SuperStar Sunday Results

[Cactus]

I’m not okay ( I promise ) by My Chemical Romance blares out of the speakers as the Pyro explodes as the first Superstar Sunday since the draft gets under way.

John McKay “Welcome to the first Superstar Sunday since the spilt, I am here representing TNT, the spoilt bitch next to me is here representing Blitz, Britanny Keller!”

The crowd boo’s heavily as Britanny stands, pulls of her top to reveal a Blitz tank top, she stands on the announce table as the crowd goes wild. She looks down at John McKay and kicks his full water glass over and soaks him from head to foot. Again the fans roar and start up a “Britanny, Britanny” chant.

As she gets down of the table she puts her headset back and begins to talk.


Britanny Keller “I have been wanting to that since day one of joining this company, now we are on separate brands I can do what I want so don’t fuck with me McKay or I will make your professional life like your personal one, very lonely.”

John McKay “While I get cleaned up lets go to the Blitz Done in 60 seconds starring the new Blitz heavyweight champion, SoundScream.”

The Zeroin flickers to life as John McKay begins mopping at his face with paper towels.

DONE IN 60 SECONDS - With SoundScream

1 - What are your general feelings about becoming the new P2PW World Champion?

My feelings? It feels damn good. Everyone has a dream of one day becoming World Champion. I have worked my tail off and in the last 3 months have been International Champ and now the World Champ. Now things are different. I have a huge target on my back. The whole Blitz roster wants a piece of me and I say come and get it. Some say I'm just lucky. Hell they can say whatever they want. The fact of the matter is right now, today I am the best in the business.

2 - If you could name three deserving people to face you for your championship, who would they be? This includes the entire P2PW Roster.

Three deserving people huh in all of P2PW? Well figuring NIN has a shot in the future I guess he's deserving. You know I never step down from a challenge so I could give a rat’s ass who might be deserving.

3 - What was your initial reaction when Chilly Willy beat Soul Reaper for the International Title, in what could be called the biggest upset of the decade?

My initial reaction? I laughed my ass off. Don't get me wrong the Canadian Icon has some fight in him but I now full well what Reaper is capable of. Now, would things have come out differently if I didn't happen to lay Reaper out? Maybe. But it doesn't change the fact that Reaper lost to Willy Wonka.

4 - You've reached one major goal in this business. Have you set any others?

I have reached my ultimate goal here and now priorities have changed. You see if I lose this belt tomorrow it doesn't change the fact that I beat 10 of the best to become the World Champ. But I do have another goal. You see I have a checklist. And my checklist has a bunch of names on it. But right now I'm focused on one of those names. Cactus. You see Cactus has a bone to pick with me. Do I blame him? Not at all. You see I took his international title away from him and then I took his chance of becoming World Champ. You'd almost say I have his number. But it's far from over between us. And at Genesis the onslaught continues.

5 - Please share any comments you may have regarding the late Eddie Guerrero.

While I never knew Eddie he was one hell of a wrestler. It's a shame.

Word Association:

Stare: cocky genius
The Chopping Block: Rip Off
Soul Reaper: a monster, an asshole, but still a monster
Chilly Willy: Canadian icon?
Genesis: opportunity
_the j-man: a black man
Blitz! Breakdown Match: Historical
Cactus: tough S.O.B
Tuesday Night Turmoil: (smirks) you never know do you Shinn's. You just never know.

As the camera’s focus back on the arena we see a carpet, a chair, and a microphone has been laid out in the ring.

Of Wolf and Man hits as Cactus bursts through the curtain, the crowd boo’s him. He stops halfway down the ramp and motions back towards the curtain. Above the ring a sign is slowly lowered from the ceiling.

The crowd become incensed at this and begin throwing things at the sign as Cactus climbs into the ring.

Cactus “Hey, hey stop that, I am here to address something, now that SoundScream lucked out and will be the champ till the next PPV I have decided that the Jack off will be a regular thing on Superstar Sunday. I have this week and this week alone to impress the 2 owners and Mary Lindsay.

So without further ado let me introduce my first guest!”

Of wolf and man hits the speakers again as the crowd look on in confusion.

