Blitz! Results (2/20/05)

[Stare]

We are taken outside. It is night and snowing as we see an ambulance. The paramedics are loading an individual into the back. 2 men run around to the front of the ambulance, and hop in. The siren's blare as it takes off. As it speeds away, we see Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill and SIMZ standing with a look of concern. They are glaring at a blood stain on the ground.

Bishop: So much for the tag titles . . .

Both men walk off slowly

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Superstar Sunday's John McKay is standing by

John McKay: Hello everyone, I'm standing here with P2PW's killer, and International Champion, Cactus!

The camera pans over as the crowd boo's heavily

John McKay: Now Cactus, at TNT, it was announced that you will face SoL regardless of if you have that belt after tonight or not. This all started over the then P2PW International champion, Nation. Your thoughts on fighting SoL one on one?

Cactus: Well, my thoughts are very simple, McKay, but they're also very sadistic. So, simply sadistically put, I'm gonna break SoL in the middle of that ring until I hear every bone in his body break. I want to hear him scream for air! I want him to beg me to stop! I want him to suffer! Because, I worked for a whole year to obtain this belt, and somoene who's been here for a short period isn't going to take it away. And SoL . . .

Cactus looks up as Rocky walks into the picture. SoL walks up behind him as Cactus is on edge

Rocky: Give me that mic, McKay. I don't pay you to be on Blitz! Get out of here!

McKay unwillingly walks off as Rocky smiles at Cactus

Rocky: You know, I've been thinking Cactus. I've been thinking about Sole Survivor, and your match with my friend here, SoL. Now, SoL is a big time movie star . . .

SoL grabs the mic

SoL: Sup Donnie Tarantino! Represent!

Rocky grabs the mic back and stares at SoL and shakes his head as the crowd laughs slightly

Rocky: As I was saying, SoL is important in Hollywood, and should you lose that title, we can't have the Hollywood draw that SoL bring be put on the line for nothing! If you don't have the title, you don't fight SoL. So, tonight, if you don't get the job done against the Jedi, then SoL will be facing him. SoL will face whoever holds the International Title come Sole Survivor.

Cactus laughs as he slowly speaks

Cactus: You see, Rocky, SoL may be a draw in Hollywood, but here in the P2PW, he's a split-second away from having his head removed from his body! I will face SoL, and I will tear him apart. What I do to The Star Wars kid is just a preview!

Cactus storms off as Rocky and SoL stand smiling. Rocky motions for SoL to come on. SoL starts to follow, but slowly peeks back into the camera shot and grabs a mic

SoL: Hey, thought I'd let all my fans know that on Jun. 14th, my new movie will be in theaters nationwide. Donnie Tarantino presents "Cleave Steve Vol. 1". Starring your's truly as Steve!

SoL smiles and gives a hollywood smile as Rocky slowly comes back into the frame and stares at SoL

SoL: I just thought I would . . . you know . . . um

SoL continues to get a glare from Rocky

SoL: Yeah, why don't I just go with you?

SoL walks off with Rocky as the screen fades

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"Numb" hits as the fan begin to boo loudly at the arrival of Vegeta and Aladdin, The Blood Tigers. They walk down to the ring with confidence as they slide in and mock the crowd. The lights red as "Come Out And Play" hits. The fans leap to their feet as Red Ninja walks out to a nice pop. He holds his title high as he cradles it over his shoudler and locks his eyes on the ring, and proceeds to head towards the ring. Red Ninja slides in with no worry. He looks on as The Blood Tigers do not release their gaze. "U Can't Touch This" hits as the fans stay at their standing position. They cheer as Spaz's music hits, until Spaz doesn't appear. Red Ninja looks on in confusement as the music is cued again, but Red Ninja. The Blood Tigers take advantage of Red Ninja's unawareness by attacking him from behind. Vegeta whips Ninja off hte rope into a dropkick by Aladdin. Vegeta goes to his corner as the bell rings

Tag Team Title Match
The Insanity (Spaz & Red Ninja)vs. The Blood Pack (Aladdin & Vegeta)

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Vegeta picks hte arm of Ninja up and delivers hard kicks to the chest. Ninja begins to try to make it up as the rookie keeps the pressure on. He picks Ninja up and pushes him intot he corner and follows up with hard shoudler thrusts. He hooks Ninja up and delivers a nice snap suplex. He quickly tags Aladdin in. Vegeta wrenches the arm of Ninja as Aladdin leaps over the top rope and nails a double-axe handle on Ninja's shoulder. Aladdin takes advantage now by whipping Ninja and hitting a hard backbreaker. Ninja is in pain as Aladdin show boats to the crowd, receiving loud boo's. A "Ninja" chant starts up as Aladdin hooks in a rear chin-lock. Ninja eventually makes it to his feet and nail hard elbows to the mid-section. He hits the ropes, and comes off ducking a clothesline from Aladdin. Ninja springbboards off the ropes, turning around and catching Aladdin in a tornado ddt. The fans cheer wildly as Ninja gets up.

