Blitz! Results (5/1)

[Stare]

Rocky is seen walking down the hallway. He is looking down at some papers in a folder and walks into someone. He looks up to see Da Man. Da Man looks on at him

Da Man: So, does this mean we're friends?

Their is a brief pause as both men crack a smile and begin to laugh

Rocky: Heh, follow me . . .

both men walk into Rocky's office

"Obvious" hits as Dan "The Dragon" Taylor comes out to a low amount of cheers. The newcomer appears determined as he marches his way to the ring. He walks in and does a quick pose. His music cuts and then a low voice is heard saying "The Blood Pack" as fireworks explode and "One Step Closer" hits. "The Tiger" Vegeta walks out to a large amount of boos. He paces his way to the ring with Aladdin following shortly behind. Dan "The Dragon" Taylor grabs a mic upon their arrival

DDT: You know, I think it's pathetic how you guys go everywhere with each other. It proves how all you guys are nothing but cowards. But, you all run your mouth like you are all something special. Now, what The Dragon is proposing is this. Tonight, I will start to end The Blood Pack one by one, so tonight's match will be a . . . contract match!

Vegeta looks on, as Aladdin does as well

DDT: I'm confident enough in myself to do this. Tonight, if you win Vegeta, my trial-contract for a televised P2PW deal is over, and you'll never have to see me again, but if I win, The Blood pack is one man down, as nobody will ever see you again! And don't worry about thinking it over, I've already had it approved by Mr. Theory. Ring the damn bell!

CONTRACT SINGLES MATCH
Dan "The Dragon" Taylor vs. "The Tiger" Vegeta

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The bells sounds as DDT and Vegeta lock-up. Vegeta wrenches the arm as DDT reverses it. Vegeta whips DDT across the ring to break the hold and catches him with a clotheslines coming back. Vegeta goes for a quick cover, but only gets a 1 count. Him and DDT meet each other coming up and Vegeta slaps DDT across the face. DDT stumbles to the ropes. He looks up at Vegeta enraged and begins to charge forward, but is tripped by Aladdin, reaching under the ropes. DDT gets up and immediately reaches through the ropes for Aladdin, but Vegeta runs to the corner and springboards himself over the ropes and nails a hard elbow to the back of DDT's head, snapping him back onto the mat. Vegeta slides back in the ring and picks DDT up. He hooks him under the arm and looks around, and proceeds to nail the Tiger Press. He covers DDT and gets the three. Thanks to an interference by Aladdin, DDT's contract is up.

Dan "The Dragon" Taylor --- .8 voting + 0 promo = .8
"The Tiger" Vegeta --- 1.2 voting + 4.17 = 5.37

WINNER: "The Tiger" Vegeta

The Blood Tigers exit the ringside area laughing as DDT sits up, looking on with a look of frustration. DDT finally gets up and proceeds to the back

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"Watching you Die", Blitz's official theme, hits as Kacey Garcia makes her way to ringside

Kacey Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to co-owner of the P2PW, Rocky!

"Hysteria" hits as the fans boo loudly. Rocky makes his way out. At one point, he stops and holds his head, but quickly disguises hte pain and enters the ring. Once in, he snatches the mic from Kacey and points for her to leave. His music quiets down as he looks around as the boo's continue

Rocky: Ashes to ashes . . . and dust to dust . . .

Rocky glares at the ground as the fans remain silent

Rocky: You see! These are the word's I hear mumbled out of Soul Reaper's mouth right before he proceeds to, and I quote, "Steal someone's soul"!

Rocky walks around shaking his head

Rocky:[/b] At TNT, my head was spiked off of the mat with an R.I.P., and yes, it hurt like Hell! I'm not out here to complain, but I will state the truth. That truth is that Soul Reaper attacked me from behind, and is nothing but a coward!

The crowd gives off an "Ohhh!" as Rocky glares at the camera

Rocky: I mean, let's face it! Soul Reaper hasn't been on the hottest streak as of late. He has been beaten twice by a man who has never beat me, and he has picked up Soundscream as a lackey to watch his back. This doesn’t sound like the same man that I snuck into the company back when we first began! This doesn’t sound like the same devil who came to this ring and let his actions do his talking for him! This doesn't sound like the man who made sure anyone he faced spent the night in the hospital! This sounds like some punk bitch!

Rocky paces a couple of steps as "For Whom The Bell Tolls" hits as Soul Reaper and Soundscream walk out. Soul Reaper treks down the rampway, pacing faster as he gets closer to the ring. He enters it and immediately gets in Rocky's face. Soundscream slides in behind him

Rocky: Woah! Woah! You, uhhh, you didn't let me finish! Listen, just listen . . .

Soul Reaper's eyes remain wide open as Rocky stumbles over his words

Rocky: You see, I'm trying to ignite that fire that was once inside you! You have turned into someone that you're not, and everyone knows it! What happened to the old Reaper?

Soul Reaper looks around and reaches out and grabs Rocky around the throat. He grabs Rocky's wrist and raises the mic to his face

Soul Reaper: Now, I'm staring you in the eye!

