Blitz! Promo's & Voting (4/3 - 4/7)

[Stare]

We see The Blood Pack walking down the hallway laughing amongst themselves. SIMZ is addressing the group as they continue

Simz: Yeah, so that punk got in my face, and began to flap his jaw about random shit about hte Blood Pack and our losing streak at Sole Survivor, so I layed his ass out with a road sign laying against the building outside of the arena.

Bishop: Punk Bitches betta racognize . . . so sayeth the Lord!

All: Amen!

They stop laughing and look up to see a frustrated Shinns. He looks up and grins and looks back down at some papers. The Blood Pack shrug and begin to walk as Shinns puts a hand up against Bishop's chest, stopping the group. He looks up

Shinns: No . . . no . . . stay!

The Blood Pack smile at one another as Shinns looks back down at his papers. He picks one out and looks at it. He begins to read it.

Shinns: Dan "The Dragon" Taylor . . . aka DDT. Height . . . 5'11", Weight . . . 245, brown hair, and brown eyes . . .

Shinns looks up at the Blood Pack as they look on in confusion

Aladdin: What the fu . . .

Bishop shoots a hand up over Aladdin's mouth

Bishop: Watch the language, Bitch!

Aladdin: So, bitch isn't a . . . anyways, what the fudge are you babbling about Shinns?

Shinns: OH! You don't know what I'm talking about their Aladdin? Or how about the other half of the FORMER Tag Team Champions, Vegeta? You know what I'm talking about? No! Surprise! Surprise! How about you Reverend, you got any clue?

The Blood Pack looks on at Shinns as he smiles and turns his gaze towards SIMZ

Shinns: Oh! Simz here knows exactly what I'm talking about. I just described the man that he attacked earlier tonight. The man that he "layed out" with a sign. The man that the P2PW singed to a televised deal. The man that will debut tonight against . . . oh, let's see, what a toughie. How about you, Simz?

Simz: Actually, Shin . . .

Shinns: Fantastic! Go get'em Tiger! Or . . .are these other douche's the Tigers? I can't keep any of you asses straight.

Shinns walks off as the Blood Pack is steemed as the opening credits begin as "Watching You Die" hits

The pyro's go off as the music finally cuts as The P2PW Board Representative, Mary Lindsay, is standing in the center of the ring

Mary Lindsay: Thank you, P2PW Fans. First and foremost, Sole Survivor pulled in a record number for the P2PW, setting the trail nicely for WrestleFever 2. Myself, along with the board and superstar's in the back, would like to thank you.

Mary sticks the mic under her arm adn claps as the fans cheer loudly

Mary Lindsay: But, onto business. First Off, Soundscream has made a challenge to the World Champion, Stare. Stare informed me that he accepted the challenge for tonight, but it will be in a non-title situation. Speaking of Soundscream, he has also requested his own segment on Blitz!, which I will discuss with Stare, The Co-Owner's, and The Board of Directors. Unknown to the fans, Shinn's Theory, also known as Matt Therberge, sent the P2PW Board a letter asking us to re-evaluate Rocky's health and ability to perform his duties as a Co-Owner of the P2PW. We took Mr. Therberge's request into consideration and have evaluted Rocky's health. With that said, we came to the conclusion that . . .

"Hysteria" hits as Rocky makes his way out smiling. He steps in the ring and grabs a mic

Rocky: They made the decision that eventhough I was a little off the edge, I was perfectly capable of handling my duties.

Mary Lindsay: That, and also . . .

Rocky: That Shinn's was not aloud to re-submit a paper asking fo my removal without serious grounds.

Mary Lindsay: and just to add on . . .

Rocky: And also because I'm under contract, and the Board would have to pay me a hefty fine to cover the 10 year contract that I signed. So, basically, I'm free to do whatever I want, as long as it isn't in breach of anyone else's contract. Hell, I can do this!

Rocky sits the mic down on the ground slowly and smiles at Mary as he flips both of his middle fingers up and directs it at the crowd and picks hte mic back up as they boo him on

Rocky: . . . or this!