Vegeta runs in illegally as Ninja meets him with a running insiguiri. Vegeta flies out of the ring as Ninja begins to build momentum. Aladdin is picked up as Ninja whips him to the ropes and catches him in an inverted atomic drop coming off, followed by a running insiguiri to him as well. He covers Aladdin, but he mananges to kick out. Red Ninja hooks on the Redy or Knot, his version of the STF. Aladdin begins to try and get to the ropes as Vegeta is recooperating on the outside. Aladdin inches his way towards the ropes until Ninja is ablet o scoop him back. The crowd cheers as Ninja grips the hold in until Vegeta breaks it up. The ref argues with Vegeta to get back to his corner as Aladdin is picked up by Ninja, but Aladdin nails a low blow on him. Ninja falls to his knees as Aladdin nails a dropkick to his face and tags Vegeta in. Vegeta runs in and nails an elbow drop on Ninja, followed by several more. Vegeta hits the ropes as Ninja springs up and nails his spear, the Red on Impact. The fans jump to their feet as Aladdin runs in. Ninja drop toeholds Aladdin onto the second rope. The crowd goes nuts as Ninja nails the 613. Aladdin falls down as Vegeta is trying to get up. Red Ninja signals that it is over as the fans are on their feet. Suddenly, Spaz's entrance music "U Can't Touch This" hits as Ninja quickly turns his attention towards the entrance.

The fans jump to their feet until there cheers turn to boo's as Bishop and Simz both come out dancing around. Some people are laughing until they turn their attention back to the ring, Red Ninja turns around to a low blow from Vegeta, followed by a Tiger Star Press. The fans boo as Aladdin climbs the ropes and nails a 450 splash. Aladdin clutches his ribs in pain before making the cover. The ref counts the three signaling new tag champs.

Aladdin & Vegeta --- 3.9 promo + 3.5 promo + 11 votes = 8.5
Spaz & Red Ninja --- 0 promo + 3.8 + 13 votes = 5.1

WINNERS: The Blood Tigers (Aladdin & Vegeta)

Simz and Bishop run to the ring and celebrate as the Blood Tigers celebrate the first gold for The Blood Pack.

[Stare]

Red Ninja is seen storming into his locker room in a fit of rage. Diddly tries to calm him down as Ninja throws a chair across the room

Red Ninja: Damn Spaz! He never wanted these tag belts! He did this on purpose!

Diddly: Ninja, listen!

Red Ninja: This is it, I can't deal with him. Everytime I turn around, he's complaining about something!

Diddly: Yeah, I know, but . . .

Red Ninja: Dont' defend him, what he did tonight will remain unforgiven!

Diddly pushes Ninja against the wall

Diddly: They took Spaz to the hospital. He was left in a bloody mess outside at the beginning of tonight's show!

Red Ninja stares at Diddly momentarily. He grabs his coat and walks out as Diddly stands, looking on

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”Dual of the Fates” hits as “De’Si Nidea flashes across Zeroin. The crowd cheers as this semi-newcomer makes his way to the ring. Being the biggest match in De’Si Nidea’s P2PW career, he walks with a purpose. Nidea hops onto the apron and springs himself into the ring, over the top rope. The fans cheer him on as he approaches the far corner and props himself up. The flashes are nearly blinding as De’ Si Nidea looks over the crowd. Nidea hops back onto the apron and awaits his opponent.

”Dual of the Fate” fades. Nidea looks towards the ramp. After several moments, “O’ Fortuna” hits and the crowd’s cheers suddenly turn to boos. The International Champion, Cactus, appears. He scans the crowd sporting an evil grin. He looks towards the ring and locks eyes with the cruiserweight. Cactus marches to the ring. As he does, he unstraps the IN Blet from around his waist. He drops the belt at the bottom of the ramp and slides into the ring. Cactus immediately attacks De’Si Nidea. The referee calls for the bell as “O Fortuna” fades to nothing.

International Title Match
Cactus vs. De'Si Nidea

Cactus backs De’ Si Nidea into the corner. Be delivers swift punches to the head of De’Si. Nidea begins to slither down the turnbuckles in the corner as Cactus continues to pound away. Finally, Nidea is now in a sitting position in the corner. Cactus stomps away for a bit. Cactus then runs to the far corner. He eyes Nidea as he runs back towards him. Cactus lands a hard knee to the face of De’Si Nidea. De’ Si Nidea cringes in pain. Cactus pulls him out of the corner and goes for the quick cover. Nidea kicks out just short of two.

Cactus aids Nidea to his feet and sets him up for a double armed DDT. Nidea counters with a variation side-suplex. De’ Si loses his balance and falls against the ropes. The ropes hold him in the standing position. Cactus is able to get to his feet in no time. Cactus runs towards De’Si Nidea, attempting to clothesline him over the top rope. De’ Si counters and back body-drops Cactus to the outside. Cactus slams onto the mats on the outside. The fans in the front row stand and look down at the International Champion. They taunt him as De’Si Nidea is shown climbing to the top rope. He waits for Cactus to stagger to his feet. De’Si leaps off the top rope and connects with a cross body. The crowd cheers as De’ Si Nidea nips up, on the outside. Nidea then picks Cactus up and nails him with two consecutive Force Uppercuts. He then rolls Cactus back into the ring before the referee reaches the ten count. De’ Si Nidea follows.