Soul Reaper holds onto Rocky's throat as Rocky's face begins to turn red as he gasps. Rocky falls to his knees as Reaper stares down at him

Soul Reaper: Now what's your excuse, Rocky?

Soul Reaper holds the mic to Rocky's mouth as you can hear him struggling

Soul Reaper: Oh, I get it. Rocky, you can't answer me because the guy who attacks you from behind is choking the life out of you right to your face!

Soul Reaper jerks Rocky up to his feet with one hard lift and then brings Rocky's face to his

Soul Reaper: Know this! Never underestimate what I'm capable of! THAT might get you seriously . . . seriously hurt . . .

Soul Reaper pushes Rocky away as he backs off as Soundscream looks on at Reaper, awaiting him to R.I.P. Rocky. Soul Reaper just smirks at Rocky as he walks off, as Soundscream follows him out of the ring smirking. Rocky sits up on the mat holding his throat and gasping for air as we cut

[Stare]

We slowly fade in on Zeroin as the fans cheers are soon drowned out by music. We see a green ghost flying around a ceiling chandelier. We soon here Spaz's voice. The footage stays on the flying ghost though

Spaz:[/b] Alright guys! We go in there, turn our packs on, and we've gotta be careful when aiming.

Rocky: Yeah, I say the best way to go about it is all hitting it at once, and then we'll finally bring it down into the container!

Addryd:[/b] Wait . . . E2, you aren’t' going to get in on this?

The camera switches to E2 who has a look of disgust

E2: Naw Nigga! And why does the black guy always get the smallest part! Ghostbusters is a crackah-assed movie! And also . .

the scene cuts him off as we switch back to footage of the ghost flying around, as we once again hear the voiceover

Spaz: Alright, that should be enough racial-time in a movie to suffice the African Americans, back to what we do best!

Addryd: Wait, before we do this, is there anything we need to know about this first, Rocky?

Rocky: Actually, I think it's important that we don't cross the streams! The consequences could be disastrous!

Spaz: What kind of consequences?

Rocky: Well, basically, that gun you're holding will blow up!

Addryd: Ouch!

We continue seeing the ghost fly around the ceiling

Rocky: Alright, Addryd, you go first . . . FIRE!

The ghost is zapped by one stream from a gun

Rocky: Alright, Spaz . . . FIRE!

A second ray from the gun hits the ghost. Soon, the third hits the ghost

Addryd: Alright! Spaz, get your stream away from me. We're not supposed to cross streams!

Spaz: I would if Rocky would keep his stream away from mine!

Rocky: Stick to your sides!

their is some scuffling heard as the ghost is seen getting sucked into the box

Rocky, Spaz, Addryd: Ahhhh!

The scene switches to a backshot of all three men standing at a toilet, with a tv on the wall behind it playing ghostbusters, the movie. All three men simultaneously zip their pants up and turn around

Spaz: Whew, that was close! We almost crossed streams!

Addryd: Yea, way to aim that thing Spaz! Nice shootin, Tex!

Rocky: You guys kept your cool! What did you think E2?

the camera flies over to E2 sitting in a chair shaking his head, and holding his stomach

E2: You crackah's can sure make a nigga sick . . .

E2 walks off as the other three look on confused

COMING SOON

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"Enemy" hits as the fans jump to their feet as Chilly Willy struts his way out. The girls screaming drowns out all other cheers as Chilly struts his way to the ring. He slides in and awaits his opponent. The lights go a light brown as "Ice Cream:" hits. NZA comes out as the fans boo him. He smirks off the reaction and continues his trek towards Chilly Willy. He slides in as the bell rings

SINGLES MATCH

"The Ladies Man" Chilly Willy vs. "The NZA" NIN Horror[/color][/center]

NZA locks up with Chilly Willy. Chilly breaks the lock up and applies a tight headlock on NZA. NZA is quick to send him into the ropes. Chilly springs back and the two men attempt to knock one another down via shoulder block. Neither man falls to the mat. NZA then run himself into the ropes, springing back. Chilly Willy side steps NZA’s attempt at another shoulder block. NZA springs off the opposite ropes. Chilly lands a spinning heel kick, sending NZA to the mat. The crowd cheers as The Lady’s Man fires them up.

NZA looks up at Chilly Willy who is giving him a chance to make it to his feet on his own. NZA stands and immediately locks up with Chilly. NZA delivers a low knee, doubling The Lady’s Man over. NZA then lands a hard elbow to the back on Chilly’s head, sending him down to one knee. NZA springs himself off of the ropes and drop kicks Chilly in the back of the head. Chilly is now fully on the mat. NZA rolls him over and attempts a cover. He gets a 2 count before Chilly kicks out.