Rocky turns quickly and nails a kick to Mary Lindsay and ddt's her into the ground. He quickly stands back up and smiles down at her as the crowd boo's loudly

Rocky: See!? This is the crap I don't need. Shinns has been trying to pull this for months, and I can't take it! And thanks to the information provided by Mrs. Lindsay, I really don't have to! I havent' had a great past couple of days. I went to TNT and had a match 48 hours after battling inside a Cell for over an hour. I have to deal with Da Man's return, and that sorry son of a bitch cost me the Cell match that I fought so hard at. So, I have some thing's to say, and tonight, they're going to be said . . . but not right now! And when I get angry, innocent people get hurt, Shinns! This is your fault!

Rocky drops the mic and walks out in anger as the crowd boo's on as EMT's rush down to Mary Lindsay's help.

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TONIGHT'S VENUE

Singles Match
SIMZ vs. Dan "The Dragon" Taylor

Singles Match
ChadClassic vs. "The Assassin" Tyler Stone

MAIN EVENT
Non-Title --- No DQ Singles Match

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Stare vs. Soundscream[/b][/center]

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Deadline: April 7th, 7pm (EST)

[Stare]

Simz
ChadClassic
Stare

promo to come

[Aladdin]

Simz
Chadclassic
Soundscream

[Faster Pussycat!]

Dan
Chad
Soundscream

[diddlysquat]

Singles Match
Dan "The Dragon" Taylor

Singles Match
"The Assassin" Tyler Stone

MAIN EVENT
Non-Title --- No DQ Singles Match
Soundscream

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Singles Match
SIMZ

Singles Match
"The Assassin" Tyler Stone. Too bad, this is a tough one...

MAIN EVENT
Non-Title --- No DQ Singles Match
Soundscream in a classic.

[ChadClassic]

Dan "The Dragon" Taylor-- Only because he's a no0b.
ChadClassic
Stare

EDIT: Promo to come tomorrow or tuesday for the latest.

[Darth Peccatus]

Vostings!

SIMZ (I'm not yet convinced that DDT will be an active member of the roster...though I hope he proves me wrong)

ChadClassic (I crave more movie ripoffs!)

SoundScream (Upset vote; no offence meant to Stare, I just feel that a win for Double S will lead to interesting storylines)

[Scream]

Singles Match
SIMZ

Singles Match
"The Assassin" Tyler Stone

MAIN EVENT
Non-Title --- No DQ Singles Match
Soundscream (This should be a doozy)

[Drow]

Votes

SimZ

Tyler "The Assassin" Stone

SoundScream

[stocko]

Singles Match
SIMZ

Singles Match
Tyler

MAIN EVENT
Non-Title --- No DQ Singles Match
Stare (flipped a coin - this will be good)

[spaz]

SIMZ - we're best buddies.

ChadClassic - i like his character more.

Soundscream - i hate stare. staff souldnt be champs.

[shinnstheory]

Simz

Tyler Stone

Stare

[brockandsable]

SIMZ
ChadClassic
Soundscream

[Nation]

TONIGHT'S VENUE

Singles Match
SIMZ vs. Dan "The Dragon" Taylor (SIMZ-been impressed recently)

Singles Match
ChadClassic vs. "The Assassin" Tyler Stone
(both great characters but i'll go with the assassin, he would benefit from the win a great deal more. chadclassic is getting over quite nicely.)
MAIN EVENT
Non-Title --- No DQ Singles Match
Stare vs. Soundscream (tough, tough, tough. everyone's friendly neighbourhood gm vs the most charismatic heel in the company. i'm going for stare for purely selfish reasons. if stare loses that would make soundscream number 1 contender but thats what i'm going to get my ass kicked for at momentum. there can only be one and it's me i'm afraid...shinns' who?

[Red Ninja]

SIMZ
Chad
Soundscream

[McKenna]

Singles Match

SIMZ

Singles Match

ChadClassic

MAIN EVENT

Non-Title --- No DQ Singles Match

Stare

[Reaper]

Singles Match
Dan "The Dragon" Taylor

Singles Match
ChadClassic

MAIN EVENT
Non-Title --- No DQ Singles Match
Soundscream

[Hercules]

SIMZ
Chadclassic
Stare

[_the j-man]

SIMZ
ChadClassic
Stare

[Cactus]

Simz

Chad

Stare ( will lead to interesting times )

also i dont think Nation voted on this one reading his votage ? ? ?

