Ninja: What's the catch. Because I never thought of you as a giving person.
Simz puts his hands through his hair.
Simz: I don't want much. All I want is for you to do the right thing and pull yourself out of the world title match!
Red Ninja: What? Are you crazy. Do you know how hard I've worked for this!
Simz:Yes, Your whole Career yada, yada, yada! Ninj, you know me. I'm not like that, I'm not going to leave you high and dry. Because when I beat Tyler Stone in three or four minutes and become champ. You will be the first in line for a shot. So you can take the money and still have a world title match.
Red Ninja shakes his head and looks at the floor.
Rec Ninja: No!
Simz: What? Ninj, I'm doing this for you. Don't be a fool!
Red Ninja: You see Simz you and me are different. All you want is money and fame. I doing this for the fans. Because I'm the R-E-.....
Simz: SHUT UP!
Red Ninja is interrupted by Simz. Who seems to have gotten angry.
Simz: I hate that Catchphrase! And I hate you. People like you make me sick. People that gets cheered for doing nothing but make this idiots laugh. And they call you Mr.Underrated! Far from it, you are the biggest overachiever in this company. And you know why, because 'Your a Veteran', you 'Paid your dues'. You done nothing but be friends with the boss. You didn't earn this spot. It was given to you on a silver platter! You are the main reason people like me get held down. Because you get the hand outs, the opportunities that should have gone to me. And now I finally get my chance to show that I can be the man. And you have to be given the same thing. And now you are being stupid enough to reject this offer. Well you are going to regret it. Because tonight, your ass is mine.
Simz snatches the briefcase off the table and heads for the door.
Simz: You know Ninja. I was doing you a favor with that offer, because your ass is going to get kicked really bad tonight. Without a tag partner you are useless!
Simz Laughs and exits Ninja's locker room. Claudius leaves and slams the door. Simz continues on down the corridor. Simz seems to be muttering insults about Ninja while walking.
Simz: That's it. I'm calling him in!
A worried face comes upon Claudius.
Claudius: Is that wise Sir?
Simz:Desperate times comes for desperate measures. And I'll be dammed If Red Ninja or Tyler Stone wins that title. My title!
They reach the end of the corridor and enter Simz office. Simz sits down in his chair and puts his feet up on the table. He picks up the phone and dials a number.
Simz: Hey, Simz here....great see that you are doing so well. Ok just to get to the point, I need your help.
Voice on the Line: I know what you want. I've got some unfinished business of my own. I'll be there!
A large Smile comes upon Simz face.
Simz: Yes! I knew i could count on you.........Old friend!
Simz fades to black as Simz puts the phone down!
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Post by Drow on Jan 8, 2006 18:24:19 GMT 1
My Votes and promo
Mvp Don
Cole Slocum
Shinn's Theory
Tyler the Assassin Stone
PROMO
The crowd gathers for tonight’s pay per view, the arena is filling quickly and a dark match is just ending with the referee calling for the bell after one man has been pinned. The announcer starts to announce the winner of the match when his microphone cuts out on him. He checks it and tries again but still nothing.
Suddenly the lighting all changes to purple and "You Start the Fire" roars throughout the arena. The crowd’s reaction is a mixture of cheers and boos as it plays. Zeorin flashes to life and we see the many accomplishments of the assassin starting with his first match against the huge Azriel and all the way to the point where Chad and Tyler captured the Tag Team Championship. Tyler’s music fades out as we see him come out from backstage and walk slowly down to the ring taking the crowd’s attitude and just smiling the whole way down to the ring. He still carries his Tag Title over his shoulder. He gets into the ring and looks at the announcer and holds his hand out for the mic. The announcer gives it to him and quickly exits the ring. The Assassin just smiles as the announcer exits, and then he taps the mic a few times and now we can tell that it is working once again. Tyler looks around the arena at the crowd once more before finally starting to speak.
Now I have heard both of my opponents ramble on and on about how they feel they deserve to be the Heavyweight Champion for TNT. Now I’ll admit they made some pretty convincing arguments Tyler pauses for a moment and then starts to speak again and if we were about to fight in a school yard brawl, then most people may back down. My opponents come whine and whine about how they have been here for so long and how they got so depressed when things didn’t go their way. Well just for them I bought them a little present and it should be arriving to their dressing rooms right about now.
Tyler looks up at Zeroin and it now shows backstage and first on one half we see a man pushing a cart with a silver tray that is covered up to Simz’s dressing room and then on the second half we see another man pushing an identical cart up to Red Ninja’s dressing room door. Once both carts are in position both guys reach underneath and pull out a bottle of wine and set up on top and then remove the lids uncovering large cheese platters with a note for each that say the same thing, " Here is some cheese to go with that whine of yours and the bottle is so you can drink the pain of your loss away after I become the New Heavyweight Champion." Tyler starts to laugh as many of the crowd still boo him. He then looks back out toward the crowd and starts speaking again.
Now that I have shown you all what I think of my opponents, lets break them down one at a time shall we. First lets talk about Red Ninja, he was very long winded and still really said nothing. I can see why he can’t wrestle very well he’s all worn out after thrusting his ego down everyone’s throat. Red Ninja doesn’t have the quality of character to a Heavyweight Champion either. Why you ask…. I’ll tell you why. A champion never quits and never gives up no matter what it takes to get to the top and what has Ninja shown us… When things don’t go his way he gets all depressed and leaves, only willing to make any sort of comeback when he is hand fed an opportunity to become a Heavyweight Champion, an opportunity he did not work for. Is that the kind of champion you want representing TNT? Is that the kind of champion you want representing you?