NZA aids Chilly Willy into the far corner. Chilly slams into the turnbuckle and stumbles out of the corner. NZA lands a Dragon Suplex on The Lady’s Man. Again, NZA goes for the cover but Chilly is able to kick out. Showing a bit of frustration, NZA slides out of the ring. He approaches the timekeeper, shoving him off of his chair and to the ground. NZA folds the chair up and slides into the ring. Chilly Willy is shown stumbling to his feet. NZA cocks the chair back but the referee grabs the chair. NZA and the referee exchange words. The referee threatens to disqualify NZA. As the two continue to argue, Chilly Willy nails NZA with a Superkick. The force sends NZA out of the ring.

The referee begins to count to 10 but Chilly breaks the count as he heads to the outside. Chilly aids NZA to his feet and rolls him into the ring. NZA rolls to the center of the ring, where the chair is lying. Chilly hops onto the apron and climbs to the top rope. The fans jump to their feet and cheer on The Lady’s Man. Chilly Willy leaps off, attempting a flying elbow. NZA quickly lifts the chair into the air. Chilly slams into the steel chair, ribs first. The referee immediately calls for the bell. Chilly rolls around in pain as NZA staggers to his feet. NZA delivers one more chair shot as the bell continues to ring. The referee has disqualified NZA.

Chilly Willy --- 1.2 voting + 0 promo = 1.2
The NZA --- .8 voting + 0 promo = .8

WINNERS: "The Ladies Man" Chilly Willy

The NZA looks down at Chilly Willy with a sick grin as he slings the chair away. The NZA walks down the rampway smiling as Chilly Willy's music plays, as he is doubled over in pain

[Stare]

John McKay is sitting backstage in an area with two more chairs

John McKay: Ladies and gentlemen, I am honored to conduct this interview I am about to, but I also have to be the one to divulge some unfortunate information to you. ChadClassic has suffered an injury to the head tonight at the hands of the D-Unit. He has been taken to a nearby hospital, and we will try to get more information to you on his condition.

John looks over and nods

John McKay: Ok, let's get going, please welcome the two men who will be competing for a right to get a shot for the World Title in the main event at WrestleFever 2, Nation and Shinn's Theory.

The crowd can be heard cheering as Shinns and Nation both walk in and sit down.

John McKay: I trust you both will cooperate, but I wanted to have you guys speak to the fans, as well as each other, about the match that you two will indeed participate in. Shinns, I will offer you the mic first.

Shinns: Thanks Johnny! Let me go ahead and say the obvious, and the thing I've said numerous times. I respect you, Nation, I respect you a lot. Now, with all the mushy stuff out of the way, I want to let you know, man to man, face to face, that I have more riding on this than you do. Don’t' get offended, just let me finish.

Shinns wipes his chin as he looks on at Nation

Shinns: You see, I've had that World Title, and though it isn’t known, it haunts me everyday since I've lost it. Almost one year ago, I lost that belt to the same man who holds it now, and I want MY belt back!

the fans cheer loudly as Shinns pauses

Shinns: I've played the part of the cool, collective owner long enough, and it's time for me to start saying what I really feel! I don't care if I have to take out Stare or Da Man, I'll conquer that when it gets here, but my barrier right now is you, Nation. And I will break through that barrier, and I will prove to everyone that the belt Stare holds is rightfully mine!

Shinns hands the mic back to John McKay

John McKay: Strong words from a determined former champ, but now onto the man who's journey has been tough, and who is also determined. Nation, your thoughts?

Nation takes the mic as the crowd cheers loudly

Nation: John, I entered this federation in the shadow of my former friend, Da Man. I finally stepped out from behind that shadow and was a nobody, until I took out the former, great International Champion, Steve, and Rocky in a triple threat match to win the Rage Title. I then beat Rocky in a unification match and took the Rage belt under my wing. I'm the only star here who has literally worked his way up through every single title the fed had to offer at the time, and I'm finally at that pinnacle, and no one is going to stop me!

Nation peers over at Shinns

Nation: Not even you, Shinns! You say you want what's rightfully yours, but destiny has a funny way of ruining plans. My destiny will ruin your aspirations. It is my destiny to beat you, and it is my destiny to win the World Title from Da Man, or Stare, whoever that may be. I know we respect each other, but come Momentum, that respect will be covered with blood! More than likely, it'll be yours!

Shinns looks on at Nation as neither man flinches. John McKay grabs the mic as both men stand up and look at each other. They breathe heavily, nose to nose, glaring at one another, and finally walk off their separate ways. The scene cuts

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Soundscream and Soul Reaper are seen talking amongst themselves. Soul Reaper seems to be explaining something as Soundscream looks on intrigued, and then slowly cracks a smile. Their conversation is interrupted however by the presence of Deathrow

E2: Well well, look what we got here, Cactus! The former world champion himself, and the former . . . nothing, Ha!

Cactus: Yeah, it's a shame you can't get a grasp of gold here, Soundscream. But, don't get discouraged . . .

Cactus pats his International Title

Cactus: This baby took me almost a year to acquire. Just keep working at it kiddo!

Cactus pats Soundscream's shoulder as Soundscream quickly snatches his arm. Cactus stops sarcastically laughing and looks at Soundscream

Cactus: If I were you, I would lower that hand, bitch!

Soul Reaper quickly grabs Cactus around the throat

Soul Reaper: If I were you, I would watch my mouth . . . bitch!

