Post by The Executioner on Feb 8, 2009 21:58:15 GMT 1
You always refer to your girlfriend as a Valet.
You are the minister of a church for people that think Mick Foley is God.
You have never used a folding chair to sit on in your life.
You've ever gotten detention for doing DX crotch-chops, shouting "Suck it!"
You don the threads of "That 70's Guy" Mike Awesome, purchase a Partridge Family bus, and turn your locker into the "Lava Lamp Lounge."
You've ever worn cheetah Speedos, a cheetah headband, long hair, and taped ankles to a public swimming pool just to perform the SuperFly Splash off the high dive.
You know the difference between the Stone Cold Stunner and the Diamond Cutter.
You get kicked off the school wrestling team for low-blowing your opponents.
You've ever mistaken a softball game for a steel cage match.
your Halloween costume is always a different pro wrestler.
You make signs for your favorite wrestlers, and hold them up in your living room.
When you hear "You think that you know me?" you look around your living room to see if Edge and Christian are going to come out from behind the couch.
You wake up at 4 am to the sound of the garbage truck outside, but you still take a look out the window just to make sure its not the WWE trucks coming to set up in your backyard.
You can understand not only Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair interviews, but Perry Saturn's as well.
You get pissed off when they announce a wrestler's wrong weight.
You can name every referee on ever brand, even the ECW guys.
You get angry when the storylines on the tv shows don't follow the ones you have been making up with your action figures.
In church, when everyone prays to the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost, you pray to Paul Heyman, Eric Bischoff and Vince McMahon.
You think the plotlines are real.
You argue over which is best, WWE or TNA
...and you actually care.
You've ever looked in the bible for the book of Austin.
You try to raise your eyebrow like The Rock does.
Every time you get in trouble by your teacher, you give her a Stone Cold Stunner. And leave the room with your hands raised.
You refuse to come out of your room unless your parents play your theme music.
Every week your parents have to buy new furniture.
You make a Pay Per View called : "In My Room"
When your sister asks you for money, you challenge her to a "First Blood Match" for it.
You hate John Cena
Everytime you threaten someone, you say, "Man I'm going to throw you through the spanish table if you don't stop."
Your girlfriend tells you it's over and you respond by hitting her over the head with a chair.
Before attending a new school you ask that a 30 second video package be shown to the students for at least 3 weeks before making your so called "debut".
You can dig it, sucka!
You check 3 different wrestling newsboards at least 5 times a day just to see if any new rumors have been released.
You start every sentence with, "The Rock says this..."
You can name more than 10 wrestlers and sing their theme songs.
You still hate John Cena.
* When you go to a Japanese restaurant, you start a "USA! USA!" chant.
* If on a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown."
* When you're getting beat up in a bar fight, but you honestly believe that
with a little crowd support, you can turn this thing around.
* If you hit your co-worker in head with a chair while your manager is
distracting him.
"When someone breaks into your home you think it's perfectly possible to slap a submission move on the intruder until the police arrive."
"When involved in a fight at school you truly believe you can win with a few basic wrestling moves, and get upset when your opponent refuses to start with a collar-and-elbow tie-up."
You are the minister of a church for people that think Mick Foley is God.
You have never used a folding chair to sit on in your life.
You've ever gotten detention for doing DX crotch-chops, shouting "Suck it!"
You don the threads of "That 70's Guy" Mike Awesome, purchase a Partridge Family bus, and turn your locker into the "Lava Lamp Lounge."
You've ever worn cheetah Speedos, a cheetah headband, long hair, and taped ankles to a public swimming pool just to perform the SuperFly Splash off the high dive.
You know the difference between the Stone Cold Stunner and the Diamond Cutter.
You get kicked off the school wrestling team for low-blowing your opponents.
You've ever mistaken a softball game for a steel cage match.
your Halloween costume is always a different pro wrestler.
You make signs for your favorite wrestlers, and hold them up in your living room.
When you hear "You think that you know me?" you look around your living room to see if Edge and Christian are going to come out from behind the couch.
You wake up at 4 am to the sound of the garbage truck outside, but you still take a look out the window just to make sure its not the WWE trucks coming to set up in your backyard.
You can understand not only Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair interviews, but Perry Saturn's as well.
You get pissed off when they announce a wrestler's wrong weight.
You can name every referee on ever brand, even the ECW guys.
You get angry when the storylines on the tv shows don't follow the ones you have been making up with your action figures.
In church, when everyone prays to the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost, you pray to Paul Heyman, Eric Bischoff and Vince McMahon.
You think the plotlines are real.
You argue over which is best, WWE or TNA
...and you actually care.
You've ever looked in the bible for the book of Austin.
You try to raise your eyebrow like The Rock does.
Every time you get in trouble by your teacher, you give her a Stone Cold Stunner. And leave the room with your hands raised.
You refuse to come out of your room unless your parents play your theme music.
Every week your parents have to buy new furniture.
You make a Pay Per View called : "In My Room"
When your sister asks you for money, you challenge her to a "First Blood Match" for it.
You hate John Cena
Everytime you threaten someone, you say, "Man I'm going to throw you through the spanish table if you don't stop."
Your girlfriend tells you it's over and you respond by hitting her over the head with a chair.
Before attending a new school you ask that a 30 second video package be shown to the students for at least 3 weeks before making your so called "debut".
You can dig it, sucka!
You check 3 different wrestling newsboards at least 5 times a day just to see if any new rumors have been released.
You start every sentence with, "The Rock says this..."
You can name more than 10 wrestlers and sing their theme songs.
You still hate John Cena.
* When you go to a Japanese restaurant, you start a "USA! USA!" chant.
* If on a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown."
* When you're getting beat up in a bar fight, but you honestly believe that
with a little crowd support, you can turn this thing around.
* If you hit your co-worker in head with a chair while your manager is
distracting him.
"When someone breaks into your home you think it's perfectly possible to slap a submission move on the intruder until the police arrive."
"When involved in a fight at school you truly believe you can win with a few basic wrestling moves, and get upset when your opponent refuses to start with a collar-and-elbow tie-up."
