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Post by Reaper on Mar 1, 2005 17:48:19 GMT 1
The shot immediately cuts to the P2PW's latest signing, Crazy Ralph, arriving at the arena. He takes a look around, smiling to himself. As soon as he steps through the door, an P2PW official approaches him.P2PW Official - "Ralph, all participants for Superstar Sunday are supposed to be here one hour before the show begins. It said so in the letter we sent you. That means you're one hour late! That also means you're off the show!" Crazy Ralph - "Whoa! Late? The letter I got said I wasn't in action tonight, but I was to be here at 9 PM. And, after consulting my watch, he tells me it's 9 PM." P2PW Official - "Do you have the letter with you?" Crazy Ralph - "I sure do kiddo..." Ralph swings his bag off of his shoulder, before opening it up and checking inside. After rummaging inside of it for a few seconds, he removes a piece of paper from it and hands it to the officialP2PW Official - "Hmm. It seems I...uh...we made a mistake. Um, if you'd like to go get ready and please, accept my...our...apologies." The official scurries off red faced as Ralph starts to walk on. He suddenly stops and spins around, shouting in the direction of the officialCrazy Ralph - "Hey. who am I facing?" The official is well out of ear shot. Crazy Ralph turns around again, but stops in his tracks. The camera slowly pans over the left, as Wolverine steps into the picture. He gets right in the face of Ralph.Wolverine - "That would be me." Wolverine stares at Ralph for a few seconds longer, before walking out of shot. Ralph grins cockily, before also exiting out of shot in the opposite direction from his opponent. We then hear Aladdin's voice as the camera pans over to pick them up, hiding behind some boxes to the left of the screen.Aladdin - "Dammit. It never worked. The official wasn't supposed to ask Ralph if he had the letter." Vegeta then stands up from behind the boxes.Vegeta - "It's ok. We almost outsmarted the system. By switching Ralphs letter, we nearly ensured that Superstar Sunday remained The Bloodpack's show. How dare they exclude us." Deacon then stands up from behind the boxes.Deacon - "It's cool ya'll. We'll just make an impact tonight in an other way!" Suddenly, someone shouts "Chuuuuuuuch" from behind the boxes. All three members of The Bloodpack look down and shake their heads, before walking off. SIMZ springs to his feet from behind the boxes and chases after themSIMZ - "Hey, wait up guys!" The shot then fades to black............................. Tonights Show
News Round Up
Done In 60 Seconds With Cactus
Breif Blitz and TNT Round-Ups
A look ahead to Sole Survivor
Wolverine vs. Crazy Ralph
Plus more! ............................ Only the partcipants may promo in this thread. There will be no Extra Promo Thread as there really is no need for one.
If you are not a participant in the match, you may only post your match vote. Any questions should be taken to the Superstar Sunday thread in the P2PW Discussion forum.
The ratings will work the same way TNT and Blitz work, just as the first SS show did.
This will be locked on Saturday at 5PM GMT
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Post by ChadClassic on Mar 1, 2005 18:01:23 GMT 1
Wolverine is my pick...
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Post by shinnstheory on Mar 1, 2005 18:10:25 GMT 1
Wolverine
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Post by Aladdin on Mar 1, 2005 18:46:23 GMT 1
Wolverine
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Post by Scream on Mar 1, 2005 19:28:08 GMT 1
Wolverine
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Post by stocko on Mar 1, 2005 21:31:01 GMT 1
wolverine
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Post by Simz on Mar 1, 2005 21:37:50 GMT 1
I love "Crazy Ralph's" Character
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Mar 1, 2005 23:25:22 GMT 1
Wolverine
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Cole Slocum
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"...the only constant is pain... for me, delivering pain is as easy as gettin' up in the morning...
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Post by Cole Slocum on Mar 2, 2005 3:40:58 GMT 1
crazy ralph
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Post by Stare on Mar 2, 2005 4:19:20 GMT 1
Wolverine
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Post by Darth Peccatus on Mar 2, 2005 9:34:59 GMT 1
The fruitcake guy. I'm in a n00b-helping mood today.
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Post by spaz on Mar 2, 2005 10:46:50 GMT 1
Crazy Ralph.  |
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Post by Nation on Mar 2, 2005 11:49:59 GMT 1
i'm gonna give the new guy the nod.