Soul Reaper glares on at Cactus as the three men all stare at one another. E2 finally breaks Cactus's arm free from Soundscream, as Soul Reaper drops his hand

E2: Ah, come on! Can't you Caucasian nigga's get along? I mean, we're supposed to be 3 honks and a Negro united in taking down people like . . .

E2 stares at Soul Reaper and Soundscream

E2: Say . . .Stare and Shinn's Theory?

E2 stares at Cactus

Cactus: Or let's say Gormy?

all 4 men stare at one another for a bit

E2: Come on guys! Tonight, you guys will love what you see when Cactus put's Gormy on her back!

Cactus: I don't think that'll hurt her E2, plenty of guys have put her in that position!

E2, Cactus, and Soundscream start cracking up as Soul Reaper smirks along, nodding

E2: See guys? After tonight, we'll all be happy . . .

Soundscream: Especially when Gormy finds out I'm gonna challenge her for her Internet Title at Momentum!

Soundscream clasps his hands together as E2 slowly frowns

E2: Naw nigga, you're tripping! I'm the one facing Gormy!

Soundscream: Heh, um, I don't think so, patnah! One of the main objectives me and Reaper have is getting some gold around this gorgeous waist of mine!

E2: Then, you best start looking somewhere else. Maybe you guys should go after the tag belts?

Cactus turns to E2

Cactus:[/b] I thought that's what we were gonna do eventually?

E2 looks over at Cactus and smiles

E2: Well, then maybe Mr. Scream here should step up and try to take the belt that his accomplice, Reapster, just can't seem to get back!

Soul Reaper slowly peers at E2 as E2 grows uncomfortable

E2: Yeah, uh . . just playing dawg!

E2 tries to tater up with Reaper, but walks away instead as Cactus starts to follow him. Soundscream, grabs him by the shoulder

Soundscream: You know, that International belt wouldn't look so bad across my waist!

Cactus glares back at Soundscream. There is a brief silence as Soundscream cracks up

Soundscream: Yeah, uh . . . just playing dawg!

Cactus looks back at Scream and sarcastically smiles and walks off. Soul Reaper looks on as Soundscream's face is sporting a sadistic grin

[Stare]

We go to ringside as Funamie and Crazy Ralph are already waiting in the ring. "You Can't Touch This" hits as the fans jump to their feet. The tag team champs make their way out as cheers of "Insanity!" echo throughout the arena. The champs reach the ringside as their music is cut off and "TNT" hits as the fans quickly begin to boo as Diddly walks out. He has a mic in hand

Diddly Squat: Ladies and Gentlemen, for you listening pleasure, I shall be publicly commentating this here match!

Spaz and Red Ninja roll their eyes as they slide into the ring and the bell sounds

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
The Insanity (Spaz & Red Ninja)

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Crazy Ralph and Funamie immediately stomp on the champions as they slide in the ring.

Diddly: Ouch! Y'all better be watching this now, cause we might see The Insanity lose the tag belts to a couple of greeners for the second time in 2 months!

Spaz and Red Ninja fight their way up as Red Ninja nails an elbow to Crazy Ralph and send him flying over the top rope. Spaz works his way up on the inside and fights Funamie off him. He whips her to the corner and nails a hard clothesline in the corner. Red Ninja slings Crazy Ralph into the steps on the outside and gets up on the apron, receiving the tag from Spaz. They both enter the ring and Spaz drags Funamie out of the corner and hooks her up, and drives her head down with The Psychotic Drop. Ninja springboards himself onto the top turnbuckle, and nails his shooting star leg drop, the Shrukien.

Diddly: Wow! I'm not surprised, I would've guessed that The Insanity would've went after the chick, but that's their yeller-bellies for ya!

Spaz and Red Ninja look up and shake their heads. Crazy Ralph gets up on the apron as Red Ninja drags Funamie to him. Crazy Ralph refuses to tag her, but Spaz finally grabs him and forces him too, and then yanks him in.

Diddly: Easy now, boys! We want to give the people a show! Just make sure one of you guys doesn't bail on the other . . .

Spaz looks up with a pissed off look. He slides out of the ring and heads toward Diddly. Red Ninja works over Crazy Ralph on the inside. He nails the Red Bread Winner and hooks the leg of Ralph and gets the three.

Spaz & Red Ninja --- 1.9 voting + 0 promo1 + 3.33 promo2 = 5.23
Funamie & Crazy Ralph --- .1 voting = 0 promo1 + 0 promo2 = .1

WINNERS: The Insanity (Spaz & Red Ninja)

Diddly: Now lookie here. Ole' Spaz is leaving his partner to do his dirty work again. Some team!

Spaz's eyes widen as he reaches Diddly. Diddly tries to exit through the curtain, but Spaz grabs him and whips him back, throwing him onto the ground. Spaz walks towards Diddly, but ChadClassic springs through the back curtain and nails a chair shot on Spaz. Both men quickly exit as Red Ninja runs down the isle. He doesn’t pursue them as he stops to check on Spaz. Red Ninja looks up outrages as the camera's go backstage

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ChadClassic and Diddly are seen walking down the hallway laughing. Diddly rounds the corner with Chad as both are laughing

Diddly: Yeah, they both thought they'd get a piece of me tonight, wrong!