[Reaper]

Cactus said:

also i dont think Nation voted on this one reading his votage ? ? ?

Yeah, he did. It just looks slightly cryptic!

[Nation]

i think the "i'm going for stare" might have give it away there, cactus.

anyway, as your rage champion, i command thee to keep this thread for votes and promos, you diseased rhinocerous pizzles!

well, i had to say it before we got shouted at.

[ChadClassic]

We go to the P2PW Headquarters. ChadClassic is seen sitting in a chair decked out in a nice fine suit. His legs are crossed and his hair has been braided.

ChadClassic:
Greetings and pleading's bitches. Its your head master, ChadClassic coming at you with the second edition of "ChadClassic Gone Hollywood"! Now, this week I have a different movie I'm spoofing off of. Its name... Basic Instinct. And it stars me and... ah just watch the movie clip...

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The camera cuts to the clip. Tyler "The Assassin" Stone is seen sitting in a chair decked out in a white outfit. The room is very blue, like the regular Basic Instinct. ChadClassic is in a suit at one table, while Stare and Bischop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill are seen sitting at another.

ChadClassic:
Mr. Stone, do you know why we brought you here?

Tyler Stone:
Because you like what I do? Becuase my wrestling excites you? Or because I'm just so damn fine.

Tyler begins to rub his nipple through his shirt. Stare's eyes buldge as he begins to slowly unloosen his tie. Chad and BPDDP look at eachother weird? BPDDP slaps Stare on the back and he coughs before sitting back down.

BPDDB:
Okay now playa, we wanna know, did you make serious threats toward my nigga, ChadClassic?

Stare{Licking his lips}:
So... did ya?

Tyler Stone:
I did no such thing! I find it wrong how you people accuse me of such thing. I was only placed in a match against ChadClassic, I was only doing my job.

ChadClassic:
Wait, what do you mean "You people"?

BPDDB:
Yeah, what did you mean by that my paled out compadre?

Tyler Stone:
Oh come on. Lets not turn this into a moment from "Boyz 'N the Hood", please!

ChadClassic begins to get weird flashbacks of Shinns Theory forcing him to kiss a picture of Triple H's bare ass. He cringes.

ChadClassic:
Alright lets leave that. So is it true that you... made these threats towards me? Because even though we're opponents on Blitz!, I hold no grudge against you in real life. I find you to be a good person, but a good wrestler your not.

Tyler Stone:
Not a good wrestler? I've wrestled with the best, Ron Jeremy... Stare licks his lips before rubbing his nipple Jenna Jameson...

ChadClassic:
WHOA! We're talking about WRESTLERS, actual wrestlers, not pornographic figures.

BPDDB:
I dunno playa, I think Jenna Jameson's "Wrestling skills" are just fine, ya feel my playa? CHUCH!

Stare:
Now Tyler Stone, have you ever engaged in any sexual activity with.... Diddly Squat?

Tyler Stone:
Nope.

ChadClassic:
Nation?

Tyler Stone:
No way in hell!

BPDDB:
Gormy?

Styler Tone doesn't respond. He just hangs his head in some sort've shame.

ChadClassic:
SO YOU DID SLEEP WITH GORMY!!! HAHA YES!!! NOW I CAN KEEP BRINGING THIS UP DURING OUR MATCH TO FUCK WITH YOUR MIND HAHA... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone looks around and is afraid as Chad notices he's scared everyone. He quickly sits back in his seat to continue the interview.

BPDDB:
Okay playa's, I got places to be and ho's to smack. Now uh, someone betta 'fess up before someone's forced to see THE RIGHT HAND OF GOD!!! AMEN!!!

Tyler Stone:
Okay fine. I did talk smack about ChadClassic... and yes, I did sleep with Gormy

Stare:
By golly I knew it! This interview is over. Officers, take this man away.

Two officers, Mastadon and Nation, grab Tyler Stone out of his chair and drag him away.

ChadClassic:
See ya on Blitz! Tyler!!!

