How to Get More Pussy for Less (Repost from NasBBS

[Trent Matsunoshin]

HOW TO GET MORE PUSSY FOR LESS


Dating:

- Three strikes, you’re out.
This means that if a woman does not give up the pussy inside of 3 dates, you’re out.
There are far too many women out there that do fuck inside of three dates for you to waste your
valuable time on the ones that don’t.

- $40 limit.
No date should cost YOU more than $40 for everything (gas, parking, food, drinks, shows, tips,
everything).
This is to prevent you from falling into the trap of thinking that if you spend enough money on
her, she’ll put out.
Let’s face it, if she wants to fuck you, she’ll do it without you spending a cent.
But if she doesn’t want to fuck you, no amount of money spent will change her mind.
Keeping that in mind, $40 is your limit, less is better and if you can get her to pay,
you’re a pimp.

- Dates happen at night.
Do not accept lunch dates or coffee dates as they are designed to preclude the possibility of sex.
If sex isn’t an option, why the hell are you there?

- A round of drinks.
Women that don’t drink are far less likely to put out.
Society has taught women two things about sex.

1) Being a slut is bad.
2) Saying "I was drunk is an acceptable excuse for being a slut.
Note: I do not recommend getting a woman drunk in order to fuck her.
I am simply saying that by insuring that she has a few drinks you have provided her the necessary excuse to bang.

- Be in touch with your inner A-hole.
No, this does not read “Be an Asshole”.
Being in touch with your inner A-hole is simply leveling the playing field.
Refusing to do something for someone just because they don’t have a dick.
Examples: Don’t open a door for her unless you get to it first,
and you have the right to expect her to do the same.
Don’t offer to buy her a drink as a pick up line. (God that is so weak and it never works)
Don’t buy her things (flowers, candy, stuffed toys etc).
Don’t loan her your coat. And by all means, NEVER hold her purse.

- Sometimes dates go south on you, it’s just a fact of life.
Once you realize that is what has happened, don’t bother trying to recover the date,
but there’s no reason not to go for the gold.
Just say to her; “Look, I know tonight isn’t going well.
So what do you say we just go fuck, and then move on with our lives?”<br>Odds are low on this one but the risk is almost non-existent.
You’re not gonna see her again anyway, so it’s totally cool if she hates you,
and if you don't pull the trigger, there’s zero chance you’re gonna get laid.
Think of it as a free shot on goal.

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Tips for getting in touch with your inner A-hole:

- Eating a full meal before you go out allows you to order very little for dinner.
I’ll just have a side salad, thank you”. Since women are so concerned about how they appear in public,
it’s seriously unlikely that she will order more than you.
This helps to keep the dinner bill down. Of course,
you’ll need an excuse for only ordering a salad,
try: “I’m trying to eat a bit more healthy so I’ll look good for you.”<br>
- Coupons are great, use them. Due to the fact that women are generally gold diggers,
if she sees you using a coupon, she will find you less attractive as it
indicates you don’t have the money that she is looking to siphon off of your wallet.
So when you get the bill, you don’t pay at the table, you take the bill and the coupon,
to the register and pay there.

- Men and women are not friends unless one or more of the following conditions are met.
- He is gay.
- She is unattractive.
- Sex is a forgone conclusion.
To a woman, a “male friend” is a guy that provides the attention she desires,
but has no right to expect anything in return. That being the case,
under NO circumstances are you allow a woman think you are her friend.
It is up to you to let her know that you have enough friends and that you are interested in
her in a romantic sense only. If she insists that you are friends, then stop calling her.

- Date more than one woman at a time.
Monogamy is for those that are either looking to get married,
or are married, and often, not even then.
Dating multiple women has a fistful of advantages that guys seem to always overlook.
- No one likes to eat in an empty restaurant, dating other women makes you more attractive.
- When dating more than one woman, you have more options, so if one isn’t available, you can make
another call.
- More pussy, duh!
- You get more exposure to different types of relationships and you become more educated about
what kinds of relationships you prefer, and you can begin to seek those types of relationships
out.
- Having a woman get fed up, and bailing on you isn’t such a big deal, the rotation just changes.