ChadClassic: Yeah, so where we going?

Diddly: I have a surprise for you.

ChadClassic: Can't give me a hint?

Diddly: Let's just say it involves me, you, and the Tag Team Titles!

ChadClassic smiles as Diddly and Chad round the corner. They run into D-Unit, as Mastadon and Dickie, along with Gary Roamer, stand in their path

Mastadon: Correct me if I'm wrong Dickie, but did Diddly just say something about him and the tag gold?

Dickie looks up and smiles and then over to Roamer

Gary Roamer: I believe these playa's are going after the same thing we are!

Mastadon: Heh, well, I don’t think we can let that happen, now can we?

Gary Roamer: Yea! You see, Diddly, you and Chad aren't ready to go for the tag gold. You guys aren't a force to be reckoned with.

Diddly: And the D-Unit is a force to be reckoned with?

Dickie slowly approaches Diddly's face

Dickie: You tell me . . .

Diddly and Dickie stare at one another, and then start to slowly smile at each other. Mastadon grabs ChadClassic's head and slams it into the wall. Dickie, Mastadon, Gary Roamer, and Diddly Squat all begin to stomp away at ChadClassic non-stop. He appears unconscious as they finally stop.

Diddly: So, that's what it feels like to be in control!?

Gary Roamer: Yeah! Oh! Hey guys, look over there, at the snack table, it's Trent Acid! We should take care of him and really make an impact!

The group smiles and begins to head towards him. Mastadon quickly grabs them by the shoulders. All the men look back at him to see him shaking his head

Mastadon: Not yet, it's not time . . .

Mastadon walks away as the other D-Unit member's appear confused as they follow him off

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We go to ringside as the lights go red in the arena as "O Fortuna" hits. Cactus comes out to a loud chorus of boo's as he treks his way to the ring. He slides in and holds his International Title up as he smiles around, provoking the crowd. His music cuts as he looks on smiling. There is a brief pause until a high squeal is heard, followed by a streamer coming down and igniting fireworks as "Whiskey In The Jar" hits. The fans leap to their feet as the Undisputed Internet Champions walks out. Gormy heads towards the ring holding her belt up as she makes eye contact with Cactus. She runs and slides in. She quickly stands up and blocks a right hand of Cactus and proceeds to beat him back into the corner as the bell sounds

MAIN EVENT
Non-Title No Holds Barred Singles Match
Cactus vs. Gormy

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Gormy beats Cactus back into the corner. He finally blocks a punch and reverses her, but she immediately reverses him back and beats him again. She takes a couple of steps back and clotheslines him over the top rope. She takes off her belt and throws it outside as the fans cheer wildly. Cactus gets up, appearing to be a bit overwhelmed. He finally looks around and smiles, and grabs a chair. Gormy darts in and nails a baseball slide dropkick, sending Cactus into the table. Gormy builds momentum as she hoists herself over the top rope, but Cactus drops the chair, and sidesteps her, pushing her down into the chair as she comes down. The audience gives off an "Ohhh!" as Gormy smacks the chair. Cactus picks Gormy up and with one hand, forcefully throws her into the ringpost. Her forehead smacks it as her body flies into the air and she comes crashing down. Cactus walks over and picks her up. She has a glazed over look as blood is heavily pouring from her head early in the match. Cactus takes her and slams her head into the steps. She stays with her head on the steps as Cactus walks back to get the chair. He walks back to Gormy and raises it up, he slams it down, attempting to pancake her head between the chair and steps, but Gormy moves and attempts to pick herself up.

Cactus shakes off the jar from the steel hitting steel and swings the chair at her again. Gormy ducks it and continues to stagger back. Cactus swings again, but Gormy jumps back, barely missing the blow. Cactus continues to charge towards her as she quickly drop toe-holds him, sending his chair into the steel post, and his face into the chair. Cactus holds his teeth as he backs away, but Gormy nails a drop kick, sending him back into the ring post. Cactus hugs against the post as Gormy picks up the chair. She brings it back and slams it into his back as the crowd goes nuts. Cactus roll off the pole and holds his back as he staggers around the ring. Gormy darts in with the chair and jams it in the back of Cactus's knee's, sending him to the ground. Se quickly mounts him, and jams the chair into his throat, and begins to wail away with hard right hands. She eventually gets off of him and looks under the ring.

She paces around and continues to look. She finally stops and reaches in, pulling out a characteristic weapon of Cactus, a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. She walks over and around the corner, and is met by Cactus spraying a fire extinguisher in her face. She drops the back and claws at her eyes. Cactus picks up the bat as the crowd boo's loudly. He slowly walks up to the temporarily blinded Gormy. She swings away as Cactus dodges the blows, making amusing facial expressions. He shakes his head and buries the bat into her midsection.

