Blitz! Preview & Promos (11/1 - 11/5)

[Stare]

We are immediately taken to the ring, where Diddly Squat is pacing around the ring. His charred up Diddly Scoop set, from the burning it received, is in the ring. He is pacing around in mid-sentence as the audio comes in

Diddly: I mean, just look at my set. Do you all have any idea how much this cost me? Out of MY OWN POCKETS!!! And, who am I to blame? Some shadowy figure?

Diddly continues to walk around the ring in fury as he continues

Diddly: And yes, since I'm sure some P2PW Authority figure will be asking me this later, I do not have permission to have the Diddly Scoop on Blitz! I know it's exclusive to TNT, but I havent' had one there in 2 weeks, and I deserve this time to tell everyone exactly what I think about a couple of things.

Diddly continues as he begins pacing again

Diddly: First off, this shadowy figure. While some believe it may be someone other than the obvious guesses, I happen to know exactly who it was. It was none other than Soul Reaper. No, I don't have any proof, but if someone had to venture a guess, it might as well be the smartest man in the P2PW!

The crowd cheers the Insanity member as he continues

Diddly: So, though some may call me crazy, I'm accusing Soul Reaper for all the damage done to my set, and I'm calling his ass out!!!

Diddly drops the mic as he looks on towards the back. Moments pass by as he finally picks the mic back up

Diddly: Fine! What's the matter Reaper? You haven't been in the ring all month, and suddenly you're chickenshit! Look at my set! Look at it! So listen up, Reaper, you little bitch . . .

the crowd gives off an "ohhh" as Diddly continues

Diddly: You got 2 choices. Choice number one: come out here and let me kick the living Hell out of you! Or choice number two: I'll come back there, and kick the living Hell out of you!

Diddly waits and throws his arms up as he begins to exit the ring. Right as he begins to though, "For Whom The Bell Tolls" hits and the P2Pw World Heavyweight Champion emerges from the curtain. Diddly walks to the middle of the ring as Soul Reaper has a mic in hand

Soul Reaper: I don't know who burned your set, and frankly, I don't give a shit! Bitch about it all you want, doesnt bother me at all. What does bother me is seeing some punk like you talking down to me!! Nobody talks down to me like that!

Diddly: I'm talking down to you like that, asshole! You've cost me enough damage, and now, I'm gonna take it out of your ass!

Soul Reaper shakes his head and walks toward the ring, talking as he walks

Soul Reaper: I wasn't planning on having to deal with immature shit like this tonight. I was planning on sitting back in my locker room, getting paid for beign the champ like I have been, but you have crossed a line, and there is no turning back. You just killed your career kid. . .

Soul Reaper walks up the steps and into the ring as he stands looking at Diddly. Diddly is still fuming as Reaper isn't even giving Diddly Squat an emotion. Diddly runs at Reaper as he begins to throw lefts and rights. He begins to back Reaper up, but Reaper catches him around the throat before he is beat into the corner and hurls Didldy into the corner, and begins to go to work. The crowd erupts in cheers as Red Ninja slides out from under the ring. He gets in the ring as Reaper turns around and laughs at him. The crowd again erupts as Spaz slides out from the other side. He gets in the ring as Reaper gives him a slight smirk.

Diddly Squat regains his feet as all three members of the Insanity begin to close in on Reaper. Spaz throws a punch, followed by many kicks by Red Ninja. Diddly Squat hammers the back of Reaper as they begin to beat him down in the middle of the ring. Diddly squat grabs teh pieces of his set and begins to throw them around as Spaz and Ninja continue their gang up on Reaper, not letting him catch any breath. Spaz stands Reaper up and badmouths him a bit and whips him at Red Ninja, who nails a Red on Impact spear. The crowd cheers wildly as Diddly motions for his fellow Insanity member to stand Reaper up. He grabs Reaper's head and flips over him, nailing him with The Diddly Drop. Teh crowd goes nuts as Spaz and Red Ninja stand over Reaper. Diddly grabs a mic.

Diddly: Now you see The Insanity are a force to be reckoned with! As for tonight, I get to inform everyone that I will be in a match against Soul Reaper. But don't worry Reaper, no title on the line, I figure having The Insanity take one of your belts come Deserted will be enough, but if I win tonight, my new set comes out of your paycheck. Reaper, you ass is going to be extirpated! Dont' know what it means? Look it up!!!