[Trent Matsunoshin]

- Have an A, B, & C rotation. The A rotation gets Friday’s and Saturday’s, they are the good
looking women that you enjoy hanging out with, and that put out.
Note: No girl can start in the A rotation as the A rotation is reserved for the women that
put out. Since you don’t know if a girl puts out on a first date until after the fact,
she cannot start any higher that the B rotation.
The B rotation gets Thursday’s and Sunday’s and they are the booty call after you have
finished with the A for the evening.
The C rotation are the girls you won’t be seen in public with,
they are relegated to weeknight booty calls, and drunk fucks.
First dates can be either in the B or C rotations, and this is the ONLY time that a
woman can “up” her standing in the rotation.
After her official position in the rotation has been determined,
she can only move downhill.

- The bar is the most expensive place in the world to drink, and it’s a difficult
place to actually fuck.
So, try to keep your number of drinks in a bar to a minimum.
You’re excuse for not drinking is that you want to get her home safe.
Then you offer to take her back to your place for drinks.
Remember, this requires that you have chick drinks at your place.
Jagermeister, Goldschlager, Rumplemintz, Vodka, Canberry Juice and OJ should cover it,
but keeping a bottle of white wine on hand is a good idea (most women can’t drink red wine)
but make sure you have wineglasses.
Of course, you’ll need to have whatever you drink on had as well.

- Being a bit unreliable boosts your stock.
I’m not sure why this is, but I think women generally associate unreliability with the
“bad boy” image and it makes them desire you. So, cancel a few dates,
and cancel them as late as possible, like a few hours before the agreed upon meeting time.
For the dates you show up for, show up 15 to 20 minutes late.

- If a woman begins to carry on a conversation on her cell phone while on a date with you,
you can assume she’s setting up another date for later in the night.
In other words, you’re footing the bill to provide her with a nice evening,
and some other guy (probably me) is gonna get laid for your effort.
So, if she begins to carry on a conversation on her phone, quietly excuse yourself and leave.
When the two of you are out, you get to be number one, and if she can’t give you that respect,
you need to quite wasting your time and money. She can pay for dinners once she realizes you’re gone.

- Women love to mark their territory. This is why women leave hair clips, earrings, underwear
and tampons behind once they’ve spent the night.
Gather all of these things up, and place them in a lost and found box.
Whenever a woman asks if you’ve seen her “scrunchy” you simply tell her to check in the
lost and found.

- Don’t cuddle. Once you are done, one of you needs to leave. Cuddling leads to sleeping,
sleeping leads to waking up with her, which leads to her thinking that you owe her brunch.
Be very clear about this, and enforce it.

- Friday and Saturday nights are for women that you have a good chance for fucking.
First dates should take place on other nights of the week.

- You are not available to help them. (move, re-arrange the house, program the VCR,
fix their car, etc)

- Ask her what her preferred form of birth control is.
If she doesn’t use one (a condom doesn’t count) then you must assume she wants to get pregnant.
Time to bail.

- If you’re under 25, you don’t need a girlfriend, you need to go and date more women so that you
know what kinds of women are out there, and what kind works best for you.
Until that is done, you’re not qualified to determine who is the right woman for you.

[Trent Matsunoshin]

No-no’s:

- Never date a single mother. The reason for this is threefold.
1) You already know what she will do in the event she gets pregnant.
2) A woman with a kid is unavailable. You can’t call her at 2 am and say “So… whatcha doing?”<br>3) The #1 spot is already taken, and there is no chance that you can get it.
You’re good enough to be #1 so she’s beneath you.