[Stare]

She falls down as the barbed wire ripe her top around the waist. Cactus tears off the rest of her ripped part of her shirt, making Gormy a nice tube top as he pushes the bat into her stomach and scrapes the bat across it. There is minimal blood than expected, but many scratches as Cactus removes the bat. He raises the bat in the air as the crowd boo him loudly. Gormy raises her leg and nails a low blow as Cactus falls to his knees in pain. Gormy picks herself up with the table. She stands up as Cactus grabs her. Gormy quickly grabs a television monitor and swings around, slamming it into Cactus's head. Cactus immediately smacks the canvas as Gormy looks around, with the blood still trickling down her face. Gormy smacks the table and grabs another chair. She buries it again and again into Cactus' abdomen. She picks Cactus up and lays him across the table. She hits him one more time with the chair for good measure, and then places the chair on Cactus's head. She climbs back into the ring as the crowd begin to cheer wildly. She climbs to the top rope and looks around as the fans are almost begging her to do it. Gormy shakes her head and steps off, showing she is out of her environment.

The fans boo heavily as Gormy looks around and shrugs, and then climbs the turnbuckle again. Those cheers turn to boo's as Gormy looks behind her out of instinct. E2 jumps the barricade near Cactus, and out of Gormy's visions. He picks the chair up off of Cactus and jumps the apron, but he is caught in the nick of time by a punch from Gormy. Cactus begins to stir as Gormy quickly hops off the apron. She hits the ropes and barges into E2. E2 flies off the apron and smashes through Cactus on the table. The fans cheer wildly as Gormy slides out of the ring and beats down on E2 for a bit, until eventually picking Cactus up and throwing him back into the ring. Gormy enters the ring and quickly makes the cover. 1 . . .2 . . . NO!!! Cactus kicks out as the crowd is in shock from thinking the match was over. Gormy sets Cactus up for the Muppeteer, but Cactus quickly regains himself and pushes her away. Cactus pulls himself up. Gormy charges in, but Cactus meets her and elevates her up, sending her face first into the turnbuckle.

Cactus beats down Gormy in the corner, and then walks to the opposite side of the ring in pain, and darts in, smashing her head in with a running knee. Cactus seems to have regained the upper hand as Gormy stands up. Cactus meets her with a double-armed ddt as the fans boo. He doesn’t keep it hooked in as usual as he lies in pain for a moment. He finally grazes an arm over her, but Gormy kicks out at the last split-second. The fans cheer loudly as E2 quickly gets into the ring and pulls Cactus up. He motions for something as E2 slides out and grabs a couple of chairs. He hands one to Cactus as they set up Gormy for a double-chair shot. They get on opposite sides as Gormy begins to stir. The crowd boo's loudly until the lights in the arena go out. The fans look around as "U Got a Problem?" hits and Zeroin flickers on with this:

The music soon cuts as the crowd seems confused. The lights come back on as the crowd is in shock to see Soul Reaper and Soundscream standing in the ring. E2 and Cactus are also in shock as Soundscream stands still. Soul Reaper slowly walks towards Gormy and shakes his head. He picks her up and nails a hard clothesline. The fans boo loudly as Cactus and E2 begin to laugh along with Soundscream. Soul Reaper then turns to Cactus and grabs him around his throat. E2 darts in and nails a shot on Reaper as Soundscream grabs E2 and begins to throw punches at him. The crowd is in chaos from confusion as these four heels are duking it out. Soul Reaper beats Cactus out of the corner and nails a hard kick to the face of Cactus.

Cactus falls to the mat as Soundscream and E2 fall to the outside, still throwing punches. E2 ducks a shot from Soundscream and slams his head into the table. E2 grabs a chair and raises it, but Soul Reaper slides out and makes the save. Soundscream quickly runs out of the way and slides back in the ring. Soul Reaper nails a shot on E2, and jerks the chair away. In the ring, Gormy and Cactus begin to stir. Soul Reaper slides in the ring alongside Soundscream, as he turns around and looks at them both. He peers on as both are at their knees. He turns back to Soul Reaper to see a nod. Soundscream smiles and turns back to Gormy and Cactus. He looks on at both as they stagger to their feet. Soundscream places an arm on both of their shoulders and gazes at both of them once. He then smiles and in one quick motion, nails a Sound Off on Cactus. Soundscream shoots back up a Gormy seems confused. Soundscream and Soul Reaper begin to exit the ring, but Soul Reaper quickly nails a hard kick to Gormy.

The two begin to laugh until "Hysteria" hits. Soul Reaper stops dead in his tracks as Rocky walks out. Boo's ignite the arena as he makes his way to the ring. Soul Reaper jumps out of the ring. Almost immediately after he exits, Da Man jumps over the barricade and runs up behind him, nailing a clothesline. Soundscream jumps out of the ring to make it to Reaper's aid, but Da Man quickly nails a spear on him. Rocky picks Soul Reaper up and nails the Rocky Roads on the steel rampway. The fans gasp as Soul Reaper’s head spikes off the steel. Rocky and Da Man stand over him laughing as "Pardon Me" hits. The fans jump to their feet as Stare makes his way out. Da Man and him lock eyes.