Diddly drops the mic as The Insanity raise their arms as P2PW Blitz! is about to begin

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With the final venue before P2PW Deserted, expect many individuals involved in the ppv to try and make a last minute impact. You just witnessed the birth of the main event tonight as Diddly Squat faces Soul Reaper in a non-title match, but if Soul Reaper loses, he'll be buying Diddly's replacement set. The Insanity and Evil Unlimited have had little occurences in the past weeks, will tonight be another meeting of the factions? Newcomer Dickie Cha'mone has quickly gotten praise from the P2PW fans for his character, but tonight, he may not be smiling as he faces the beast himself, Wolverine. Wolverine has been unhappy as of late thanks ot his brother, will Chilly Willy be in the house tonight? Also, just announced, Mastadon will be taking Trent Acid on one-on-one. The Decepticons have been causing problems for various wrestlers as of late, and Mastadon is stepping up to the problem. Also, many P2PW viewers have been concerned with the situation on Rocky. It is known that many of the outbursts have not been planned, and tonight, Dr. Anderson (Rocky's Psychologist) will give us an update on the situation. It's been known that Rocky hasn't been in the ring much, is he done for good? Tune into Blitz! to find out . . .

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TONIGHT'S MATCHES

Singles Match
Mastadon vs. Trent Acid

Singles Match
Dickie Cha-mone vs. Wolverine

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Rocky's Psychologist, Dr. Anderson

MAIN EVENT:
Non-Title Singles Match
(if Soul Reaper loses, he has to pay for Diddly's new set)
Soul Reaper vs. Diddly Squat

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[stocko]

It's so easy hits the speakers and the crowd go nuts as MASTADON stands at the top of the ramp, "The Big Guy" makes his way to the ring and hits all four corners saluting his fans

MASTADON So, the powers that be have made a match for me tonight against TRENT ACID, you would think I would be tired of kicking DECEPTICON ass, but i tell you what, its very enjoyable and long may it last!

the crowd explode again as highlights of MASTADON'S matches against various members of the DECPTICONS are playing on ZERION

Can you people see how much fun I have against those morons and now they have a fourth member, TYLER STONE, a BRET HART wannabe, apparently he is the best technical wrestler in the world, well, I wanna see how technical he can be when I slap the piss out of him at DESERTED.

You see at DESERTED, TYLER STONE and TRENT ACID will have the misfortune of having to face not only myselF but one of out esteemed owners, mr SHINNS THEORY.

Personally, I can see it being a very bad night for the DECEPTICONS, STARE will beat SOUNDSCREAM, and VENUS, well that little ho will never win the match, not agains the two greatest women wrestlers of all time, GORMY and STARCRUNCH.

TRENT ACID, you big, gorilla looking, stupid moron, how many times do you want me to kick your ass? Because I can tell you this, no, I can guarantee this, on BLITZ! I will defeat you, and I will soften you up for DESERTED.

Now STONE, the ASSASIN, YOU get involved if you feel the need, but remember who has my back, one of the owners of the company and he can make or break you and your little friends.

Defeat is inevitable ladies, tonight and at DESERTED, your gang of sap sucking assclowns will know what its like to be annihalated, we won't see what happens this time, because I already know, "THE BIG GUY" WINS AGAIN

MASTADON drops the mic and salutes his fans before exiting up the ramp

[Dickie Cha'mone]

The cameras show Dickie Cha'mone being led away from locker room, Dickie walks through the corridors backstage before the cameras fade to the arena and pan around the crowd. then Dickie Cha'mones music "beat it" hits and his black and white pyro hits, and Dickie Cha'mone appears at the top of the ramp holding a microphone:

Dickie Cha'mone: Holla p2p blitz, now some of you may be upset to know that I Dickie Cha'mone is angered at his treatment here in p2p, now I can handle being treated the new homie, being called kid, son and even a dickhead, but to be placed in a match with some upstart is just to much to handle, this guy is just a joke, I think it would be more of a match fighting that fool da man, and if he enjoys picking up the soap in McMahons shower thats up to him...

The crowd start a Da Man chant...

Dickie Cha'mone:Ok, Ok, just kidding but hey look you all here have paid to see the best in p2p and thats what you are going to get, because while so far I been having fun and trying to make friends backstage, it just ain't working people, now the only friends I need are all you fans in here and watching from home because the more of you who want to watch me and the louder you chant for me, the better I am going to get, but to be honest all I want is gold and tonight I am going to show the people who run this place whats what by tearing Wolverine apart, I am going to go for him piece by piece, I don't care tonight all what matters is that Wolverine leaves the ring in a ambulance, infact stare you better show this match after nine as you don't want kids to see what I do to that so called player Wolverine...

