Blitz! Results (5-24)

[Stare]

Rocky and Da Man are seen backstage. Rocky is fixing himself a plate of food as Da Man stand behind him

Da Man: Okay, is it just me, or are you overcame with a sense of security tonight?

Rocky looks back at Da Man then continues to fix his plate

Da Man: I mean, you've been on edge these past weeks, having to watch your back because of Soul Reaper.

Rocky looks back at Da Man and sits his plate down. He looks up and slaps Da Man's shoulder and smiles

Rocky: For all of Reaper's threats, and for this new found satanic drive he has, one thing remains, and that is that this is MY company!

Rocky turns back and picks up his plate

Rocky: Which is why I have 25 guards at the entrance, awaiting Soul Reaper . . .

Da Man: Guards?

Rocky nods along with Da Man

Rocky: They will inform him that he is barred from the arena tonight, and if anyone sees him within this arena, that he's as good as fired. That, my friend, is why I have a sense of security.

Rocky smiles and sticks a chip in his mouth and walks off. The camera focuses on Da Man's face, who is sporting a slight smile as he walks off

We go ringside immediately as "The Blood Pack" text appears on the screen as the lights go red and "Don't You Wish You Were Me" hits. Simz walks out to many boo's. He is wearing his new t-shirt, which reads "Simz --- The Noob Killer". He flaunts it around a bit as he enters the ring. He paces around and leans in the corner, seeming to not care about the match. "U Got a Problem" hits as _the j-man comes out to a little mixed reaction. He looks around with a slight smirk as he sets his sight on Simz. He slides in the ring as the ref rings the bell

SINGLES MATCH
Simz vs. _the j-man

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Simz stays in the corner as j-man looks on at him. Simz hoists himself out of the corner and sarcastically brushes his shoulders. The j-man finally smacks Simz as this gets a rise out of the crowd. Simz holds his jaw as his mouth is wide open in shock. He turns to smack j-man back, but j-man blocks it and nails a hard shot on Simz, beating him back to the corner. J-man delivers hard, fast stomps to the mid-section of Simz. He picks him up out of the corner and nails a snap mare, and a quick dropkick to the back of the head of Simz. He goes for a quick cover, but only gets a two. He quickly applies a rear chin lock as the newcomer is in complete control. Simz finally works his way up and delivers some hard elbows to break the hold.

He hits the ropes and is nailed by an explosive clothesline from j-man. J-man again goes for another quick cover. Simz kicks out again as he makes it to his feet and stumbles back to the corner. J-man follows him as Simz quickly nails a kick and reverses j-man into the corner. He applies a choke on j-man, until the ref's count breaks it, and repeats this process again. He then begins to deliver numerous hard elbow shots to j-man's head, until j-man is only held up by the corner. Simz whips him out of the corner, but aims him back in the same corner and slams him into it hard, sending j-man flying over the turnbuckle. J-man is hurt on the outside as Simz tries to follow him out, as the ref holds Simz at bay so he can apply a 10 count.

J-man begins to get up as Simz again breaks the ref's count, and catches the ref's attention. J-man gets up, but Aladdin comes out of nowhere over the barricade and slings J-man into the steps. The crowd looks on with a small boo reaction as Aladdin walks around the ring. The ref sees Aladdin and eyeballs him suspiciously before continuing the count. Aladdin walks over and picks J-man up and slings him in the ring as the ref acknowledges for Aladdin to back off. Aladdin puts his hands up as Simz meets J-man as he staggers up. J-man turns around and is nailed with a spinebuster. Simz quickly makes the cover, but only gets a two as Simz smacks the canvas. He picks J-man up hooks him up for the Simz Killer, but J-man backbody drops Simz to break the hold. Simz gets up as J-man meets him, and quickly nails the J-Nation, his version of the Diamond Cutter. J-man covers Simz as the ref counts, but Aladdin reaches in and pulls J-man off.

J-man looks up furious and slides out of the ring, Aladdin quickly jumps over the barricade as Simz clotheslines J-man from behind. J-man holds himself up on the barricade and nails a hard reverse elbow to Simz, staggering him back. J-man jumps the barricade and proceeds to follow Aladdin. Simz jumps over the barricade and follows him. Simz stops in the crowd and looks back in the ring to see the ref counting. Simz quickly runs back and jumps over the barricade. The bell sounds as Simz slides back into the ring. Simz looks up in shock as the ringside announcer grabs the mic.

Ringside Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, both men have been counted out!