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Post by Drow on Mar 2, 2005 13:35:22 GMT 1
Wolverine
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Post by Cactus on Mar 2, 2005 13:59:53 GMT 1
ralph it is
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Post by brockandsable on Mar 2, 2005 16:24:50 GMT 1
Wolverine
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Post by "Black Label" Sean Patterson on Mar 2, 2005 16:58:02 GMT 1
*Gives the nod to the new guy*
Ralph.
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Post by Reaper on Mar 2, 2005 18:13:19 GMT 1
Trying to keep it even, so I'll go for Ralph.
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Post by LK on Mar 2, 2005 22:29:52 GMT 1
Wolverine for my vote, obviously.
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Wolverine Promo
"Fight" plays in the background as James Macintyre, Wolverine's manager, is shown with Wolverine backstage talking to a P2PW "executive". The "executive" nods his head and heads for the parking lot. Wolverine and James then start walking towards the locker room.
Wolverine and James open the locker room door, and walk inside, there, they see e2 talking with Chilly Willy.
James: Hey! You guys!
E2 and Chilly Willy look over
James: Get out of here! We got permission to have this locker for ourselves. Now leave!
Chilly Willy and e2 get up and walk towards the door. Just before they reach the door, Chilly Willy opens his mouth.
Chilly Willy: I wonder why?
e2: I think I know!
They both laugh and leave the room.
James: Okay. Wolvie, your facing Crazyralph tonight, I just told the...
James puts his two fingers up.
James: "Executive" to go do something to insure you victory tonight. Is that okay?
Wolverine: .............................yes....................that's fine....
James: Okay, good. Now, Crazyralph's a bit crazy, but your Wolverine, you can take care of him easily, right?
Wolverine: ...........yeah..........for sure.........
Jame: Okay, if you start, well, getting beat up, signal me and I'll destract the ref, then you grab a chair and nail him in the head with it. Okay?
Wolverine's eyes then turn green.
Wolverine: Why?.........
James: What, what?
Wolverine: W-H-Y?
James: Ummmm... Don't you want to win your match?
Wolverine: I meant, why do I have to hit him with the chair? You know James, I can win matches without using a foriegn object. You see, some people think, Oh no! He's gonna grab a freaking chair because he's huge! Well, just because I'm huge, doesn't mean I'm gonna grab a chair. Do you see Yao Ming grabing a chair everytime he starts to lose a game?
James: Well...
Wolverine: No, you don't. Stop judging the books by the covers okay?
James: Oooookay....
Wolverine: Now, what we should do is you stay back here, and I go to the squared circle by myself and beat him far and square.
James: Ummmm... I-I don't think that's a good idea.
Wolverine's eyes turn blood red.
Wolverine: WHAT!?
Wolverine grabs James' collar and lifts him off his feet.
James: Well I, well, don't, ummm....
Just then the "executive" barges in the door.
"Executive": Guys, guys, I missed him.
James: What?
"Executive": Yeah, I was heading for him and he jumped out of the way.
James: NO! You dumbass! God dammit!
"Executive": Wolverine, James, I'm sorry.
James: Well..... Sorry doesn't cut it! Wolvie, take care of him.
Then Wolverine puts down James and walks over to the "executive". The screen then goes black, then all you here is screaming and smashing.
James: It's time for your match, lets go. (he says while the screen is black)
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Post by Hercules on Mar 2, 2005 23:58:34 GMT 1
Wolverine
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Post by diddlysquat on Mar 3, 2005 4:35:08 GMT 1
Crazy Ralph
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Post by crazyralph on Mar 5, 2005 5:46:31 GMT 1
Crazy Ralph promo
thank you to all who voted for me. For if I win this match you will all get a free cat. as for Wolverine......give him the pickle.
May the better man win. Back in the paded room days there was a man we called egore during our break he would try to wrestle me. My pet squirrel ralph who I named after me would try to tell me I can beat him I can beat. Finally one day he pushed me to far and I got the upper hand with my sloppyplex. 1...2.......3. outta there!!!!
And guess what Ralph the squirrel is talking to me now and I am fired up, ready to go and rolling.
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Post by Reaper on Mar 5, 2005 5:56:39 GMT 1
Promos and votes only please.
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