Tyler pauses and walks around the ring for a moment, he then stops and raises the mic and starts to speak again.
Now lets talk about Simz my other opponent in this match. He may have worked his way up here, but for some reason I doubt it. Lets see, could it be due to the fact that we all saw him offer Red Ninja a gold bar worth two million dollars to pull out from this match. Yeah I’m sure that’s why I think he doesn’t deserve to be here. In fact I have to wonder how much he paid to be involved in this match tonight. SimZ obviously has no ability to become a champion without making sure that the results are fixed. Now is that the kind of champion you want to represent you or this company? I can tell you all that he is not the kind of champion I would want to see.
Now that we have talked about my opponents lets review what they have done to prove themselves worthy. Red Ninja packs up his toys and goes home when things get tough, until someone hand feeds him a title opportunity and SimZ goes around buying off his opponents.
Tyler walks forward and leans on the ropes and pauses for a moment. Before speaking again.
Now you may ask why do I think I deserve to be Heavyweight Champion instead of one of my opponents? I have only two things to say about that. First. Even though I have lost some matches since my arrival, I am still here! And Secondly…Just watch for yourselves.
With that said Tyler’s music roars through the arena again as Zeroin replays all of the Assassins accomplishments as Tyler takes his Tag Title and leaves the ring heading back stage to prepare for his match later this evening.
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Post by shinnstheory on Jan 8, 2006 19:44:50 GMT 1
Shinn's Theory - Plethora Promo[/u][/color][/size]
Shinn's Theory is shown, sitting on a fold-out chair, in the middle of an empty locker room. He wrists are taped, and he is already in his wrestling gear. The Internet Championship lays at his feet. His head is dropped, looking towards the title. Theory begins to speak.
Shinn's Theory:[/b] It's not even about this title anymore. It's about the plague that infects Tuesday Nights. It's not only affecting me, it slowly spreads down the line. Each and every person in this company is vulnerable. That includes the guys at Blitz.
The camera floats the the opposite side of Theory. He remains staring at his title.
Shinn's Theory:[/b] The last thing this entire empire needs is a man like Rocky holding more power than he already has. A simple win over me will cause that very thing. He'll have the upper hand. The power will shift from stable to unstable. If I let this happen, there is no absolute promise left in the P2PW.
The camera now floats to the back of Theory.
Shinn's Theory:[/b] People who despise me will think differently, if things go wrong tonight.
The camera quickly joltz to the side of Theory.
Shinn's Theory:[/b] I'm fighting this war for much more than my own self.
There is a knock at the door. The camera quickly pans towards the door. Shinn's Theory ignores the knock and continues.
Shinn's Theory:[/b] There is no shame in working underneath people you can trust... However, if there is one dominant person above the rest, things could change. If that one dominant person is Rocky, things will change....and not for the better.
The knock is heard again. Theory breaks his stare and walks over to the door. He takes a deep breath. He waits for a moment. As the knock is heard again, Theory violently pounds on the door with the butt of his fist. He stops and listens. Footsteps are heard walking away from his door. Theory turns around and walks back to the fold-out chair. He sits down. Theory slowly slides the Internet Title to the side with his foot. The camera is now directly in front of Shinn's Theory. He slowly looks into the lens.
Shinn's Theory:[/b] If you think for one minute that being surrounded by barbed wire, looking up and my title swinging from the rafters, or looking down at a stack of tables scares me, get a clue. If you think for one damn minute that being in any violent environment with Rocky scares me, grab another clue. Rocky can pull out any stop possible. The fact is, I won't lay down for him. I won't let the scale shift in his favor. The future of this company depends on this.
So, toss me into a ring surrounded by barbed wire. Puncture my skin until I am unrecognizable. I still won't lay down.
Stack the tables as high as the eye can see. The fact is, there is no way in hell I'll fall through them. I won't let that happen.
Swing the prize from the peek of the arena. My hands will be the ones to grab a hold of it. I won't allow Rocky come a stone's throw away from it.
Shinn's Theory slowly stands, keeping his gaze on the camera's eye.
Shinn's Theory:[/b] If you thought WrestleFever was bad, Rocky.... You haven't seen anything yet. Plethora will make WrestleFever look like a god damn walk through a daisy field. You often try and dig yourself under the skin of your opponents speaking of the "Rocky Roads" you'll lead them through. Well Rocky, you're road has been closed. A new path has been cleared. All path seekers have one, and only one, choice now. And, take a wild guess who the gate keeper of this path is...
Theory steps closer to the camera.
Shinn's Theory:[/b] You guessed right...Rocky, welcome to my version of the Rocky Roads.
Theory bends down and picks up his title. He stands straight, draping the title over his shoulder.
Shinn's Theory:[/b] See you in the end...
The camera fades to black as Theory walks off.
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Post by shinnstheory on Jan 9, 2006 2:23:53 GMT 1
Anything posted after 10pm EST won't be counted. I may not be here around then. If anyone on the staff is around at 10pm EST, feel free to lock this. Thanks.
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Post by Reaper on Jan 9, 2006 2:31:58 GMT 1
Guys, I am so sorry I didn't promo. My internet has been down today and yesterday and I basically forgot all about the show. Shinn's, I'm sorry man. I really wanted to go against you again.
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Post by Stare on Jan 9, 2006 3:24:17 GMT 1
you still have 38 minutes . . . type fast!
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Post by Reaper on Jan 9, 2006 14:53:58 GMT 1
Darn it...
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Post by shinnstheory on Jan 9, 2006 16:38:15 GMT 1
Locked. No worries Rocky. Understandable.
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