De’Si Nidea helps Cactus to his feet. He then performs a Force Suplex and covers for the cover. Cactus is able to kick out just around the two count. Cactus staggers to his feet. Nidea approaches him. As he does, Cactus attempts a kick but Nidea counters with the Parry & Reverse. The fans cheers as Cactus flops to the mat. Nidea attempts another cover but is unsuccessful. Keeping the offense, De’ Si rolls Cactus onto his stomach and quickly applies a headlock. He tightens the hold, trying to wear out his opponent. The referee keeps a close eye on Cactus. Cactus begins to show signs of life as he has now caught his second wind. He begins to power his way to his feet. De’ Si continues to apply the headlock. However, the near 12 inch difference between the two is now in favor of Cactus. Cactus is able to lift Nidea off of his feet. He lifts Nidea into the Atonic Drop position. Instead on hitting the move, Cactus tosses Nidea to the mat in a strange side-power bomb type way. Nidea slams to the mat as Cactus backs himself into the far corner. After catching his breath, Cactus gains control of this match.

Cactus drops a few elbows on Nidea and covers him again. The referee counts to two before Nidea kicks out. Cactus picks De’ Si up and props him over his shoulder. He then sets up De’ Si in the Tree of Woe. While Nidea dangles, upside down, in the corner, Cactus springs himself off of the far ropes. He lands a baseball slide kick to the head of Nidea, who falls from the corner and onto the mat. Cactus helps Nidea to his feet and nails a quick pulling pile driver on Nidea. Instead of going for the pin, the 6 foot 7 inch Champion climbs to the top rope and lands his patented Upside Down Cactus Crash Smash. The crowd is in awe as Cactus hops to his feet. They boo him as he signals for his finisher. Cactus picks Nidea up and quickly deliver the Little Prick. Cactus goes for the cover and receives the victory.

Cactus --- 4.43 promo + 1.6 votes = 6.03
De'Si Nidea --- 4.5 promo + .8 votes = 5.3

WINNER: Cactus

Cactus waits in the ring holding his head and shoulder as De'Si Nidea makes it to his feet. Cactus cradles his belt as he turns around to De'Si Nidea holding his side. Cactus stares at the Jedi for a second, as De'Si extends a hand to Cactus. The crowd boo's as Cactus looks at the gesture with disgust. Cactus looks at the crowd as they await him to attack Nidea. Cactus then silences the crowd by patting Nidea on the shoulder and walking out. De'Si Nidea stands confused and frustrated as Cactus makes his way to the back

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Gormy is seen thriving in anger. The camera is close up on her face

Gormy: And you condone E2's behavior? He took me out at my own ceremony. I could've been defending this title for a month now if it weren't for him.

the camera pans out as Rocky is seen behind Gormy

Rocky: I do apologize for what happened, but how was I supposed to know that this lunatic was going to do that?

Gormy: Funny! You sure were acting buddy buddy with him on TNT, maybe you did know about it!

Gormy stands up and confronts Rocky as he laughs

Rocky: I didn't say I didn't appreciate what he did, I said that I don't condone it. If it was me, I would've taken you out completely. But, E2 prefers to give you a taste before he completely injects you with the pain. And if what you got was just a taste, then I wonder what will be left when he's through!

Gormy: Rocky, let me make something clear to you. Can you bend down for me? You're a pretty tall guy!

Rocky bends down and puts his ear towards Gormy as she leans in to whisper

Gormy: . . . E2 IS GOING TO WISH HE'D NEVER CROSSED MY PATH!!!!

Gormy walks off as Rocky holds his ear in pain.

[Stare]

Gary Roamer is seen pacing back and forth in front of Dickie

Gary Roamer: Now, Dickie, I know you're upset,

Dickie lets out a sigh

Dickie: Heeeeeeeee . . .

Gary Roamer: But, we've got to look past last week. Who cares if you didn't win the match? We know you've got a great future here! And, you did pin Chadwick.

Gary smiles as Dickie looks up and smirks

Gary Roamer: Yeah! You did!

Gary and Dickie high five as Chadwick walks into the shot

Chadwick: You girls enjoying yourself?

Gary Roamer: Now, why ya wanna be hatin?

Chadwick: becasue I'M BAD! But, besides that, I've got something I want to say. Dickie, it's been an honor to wrestle you, and beat you numerous times, but you've gave me quite a run. I guess I'm trying to say that you have my respect.

Chadwick sticks out his hand. Gary Roamer extends his as Chadwick jerks away

Chadwick: I don't wanna shake your hand, you're a little bitch!

Gary Roamer: You did not just go there! Did he just go there? You went there? You want some of me? It's on the table!

Dickie gets up and slams a hand over Roamer's mouth. Dickie extends his hand and shakes Chadwick's hand. Chadwick smiles at Roamer and walks off as Dickie sits back down. Roamer turns to Dickie

Gary Roamer: Class act, Dickie! I would've done the same thing! Chadwick respects you, and the man deserved a handshakes. By God, what a class act both of you are, especially you Dickie!

Gary Roamer continues to keep Dickie's chin up as we cut

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Shinn's Theory is seen sitting in his office. He is angry, but trying to maintain his anger. Starcrunch is sitting alongside him rubbing his shoudlers.

Shinns: I'm doing the best I can, but I can not work with him! I mean, at TNT, he ruined my scheduled time to announce the matches. And tonight, he has already made me look like an idiot in front of the Board of Directors . . . I can't take it.

Starcrunch: Maybe you need a break? I mean, Rocky got one, though it was due to medical reasons, but still, you deserve some time off. You've been at it for over a year now, and a breather would definetly help.