"You see there is no one I really want to talk to, expect me. Scream I came out here tonight with the sole intention of telling the world one thing. Keep that title warm for me because come Genesis, our rubber match I will take your belt and if you are lucky will be able to walk away, if you are lucky. Scream I don’t like you and I don’t respect you, but I do respect what you currently wear around your waist so treasure it while you can.”

Get back hits the speakers as the fans mark out, Cactus drops the microphone and starts scanning the audience in front of him, as he is looking around a fan in the front row lowers his hood and jumps the rail.

The fans go crazy, as the fan is actually SoundScream who climbs into the ring and blindsides Cactus and hits a sound off to Cactus who’s face plants onto the chair in the ring.

SoundScream makes his way up the ramp as EMT’s make their way down the ramp to see to the unmoving Cactus.

Britanny Keller “Well I guess we know how SoundScream feels about Cactus and the thought of losing his belt.”

John McKay “Screw that, they are just a couple of second string players, let’s see what the major league has to offer in the second edition of done in 60 seconds with Gormy, a TNT treasure and the Rage champion”

[Cactus]

Once again the Zeroin flickers to life as we see Gormy sitting down in front of a camera.

DONE IN 60 SECONDS - With Gormy

1 - How do you feel about the Rage Championship Tournament? Do you feel you've got some real competition?

It's a good idea. I like it. It sorts out the men from the boys. It's only a certain type of man that will take my belt from me.

2 - We've seen a "new Gormy". Why the change?

Because I am sick and tired of people walking all over me. I have had real problems in my time here, including being kidnapped. But during all the problems I faced, I have always forgave them and moved on. Well no more, I am pissed off. Now its time for everyone else to take notice when I speak, rather than just ignore me or brush me aside.

3 - If you had to pick, who would you like the winner of the Rage Championship Tournament to be, and why? Also, who do you predict will win this tournament?

Well it would be a little unfair for me to predict a winner. However, I dont really want to face Rocky, it could make things a little awkward if I beat him, which I do intend to do...beat the winner.

I would like to see Aladdin or Firefly to win I think.

4 - How do you feel about Anthony McKenna becoming an authority figure on TNT?

Hmm, I knew you would ask me that. Well, I can live with it for a while I suppose. We have good and bad blood between us as you know, but I shall say this. Watch your back Anthony, just be very very careful....

5 - If you could pick any three superstar throughout the entire P2PW to face, who would they be?

Oooh, what a difficult question. Rocky, eventually and would love to show SoundScream and Shinns exactly what I'm made of.

Word Association (state the first thing that comes to mind when I name the following:)

Rocky - Truthful
TNT's Plethora - Ha!
The BWO - History
Shinn's Theory - Misguided
"The Tiger" Aladdin - Pussy
P2PW's New Heavyweight Title - MINE
Anthony McKenna - love/hate
Red Ninja - Missed
Firefly - Pushover
Blitz! - Good fun

The Zeroin fades as we are treated to a shot of the crowd, there are numerous signs in the crowd saying things like “happy holidays” “12 daze of Christmas” and one young man holding a sign that’s says “Cactus can Jack me off anytime”

John McKay “See, that’s how a professional conducts an interview, with grace and dignity”

Brittany Keller does a “bollocks” cough and looks up innocently into the camera with a small smile playing on her lips.

Britanny Keller “Tonight we are debuting a new announcer, this is a young lady who was recently signed to Blitz, and her first assignment is to interview the general manager of Blitz, Stare. So Melissa April take it away, and make Blitz proud.”

STARE INTERVEIW

The Zeroin once again comes to life. We see Stare sitting in a chair. There is an empty chair across from him as he quickly motions for the camera to pan to just him

Stare “Sorry Brittany, but it seems that Melissa April will no longer be interviewing me, or anyone else for that matter. Being that she was training for Biltz!, I went ahead and fired her when she said her first question was going to be, "So, how did it feel to lose to Nation?".

Stare sits back and places his hands behind his head, cradling it, as he looks at the camera

Stare “So, I guess I'll just take this time to get some things off my chest, that is until my own personal interviewer gets out of the john, no pun intended, McKay. First of all, there are a couple of things I don't understand. I don't understand why everyone is making such a big deal about Aladdin over on TNT! I mean, first of all, he's not on Blitz!, so he can't be "that" good. Secondly, the guy was part of the shortest title reign in P2PW history when he and Vegeta won the Tag Titles. It just doesn’t make sense why people suddenly see potential in this guy, at least, I don't see it. Also, what is the deal with Gormy and Rocky? They suddenly tag up out of nowhere. I think there's a couple of TNT Superstars who are playing "Hide The Pickle" in their off time! That's a pretty gross thought, though I can see why Gormy is doing it, I mean, having sex with Rocky & his voices would probably be the equivalent to being gangbanged, and we all know that Gormy has had plenty of those!”