The crowd is stunned into silence by Dickie Cha'mones rant

Dickie Cha'mone:Now I had some run in's with that fool Diddly and that clown SoL and I heard from one of the boys I got that prat Chadwick at Deserted, but tonight im just focusing on Wolverine like a Dog eating a piece of raw meat, because that is all you Wolverine a piece of meat, and tonight I am going to show you thats right, where it matters and thats in ring...

Dickie Cha'mone drops the microphone on the floor and walks backstage

[Scream]

[glow=red,2,300]Soundscream is seen sitting down with Trent Acid.[/glow]

Soundscream: Last night before Deserted and they put you in the ring with that cupcake Mastadon.

Trent Acid Just a little warm up match before Tyler and myself destroy Mastadon and Shinns. They still don't get it Scream do they?

Soundscream: But they will. Wait till the boys in P2P find out about Stare and my little stipulation at Deserted. I think they'll be anything but pleased....

[glow=red,2,300]Soundscream stands up and looks into camera[/glow]

Soundscream Listen up P2P. I have a theory of my own. Soundscreams Theory. You're either with us or against us. And if you're against us I pity you. And for crying out loud Mastadon, give it up. Who else in the Decepticons has to beat you for you to relaize you're washed up. You're a nobody. Mastadon, you're nothing but a piece of shit. And, well, when you step in a piece of shit you wipe it off and hope that, that aweful smell will leave. I've wiped you off but I can still smell you're aweful self. At Blitz, Trent takes you out. At Deserted, Trent and Tyler take you out. And after Deserted The Decepticons take out P2P."

[diddlysquat]

Diddly is seen backstage with the Insanity. Diddly is still playing San Andreas, with Spaz and Ninja looking on. They all seem both anticipated and nervous.

Diddly: Come on Smoke, hit them. Hit them..... DAMN! You suck! Ack!

Spaz: Lost again, eh?

Diddly: Shut up..... I told you to shut up!

Ninja: Calm down dude. Save your anger for your match.

Diddly gets up and gets right in Ninja's face. Spaz gets between the two to prevent any fighting.

Spaz: OI!

Diddly calms back down and sits down on a couch. Spaz and Ninja go to sit next to him.

Spaz: What's wrong with you lately?

Ninja: Yeah, you seem a lot more stressed than usual.

Diddly: Sorry. It's just... I've been under a lot of pressure lately. I mean, a match against Reaper, P2PW Champ... If I win, this could be my big break! Ever since I was a kid, I've dreamed of becoming the champion of something. First it was the Spelling Bee. I did that at age six. Then it was the Math-a-thon. Checked that off at age eight. The Historolympics at age ten, and the Science-O-Rama at age eleven. Then came the Wal Mart NES Bowl at age thirteen. After that came my Valedictorian ranking in High School AND college.

But one thing stood out. The WWF championship. As I worked my way through college, I always wanted to hold that belt. After they changed their name, I no longer wanted to work for the company, so I went around the Indies. I won some belts there. But something felt missing. Then along came P2PW, a respectful federation with a respectful world title. That was the thing I wanted all along. You see, even though this match of mine is non title, it means the world to me. This will get my name out there. I will finally get noticed around the world. I have everything to gain... and in a way, everything to lose.

Ninja: Awesome dude.... go beat that so called evil guy.

Spaz: Oi. Who does Soul Reaper think he is, anyway? Everyone knows there will only be one true Death...... and his name is Peter Griffin.

Diddly: Heh. Thanks guys. Can I count on your support out there?

Ninja: You bet.

Diddly: Awesome.

The Insanity perform a three man high five as the camera fades to red.

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Scene opens. Trent, Tyler Stone, and SoundScream are in the Decepticon locker room. SoundScream has a remote and is playing back Mastodon's promo.

Trent and Tyler: HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA!!

Audio clip from TV: 'TRENT ACID, you big, gorilla looking, stupid moron, how many times do you want me to kick your ass? Because I can tell you this, no, I can guarantee this, on BLITZ! I will defeat you, and I will soften you up for DESERTED.'

Trent: Tearing up. HAHA!! Oh my GOD!!!

Tyler Stone fall out of his seat and rolls in laughter.

Tyler: Can you believe this guy. HA! How many times have you kicked this guys ass?!!

Trent: I don't know....HAHAA!! Play it again Scream!!

SoundScream replays the clip.

All 3 continue their loud laughter.

Audio clip from TV: 'TRENT ACID, you big, gorilla looking, stupid moron, how many times do you want me to kick your ass? Because I can tell you this, no, I can guarantee this, on BLITZ! I will defeat you, and I will soften you up for DESERTED.'