Simz --- 0 promo + 1.1 voting = 1.1
_the j-man --- 0 promo + 1.1 voting = 1.1

WINNER: No Contest

Simz looks up with a look of shock and stress as he pulls at his hair. He looks back as Aladdin and J-man have disappeared through the curtains. Simz slides out of the ring furious as he kicks the steel steps and begins to walks to the back

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Camera's cut to the back as Chilly Willy is seen backstage surrounded by 3 beautiful women

Chilly Willy: So, you see, ladies, I will be the one who single-handedly takes down The Blood Pack!

Chilly Willy continues to laugh as the girls stroke his chest. A women's voice is heard

Voice: I hope I'm not interrupting anything . . .

the camera swerves to focus on Starcrunch, who is being accompanied by Shane Montez and Tyler Stone

Starcrunch: So, this is why Kacey Garcia couldn't find you for your interview time. But, did I hear someone say single-handedly?

The girls all walk away as Chilly Willy waves goodbye. Once their gone, his cocky smile fades

Chilly Willy: Hey, this is what being a ladies man is all about! You're going to ruin my image!

Shane Montez: Umm, your flies undone, that is what will ruin your image . . .

The camera zooms down as Chilly Willy quickly zips up his pants as Shane smirks

Chilly Willy: Ha! Ha! Very Funny!

Starcrunch and Shane laugh as The Assassin shakes his head and walks out of the room. The three look on in confusion

Shane Montez: Can we really trust him?

Starcrunch: He agreed to the match and claims to hate the Blood Pack, I see no reason why not.

Chilly Willy: Well, he needs to start realizing that we're a team. I know he's all business and everything, but geez! He needs to lighten up!

Starcrunch: Yeah, well let's not worry about him. The challenge was issued on TNT, and the Blood Pack will be stopped!

Shane Montez: If they even accept the challenge . . .

Chilly Willy: What makes you think they won't?

Shane Montez: Hmm, let's see. You've got the guy who continues to fight guys who are having their debut matches, Simz. Apparently, he's not good enough to fight with the big boys. Then you have The Menstruation Tigers, who just can't seem to prove them winning the tag belts was a fluke, and then the leader of their group, Bishop General Admiral Shaved Testicles Dollar Bill, thinks he's a pimp and a preacher. It's pretty clean-cut that a threat such as us is a threat to their reputation.

Starcrunch: They know they can't beat us, it'll be interesting to see what they say.

The three walk off. The camera stays focused as The Assassin's manager steps out from behind the corner smiling. She writes something down and walks the opposite way smiling as we cut

[Stare]

We cut screens to see Simz, Vegeta, and Aladdin walking backstage. Simz is visually upset as Vegeta and Aladdin are talking behind him. They reach the Blood Pack's door as Simz goes for the knob, but the knob turns as Simz steps back. The door opens as out walks Jessica McDaniels. She stops and looks at the three men, smiles and places the top on her pen, puts her clipboard under her arm, and walks off. All three men look on in confusion as Simz lets out a huff and slams the door open. Bishop looks up as Simz walks in

Bishop: What the Hell happened, did he lose?

Simz sits down as Vegeta and Aladdin approach Bishop

Vegeta: No, he got a double count-out . . .

Bishop: So . . . he lost!?

Vegeta: Don’t' look at me . . .

Vegeta raises his hands as Bishop's attention turns to Aladdin

Bishop: What happened?

Aladdin: What do you mean what happened? I did what I was supposed to. I got J-man counted out, and it went undetected by the referee, just like you said!

Bishop: Well, how did Simz not win!?

Simz stands up furious

Simz: Cause Tweedle-Dee forgot to make sure I was in the ring!

Aladdin: Hey, it is not my fault you let him knock you out on the outside . . .

Simz: Yeah! But, here's a bright idea, pick me up and roll me back in the ring!

Aladdin: I can't help it if you underestimated someone and got your ass laid out!

Simz confronts Aladdin and pushes him. Aladdin pushes back as Vegeta and Bishop quickly get in-between the two men, and turns to Simz

Bishop: Look! We can not afford to not win matches! If you can't do your job . . .

Bishop turns to Aladdin

Bishop: . . . that's your problem. And when it makes us look bad, YOU become OUR problem, understand?

Aladdin nods, but mumbles as Bishop turns away

Aladdin: Well, maybe we shouldn't let Simz fight a newcomer unless it's a chick who weighs under 115?

Simz lunges for Aladdin again as Bishop again begins to yell

Bishop: Hey! Pull yourselves together! Now, I hate to break this cock fight up, but we have bigger problems than the K-man . . .

Vegeta: ummm, J-man . . .

everyone stops and looks at Vegeta

Vegeta: . . . yeah, ok, K-man works!