Stare laughs as a figure walks across the screen. He sits down in the chair

Stare “Ahh, my interviewer.”

The camera pans over to see Barry Bryant.

Barry Bryant “Alright, Stare, I'm not going to take it easy on you. I've got the tough questions that the fans want answers to. Are you ready?”

Stare nods as Barry continues

Barry Bryant “Alright, there are many people out there that think the War in Iraq is unjust, with that said, do you think TNT is better than Blitz?”

Stare “Oooh, toughie! Man, I'm going to have to think about that one! Is the war unjust? Hmmmm, I'm split right down the middle, Barry, but I'll tell you one thing, Blitz is definitely better than TNT!”

Barry Bryant “And why is that?”

Stare “Well, for starters, Shinn's Theory is a waste of space. That guy couldn't run a successful show if Jerry Seinfeld was his main character. I mean, does he really know what he's doing? He's already let Rocky walk right into the final four of the Rage Title Tournament. Yeah! Shinn's Theory definitely has control over on the "B Show"! Secondly, they don't have an "Idea Man!" to supply such great ideas, like a Blitz! Breakdown match.”

Barry Bryant "How true, Stare. I couldn't have said that better myself. But you know what? Blitz! is also better in my opinion because it has a General Manager like Stare, instead of a can't-cut-it-in-the-ring hack like Anthony McKenna!"

Stare “Actually it's Da Main Event.”

Barry Bryant “Well, then he changed it to Da Man.”

Stare “Well, then he made it Anthony McKenna . . . “

Both men look at each other for a moment as Barry looks up

Barry Bryant “I believe we can expect him to change it to A Diddy next, or just have a symbol.”

Stare “Well, we all know the reason he keeps changing his name is because he keeps losing to me, and he's hoping people won't notice as much if his name is different.”

Barry Bryant “Indeed. So, Stare, on Blitz!, we saw a snippet of a recent interview you cut that will soon be posted on the Blitz! site. What can we expect?”

Stare “Well, what you heard was just the beginning. I think the fans need to understand that the interview is a "shoot" interview, and the real fans know what that means. The whole reason we're going to post it is because I did get a bit out-of-hand and controversial, plus I gave a lot of the inside dirt on the P2PW. People really bought into that, and I believe they said it was their highest rated show.”

Barry Bryant “I'm sure the fans are looking forward to that, and judging by the preview, I don't think Shinn's Theory will be looking forward to it. But, moving on, and this will be the last question. How do you keep your body looking so fit?”

Stare “Well, Barry, I'm sure a lot of the kids are wondering how I do that, and I hope they're listening. It's a combination of having sex with a lot of dirty women for exercise, sticking my finger down my throat after every meal, and also, I have Aids, and that helps me keep the weight down.”

Barry Bryant “Well, write that workout down kids, and don't stop doing those 2 easy steps, and a third to come later, until you look as great as this man! Back to you Brandi and Jack!”

The Zeroin fades to black again and we see a shot of the announce table, Britanny Keller looks shocked that Barry got her name wrong, John McKay says nothing but keeps looking over at Britanny and trying to look down her tank top.

Britanny Keller “Now is the part of the show that we usually have a superstar do a rewind, however as the shows are now split myself and, heh Jack will give you a quick rundown of our respective shows.

The first match under review is the returning SteveTKO vs newcomer The Fizz, lets take a look at the highlights”

He pulls The Fizz up and nails a high release german suplex on her. The Fizz lands on her front as she has spun 180 degrees in the air. Steve sits it the corner and begins to mock The Fizz as he blows kisses at her. He places his hands on the top rope and pulls himself up to a vertical base, the squats down in the starting position for a spear. He motions for The Fizz to get up and as she shakily gets to her feet Steve charges, She moves but Steve’s momentum takes him way past and he spears the referee.

With the ref out Steve starts to play with the smaller women and he picks her up by the hair and starts shouting in her face.