- Never fuck without a condom.
Let me say that again, Never fuck without a condom. No matter how much she says,
I just want to feel you” don’t fuck her without a condom. But, that’s not enough.
When you finish, you must dispose of the condom properly. At her house you flush it.
At your house you keep a bottle of Tabasco in the bathroom and you put two drops in the condom,
and throw it away. (you don’t want to stop up your own plumbing with used condoms)

- NEVER answer your phone on a Friday or Saturday night.
These are prime dating nights and you must appear to be busy, whether you are, or not.
This is what an answering machine is for.
That way you can screen your calls and pick up if it’s a buddy. Voicemail is a no-no.

- Never call a girl back the next day. 5 days is the industry standard, and longer is better.
This keeps you from being needy and makes you more attractive as you clearly have other things
going on in your life.

- Never pay a woman a real compliment on her appearance as it builds up her ego, and is likely
to make her feel she can do better than you.
Instead, you pay them backhanded compliments designed to attack their self-esteem.
Examples: I like a woman with a big ass, Most guys don’t like little boobs,
but I think they look great on you., I like a little meat on my woman. You get the idea.

- NEVER let a woman think she is the only one. I don’t know why it is, but when women ask
So, are you seeing anyone? Guys tend to immediately blurt out No, not me,
I’m just dating you! I don’t know why guys do this, but it’s shooting yourself in the foot.
Let her know that she is in competition. Nobody wants to eat in an empty restaurant,
and a competitive woman is an attentive woman.

- Any woman that says she only has guy friends is a problem. You can fuck her,
but don’t even consider dating her.

- Never date a woman you work with. When the relationship ends,
you will have to see her everyday. And if it ends poorly, your job is at risk.
It’s just not worth it.

- Never go with a woman to a concert or show where one of her friends is performing.
You’re just along so that she doesn’t have to be alone, and she’s going to fuck him tonight,
not you.

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Tips for getting dates:

- Attempting to pick women up at bars is hard work, and a low odds proposition.
Instead, approach women when they are not quite so prepared to say No.
I find that asking women out in an assertive manner yields far better results.
Examples: When pumping gas, look around, if you see an attractive woman, ask her out.
When shopping, keep you eyes open. The key is, you have to pull the trigger.
By being that assertive you are coming across as a self-confident man,
and that makes you more attractive.

- Never give out your number, and never ask for hers. If she wants to contact you again,
she will insure that happens.

- If you do find yourself approaching a woman at a bar, DO NOT buy her a drink.
If you can’t make first contact without bearing gifts, you need to work on your game.

- Don’t try to chat her up for hours on end, be direct and to the point.
Would you like to go out Thursday night?, How about we get out of here?,
Would you like to come back to my place for a night cap? etc.

- Look more affluent than you are. Gold diggers are attracted to money,
and they can smell it in the water. Wearing a nice watch and expensive shoes
is like chumming the waters. Again, you must remember when fishing for gold diggers,
the object is flash the cash (not literally) but not to spend any of the cash.

- Feel free to lie about what you do in order to appear more affluent.
I’m an entertainment attorney for Brad Pitt and Lil’ Kim
This works even better if you can call Brad at home.
(Make sure to discuss this with your buddy BEFORE you call asking for Brad

- When considering a woman to run game on, you are looking for 2 factors.
How attractive is she, and how is her self-esteem.
If these two factors are expressed on a scale from one two 10 (10 being high)
they can then be expressed as a ratio; (Level of attractiveness) / (Level of self-esteem).
The resultant number dictates how your level of interest in her. Shall we do an example?

You start talking to a hot girl at the bar. While talking to her you discover that she’s
concerned about her weight.
(Level of attractiveness) / (Level of self-esteem) = 9/3 = 3 Not bad, but we can do better.
A hot girl that will talk to you, but not look up from the floor = 9/2 = 4.5
Now we’re talking!
A super model that was raped by her uncle as she was growing up = 10/1 = 10 Hell yeah!


Things you should know about women:
- If a woman says you’re a nice guy, or a friend” she is not going to fuck you.

- Women don’t know how to say No. So, anytime a woman says; Maybe, We’ll see,
We can talk about it, or I’ll think about it it means No.