Trent: HAHAA!!! Hey, someone needs to go to Shinn's office and tell him his partner needs a drug test for hallucinogens... HAHA!!

Tyler: HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAA!! Oh my God, I'm fucking cryin' here!! Oh my fuckin' God! HAHAA!!

Trent: Mastodon....Dogg.... listen to me. There's no way your beating me tonight. NONE!! No chance in Hell. You didn't beat me last time, you didn't beat me that other time. God your hilarious, they need to give you a show like they gave Diddly, I'll be honest, I'd watch it. No really, I would. HAHAA.... So, what have you been taking, your mind has obviously been altered by a controlled substance. Heheee...... you can tell me, man. Come on....

Tyler: Nah, Trent. He ain't gonna tell ya....

Trent: Yeah, your right....

SoundScream: Man that was great..... Now Trent, we may all be laughing now, but you know the deal when it comes to the match tonight. Stops laughing.

Trent and Tyler stop laughing.

Trent: Pounds his fist. Take..... him....out. It's over, Mastodon. You won't be walking out of the arena tonight. Say hello to Stare for us when you get to the hospital after our little squabble tonight. You won't make it to Deserted, and Shinn's won't make it......Hell, neither of you clowns will make it past Sunday. The Decepticons are taking over, and you ain't seen nothin' yet!

SoundScream: Tick.

Tyler: Tock.

SoundScream: Tick.

Tyler: Tock.

Trent: Mastodon.....Your time......has run out.

Scene fades.

[soulreaper]

Soul Reaper sits in the lockerroom in front of a fire pit, its ablaze in a magnificent flame, lighting up the room and Soul Reapers face. Reaper is seen thumbing through a book, he stops and looks toward the camera.

"Well apparently I've been demoted to jobber squashing. I thought I would at least be above Triple H-ing this place... but then again, it is Blitz and the last time I was on a Blitz, I was the OGIF World Champion and had been for the previous 8 months. Thats neither here nor there really. What matters is that I am on Blitz V.2 and I am yet again the World Champion, and I'm having to face Diddly Squat... who? Generally, punks such as yourself have some respect for your superiors. Apparently you are trying to impress somebody by triple teaming me with your other loser running buddies. Tonight, I shall take my revenge upon you.

It took you, Ninja, and Spaz... Spaz could've had it easy and just teamed with me. We could have destroyed all that stepped foot into that ring, but he chose to reincarnate a dead and rotting stable. Fine, I can deal with that, as a matter of fact, as it turns out his turning o me will be a non factor. I will run through him like a hot knife through butter, with my partner. Spaz you made the biggest mistake of your life when you left to do your own thing. And at Deserted you will pay dearly.

Reaper stands and takes the book with him and holds it over the fire pit. The book plainly reads "Diddly's Dictionary." Reaper drops it in the pit and laughs then looks to the camera again.

"I thumbed through that garbage for awhile...interesting things inside. Not very much truth in it, but still interesting. Let me just recite a few things I remembered from it...

Winner: (n) Diddly Squat...not his opponents Diddly Squat beats every one of his opponents, he is a winner.

Loser: (n) Anybody who faces Diddly Squat in the ring The loser of the match is Diddly's opponent

Champion (n) An intelligent person, who can out think his opponent every step of the way Diddly Squat is a true Champion

... Its time to bring your ego back down to Earth little man. I am your opponent for tonight, but contrary to what your pathetic excuse for a dictionary says, I will torture you from bell to bell, and when its over, I will be the winner, I will still be the most feared Champion here, and you, my misguided friend, will be the loser. You think you got what it takes, kid, so step up and prove something to me. You don't impress me, and believe me when I say this. I own you and your worthless soul. Consider the fact that you get the chance to wrestle against me a blessing, because you and I both know that you aren't even good enough to shine my boots.

You will find out the hard way that Soul Reaper is the name to fear. You and your little groupies shall feel my wrath and when I'm done with you all, they won't be able to identify your bodies without a dental check. Have your fun while you still can, boys, because the Reaper will be the last thing you see. As far as tonight goes, your chances of winning are just as your name suggests....diddly squat. See you soon.

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, Your Souls are mine!

Death is coming and there is No Escape!"

Soul Reaper puts his hood over his head, grins, and walks out of view. We slowly zoom into the flame where the cover of the dictionary is still visible and then we fade to black

[Reaper]

Where's Wolverine's promo?

[stocko]

its mysteriously disappeared!

[shinnstheory]

That is odd.

I think Stare's computer ate his face. I'll lock this. Extra promo thread is still open.

Wolverine - PM me if you need to repost your promo.