Bishop: I've got some news, and we're gonna have to go to the ring and address it. So, when the time is right, I expect everyone to be on their best behavior, cause we're heading to the ring to do this!

Bishop walks out of the room, leaving the other members skeptical. Aladdin goes and sits down as Vegeta looks at Simz, as he turns away too

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Rocky is seen walking down the hallway with Da Man. They are laughing about something as they both enter Rocky's office. Once in, Rocky walks over to his desk as Da Man stands still for a second. Rocky sits down and looks up as his eyes widen. The camera pans over to see Da Man reach up and grab a security guards hat hanging from a string in the middle of the room. Rocky gets up and walks over to Da Man as he stares at the hat

Rocky: Damn it! He's here!

Rocky rushes out, closely followed by Da Man

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We go ringside where "The Imperial March" hits. Darth Peccatus walks out to a mixed, but loud reaction. He seems to be getting more notice with the recent Star Wars movie in theaters. He walks to the ring and walks up the steps, and enters. He looks around and brings his hood back as the crowd looks on. His music cuts as "You Start The Fire" hits as pink and purple explosions go off. The Assassin walks out with Jessica McDaniels at his side. He looks on as he gets a nice reaction. He gets in the ring as the bell sounds

SINGLES MATCH
Darth Peccatus vs. Tyler "The Assassin" Stone

Darth and Assassin lock up as The Assassin's technical ability quickly shines through as he hits a quick takedown on Darth. He quickly goes for a sharpshooter, but Darth maneuvers out of it. He slides out of the ring as The Assassin looks on. Darth slides back in as the two lock up again, Darth is places in an armbar quickly, but Darth nails an elbow to the head. He quickly pushes The Assassin into the corner and begins to ram his head into the top turnbuckle numerous times. He whips The Assassin out of the corner, and turns him back into it, spring boarding Assassin up, sending his head snapping off the turnbuckle. The Assassin staggers backward and is planted with Darth's All Too Easy face plant move. Darth goes for a cover, but only is able to siege a two. Darth gets up and helps The Assassin up.

Darth whips Assassin, but Assassin reverses it, but Darth quickly springboards off the second rope and turns around to nail a cross body. The Assassin rolls through though and stands up, hooking the legs quickly. He again goes for the sharpshooter, but Darth kicks him off, sending The Assassin flying towards the referee. The Assassin stops himself as the ref is covered up. Darth quickly pushes The Assassin in, as the ref slides out of the way as The Assassin meets the turnbuckle, and Darth follows it up with a hard superkick to the back of the head, smashing the Assassin's face between the turnbuckle and his foot. The Assassin falls back as Darth makes the cover and gets the three.

Darth Peccatus --- 0 promo + 1.7 voting = 1.7
The Assassin --- 0 promo + .5 voting = .5

WINNER: Darth Peccatus

Darth slides out after this impressive win and holds his hands high as we may be looking at the next Rage Champion

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Rocky and Da Man are shown talking with the security guards

Rocky: Look, there was a hat in my office, explain it!?

Security Guard: Sir, we've been watching the entrance the entire time. You had 25 of us stationed here, and look around, there are 25 of us, and all of us have our hats.

Rocky looks around suspicious as he finally nods

Rocky: Fine!

He snatches one of the guards radios

Rocky: Contact me on this if anything weird happens!

Rocky storms off with Da Man behind him

[Stare]

We go ringside as "Jesus Walks" hits as the fans begin to boo loudly as Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill walks out, along with the Blood Pack. They walk to the ring and enter it. The music cuts as Simz and Aladdin distance themselves as Bishop grabs the mic

Bishop: And in the final days, the four horsemen will come . . .

the crowd stands silent as Bishop continues

Bishop: Out of the west, a rider will come sporting a girl on each arm, along with a nice loss record, he will be known as Chilly Willy. Out of the north, one will come, and will have a different girl interviewing him each time we see him, and will be known as Shane Montez. Out of the East, one will come with no personality, and trying his best to be a has-been wrestler by the name of The Hitman, his name will be Tyler Stone. And from the South, cause she's always on her back, will come Starcrunch, dirt stains on her knees included!

the crowd boo's as Bishop continues

Bishop: Those four riders will signal an Apocalypse! They will symbolize the end! They will confronteth the Blood Pack, and they will be slain! And the World will stand in awe of their new saviors, The Blood Pack!!!