Shinns: Maybe your'e right. But, I can't leave this place under Rocky's control. I mean, then he'll just move on and make someone else's life a living Hell.

Starcrunch: You're right about that. He'd definetly make Stare go out of his mind. I mean, you have to be around for Stare to get anything approved for Blitz! If you weren't here, Rocky would make his life a living Hell! And guys like The Insanity would be placed in matches that make them look like fools. Too many people rely on you, including me.

Shinns turns and smiles at Starcrunch. He gets up and shakes his head

Shinns: So what am I supposed to do? A guy who needs time off, but can't take time off.

A voice startles Shinns

Voice: I can help you with that.

Shinns turns to see Soundscream standing. Shinns immediately eyes Soundscream up and down. Starcrunch leaps to her feet, but Shinns motions her back down.

Shinns: What can I help you with, Mr. Scream?

Soundscream: Shinn's, I am here. I am begging you, pleading with you, to give me a shot at some gold. Now, I know you wanted me to come to you for this without complaining, and that's exactly what I'm doing. I mean, I beat Chilly Willy two weeks ago in a match that was a joke. I wiped the floor with that punk. And then last week, I beat Assassin, along with his new manager, Jessica McDaniels. Shinns, I deserve a title shot!

Shinns thinks for a second and then smiles and pats Soundscream on the shoudler

Shinns: You know what Soundscream, at Sole Survivor, you've earned you're right. And since I'm in such a good mood, I'll give you the opportunity to go for the most prestige belt in the business, the P2PW World Heavyweight Title!

Soundscream's eyes widen as he nods along

Shinns: Thats' right, if you win the #1 contender's match, you've got your shot!

Soundscream: Shinns, that's excellent! I knew you'd come around!

Soundscream pats Shinns on the shoudler. Shinns is smiling until Soundscream shuts the door. Shinns rolls his eyes and sits back down next to Starcrunch

Starcrunch: Because you're in a good mood? Your'e in anything but a good mood! That prick doesn't deserve a title shot, much less a World Title shot!

Shinns: Meh, he would get a shot regardless.

Starcrunch: Who's he gonna face? Oooohh! How about Mastadon?

Shinns replies to her as he shuts his eyes with an uncaring voice

Shinns: Sure . . .

Starcrunch: Or better yet, you! or . . . or me!

Shinns: Yeah, those sound nice . . .

Starcrunch: Ooohhh! What about Nation?

Shinns lays his head back on a cushion

Shinns: Yeah, him too . . .

Starcrunch: You never listen to a word I say!

Starcrunch gets up and walks out angry. Shinns opens one eye as she walks out and smiles

Shinns: Never say never . . .

Shinns stretches as we cut

[Stare]

The camera pans to the ring. We see a set of tables, folded up, lying on the outside. The fans cheer as they wait, in anticipation, for the first ever Undisputed Internet Championship match. Zeroin flickers and Wolverine’s video package plays accompanied by “Fight”. The 6 foot 10 inch monster appears from behind the curtain. The crowd boos as Wolverine works his way to the ring. He circles the ring. Be fore entering, he looks down at the stack of folded tables. He grins then steps onto the apron and over the top rope.

Wolverine’s music fades as “The Insanity” flashes across Zeroin. “Chasing After” blares throughout the arena. The fans jump to their feet as Diddly Squat bursts through the curtain and sprints towards the ring. Without hesitation, he slides into the ring and attacks Wolverine. He backs him into the corner with his shoulder. Wolverine delivers a few hard forearms to the back of Diddly Squat. Wolverine then takes Diddly by the head, and with both hands he swings him around and places him in the corner. Wolverine delivers repetitive rights and lefts on Diddly.

”Whiskey in a Jar” hits and the crowd goes nuts. Gormy appears on top of the ramp with the new title around her waist. She looks towards the ring and begins to laugh. Instead of heading towards the ring, she walks to one side of the ramp. She unstraps her title and holds it high in the air. The crowd goes crazy. She does the same on the other side of the stage. The camera flashes are blinding. Finally, she walks to the ring. Before entering, she grabs one of the tables and slides it in. She rolls into the ring and the referee calls for the bell.

Undisputed Internet Championship - Triple Threat Tables Match
Gormy vs. Diddly Squat vs. Wolverine

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As Gormy props herself up, she begins to unfold the leg’s of the table. Wolverine stops his attack on Diddly and approaches Gormy from behind. He grabs her by the hair. Gormy qucikly jerks his right leg back and low blows Wolverine. The crowd erupts as the referee can not do a thing for the illegal move. Wolverine quickly drops to one knee. Gormy delivers a thunderous kick to the side of his head, which drops Wolverine fully to the mat.

Diddly, now recuperated, sprints towards Gormy. Gormy catches Diddly in the corner of her eye and side steps out of the way. Diddly springs off the ropes. Gormy attempts a clothesline but Diddly ducks. He springs off of the opposite ropes and nails Gormy with a clothesline of his own. Gormy slams to the mat. Diddly looks around and sees both competitors down. He then approaches the table and stands it up in place. He eye-balls the champion. Diddly then bends down to help Gormy to her feet. As he does so, Gormy sweeps the leg out from underneath Diddly. Diddly falls to the mat and Gormy applies a tight leg lock on the Insanity member.