- Women are the cheapest creatures on the face of the planet. (Why else are they gold diggers?)

- As a rule, the more attractive a woman is, the lower her self-esteem is.
Remember, we are looking for women whose self-esteem is so low, that she will even fuck you.

- Women are like dog shit, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up.


For the Ladies:
- When we ask you out, it’s not because we think you did well on your SAT.
We are asking you out because we want to fuck the hell out of you.

So stop pretending that we like you as a person when we don’t even know you.

- The longer you hold out, the lower our interest level goes. Think about it.
We meet you at a party. We spend the evening talking to you.
Through our conversation we discover that you are very cool and interesting.
Obviously we find you attractive, or we wouldn’t be talking to you
in the first place (exclusions made for very drunk conversations).
As the night comes to a close we take you home where you promptly fuck our brains out.

Now, here’s the question; Do you really think we get up the next morning and think to ourselves
"Well, she’s hot, she’s cool, she’s interesting, but I can’t date her because she fucked me
when I wanted her to?.."

Ladies, IT’S NEVER HAPPENED!!!!!!!
If we don’t call you back, it’s because we don’t like you.
Hell, if you’re a good enough lay, we might even call you back when we don’t like you.
Fucking us only improves your odds of a call back. Holding out makes you less attractive.
Which is your preference? (No, there are no other options)

- When you’re in bed with a guy, and he’s not doing something right, don’t just take it,
and don’t just avoid it. Tell us what the fuck you want.
This may come as a surprise to you, but the same shit you don’t like,
was exactly what last night’s girl loved.

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Newsflash; you’re all fucking different and unless you tell us what you like,
we don’t have a fucking clue and we’re just running through our bag of tricks
hoping to get lucky. Next time, you tell us what to suck, where to suck,
how hard to suck, and for how long. Trust me, we’re okay with that.

- We know you like to fuck, and we know that you are conflicted by some antiquated
rule that your mothers taught you, Something about, it’s not acceptable for you
to just want to fuck. Trust me on this one, it’s totally okay for you to want to fuck,
and we will help you out.

- When it comes to picking up a guy, it’s really easy, all you have to do is communicate
clearly. Damn, I’m sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. Okay, here is what you do.
You find a guy and repeat this line to him:

Hi, I find you attractive and I would like to take you home.

I promise that you won’t have to say this line to more than two guys before you have what you
want. You don’t think so? Fine, try it, then email me at [e-mail]
and tell me how wrong I am.

- Guys are very simple. When we’re thirsty, we want a drink; when we’re hungry, we want to eat;
when we’re tired, we want to sleep; and when we’re horny, we want to fuck.
Is that really so damn hard?

- Guys think that women who expect us to pay for dinners, drinks, movies, clubs,
etc before you go down on us, are whores. We know this because we have had girls
fuck us because they wanted to, not because we bought them off.

- Your pussy is no better than the one we had last night, so stop thinking you’re special.

- This is an important, so read this carefully.
It is very rare that a guy goes out looking for a relationship. This is just how we are different
from you. This is how it works for us: We go out and date women. As we go about this we meet lots of different women, some we like, some… not so much. The odds are that eventually we come across a woman that we really enjoy being around. Because of that we seek to spend more time with her. By definition, the more time we spend with her, the less time we have available to spend with other women. And then, one day, we wake up and realize we have a girlfriend.
What does this mean to you? Simple, it means that the best way to get a boyfriend is by being so
cool, so good in bed, so fun, so sexy, so attractive that we want to spend more time with you.
If you find that guys don’t really want to spend that kind of time with you,
it may be because you Can’t Understand Normal Thinking. Consider making drastic changes.

- If you’re gonna wear short skirts and low cut tops, expect us to look and don’t bitch about it
when a guy you don’t find attractive stairs at your titties. You’re advertising in public,
and the public is going to take notice, so shut up about it.