The crowd boo's as Bishop looks on

Bishop: It appears that these four individuals have united in one cause, and that is to destroy the Blood Pack. Since we've been here, we have been unstoppable. They told us we wouldn't amount to anything, but which group, I ask, took the tag gold from the group who everyone said they couldn't be taken from? It was us! And now, these four wannabe's want to see if they can get their feet in our asses, and their gonna end up having to stick them in their mouths!

The crowd boo's loudly as Bishop looks aorund

Bishop: So, at Momentum, we accept this elimination-style match, and we will make these four wish they had never tried to stop the unstoppable!

"Jesus Walks" as The Blood Pack exit to many boo's

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Darth is seen walking backstage. He bumps into Addryd as he rounds a corner. Both men stand still and never look up

Darth Peccatus: What you saw tonight in that ring is what you will witness at Momentum. I beat him in under 7 minutes, I'd like to see you do that.

Addryd: Well, wait for Momentum, and maybe you'll be a part of something like that. Maybe even better, cause I plan on beating you in under 4 minutes!

Darth begins laughing

Darth Peccatus:[/color] Let's see if we can take out Spaz first, eh? Good luck.

Darth walks away as Addryd is fuming with anger

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Shinns Theory is seen sitting in his office with Starcrunch. Shinns is sitting behind his desk contemplating things as Starcrunch is sitting in a chair across the table from him

Starcrunch: Still thinking about it?

Shinns taps his desk and looks at his watch

Shinns: I just want to know what Stare has planned. I trust him and all, but there is no need to reconcile things between me and Nation. Come Momentum, it won't matter anymore anyway, cause everyone knows we're gonna tear each other apart.

Starcrunch: Well, with The Deathrow and D-Unit emerging, Soundscream and Soul Reaper are on the same page, Rocky and Da Man are trying to screw people over, and with the Bloodpack becoming more and more of a force each day, I think he just realizes that we all better stay on our toes and stay on the same page.

Shinns gets up and paces around his desk

Shinns: I've been here since the beginning, which you know, you were there! And, I've watched groups come and go, and alliances turn on each other. Sure, a couple are forces to be reckoned with, but I do not see what Stare is trying to solve tonight with me and Nation in that ring, and I see no good coming from it.

A knock is heard on the door as Shinns motions at Star and goes and crashes in his chair. Star opens the door as a smirk comes over her face. Gormy walks in as Shinns props his feet up

Shinns: What dear?

Gormy: I'll tell you what dear!

Gormy slams her hands on the desk as Shinn's Theory shoots his feet off

Gormy: I don't want to get screwed out of my belt at Momentum! Fact is, I got screwed a week ago by E2 when I had a match with Cactus, and I have a feeling we'll have a similar situation at Momentum, so take care of it!

Shinns contemplates for a bit

Shinns: Well, fact is, you've got an opponent, so I think the polls on the website will determine what type of match you and . . .

Shinns stops himself and thinks for a bit, he slowly smiles and stands up

Shinns: . . .or, I could make this a 2 out of 3 falls match, and let the audience decide what type of matches will be held for all three falls . . . yeah, I think that's what I'll do. And, for your knowledge, Cactus will be barred from ringside, so may the better man win!

Gormy grunts

Shinns: May the better "person" win!

Gormy nods and storms out. Shinns walks over to Star

Shinns: That'll be a good match. Hey, remember when you lost to her?

Shinns nods along and looks at Star to see a pair of evil eyes

Shinns: Yeah, cheating bitch! That's what I'm saying!

Shinns smiles and walks back to his desk as Starcrunch shakes her head

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"U Can't Touch This" hits as Spaz wanders out to a massive pop. He is ready for action as he paces his way to the ring. He slides in and holds up his tag team title as camera lights flicker. His music cuts as he jumps off the turnbuckle as "The Freaky Fanfare" hits. Addryd wanders out to many boo's, besides a small section of black-clothed figured who are cheering him on. Addryd walks to the ring and slides in and pushes himself up. He looks around as he waits for the bell. It sounds.

SINGLES MATCH
Addryd vs. Spaz

Spaz and Addryd lock up as Addryd quickly moves behind Spaz and nails a quick german suplex. Addryd pops up as Spaz rolls over and holds his head as he looks up a bit shocked. Addryd appears on his game as the two meet again. Addryd moves behind Spaz again, but Spaz reverses and goes behind Addryd, only to have Addryd deliver some elbows to Spaz's head. Upon breaking the hold, Addryd immediately nails a ddt, spiking Spaz's head off the canvas. Addryd goes for an early cover, and gets a surprising close call, as the fans were on their feet. Addryd picks Spaz up and delivers hard chops, as Spaz is moved into the corner. Addryd appears confident as he beats on Spaz, and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Addryd runs up the ropes to attempt the Poison Dart DDT, but Spaz catches him coming up and nails a spinebuster from the second rope. Spaz is too worn out to capitalize as the match is moving at a quick pace.