Tyler Stone:
You cold hearted bastard, just wait until Blitz!....[/b][/color]
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[Scream]

"Pardon Me" hits as Stare makes his way to the ring. His facial expressions seem to indicate that he is in an awful mood. He enters the ring and motions to stop his music. He holds the mic up to his mouth as he paces the ring.


Stare
SoundScream you miserable son of a bitch let's do this right here, right now.

[glow=red,2,300]The crowd erupts and starts to chant Stare's name[/glow]

Stare
Either you come to me or I'll come to you.

[glow=red,2,300]An ambulances siren is heard through the arena. The Zerion opens to an ambulance tearing through a hospital parking lot. The sirens fade as SoundScream is seen exiting the ambulance. He looks at the camera with a huge smile on his face.[/glow]

SoundScream
I'm Baaaack! Stare, now who in their right mind would EVER interfere in your world title match at Sole Survivor? Who would try to deceive you like that? Who ever would do such a thing must be a cold hearted, dispicable, good looking, genius son of a bitch.

[glow=red,2,300]The crowd boos as Stare grasps the ropes watching SoundScream on the Zerion.[/glow]

SoundScream
You freakin imbecile. You had to have known that somehow, someway, I'd be back to take you out. But, fortunately, for you, my plan seemed to backfire, just a wee bit. You see Stare, my goal wasn't for you to lose that precious gold, no, no. My goal was for you to lose your soul. My goal was for you TO LOSE YOUR HEAD. And now P2PW has something much greater to deal with than Scream the loose canon. Now P2PW has to deal with something much more powerful. P2PW HAS TO DEAL WITH SOMETHING MUCH MORE....

[glow=red,2,300]SoundScream looks around and then back at the camera.[/glow]

SoundScream
Dare I say...EVIL. Since day one you and Shinn's had it out for me. But now I have formed an alliance with someone who might hate you more than I do. I formed an alliance with a man who would like nothing more than to snap your neck...I formed an alliance with someone I think you know very well. I formed an alliance with the man they call SOUL REAPER.

[glow=red,2,300]SoundScream opens the back of the ambulance and pulls out a stretcher. There is a sheet wrapped over what looks to be a body.[/glow]

SoundScream
So, you thought Soul Reaper was finished? You drove away in that ambulance but you did something which you've been known to do before. You never finished the job.

[glow=red,2,300]SoundScream pulls the sheet off the stretcher to reveal a life like replica of Stare.[/glow]

SoundScream
Who were you expecting? Him...

[glow=red,2,300]SoundScream points to behind the camera and out walks Soul Reaper. The camera then fades back to the arena. Stare's face has changed from anger to a more serious look. SoundScream then looks scared.[/glow]

SoundScream
Oh no! Reaper, it looks as though Stare is gasping for breath...

[glow=red,2,300]SoundScream begings to try and revive the "dummy" Stare. He begins pounding on his chest when Reaper grabs his shoulder.[/glow]

Soul Reaper
Scream. It's over. HAHAHAHAHAH. IT'S OVER.

SoundScream
It's over? Hahahaha. IT'S OVER....THAT'S RIGHT STARE IT'S FUCKING OVER.

[glow=red,2,300]SoundScream flips the stretcher over and begins to destroy the dummy. When he comes up he has two things in each hand. In one hand he has a replica Championship belt and in the other he has the head. He looks at both then hands the belt to Reaper. Scream looks at the dummy head and begins to laugh. He then turns the head towards the camera and the head is missing its eyes.[/glow]

SoundScream
Remember what I said to you before Stare? You can't see, if you can't stare. While you were parading around acting like the glory hog that you are I snuck right under the radar. Shinn's and your little radar never picked up this bomb did it. Stare come Blitz you are well, over your head. Hahaha. Come Blitz we'll see who gains momentum. COME BLITZ I'M COMING FOR YOUR HEAD.

[glow=red,2,300]Soul Reaper grabs the head out of SoundScream's hands and stares at it. A sadistic smile crosses his face.[/glow]

Soul Reaper
Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust

[glow=red,2,300]SoundScream grabs the head back from Reaper.[/glow]

SoundScream
YOUR HEAD IS MINE.

[glow=red,2,300]Both men look at each other and begin to laugh as the camera fades to black.[/glow]