- YOU are responsible for your own orgasms. If you’re not getting off, check yourself
before you blame us. Sure, some guys are so bad, they can’t get the job done, but let’s face it,
when you’re laying on your back and we’re pumping away, you’re not doing a lot for us,
we’re doing all the work. So don’t be shocked when we bust a nut and you’re left wanting.
Get your shit together and make sure you get yours.


Worse case scenario:
So, you slipped on by the goalie and you knocked her up. That sucks donkey dick.
Before you take another breath you need to come to a very harsh realization:
Women are the only ones that get to make a decision about making you a parent,
you will be forced to fund it. So, what do you do?
Here are a few options.

- The straight shot.
Simply tell her that you’re not ready to be a father and you would like her to get an abortion.
When you do this you had better know damn well where to go, when it can be done, and how much
it costs.

- The scare.
Borrow a young baby, and let her take care of it for 48 hrs during a workweek.

- The Hail Mary
Become her idea of a perfect boyfriend. Then let her know that you love her and that you want to
have children with her, but that you want to do it right. You don’t want to have to explain to
your kid why it was born less than 9 months after the wedding. You don’t even know where you can
get a maternity wedding dress. You’re parents won’t approve. Her parents won’t approve.
BUT… If the two of you wait until your careers are more established, you own a house and you
can afford to do it right, then the two of you can have children.

If this works, take her down, get the abortion, and break up with her on the way home.
You already know how she feels about having a kid and you don’t need that shit in your life.

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- Now lets say none of the above works and she decides to have the child anyway. First and
foremost, DO NOT do the "right thing" and marry her. You didn’t want the kid in the first place,
marrying her won’t make it better. You must still dump the bitch and never fuck her again
(see the single mother rule). Next thing you do, is you DO NOT sign anything relating to being
the child’s parent until the child has had a DNA test (the hospital will pressure you for this). It has been said that up to 30% of the men paying child support are paying for children they didn’t father. That being the case, you must get the DNA test done in order to check if you are indeed the father. If you sign anything saying you are the father, you have just established paternity, and you would have to have a separate court hearing to disestablish paternity before you can get out of child support. Here’s the catch, most courts won’t hear these cases, so you can never disestablish paternity, and you will be paying child support for a kid that isn’t yours.
Note: If you are not in good standing with the mother when the child is born,
you won’t know when it happens, and she will be allowed to establish paternity for you.
Don’t let that happen, make damn sure everyone in the hospital knows that you think you may
be the father of the baby, and give them your contact info.
If they can reach you, she is not allowed to establish paternity for you.


Done

PS: I know this is long....please don't ban me. If you want to get on your high horse and call me a prick or an asshole for posting this, that's fine with me, as I didn't originally type this anyway....that and no one follows ALL the rules anyway.....this is merely a guideline. Sort of.

Discuss....

[lhw]

The best, safest, and cheapest way to get pussy is to go to a shelter and adopt. Sometimes you can walk away with 2 or 3 pussies. And a lot of the time, for next to no cash at all.

As long as you're willing to give 'em a good home, most shelters will be more than happy to give you a cheap pussy or two.















What?

[stocko]

i read evey bit and as politically incorrect it is, it damn sure made me laugh!

[Trent Matsunoshin]

At least SOMEBODY has a sense of humor....

a lot of the guys at TWH got all moral and shit and flamed me for posting it... I said it was a guideline, not the Bible of pimping....

[stocko]

its funny, plain and simple, its funny!

[Cactus]

I agree with Mick, funny as fuck and anyone who gets on their "high horse" should take it as it is intented, a fucking joke

[Stare]

Trent, I read every word and it was golden, and true.

"If you get her to pay, you're a pimp" --- class

But, I have to say, LHW's response has been the funiest part of this thread, no offense of course

[Trent Matsunoshin]

None taken. I laughed too...

[Cactus]

I belive warlock deserves POTM for that

[PThaGangsta]

I'll bump this thread for this. it's in the same category. funny stuff.

www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

[brockandsable]

smooth P, very smooth. I haven't met a woman yet that was preoccupied with money. Fuck, we should be golddiggin' them.

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Nice....