Back in the ring, Gormy and Cactus are both trying to stir. They both make it to their feet as E2 nails a hard chair shot on Gormy. The crowd boo's heavily as Cactus staggers around and falls across Gormy as the ref makes the three count.

Cactus --- 1.4 voting + 4.43 promo = 5.83
Gormy --- .6 voting + 4.63 promo = 5.23

WINNER: Cactus

The fans cheer, but it is soon overtaken. Stare stands at the top of the ramp as Da Man and Rocky beg him to make his way to the ring. The crowd ignites as "P.C." hits as Shinn's Theory walks out. Da Man and Rocky smile and make their way back to the ring. E2 helps Cactus out of the ring as Rocky picks Gormy up and throws her out. Stare and Shinns both make it to the ring. They slide in and are immediately attacked. Shinns fights his way up and Da Man into the corner as Stare nails a hard elbow to Rocky's temple and beats him back. Shinns and Rocky begin to exchange blows as Stare beats Da Man down, as Shinns does the same to Rocky in the corner. Shinns and Stare stand Da Man and Rocky up and proceed to whip them into each other, but Rocky reverses Shinns as Da Man retaliates off the irish whip and clotheslines Shinns down. He mounts Shinns and beats him down.

Rocky begins to help him, but Stare nails a low blow from behind on Rocky, and lifts him up, and nails the Staredown. Rocky rolls out of the ring as Da Man is jerked off of Shinns. Stare picks him up for the Staredown, but Da Man wiggles his way free. Stare swings for a clothesline, but Da Man ducks and quickly nails a kick, and proceeds to drill Stare with the Jackhammer. The fans boo loudly as Da Man bends down in the corner and awaits Shinn's Theory to get up. Da Man looks on with intensity preparing for a spear, but it is soon changed as "Milque-Toast" hits. The fans jump out of their seats as Nation runs to the ring. Da Man attempts to spear him, but Nation slings him face first into the turnbuckle. Nation beats down on Da Man as gets the crowd into it, until Da Man retaliates. Da Man beats Nation back with hard shots.

Da Man grabs Nation around the neck and slaps him and screams something, but Nation quickly pulls Da Man in and nails the Nation’s End. The crowd erupts as Nation stands up. He raises his arms and makes the symbol of a belt around his waist and turns around, and receives a kick in the mid-section. He is then set up and is nailed with the Theory Driver from Shinn's Theory himself. The crowd begins to divide themselves between the two number one contenders as Shinn's Theory stays on his knees for a moment before falling to his side. The camera's pan around at the carnage of all of these superstars. It focuses in on Nation and Shinns lying motionless side by side as Blitz! goes off the air

Credits: Stare, Shinn's Theory[/size][/b]

[Stare]

STARE'S RATINGS

DDT --- 0 (Now entering . . . Inactive)
Vegeta ---4.1 (I think you earned a 4 here. Entertaining, well done Vegeta. Just remember, storylines are to be revealed on shows, not by promos)

Red Ninja --- 3 (I gave it a three, as I think it was the best dialogue you have used in any promo of yours that I've read. no offense. Had you added some description about hwat was going on, and made it neater to read, this could've been a 4+. Eihter way, I know why you didnt, and good job)
Spaz --- 0 (Shame shame Spaz! I know why you didnt, no competition, but it still would've been nice to see a Spaz promo. You better thank Ninja, and your opposition for being no-shows))
Crazy Ralph --- 0 (I hope you and DDT become friends at your new home)
Funamie ---0 (just cuase the voting is against you and the partner doesnt promo doesnt mean you shoudlnt. It would be nice to get to know your character so we can do something with it, so promo all you can!)

Chilly Willy --- 0 (what's going on man? You've missed off an on. Oh well, was looking forward to it)
NZA ---o (Not in time. But, as for the promo,I actually enjoyed this, Very good intensity, and I just hope it was all IC. If not, fuck off, lol. If so, I love character's who insult the fed they're in, it's one of my fav gimmicks. Vey well done, NZA)

Cactus --- 4.2 (Nice promo. The description was dead-on, but I felt like the dialogue fell a bit short, and the lack of punctuation made it a bit hard to read. Besides that, it was a very well done promo, and it was put together well.)
Gormy --- 4.5[/b] (as always, very well done. Nice description, nice dialogue, easy to read, and it all flowed well. Nice job)

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SHINNS' RATINGS

Dan "The Dragon" Taylor - 0.0 (Another to add to the Inactive List.)
[clor=white]"The Tiger" Vegeta - 4.2[/color] (Your promos always make me laugh. One thing I am really waiting to see is a solo promo... Yea, the Blood Pack promos are excellent, but what would a single promo from Vegeta be like?)