Wolverine finally staggers to his feet and drops a massive elbow on Gormy, which breaks the leg lock. Diddly rolls himself out of the ring and lies on the outside, catching his breath. Wolverine aids Gormy to her feet with one hand. He then body slams her right back down. Wolverine slowly falls back into the ropes, springing himself off of them, and drives his knee into the forehead of Gormy. Gormy rolls around in pain as Wolverine walks over to the table. He pulls the table out towards the center of the ring. Wolverine then approaches Gormy. He picks her up and props her over his shoulder. Diddly hops onto the apron. He quickly enters the ring and knocks the table over. Wolverine, with Gormy still over his shoulder, complains to Diddly, who simple taps himself on the temple explaining how he just outsmarted the challenger. Gormy begins to wiggle free. She slides down the back of Wolverine. However, she locks her arm around the neck of Wolverine. She then performs a reverse twist of fate on the near 7 footer. The crowd goes wild as Wolverine crashes to the mat.

With the table overturned and Wolverine down, Diddly and Gormy lock eyes. They immediately lock up. Diddly quickly breaks the lock up and snap suplexs Gormy to the mat. He aids her to her feet and sends her off the ropes. Diddly takes the champion down via spinning heel kick. Diddly props the table onto it’s legs and picks Gormy up. He places Gormy’s head in between his legs and sets her up for a power bomb. He performs the move. Before Gormy crashes through the table, Wolverine pushes it out of the way. Gormy crashes to the mat. Wolverine grabs Diddly and performs a Belly to Belly Suplex. Wolverine then climbs to the top rope. Diddly staggers to his feet only to be knocked back down by Wolverine’s devastating clothesline from the top rope.

Now having the full advantage, Wolverine looks towards the champion, who is still lying on the mat. He aids her to her feet and wraps his hand around her throat. It looks as though he is about to chokeslam her through the table. Diddly staggers to his feet but Wolverine wraps his other hand around the throat of the Insanity member. The fans rise to their feet as Wolverine is about to perform a double chokeslam. In the blink of an eye, Diddly and Gormy break the hold by kicking the mid-section of Wolverine. He staggers backwards and Gormy and Diddly knock him to the mat via double clothesline. Wolverine rolls out of the ring. Diddly then spring boards himself over the top rope, landing on Wolverine. Gormy slides out of the ring. However, she is now on the opposite side. She grabs another table and sets it up on the outside. She then rolls back into the ring and leans against the ropes. As Diddly makes it to his feet, Gormy pretends to be leaning against the ropes in hopes of catching her breath. Diddly Squat enters the ring and sprints towards Gormy. Gormy quickly outsmarts the genius and back-body drops him over the top rope. Diddly flies out of the ring and crashes through the table on the outside. The fans blow the roof off of the arena as the referee calls for the bell. Gormy has just sent the Insanity member through a table.

Gormy --- 4.5 promo + 1.4 votes = 5.9
Wolverine --- 3.8 promo + .3 votes = 4.1
Diddly --- 4.6 promo + .7 votes = 5.3

WINNER: Gormy

Gormy rolls out of the ring holding her belt up as the fans cheer on. Diddly lays motionless in the shards of wood as we cut to the back

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We go Inside The Blood Pack's Room. They are all sitting around with a look of confusement. The camera pans to see them watching WWE superstar, HHH, advertising Wrestlemania in a Braveheart Spoof. The scene cuts as Aladdin stops the VCR

Vegeta: That was lame . . .

SIMZ: Totally Gay . . .

Aladdin: You know you're running out of idea's when you start to steal movie scenes. I'm glad the creative minds at P2P are smarter than this.

A figure walks into the screen as Aladdin, Vegeta, and SIMZ all look up to see Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill. He is decked out in a Scottish Kilt, long haired wig, a pair of bagpipes, and his face is painted blue and red

Aladdin: What the Hell are you supposed to be?

the camera pans in on Bishop's face

Bishop: I'm Mel Gibson! Or, William Wallace . . .the guy from Braveheart.

SIMZ: Nice dress . . .

Vegeta: Now that's totally gay!

Bishop: Oh come on, y'all! I even got the accent down!

Bishop clears his throat

Bishop: Aye, evr'y las one of you's are here forah reason! They've taken our lan, they've taken our lives, but they'll never take . . . AARRRGGGHHH FRAAAAYYYYDDUUMMMM!

Bishop raises his arm as the camera pans back to SIMZ, Vegeta, and Aladdin, whom all look dumbfounded

Bishop: What do you guys think?

Aladdin: Wow! Just wow!

Vegeta: On a scale of one to ten, ten being extremly gay, and one being totally straight, that was a twelve point five . . .

SIMZ: Really! Is "Our Freedom" gonna replace "Chuuuurrch"?

Bishop: Of course not, playa. Though, I do think it is catchy, it's always about the Chuuuurrrccchhh! But, was it really that bad?

Vegeta: Dude, we're not even pretending we know you right now.

Vegeta, Aladdin, and SIMZ all get up and walk out. Bishop is left standing in his outfit. He blows in the bagpipes as they let out a terrible sound. He throws them down and walks away

Bishop: I knew I should've kept the receipt for this dress!