The crowd start to boo again and Steve sticks his arms out and does a slow turn in the ring inviting the crowd to boo him. Halfway round The Fizz low blows him, as Steve drops to his knees with a surprised look on his face The Fizz runs at the ropes and comes off with a dropkick to the back of Steve’s head.

With the bigger man down and the crowd behind her The Fizz grabs Steve by the ankles and drags him to the center off the ring. She locks in the crippler crossface as the ref starts to come too.

Steve begins to move towards the ropes but before he can get there the ref calls for the bell. The crowd fall silent while the ref talks to the ring announcer. The ref then walks back to the center of the ring and raises The Fizz’s arm in victory.


Britanny Keller Keller “The newcomer beats, albeit by DQ a returning P2PW Alumni in SteveTKO.

As you all know by now we also started off the new look Blitz with a 10 man over the top rope battle royal. The first 8 superstars were eliminated in the following order, Starcrunch, Trent Acid, Chilly Willy, Ecos, Cactus, Vegeta, Spackle and Soul Reaper.

No lets take a look at the controversial ending to this match.”

SoundScream holds his arms up as _the j-man holds on to the top rope yet again, and pulls himself back in. SoundScream sees him and approaches _the j-man as he gets up. He barrels towards _the j-man, but _the j-man nails a drop-toehold, sending SoundScream's throat across the top rope. _the j-man grabs SoundScream’s legs and holds them up and he turns around and puts them over his shoulder, and brings him back in with an Alabama Slam. _the j-man signals that it's the end as he picks SoundScream up and puts him into position for the Last Toke. He nails his version of the psycho driver as SoundScream lays motionless on the mat. _the j-man picks SoundScream up and pushes him to the ropes.

He lifts SoundScream up and begins to throw him over as Cactus is shown leaving the table he fell through and sliding into the ring with the belt. He is shown rooting _the j-man on, and then he finally darts in at _the j-man and nails him in the back of the head with the title belt. He grabs _the j-man and throws him out as _the j-man hits the ground. "Get Back" immediately hits as the fans begin cheering.


Britanny Keller “_The J-man feel aggrieved on how he lost, but the referee’s decision is final and SoundScream was crowned the new champion.

That’s all for the Blitz rewind this week so I will now hand you over to TNT’s own Mr personality Jack McCoy”

John McKay “Enough Britanny, when Barry done it, it was funny, you are just pathetic sometimes”

Britanny fakes to get up as John flinches away, the whole arena laughs at this and John goes a deep shade of red.

“Right as my esteemed colleague has finished mocking me I shall now give a run down on the first TNT since the brands split.

We had the full show dedicated to the Rage title tournament, here is quick recap of all the matches:”

The crowd let out a mighty roar and Wolverine thinks that the crowd are behind him, but we see a returning Firefly sprinting down the ramp and sliding headfirst into the ring as Tyler begins to get to his feet.

Firefly salutes the crowd then spins round and grabs Tyler and performs his finisher, a flipping stunner he calls The Purple Haze. The crowd mark out as Firefly rolls out of the ring and starts to back up the ramp.

Wolverine turns round and is amazed to see a crimson masked Tyler out in the centre of the ring, he pushes his own manager to the floor and spins the ref. around. Wolverine roughly hooks both legs as the ref. counts the 1 .......2........ 3.

“Wolverine advances due to the help of another returning P2PW Alumni FireFly”

Aladdin then raises The Executioner up, before hitting his finisher, The Predation. Again making the cover, the referee begins the count, but Aladdin raises The Executioners head after the two. Aladdin shakes his head and smiles. The referee questions what he's doing, but Aladdin gently brushes him aside. Nodding to the crowd, Aladdin grabs the legs of The Executioner and locks in the Caged Animal. Within seconds, The Executioner is tapping out. The referee sounds for the bell, but trying to get some revenge for the low blow received earlier, Aladdin holds the submission move in for a while longer. Eventually satisfied, Aladdin releases his hold. Aladdin raises his hands in victory as the crowd cheer ecstatically.

“Aladdin advances with a victory over The Executioner”

Ninja places Cole just next to the turnbuckle and then goes to climb to the top rope. Cole manages to get up before Ninja reaches the top and runs up to the top himself but Ninja just pushes him back. Cole then runs back to the top rope and the two of them ensue to brawl at the top. Ninja manages to get the advantage and bashes Cole’s head into the turnbuckle. Ninja then places Cole in between his legs and lifts him up into a cradle piledriver position. Ninja jumps off the turnbuckle and hits his The Red Bread Winner finisher. Ninja cover Cole…1…2….3!

“Red Ninja advances with a victory over Cole Slocom, and the final match placed Simz against Amie, lets take a look at what happened here”

Whilst he was making his way to the ring, co-owner Shinns Theory also made his way down and proceeded to tell Simz that Aime left the company earlier that day so in effect Simz received a bye till the next round.

“Simz Advances with a bye due to Amie acting like a whiny bitch”

John McKay “That’s all from the TNT rewind this week see you all next week”

[Cactus]

Before I forget hits the speakers as the commissioner of TNT, Anthony McKenna makes his way to the ringside. He motions for a microphone as the music cuts.

Anthony McKenna “As the match tonight is another rage title tournament match I am here to make sure that its all fair and legal. So if any superstar from either show wants to get involved, they will have to get past me first!”

More human than human hits the speakers and FireFly emerges to a mixed reaction, most of the fans are cheering for him but he does not look too happy about it. As he reaches the bottom of the ramp, Anthony reaches out to shake his hand and wish him luck, but FireFly brushes past him and rolls into the ring and starts to stretch out. Wake up hits the speakers as Stevo comes out to chorus of boo’s. Again he does not seem bothered by the crowd’s reaction but makes his way to the ring keeping his eyes locked on his opponent. Anthony again reaches out his hand, this time Stevo gives it a brief shake before he gets in the ring. The ref call’s for the bell and we are underway.

SECOND ROUND - MATCH 3

FireFly vs Stevo316

The two men begin to circle each other, FireFly is looking to grapple but Stevo keeps him at bay by throwing out occasional jabs. Suddenly FireFly fakes left, then shoots in right and takes Stevo down with a classic double leg. He mounts Stevo and starts wailing on him, he gets off and as Stevo makes it to his knee’s FireFly comes off the ropes with a shining wizard kick. He hooks both of Stevo’s legs and gets a close 2 count for the fist pin of the match.

FireFly gets Stevo to his feet and as Stevo is bent double FireFly again comes off the ropes and goes for a jumping neck breaker. Stevo moves at the last second and FireFly crashes onto the mat knocking the wind out of himself. Seeing the window of opportunity open Stevo begins dropping quick elbows to the back of FireFly doing more damage to his back.

He aids FireFly to his feet, and then picks him up in a sidewalk slam, he keeps hold of his leg for a close 2 count. As FireFly tries to get up Stevo locks his hands around his waist and tries for a german suplex. Firefly locks his legs behind Stevo’s and then fights free with a couple of elbows to his face. As Stevo loosens his grip Firefly rolls through into a rolling boston crab. Stevo starts trying to crawl to the ropes and the ref is in his face all the way asking him if he would like to submit. Stevo is shaking his head no, and then in a sudden rush op adrenaline he flips FireFly over in an amazing show of leg strength.

FireFly rolls through and as Stevo tries to get to his feet FireFly chop blocks him, forcing him down onto the mat again, FireFly goes for a cover but Stevo places a boot on the bottom rope, FireFly spins him around and again goes for the cover but this time Stevo reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. FireFly spins him again and goes for another cover but again Stevo places his foot on the bottom rope. The crowd are laughing at this and it seems to annoy FireFly. He picks Stevo up but quickly drops him again with a European uppercut.

Stevo hits the floor in a daze as FireFly climbs to the top rope, he begins to flip of the crowd for laughing at him, he dives off and hits his finisher The Fantastic 450, the ref slides in and makes the three count.

Winner FireFly ( 3.16 ( heh ) promo points and 1.0 votes ) = 4.16
Stevo (2.66 promo points and 0.2 votes) = 2.86


Credits: Cactus, SoundScream, Gormy, Stare, and a big thanks to Shinns for getting the preview up.

