SuperStar Sunday Results.

[Cactus]

The pyro explodes as the PA pumps out “I’m not okay (I promise)” by My Chemical Romance. The camera does a wide sweep of the audience, we see a sold out arena with fans holding a wide range of signs. It focus’ in some and we see them flash up on the Zeroin. We see “Well done Gormy”, “Deathrow sux” “D-Unit were robbed” and “About time Nation”. The fans cheer or boo each sign as the music fades out and the lights come up.

John McKay“Welcome to the first show since the history breaking WrestleFever2, that’s right folks, thanks to you guys at home WrestleFever2 broke all the previous P2PW PPV buy rates.”

An ear-splitting pop can be heard around the arena and a small P2PW, P2PW chant breaks out in parts.

Brittany Keller“On tonight’s show we have interviews with the co-owner of the P2PW, and current Internet champion Shinns Theory. We also have an interview with one half of Deathrow Cactus, this is for an update concerning E2’s injury."

John McKay“Because of E2’s injury, tonight the Wrestlefever2 rewind will be done by our new tag team champions, Classic-Stones.

An audible groan is heard and John turns towards Brittany

Hey don’t blame me, I don’t write this stuff, its what they call themselves. We also have done in 60 seconds with Aladdin, another man who was victorious over the self-proclaimed leader of the blood pack."

Brittany Keller“But to start the night off with a bang, lets get straight to the action. Tonight the newest member of the P2PW roster Ecos will go one on one with JT Blade, lets go to the ring.”

The camera shot switches to one of the ring and “Born to raise hell” blasts out of the speakers as JT Blade bursts through the curtain, he gets a small pop but acts like it’s the loudest he has ever heard. He makes his way to the ring, slapping hands and posing for photographs. He runs up the steps and jumps over the top rope. He hits the corners and salute’s the fans lukewarm reception.

“Starport” hits the speakers and the lights dim as a spotlight hits the curtains. The crowd give off a small clap nut seem to be withholding their opinion till they see the newest member of the roster in action. The music continues to play but still no Ecos. After a couple of minutes the ring announcer takes up the microphone as “Starport” fades out.

Ring Announcer“ The referee has ruled that Ecos has till the count of 10 before he is counted out and JT Blade is announced the winner.”

The referee starts to count and the crowd join in, he reaches 10 and signals for the bell. JT Blade celebrates like he has just won the Superbowl. He drops to his knees and points skywards, stands up and bangs his chest with his fist and points at the fans.
“Born to raise hell” hits the speakers again as JT drops to the mat and rolls under the bottom rope. All of a sudden “P.C.” by Testament hits and Shinns Theory walks out from behind the curtain.

Shinns Theory “Cut the music, cut the music. The reason I am out here is simple, Ecos will not show up in the ring tonight as he is on his way to a local medical facility. The reason he no-showed is clear, so clear in fact I will show all of you.

This was recorded about five minutes before the show went on the air. It is from a security camera and I will be checking the rest of them. Run the damm tape!

A grainy picture from an overhead camera shows Ecos on his way to the ring. He turns his head to the side, it looks like someone has called out to him, but the is no audio in the tape. As his head is turned he is blindsided and rammed head first into the wall. Ecos slumps to the floor as his assailant runs of from the way he came.

“That’s all the footage we have at the moment but I have security running all tapes at the moment. Now I am here for an interview tonight, but I will also be studying these tapes to find the culprit.”

Shinns drops the mike and makes his way backstage, with JT blade following. The camera switches to the back where Britney Keller is standing by with Co-Owner Shinns Theory.

Britney Keller “Thanks for taking the time to this interview, I know you have a lot of stuff on at the moment with what happened earlier."

Shinns Theory “No problem Brittany, ready when you are”

[glow=red,2,300]Shinns Theory Interveiw[/glow]

Written by Shinns Theory

Brittany Keller“First of all, what are your thoughts on WrestleFever II as a whole?”

Shinns Theory“I think it was off the hook. Every single title changed hands. Well, except for this one...

Shinn's Theory pats the Internet Title.

Every single person on the card impressed me. People have truly opened new doors for themselves. The superstars really stepped up to the plate and hit it out of the park. That was felt all around the world. But, more importantly, the people in the front office witnessed it. The new guys, along with the guys that have been here for a while, really proved themselves at WrestleFever II. That alone will do wonders for their careers."

Brittany Keller“Now, I'd like to dig deeper into the event. Let's turn our focus on your particular match against your business partner, Rocky. What are your thoughts on that?”