[glow=red,4,300]WRESTLEFEVER 2
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[Stare]

Nation is seen heading towards the ring backstage for his Rage Title match. He stops by Shinn's Theory's office. He knocks on the door as he is invited in by Shinn's Theory

Nation: Alright, what did you need to see me for?

Shinns: There will not be a Rage Title match tonight.

Nation: You gotta be kidding me?

Shinn's Theory: No, Spaz was taken to the hospital after an attack by The Blood Pack.

Nation smacks his fist in his hand

Nation: Those sons of bitches!

Shinns: Look, I know you want some retribution, but tonight is not the night. I know you wanted to defend that Rage Title as well, but it's also not the night for that. In fact, I have a huge announcement that concerns you Nation, and I'm heading to the ring to make that announcement right now, so don't do anything stupid. Wait til after Sole Survivor, because who knows? You might be thinking about other gold after that event.

Shinns Theory pats Nation on the shoulder as he heads toward the ring. The camera stays on Nation as he punches the wall and walks out

MAIN EVENT:
Rage Title Match

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Nation[/color] vs. Spaz[/center]

Nation --- 0 promo = 0
Spaz --- 0 promo = 0

WINNER: No Contest

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"P.C." hits as Shinn's Theory walks out to a massive pop. He paces down to the ringas the fans are going nuts. He steps in and grabs a mic

Shinns: Now, I promised you all a blockbuster announcement, and that's just what I'm going to give you. As you know, Sole Survivor is around the corner, and. . .

"Hysteria" hits as Rocky walks out to a chorus of boo's. He brushes them off as he steps into the ring, grabbing a mic as well

Rocky: Go on, just out here to do my job . . .

Rocky motions for Shinns to continue

Shinns: K, anyways, the match that I am about to announce concerns almost all of the roster, and that's why . . .

Rocky: Ladies and Gentlemen, Soul Reaper . . .

Rocky motions to the back as he continues his annoyance from TNT. Soul Reaper walks out. He is given a mic by Rocky as he gets in the ring. As his music die's out, the fans are booing him loudly.

Soul Reaper: I am out here to make sure I'm not screwed over. After your little incident earlier tonight, I wanted to be present for this announcement!

Shinns: Why is it that everytime I someone has a major announcement, you automatically think it concerns you. This has nothing to do with you, Soul Reaper! But, it does have to do with Rocky . . .

Shinns smiles at Rocky as Rocky becomes questionable

Shinn's Theory: Anymore guests, Rocky? Or can I go on . . .

Rocky: You better watch what you announce, Shinns!

Shinns: Oh, Rocky! This match is straight from the Board, and I think you'll actually like this, along with 19 other superstars in the back!

the crwod becomes curious, as some are cheering

Shinns: As you all know, the WWE's main two attractions for the month of January were The Royal Rumble Match, and an Elimination Chamber match! Now, what we at the P2PW are going to do is combine these matches . . .

Shinns pauses to let the fans become even more curious

Shinns: We're going to take the Elimination Chamber, and make it bigger and better, equipped with 4 more chambers, for a total of 8 chambers! And, including the 2 superstars that will begin the match, that gives us a grand total of 10 wrestlers in the match!

The fans cheer as Shinns continues

Shinns: "But, Shinns, how does this relate to the Royal Rumble?" you ask? Well, the winner will be given the same treatment. He will go on to face the champion at WrestleFever Two!

the fans cheer wildly as Rocky cuts Shinn's off

Rocky: Woah! Shinns, you said this announcement concerned 20 superstars!

Shinns: Nice Math Skills, Rock-O!

A "Rock-O" chant starts as Rocky becomes infuriated

Shinns: As you know, Sole Survivor isn't the last stop before Fever. There will be another PPV before it called Momentum. At Sole Surivivor, this chamber match will happen twice, each time with 10 different superstars chosen at random. You won't even know you're in the match or which chamber you're in until that night! As For Momentum, there will be a winner from each chamber match. Those two individuals will go on to Momentum to face off to determine who will become the Undiputed #1 Contender for the World Title!

The fans leap to their feet in enthusiasm of the announcement they've heard. Soul Reaper steps towards Shinns

Soul Reaper: Let me get this straight! This match is to determine the #1 Contender for the World Title, and you decided this announcement didn't concern me?

Shinns: Soul Reaper, you have a match already. Anyone who already has a match will not participate in these Chamber Matches.

Soul Reaper: But, considering they might be facing me at Fev. . .

Shinns: You mean Stare?

Soul Reaper's eye's widen as he looks at Shinns

Soul Reaper: What did you say?

Shinns: You mean they might be facing Stare at WrestleFever!

the fans cheer as Shinns and Reaper lock eyes

Rocky: Damn it! What did we start this night off talking about!?

Soul Reaper: So, you think Stare will beat me?

Shinns: . . . with . . .ease!!!