Spaz - 0.0 (You are so lucky Ninja was around and your opps didn't promo. This is why you're not holding the Rage Title right now....and the reason you lost the Tag Titles in the first place. Put down you guitar starter kit and promo, before I send Steve Irwin after yer ass! )
Red Ninja - 4.0[/color] (Solid promo. "Kacey" Garcia. You pulled out the Japanese! Ha! Utility closet...nice touch.)
Crazy Ralph - 0.0 (Whatev..)
Funamie - 0.0 (Didn't think you'd promo anyway. At least you voted.)


"The Ladies Man" Chilly Willy - 0.0[/color] (Where are ya? I wrote you into a promo to hopefully give you a little motivation. I have some plans for you man. Don't get yourself on the Inactive List.)
"The NZA" NIN Horror - 0.0 - Not in time - (I would have given you a 4.0... The more you participate, the more you'll be used. The "eight p2p fans" will see more of you if you MAKE them see more of you. The more I see you, the more I'll book you. I'm sure Stare would say the same. )
Cactus - 4.5 (Good promo. I am anxious to see how well you and E2 work together. Should be off the hook.)

Gormy - 4.6 (Relevant past events always grab my attention. Also, that's not what I picture you doing with a Strawberry! Thanks for ruining the image.)

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ROCKY'S RATINGS

Dragon - (.......)
Vegeta - 4.2 (Very entertaining. I've been critical of your promos before. Not because I didn't like them, but because you weren't doing as best as you can. You're on the right track now. Build on this and you'll get better and better. You showed the strong bond your character has with Aladdin, as well as staying true to the characters built up by Aladdin, SIMZ and Deacon. All in all, this was very good.)

Spaz - (Damn dude, what happened?)
Red Ninja - 3.0 (You can do so much better than this. I'm assuming you didn't put as much effort in as you usually do, because you know your opponents won't promo.)
Crazy Ralph - (.......)
Funamie - (.......)

Chilly Willy - (.......)
NIN Horror - (Deadlines are there to be met. Loved the promo though. I would have scored it pretty highly too.)

Cactus - 4.6 (I really, really enjoyed this. It's one of your best to date. You and E2 are really taking this Deathrow idea and running with it. Very nice job, Cactus)
Gormy - 4.8 (Wow. The story telling you do is second to none here in the P2PW. You know how to keep the readers attention. You acheive curiosity and the eagerness for us to read faster, so that we can reach the conclusions of your promos, which never fail to deliver. Sheer brilliance.)

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VOTING COUNT[/color]

DDT --- IIIII III (8)
Vegeta --- IIIII IIIII II (12)

Insanity --- IIIII IIIII IIIII IIII (19)
Ralph/Funamie --- I (1)

Chilly --- IIIII IIIII II (12)
NZA --- IIIII III (8)

Cactus --- IIIII IIIII IIII (14)
Gormy --- IIIII I (6)

[Aladdin]

Great show as usual Stare. Ending was absolutely amazing.

DDT you're out, thanks to the Blood Pack. Well done Veg/Cousin.

[Cactus]

Excellent show guys top notch

And yes Deathrow are here for a longwhile

[lockjaw]

;D i can only say amazing show i loved it you guys took a little bit longer than usual but it was worth it.

*has a panic attack from all his excitement*

[Stare]

only took three days since locking . . . that's actually fairly quick in comparison to the usual.

Just wait for the ppv

[soulreaper]

quick...just like stare in the bed.

[shinnstheory]

Excellent show. 1 TNT and 1 Blitz! left till Momentum. After that... we are gearing up for WrestleFever 2. Sweetness...

Hey Reaper. Stare being quick in bed makes me more sad then you.....I mean...

[Nation]

fucking top show. really enjoyed it. great ending. ppv can't come quick enough.

[Faster Pussycat!]

Nice show, and thanks for the feedback. I'm glad you guys liked my work, and I'll try harder to get an rp done on time next time.

[Reaper]

Excellent show. Great ending. Loved it.

[McKenna]

Momentum is cooking up to the boil nicely

good job as always gents

[stocko]

Loved it!

fucking boss

[brockandsable]

Good show gentlemen.

I have a feeling some gold will be changing hands very soon.

[Scream]

So do I. From your buddy Cacti's waist to mine.

[Dickie Cha'mone]

ic: nice nice

dunit is gathering momentum and with diddly in the unit, and who knows who will join next, its all good in the mean streets of the dingle

ooc: good show chaps

[Cactus]

SoundScream said:

So do I. From your buddy Cacti's waist to mine.

Please you aint fit to even wear my jock ( no not rocky )

[brockandsable]

SoundScream said:

So do I. From your buddy Cacti's waist to mine.

Someone wake Mr. Hollywood up 'cause the nigga's dreamin' again.

[Scream]

my dream is going to become Deathrows nightmare. Now can you dig that....Niggaaaaaaaaaaa!

By the way great Show Stare.

[diddlysquat]

Awesome show. D-Unit > You

[Cactus]

SoundScream said:

my dream is going to become Deathrows nightmare. Now can you dig that....Niggaaaaaaaaaaa!

We are really scared of a man that cant get anything done on his own so he runs and rides on reapers coat tails

NOW

CAN

YOU

DIG

THAT

CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA