Post by Scream on Jun 4, 2005 0:52:37 GMT 1
Fate cannot be stopped
And reality can not
Be compromised.
Two men’s Momentum will propel
Them to reach the unattainable,
But one man’s momentum
Will run out
And reality can not
Be compromised.
Two men’s Momentum will propel
Them to reach the unattainable,
But one man’s momentum
Will run out
The camera pans to Da Man who is entering the building. The crowd boos loudly as he enters the arena. John McKay is seen running behind him.
John McKay
“Da Man…can I get a quick..”
](Da Man stops and puts his finger up to his lips and shushes McKay as he begins a quiet laugh and continues down the corridor. McKay looks perplexed as the camera pans to Brittany Keller in the control room.)
Brittany Keller
“Welcome to another electrifying edition of SuperStar Sunday. With Momentum right around the corner, it will be interesting to see what Da Man has to say about his championship match with Stare and his relationship with the man he could face if he beats Stare, Nation. Not only will we hear from Da Man but we also have Darth Peccatus’ man on the street as he is live outside the Chinese Mann Theater in California awaiting the opening of “Star Wars: Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith.” But let’s take you to John McKay who is live with The Blood Pack.”
John McKay
“I’m here outside Deacons locker room right now, with the Blood Pack, and the big question is where is Deacon?”
Simz
“The toile…”
(Aladdin interrupts and gives quickly hushes Simz)
Aladdin
“Easy with the interrogation McKay. No need to worry about Deacon. He’s just getting ready for his match tonight with NIN and he’ll just prove once again why the BloodPack runs this show.”
(McKay snickers at Aladdin’s comment. Aladdin then grabs him by his collar and presses him up against the wall)
Aladdin
“Something funny McKay? Or should we make an example out of you next?”
(A voice is heard from behind Aladdin as Simz eyes open wide. Simz points for Aladdin to look behind him. Aladdin gazes into the eyes of Da Man)
Da Man
“Correct me if I’m wrong but did somebody say next?”
Simz
“Not me, Aladdin said nex…”
(Aladdin stares at Simz again with displeasure and slowly let’s go of McKay.)
Aladdin
“I don’t have a problem with you. I was just chatting with my good buddy McKay.”
(Aladdin places his arm around McKay who shoves it off)
Da Man
“Well for now I need McKay so you two can scram.”
(Aladdin puts his hands up to say ok but as Da Man turns around he flips him off. Simz laughs but hides his grin quickly as Da Man whips his head back at the two members of the Blood Pack. )
Da Man
“Or does the BloodPack want to be next?”
Simz
“No, no, no we wouldn’t want that.”
(Aladdin places his hand over Simz mouth as he pushes him into their locker room)
The camera then pans back to Da Man and McKay.
Da Man
“I’m ready”
(McKay follows Da Man into his locker room for their interview.)
We then are sent out to California, in front of Mann’s Chinese Theater, with Darth Peccatus. Darth is standing with a group of people eagerly awaiting the opening of “Star Wars Revenge of the Sith.”
Darth
“I’m standing outside Mann’s Chinese Theater awaiting the debut of Star Wars. As you can see behind me I’m not the only one. Let’s get some reactions.”
(Darth walks up to a man dressed in a Darth Vader costume next to him is a storm trooper)
Darth
“Well look who it is Lord Vader himself! Ok Vader, the question everyone has on their minds…boxers or briefs?”
Man dressed as Vader
Coo Caaa…..Coo Caaa
Darth
(looks at camera and then back to man)
“Commando? The chafing must be awful.”
(Then there is commotion from behind as two fans engage in a mock battle. Applause then breaks out as the two fans finish their scene.)
Darth
“Only in America.”
(Darth then jumps as a furry hand grabs his shoulder. )
Man dressed as Wookie
“UUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR”
Darth
Hey now! Trent Acid is that you?
WookieWookie
“Urrrggggallll”
(Standing next to the wookie is a Gamorrean Pig Guard from Return of the Jedi and a man dressed as Darth Maul)
Darth
“Look everyone its Mastadon and Soul Reaper! What brings you guys out here”
Darth Maul
“Pestilent little puke. You’re no Jedi.”
Darth
“And you’re not a dork.”
Darth Maul
“Will you then challenge me in the square.”
(Darth looks as Maul motions his hand to the crowd. The crowd erupts as Darth pulls out his fake light saber. Maul then takes his and the men take their positions. Maul attacks first as Darth blocks the attack and follows with overhead swing. Maul blocks the attack and somersaults out of the way. Darth chuckles but leaps as Maul’s saber slashes past his head. Darth tries to counter but his saber snaps as it hits Maul’s. Darth watches as the batteries plop to the ground and also notices Maul’s saber which looks like it is made out of handcrafted wood and steel.)
Darth
“Alright pal, nice work”
Maul
“Quit so soon?”
(Maul attacks again as Darth jumps out of the way)
Darth
Ok, ok. I have a show to do.
Maul
HA! Jedi coward….We’re not finished.
(Darth rolls his eyes as Maul strikes his saber hard on Darth’s arm. Maul pumps his fists in the air as Darth grabs his sore arm.)
Darth
What the... That’s no toy.
(Maul charges again but Darth ducks and delivers his “Carbo Freezer,” a swift kick to the back of Mauls head sending Maul flying to the ground. The crowd erupts as a “Whose your daddy” chant begins. The man stands up perplexed and runs through the crowd holding his head. A fan comes up to Darth and hands him a Darth Vader mask. Darth looks at it, then at the crowd and puts it on.)
Darth
“Sweet!” I mean…Cooo Caaa…Cooo Caaa.
(Darth stares at the camera as he continues to coo caaa. He then lifts his hand towards the camera and performs the Jedi choke on the camera man. The camera shakes and then falls. There is another coo caa and then Darth’s voice. All that can be seen is Darth’s shoes.)
Darth (to camera man)
Ok Rick, you can get up now…….Rick? Shit.
(Darth’s shoes then run as there is a giggle heard from Rick the camera man)