Soul Reaper grabs Shinns around the throat and pushes him back into the corner. Rocky gets inbetween the men and tries to separate them. Shinns shoves Rocky back by pushing his face, then he low blows Reaper. Reaper falls down to his knees as Shinns badmouth's him. Rocky then nails a hard forearm shot to the side of Shinns's head. Shinns falls down as Rocky hesitates as he looks back at the curtian. He backs off of Shinns as Rocky whispers something to Reaper. Soul Reaper makes it to his feet. He picks Shinns up and nails the Rest In Peace on Shinns. The crowd boo's as Rocky stands off to the side smiling. Soul Reaper looks at Rocky and smiles as Rocky nods. Soul Reaper goes to the outside and pulls a ladder out from under the ring. The crowd erupts in boo's as memories of Stare's demise from two weeks back at TNT are remembered. Soul Reaper sets the ladder up. He bends down and lifts Shinns head up off the mat. Soul Reaper brings him to the ladder and begins to climb when "Energy" hits the speakers. The crowd jumps to their feet as Soul Reaper immediately drops Shinns. Soul Reaper jumps out of the ring and begins to walk down the isle to meet Stare. The crowd's cheers die out as Stare's music continues, but he doesnt come out.

The cheers soon resurface as an ambulance is drove out form behind the curtain. The sirens go off as Soul Reaper stares down the Ambulance. It is not long until we can make out Stare driving the ambulance. Soul Reaper doesn't budge as Stare gases the ambulance. It speeds towards Soul Reaper. The crowd grows in anticipation as Soul Reaper doesn't budge. But, at the last second, Soul Reaper dives out of the way, into the barricade as Stare plows the Ambulance into the ring, moving the ring slightly. Stare steps out of the ambulance with a chair in hand. He gets in the ring as Rocky quickly exits. Stare checks on Shinns as Soul Reaper attempts to get back into the ring, but is thwarted off by Stare swinging the chair. Soul Reaper begins to finally back off as Stare points at the ambulance. Soul Reaper is thriving with anger and he punches out the passenger window of the ambulance. Rocky tries to calm him down. Shinn's leans up on his elbow and looks up at Stare and at Soul Reaper. He grabs his head as Rocky smiles and walks to the back. Stare and Soul Reaper lock eyes with each other as the camera shows both men's faces as Blitz! goes off the air

CREDITS: Stare, and a big ups to Shinns for all his help. Werd.

[shinnstheory]

Ha! Sweet job dude.

IC: Now as for the 20 guys in those Sole Survivor matches, pray I am not one of them.

[Reaper]

Awesome show! I loved the WF2 commercial. Very creative!

Roll on SS!

[spaz]

great show guys, better than i expected considering i didnt promo.

I'd like to announce i was waiting for Nation to promo first cause of the Rage belt, I was going to play off his to hopefully achieve a better promo score than usual. He never promo'd. we lost the tag belts and I get a re-match for the Rage belt.

great show like i said, i will promo first next time.

Congrates to the Blood Pack for being crowned the new Tag Team Champions... The Insanity will get them back soon, i assure all of you.

sorry ninj

[Darth Peccatus]

Nice work, given all the stress and stuff that you've been on about.

Didn't win...well, not entirely unexpected. Meh. Anyhoo, must dash; things to screw, people to do.

[Cactus]

great show, if not in the chamber @ SS can I be in it a momemtum ?

Well done Jedi great match, where are the promo scores ?

[Nation]

great show. sorry i didn't promo, loads of real life stuff happened and couldn't get online in time. all thankfully sorted and all is good in the nation camp. hopefully me and spaz will get to lock horns some point soon.....waiting for me to promo first tsk tsk

[stocko]

excellent show peeps!

[LK]

Awsome show man, awsome.

[jessica]

Great write up, but voting STILL makes it a popularity contest.

[ChadClassic]

Good job peoples, I better be 1 of those 20 men at Sole Survivor, or else I'm gonna go E2 and punch the owner. Just kidding....

[Simz]

Loved the show and LOVED the WF 2 ad. It was great.

[Aladdin]

Great Show Stare.

You put up a good fight Ninja.

WF2 ad was great.

[Gormy]

Brilliant show as always boys. Keep up the good work!

Wench said:

Great write up, but voting STILL makes it a popularity contest.

Miaow

[brockandsable]

^ha!

Gormy retained the title; it's on at Sole Survivor little girl....

[Cactus]

^her name my be mummy bear but she will own you

belive dat playa

( IC BTW )

[McKenna]

Mumma said:

Miaow

Post of the Month,

Bottom line, as Im sure Shinns and Stare have said a million times, this is the way P2PW does their matches.

Funny how certain people only come back and vote in certain times for certain matches though

*Looks at the mirror*

What me? coming back to deliberately vote to counter balance other votes??
Never

(if you want to warn me thats cool, it was worth it)

[Scream]

Nice work fellas. #1 contender match for strap. I'm salivating.

[KillerSundin (Formerly HBK)]

IC: If I am not in that match for the World Title then I will punch somebody
OOC: Great show guys!

[diddlysquat]

Excellent show. I demand a spot in one of the Elimination Chambers. Either that or a match at Wrestlefever.

Cool WF2 add. ;D

[Stare]

Shinns wrote the two matches that actually had substance. Thanks alot ot him, he helped me out greatly. You guys woudl stil be waiting if it wasnt for him.

Anwyays, for got this

STAFF RATINGS[/color]

STARE'S RATINGS[/color]

Nation --- n/a (Lame . . . not because you didnt promo, but because I was looking forward to it. Oh well)
Spaz --- n/a (Yeah, this really sucks. Not having either man promo for a rage title match is not too good, but things come up, so it's understandable. But, in this case, you may have lost a belt, and lost an opportunity at another.)

Gormy --- 4.5 (Goodness all around. Great description, it's good to see that someone as creative of you finally has a belt. Awesome job)
Wolverine --- 4.0 (Nice job. I got bored about 3/4 of the way through it, and your character going from a breathing Heidenreich type persona to a self-pity persona was a bit odd. But, you're thinking about your character and trying to develop him more and more. Sometimes, simple is better. Either way, valiant effort)
Diddly --- 4.5 (HA! I loved it. So original! I loved the chat, the only thing I didnt' like was Wolverine sitting on a table rising up form the stage along iwth Gormy to psyche you out. That is totally out of Wolvie's character. But, no biggie, great job none-the-less)

Cactus --- 4.6 (Great read! The dialogue and Intensity were outstanding. You developed yoru character a lot, IMO. For some reason, I'm a lot more into him after reading that. Great job)
De'Si Nidea --- 4.5 (Blacker than the Wayans Bros.? LOL! Nice. You have such original promo's, and I never get tired of your character. Awesome job!)

Spaz --- n/a (didnt' I already rate you?)
Red Ninja --- 4.0 (It's refreshing to get a short/to the point promo sometimes, as long as it's done well. This was done well. Good job)
Aladdin --- 4.0 (I like your promos, but I'm honestly torn. It seems you don't focus on the fact that you are in a "wrestling federation" enough. You'd be awesome in the expression forum, but try to stay on topic of wrestling. Character development doesn't have to leave the ring completely. Other than that, nice job, good description, but try to not have every promo like this . . . off topic)
Vegeta --- 3.5 (you need some work, but you're getting better. I dont' know if I like how all of the Blood Pack members do there promo's the same, but to each his own. I think if you use your own style, you'll find your stregnth quicker)


SHINNS' RATINGS

[color=white[Nation - 0.0[/color] (I’m disappointed. This could have been one hell of a match. I always look forward to your promos. The Rage Title NEEDS a full timer.)
Spaz - 0.0 (Slaps Spaz.....all you needed to do was write one tiny paragraph and you would have become Rage Champion.)

Gormy - 4.6 (Besides the mention of Stare (who isn’t in attendance) excellent promo, as expected. Seven words - This is why you are a champion.)
Wolverine - 4.0 (I had a hard time rating this promo. The s-s-stuttering needs to go. The overall atmosphere was visible, which is good. You seem to finally have some sort or gimmick behind your character. What I saw was a bi-polar type gimmick. I’m not sure how to rate this. I am torn between 3.5 & 4.0. Since you put some time and thought into this, I’ll go with the higher of the two. It’s hard to just jump into a new gimmick. You sealed your gimmick in this promo. Hopefully you can stick with it. It will help you out, a lot, with your promos. Personally, I think a little less destruction (ie. Ripping the door off the wall and having men dressed in armor subdue you) would make your gimmick a little more believable.)
Diddly Squat - 4.6 (Brilliant. Funny as fuck! Very unique. I always look forward to your promos. I like how you step back a bit and put others over. At the same time, you stay in character and entertain us. Excellent stuff.)

Cactus - 4.3 (Good promo. This should definitely be a close one. I don’t have much criticism for ya.)
De’Si Nidea - 4.4 (Your descriptions are very, very long. Sometimes that can be a good thing, and sometimes it can be a bad thing. In this case, I found myself getting lost. I think your descriptions should be narrowed down, or spaced out. More “speaking” is needed, IMO. You’re an excellent writer. You’re funny as hell. You have everything that one needs to become a great competitor in any e-Fed. Besides my small criticism, the promo was good.)

Spaz - 0.0 (Slaps Spaz again.)
Red Ninja - 3.5 (Short and sweet. It’s a shame Spaz didn’t promo.)
Aladdin - 4.3 (Managed to keep my attention for a 2 post promo. Not bad at all Aladdin. You guys are a bunch of misfits.)
Vegeta - 3.5 (Decent promo. You followed the time line. It’s good to see 2 people on the same team supporting snf building off each other’s promos. That’s a sign of a good team. Congrads!)

ROCKY'S RATINGS[/b]
Nation -
Spaz -

Gormy - 4.3 (Very mysterious. I enjoyed this. It was very possible to get a visual of the whole thing, and that's what makes a good promo.)
Wolverine - 3.5 (You made this promo drag on further than it had to go. The actual content of the promo was good though.)
Diddly - 4.0 (The idea was great. Very original. Nice promo.)

Cactus - 4.4 (One of your best promos for sure. I liked the whole "respect" thing with Nidea.)
De'Si Nidea - 4.6 (You never cease to amaze me. The quality of your promos are simply brilliant. The humour in them is very unlike any others I have read.)

Spaz - N/A
Red Ninja - 4.0 (You hyped the match very well. A straight and to the point promo.)
Aladdin - 3.5 (I didn't really see the point of this, to be honest. It seems like you were writing a story more than a promo. It didn't have to be as long as it was either.)
Vegeta - 3.5 (Again, a staright forward promo hyping the match well.)

VOTES:

Spaz --- n/a
Nation --- n/a

Gormy --- IIIII IIIII IIII
Wolverine --- III
Diddly --- IIIII II

Cactus --- IIIII IIIII IIIII I
Nidea --- IIIII III

The Insanity --- IIIII IIIII III
The Blood Pack --- IIIII IIIII I