Shinns Theory“It was a match that everyone wanted to see. But, more importantly, it was something the two of us have been dying for. I respect the man's ability in the ring. As a person, I think he's tweaked. That match just proved that this "higher-up" is one rung "higher up" than Rocky.”

Brittany Keller “With the stipulations being the winner will be in charge of creating the next card for TNT and the next card for Blitz, what do you intend to do?”

Shinns Theory “Let me just say that titles will be on the line, newer additions to the roster will shine, as well as some of the locker room generals"

Brittany Keller “Can you tell us any matches that will take place?”

Shinns Theory Theory “The ending of the Ultimate Battle Royal gained my attention. I may have something in store for a few of those participants. I also plan on tossing a few non-title matches together. Maybe even a few number one contender's matches.

Shinn's smirks as he looks Keller up and down.

Ya know, I MAY even toss a bra and panties match together. How about Gormy vs. Starcrunch vs. Funamie vs......YOU!

Brittany's jaw drops as Shinn's stands and walks off. The camera pans in on Keller's face as she looks shocked. Theory pops back into the frame.

...and ChadClassic.”

The crowd laughs as Theory walks off. Zeroin fades to black.

[Cactus]

The camera pans back to John McKay who is standing in front of the crowds, a young fan in putting two fingers up behind McKay’s head, he carries on oblivious to what is happening behind him.

John McKay“ Now its time for Done in 60 seconds with this weeks special guest, The Tamil Tiger, Aladdin.”

[glow=red,2,300]Done in 60 seconds[/glow]

Written by Aladdin

Who is Aladdin?

Aladdin is a Tamil Tiger, destined for "Puurrfection". I'm the man in the company who thrives, more than anyone, to be the best. I am the future, and the future looks good.

What’s next now the Bloodpack are a distant memory?

Business as usual. Now that my personal vendetta is over and done with, I look forward to mixing it up with the crème de la crème of P2PW. My goal in P2PW is to hold every title the company has to offer. I've already one tag gold with Vegeta, so that's one down and four to go.

And possibly something with E2.

What can we expect from the Tamil Tiger in the next 12 months?

Expect an impact. Now that I’ve shed the Blood Pack's teachings, you can expect a more respectful person in me. Over the next 12 months I aim on cementing myself as a dominant force in P2PW. You WILL see me climbing the ladder and eventually reaching main event status. With WF2 finished, my goal, just like everyone else in P2PW, is to main event WF3. Another aim of mine is to establish myself as a top player in the world of wrestling. I have recently joined ELITE and aim on moving up the ranks over there as well.

If you had 1 title shot, any belt, which one and why?

Like I said before I wish to have held every belt in this federation. The top 3 would be World, Internet and International because of the current holders. I've expressed interest in having a feud with Nation. I thoroughly respect Shinn's Theory and behind the scenes he has been a great help and inspiration. As for Soul Reaper, and the International title, my first day in P2PW Soul Reaper dis-respected me. At that time I was begging for a match with him. Not a PPV match but a television one, but that never happened. Over time I forgot about it as I had other things going on but now that I'm free I would like to get some pay back. So if I had to choose one it would be the International title.

What is your ultimate goal in the P2PW?

To win every title there is. My dream would be to have a phenomenal year, winning all the belts and then to go into WF3 the number 1 contender and win the belt. Those are my career goals, but every night I want to go out and put on a great show for our fans, as they are the reasons we're here.

Word association

Vegata- Needs to break away from the pack. Potential.
Nation- At the moment, the best there is. Much respect for him.
Da Man Think of a Public Enemy song.
E2- Talented.
MVP-Don - Well rounded, in more ways than one. Kidding. Great person, great talent.
Rocky- Evil or annoying. Pick one.
Soul Reaper- Dominant. Valuable.
Shinns- Inspiration. Respect
Cactus- Next World Champ.
Stare- Much respect, intelligent.
Soundscream - Unique. Future World Champ.
Dollar Bill- Former great friend.

Aladdin gets up and walks out, knocking the camera over in the process, the Zeroin goes black until John McKay appears on there.

He is in front of a medical facility and the words “recorded earlier” are in the top right hand corner.

John McKay“Behind me is a the medical facility in New Jersey that P2PW superstar E2 was taken to after the triple threat tag team match at WrestleFever2. I will be speaking to both his doctor, and his partner Cactus.

First of all I would like to bring in Dr. Adam Youngblood.

Dr. Youngblood, what is the extent of E2’s injury?”

Dr. Youngblood“Basically he has injured his rotator cuff. The rotator cuff is a group of 4 muscles that helps to lift your shoulder up over your head and also rotate it toward and away from your body. Unfortunately, it is also a group of muscles that is frequently injured by tears, tendonitis, impingement, bursitis, and strains. The major muscle that is usually involved is called the supraspinatus muscle.

What he has damaged is called Instability Impingement. Now this occurs in younger patients, typically 15-30 years old. The rotator cuff is irritated because the shoulder is loose in the socket. This often happens in baseball pitchers, swimmers, and other throwing athletes, including professional wrestlers."

John McKay“Now we know about his physical condition let me bring in his tag team partner Cactus to find out about his mental condition.”

Cactus“E2 is recovering well from minor surgery, and he will undergo physiotherapy. He is disappointed about not winning the titles but has said he is glad we did not win them on this occasion, as he would have not been able to defend them.

He said he will update on either TNT or Blitz once he knows which show will be lucky enough to boast Deathrow.

I have said all I have to say now excuse me as I have a friend to visit!”

Cactus turns to walk away, but as he spins he drops a magazine on the floor and the camera zooms in on it and we see the title “Big Booty Babes”.

The Zeroin goes blank and then is replaced by.

Written by ChadClassic

[Cactus]

The scene cuts open to see brand new P2PW Tag Team Champions, ChadClassic & Tyler “The Assassin” Stone, or lately known as The Classic Stones, sitting in the interview area of the P2PW Headquarters. Both men sit there in suits, and carry both their Tag Titles with them. Chad can’t stop smiling as he clutches his belt real tight. Tyler sits there with a still, uncharismatic, look on his face, like Chris Benoit. The Director’s hand can be seen waving around as the clip board comes into scene.

Director: Okay and 5… 4… 3… 2…


Chad"Hello everyone and welcome to the first edition of The Classic Stone’s P2PW Rewind. Every Superstar Sunday, your brand new P2PW Tag Champs, myself and Ty Stone, will sit here at P2PW’s heady and talk shit about what’s going in P2PW these days, mostly the latest Blitz!, TNT’s, and PPV’s. And most recently was our big ass extreme bash of a PPV, P2PW WrestleFever II."

Tyler"It was a huge P2PW PPV indeed, with stellar matches from top to bottom. We had Sean Patterson vs. Gormy for the Rage Title, Soundscream vs. Soul Reaper in a Broken Home Match for the International Title, and in a huge loss to P2PW, one person from the Jessica McDaniel’s/Executioner match was sent packing from P2PW, and that was for real!"

Chad"Calm down there Chris Benoit. You just put the bullshit matches that no one cares about down. Only one match did people really care about, and it was the main event for the P2PW World Title – Stare defending his title belt against my boy Nation in a 60 Minute Iron Match. Shit was so intense it made Bret Hart piss his boxers in excitement. So entertaining, it made AJ Styles think twice before he did another Suicide Dive, 920 Leg Drop, 360 Backflip, or any other stuff he does. And that was all from Nation. Stare on the other hand was his usual un-entertaining, cocky, boring self. I’ve seen camel’s give better kicks them him. Meh, the match didn’t shock me, as the IWC and their stupid asses leaking spoilers left and right. Even with P2PW making everyone believe that Stare was going to win it in the end, what Iron Man match doesn’t end with the face coming out on top; Unless it’s a certain “Homecoming” Show. Gimme a ratin’ Ty."

Tyler"It was good, but I’ve seen better. 9.5. And that is for real!"

Chad"Next match on our hit list is the “Broken Home Match” for the P2PW International Title, pitting defending champion Soundscream against the challenger and former P2PW World Champ Soul Reaper against one another. It was a nice fun brawl, but did Scream’s end really have to come to an end? Couldn’t you continue to fight back for your fans and loyal ass kissers? Randy Orton 2.0 is all I have to say. Rate it!"

Tyler"The Rabid Assassin gives it a 7.5!"

Chad"Next match – Shinns Theory vs. Rocky for the In’net Title in a “Winner gets to book the next two shows” match. My only issue – Why the fuck wasn’t E2 in this match? Personally, I’d whoop any combination of DeathRow’s booty’s. Cactus/E2, Cactus/Funamie, Funamie/E2, E2’s Mom/Cactus’ Dad, Funamie’s face/Cactus’ back hand, we’d whoop ‘em all. Wouldn’t we, Ty?! Ty nod in agreement Now, the match itself was the usual lovely spotfest/car wreck we love. Reminded me of a Raven match… hmmm. Shinns wins, ha! That rhymed. Shinns wins, damn, I crack myself up sometimes. Poor Rocky, P2PW wrestlers/fans just don’t like him enuff to give a shit about his character. Rizzz-ate it."

Tyler"8.5, as I believe this was a giant match…"

Chad"Listen to Ty-Ty, I told you once before, I’m the one that does all the talking and having charisma, you just do the wrestling, and we’ll get along, k? Next match is the No0b vs. No0b Killer Match, pitting former FHT, ELITE, and GWX Champ _the j-man versus Simz. Interesting match, as I was confused to who played the No0b, and No0b Killer, ‘cuz last time I checked both weren’t even here five months, or at least active. J-man wins, and Simz is lost in obscurity with Paul London and Sonjay Dutt. Rate it mang."

Tyler"Fine. I give it a 6.5 for it’s ending, only because everyone and their smart friends knew J-man would win."

Chad"Woooo, what a match up next. LOSER LEAVES P2PW!!! Jessica McDaniel’s vs. Executioner. It was an action packed match that was the Thrilla in the Milla, the end all of end all careers. Ah who am I kidding? The match was shit and Jessica’s gone from P2P2W. No surprise. But the match could’ve gone either way, as I don’t expect Joey B. to get be challenging me and Ty or any other champ for their title at the moment – Not to knock on Joey Bizzle. Congrats Joe, you DON’T get to fade into obscurity with Sonjay Dutt, Simz, and Paul London. In fact, you get to keep your job and try your hardest to get into DeathRow. Rah-rah Rate!"

Tyler"2.5. Bad quality, slow action, and a predictable ending. Second worse match I’ve ever seen."

Chad"Next up, Rage Title. We see Sean “No Show” Patterson vs. “The Only Female Wrestler Worth Giving A Damn” Gormy. Why do I call Sean No Show? Because he’s no-showed many P2PW House Show’s, appearances, and concerts. P2PW Suits are pissed, and we the wrestlers must feel the wrath every show about how there tired of wrestlers not obeying order, laddy-freakin’-da. As I say this, I must say, Sean Patterson, thank you for fucking up the world of P2PW by not giving us a single fucking call to let us know where your at. As for Gormy, she’s good, in more ways than two. I’m glad she won, as she’s the most deserving person on the whole roster, word up. Looks like Patterson will be joining the 3NotGoingLive Krew in obscurity. Rate mah."

Tyler"I loved the match. I give it an 8.5, because it was probably the best match the Rage Title has ever had, and the last match Patterson will ever have"

Chad"Next, we got the Hell In A Cell between SoL and Firefly. Two P2PW Alumni that haven’t worked for the fed in almost a year, and aren’t even booked for any current feuds. Nice match, but if you own WWE King of the Ring 1998 on VHS/Bootleg DVD like myself, you’ve seen this HIAC before."

Tyler"7. Nothing more, nothing less, and both are gone now."

Chad"What a scorcha we got next. Its former patna vs. former patna. The Notorious R-E-D taking on Done-Diddly Squat. Wow, seriously, it reminded me a lot of the Jimmy Rave/John Walters ROH Pure Title Match from Final Battle 2004, especially with the odd ending. Since when was this a Pure Title bout? How come Diddly didn’t just grab the bottom rope when his cheek was practically right next to it, hands free to do what ever. Unexplained mysteries in wrestling – I know. Ninja wins anyways, which didn’t surprise me, as D Squat as been another victim of being D-late."

Tyler"7.5. Nice pace, really good, too bad Squat didn’t give a shit about this match enough."

Chad"Talk about a huge orgy, we have the Ultimate Battle Royal to determine a #1 Contender for ANY P2PW Title. Now I want everyone at home to say it with me – JT Blade is underrated. Now think about what you just said and tell me if you don’t laugh. NIN Horror and Spackle, easily the MVP’s of this. The others are decent, passable, and laughable. I’m glad NIN won this, because I want him to challenge me and Ty-tie Whitey over here, so we can prove just why the fuck we the best P2PW Champs on the block, word up. Rate tit."

Tyler"6. Just don’t care for Battle Royal’s. Doesn’t do it for me, sorry."

Chad"Stairway to Hell. Steve Montez vs. ShaneTKO. Seriously, I pee’d my pants with excitement for this match."

Tyler"Uh brother, its SHANE Montez and STEVETKO, k?"

Chad"Is ya moms name Tyra Danielson?"

Tyler"No, Yvette Stone, why?"

Chad"Then you ain’t my brotha! Man just rate the damn thing."

Tyler"Okay, okay. I give it… wait, I wasn’t paying attention was I? No I wasn’t."

Chad"First Blood. Aladdin vs. Deacon something, something, we’ll just call ‘em that for now. Aladdin is the future of P2PW, and anyone who says otherwise can blow a cow. That dude has style and potential, rushin’, rushin’ ‘round. I give Deacon credit tho – He lasted longer then I expected. Aladdin owns, and E2 should know better before he talks to Akbar like that, Inside Joke by the way."

Tyler"Why don’t we ever have Inside Jokes like that?"

Chad"Because you touch yourself at night. Now rate it nigga!"

Tyler"8.5. Bloodfest, and I loved every moment of it. I really did, honestly."

Chad"Final Match. Dickie Cha’mone vs. Anthony “Da Man” McKenna in a Street Fight. As if ‘Fever wasn’t gimmick galore already, we had Goldberg fighting Michael Jackson in a Brawl 4 All. Lovely. I wasn’t expecting much from this bout, as Dickie was pretty weak. Well of course he was, he was about 30x NOT the size of McKenna. Ya know the old saying “its not about the size of the dog, but about the size of its heart”? Well that wasn’t the case here. Dickie got slaughtered, just like he always gets in one of our matches. Rate this final one baby."

We cut to see Tyler Stone leaving the room with his bags and the cards thrown on the floor. He slams the door behind him as Chad makes an angry face.

What a dick. I knew I should’ve picked NIN as a partner instead of that Chris Benoit wannabe. That’s all the time we have folks, until next show, I’m black."

Chad picks up his title and walks off as the scene fades.

The camera pans once more around the arena and comes to a stop in front of our hosts John McKay and Brittany Keller.


Brittany Keller“Thank you for joining us this week, tune in next time to see . . “

P.C. hits and Shinns Theory comes out to a massive roar, he motions for the music to be cut and lowers his hands so that the crowd quieten down.

Shinns Theory“I told you all I would get to the bottom of the callous attack on Ecos before the show went on the air tonight, and after checking all the different angles from all the camera’s we know that Ecos was attacked but we do not know who. I will continue to look into it and once Ecos is able I will question him to see what happened.”

I’m not okay ( I promise ) starts playing again as the house lights come up and people start leaving.

Scoring:

No Rating’s were given as neither person promo’d.


Votes were:

JT Blade 12
Ecos 7

Credits: Cactus, Shinns Theory, Aladdin, and ChadClassic

[shinnstheory]

Excellent job to all. Well done Cactus. This show was pieced together perfectly. 4 stars out of 3.

[Scream]

Nice job Cactus.

[Stare]

good show.

I loved The rewind with the tag champs. "Because you touch yourself at night" . . . Ha!

Good job to everyone involved.

[Aladdin]

Sweet show Cactus, loved the 60 seconds part the best

[Stare]

Yeah, it was fun hearing 60 seconds of "I wanna be the best!" "I wanna be the best!"

[Aladdin]

Damn the bastard who wrote that.

[Stare]

yeah, nobody likes him, that's why he hasn't won a singles title yet ;D

[Aladdin]

And i hope he never does, the bastard.

[Cactus]

no whoring the thread please!

[stocko]

^ that would be a first!

as for the show, good jobs dudes and shame on the non promoing people, shame

[Reaper]

Nice show Cactus. Nice show indeed. You did me proud man. I'm sure Soundscream feels the same way.

[LK]

Nice job man. I liked it.

[The Great JT]

I know, I screwed up and forgot to promo. My fault. Had work at the craziest hours of the day and couldn't find time to RP.

[lockjaw]

Ha! Chad is the man. that was a good tribute to the rewind.

[brockandsable]

"Big Booty Babes." Ha! Good show gentlemen. Good show.

[ChadClassic]

Ah, good show there Cactus. I'm glad everyone loved the Rewind, I do what I can.

[Nation]

great show, cactus. keep up the good work.

[_the j-man]

Nation & J-Man Sighting!

Good show, Cactus. Very fluent, and great job by Aladdin. I enjoy those interview segments every week, gives a great look at the character & there gimmick.