Staff Ratings:

Shinn's Theory's Ratings

Firefly - 3.0 (Definitely could have been longer. To win this tourney, you'll have to really turn it up quite a bit.
Stevo316 - 3.0 (Same advice I gave to Firefly. It's good to see that you are consistent. Win or lose, I hope you remain consistent

Stare's Ratings

Firefly --- 2.5 (Good dialogue. Again, not enough length to really drive a point home, but the mood you set with what little you did say was very well done)
Stevo --- 2.0 (I felt Firefly's was just a little better. Considering that Firefly didn't really put anywhere near his all in this match-up, and did a one paragraph promo, you had a great chance to capitalize. You really need to read some of the promo by people like Shinns, Rocky, Soul Reaper, SoundScream, Cactus, SoL, Gormy, NIN, _the j-man, Spackle, and others that I don’t have enough time to mention, not to copy what they do, but see the layout they use and how they set a tone with their promos. You get the overall theme, but as far as the mechanics, like using description to convey the feeling you're trying to set, and to take your time in saying what you want to instead of having no build-up, that is stuff you need to work on. Just some advice)


Rocky's Ratings

Firefly - 4.0 (This is the type of promo you need to write if you don't like writing 10,000 words. It was short in length, but delivered in impact. It covered so many areas and flowed together very well. Nice one.)
Stevo - 3.0 (This ended just as you were building some momentum. Firefly got the length perfect, but this had to go on a lot longer. Decent promo, but not enough.)

[Cactus]

Sorry for the wait guys but I hope you enjoyed the show

[Aladdin]

It was like two days, that's only a small wait.

Anyway, great show Mr. Cacti.

I got a lot of stick.

[Cactus]

I did not write that part, see scream and grompy for that

[Aladdin]

I know.

*Shakes fist at Gormy &Scream*

[_the j-man]

Good show. I like the Done in 60 Seconds stuff, and Stare's "I'm Going to Shoot on You" promo, I'm hoping it's a good shoot, because I've seen some classic shoots in e-feds. But there wasn't enough black people on the show. Remember that, and you know why?! [insert cool catchphrase here] ;D

[Cactus]

tell you what then J I will pm you the questions fo rhe next done in 60 seconds so we can get a black mans point of veiw

[_the j-man]

Sweet

[Scream]

IC: Cactus, nice job filling my shoes while I have been busy. To bad you'll never fill my shoes as champ.


OC: Dude [glow=red,2,300]"one young man holding a sign that’s says “Cactus can Jack me off anytime[/glow]”

^ F'ing hilarious

[soulreaper]

Soul Reaper's streak starts anew... I've been on 1 Superstar Sunday in person. And that was awhile back in a done in 60 seconds thing. Sunday's fear the Reaper... on the other hand, as it turns out, Seasons don't fear the Reaper... maybe someday they will.

[shinnstheory]

SuperStar Sunday doesn't fear you. We just keep it for decent talent. Ha!

Actually, we try and keep the dead away from the mag show...

grabs a stick..

Be gone!

[soulreaper]

Who are you to tell me to go anywhere? I don't work for women's champions. Sorry

[Stare]

So . . . you just work for Men's Champions then?

Good show, I loved having 2 Done in 60 seconds, those are always grand

[soulreaper]

No, you moron, I work where the real talent is. And that is on MY show... that I'm letting you borrow for now.

[Stare]

floorstare said:

I loved having 2 Done in 60 seconds, those are always grand

The previous was a passage from Stare's book, talking about this sex life

[Terrell Odom]

Nice show, makes me like this fed even more with these great result writers, and characters.

[Cactus]

soundscream said:

IC: Cactus, nice job filling my shoes while I have been busy. To bad you'll never fill my shoes as champ.


OC: Dude [glow=red,2,300]"one young man holding a sign that’s says “Cactus can Jack me off anytime[/glow]”

^ F'ing hilarious

Yeah I thought lets have some funny signs ones I rejected:

I have a theory about shinns

I want to make Sound Scream

and "stare" at my boobies

[Firefly]

Believe me guys, I hear your crisicisms on my promo lengths and it's not that I'm ignoring them but I'm still wiggling around trying to figure out my new gimmick. Long ass promos have never been my strong suit but I'll try to flesh them out a little more.

I appreciate all the votes! ;D

[stevo316]

Same here, I appreciate what Stare, Rocky and Shinns are advising but I prefer to do shorter promo's with as much impact in them as possible

[Cactus]

advice for both FF and stevo do what your comfortable with trent does not write really wrong promos but the impact he has, well you have seen for yourselves