Addryd and Spaz get up at the same time as Spaz meets him with a hard punch, to which Addryd retaliates. The two exchange blows, until Addryd is staggered back by one of Spaz' hard punches. Spaz follows Addryd, but Addryd nails his finishing Superkick out of nowhere, taking Spaz's head off. The crowd pops for this out of shock as Addryd quickly follows it up by springing himself to the top rope. He flies off and nails his leg drop, the Wings of The Crow. He covers Spaz and gets the three. He stands up to a small mixed reaction from the quick win, which eventually turns to boo's.

Addryd --- 4.5 promo + 1.4 voting = 5.9
Spaz --- 0 promo + .8 voting = .8

WINNER: Addryd

Addryd rolls out of the ring with a smile as he signals a belt around his waist. He begins his trek towards the back. Spaz sits up frustrated as he rolls out of the ring

[Stare]

We go backstage to see John McKay standing by with Cactus and E2, Deathrow. He seems a bit unnerved as he begins to interview

McKay: Well, I'm standing by with a new group that many people are claiming to turn into one Hell of a faction, Deathrow. Cactus, a long-time veteran in the P2PW, and the newcomer, E2. First off, let me just ask you, Cactus, why have you chosen to align yourself with E2?

Cactus looks at McKay momentarily

Cactus: We didn't request this interview time so you could feed us questions and get to know us on a more personal basis. We requested this interview to speak our minds on what has been pissing us off recently, as well as some notes on other issues. So, it's probably best is you just leave . . .

Cactus and E2 fold their arms and look at John McKay

Cactus: . . . go on

McKay slowly walks away as Cactus hands the mic to E2. E2 slowly looks up at the camera with a huge smile

E2: Oh Gormy! How you feeling baby? You doing alright? That's good, that's good. Me? Oh, well, I'm pretty pissed off!!!

E2 fumes at the camera

E2: You see, ever since Sole Survivor, I've heard the people talk about how I didn’t deserve a shot at a belt so early, but I think I proved myself by coming within an eyelash of taking the Undisputed Internet Belt! But that eyelash will become dust come Momentum, when I take yo ass and embarrass you in front of everyone! I will take the belt and head down the road to WrestleFever as the Undisputed Internet Champion!

E2 slams the mic into Cactus. Cactus looks up momentarily and smiles as he raises the mic to his mouth

Cactus: And now onto other matters that need to be dealt with. Matters with Soundscream . . .

the crowd remains silent as Cactus looks at the camera very seriously

Cactus: Soundscream, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into junior! You claim you want a shot at my belt? Son, months ago, when you were fighting off that choke-artist Mastadon, I was taking Soul Reaper to the limit in a Hell in a Cell match! When you were on the losing end of a cage match with that pretty boy, Stare, I was teaching two guys a lesson in my own element in a brutal Boiler Room Brawl! While you were busy fighting off that moron of a behemoth, Trent Acid, I was busy winning the International Title in a memorable Triple Threat match! And while I was successfully defending my International Title, you were busy choking at another opportunity at gold in a Elimination Chamber match!

Cactus smiles and continues

Cactus: You see, it's all evident, Soundscream. I've been one step ahead of you for months, and you deem yourself a credible enough opponent? Please reconsider what you're doing, and do yourself a favor and just back off, cause I do not want to add another name to my list of victims!

Cactus hands the mic back to E2

E2: Bascially, to wrap this up, Deathrow will prove their worth at Momentum, and we will head to WrestleFever with two belts in our possession. And more belts will be taken if people do not start taking us seriously.

E2 holds the mic down to his side. John McKay walks back into the frame and sticks his hand out for the mic. E2 looks at him momentarily

E2: Ummm, naw nigga!

E2 intimidates McKay as he flies off the set

E2: Back to you guys!

E2 walks off as the screen fades

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Rocky and Da Man are seen walking around backstage. Rocky seems hesitant walking around a corner as Da Man walks on. They finally get back to Rocky's office. He walks in as his face turns to sheer horror as the camera quickly zooms over to see flames shooting up in the middle of Rocky's office. Rocky freaks out as Da Man quickly grabs a fire extinguisher hanging outside and puts the fire out. The smoke clears as Rocky looks down his eyes peering. The frost settles as "R.I.P." can be seen etched in the carpet

Rocky: I knew it! He's in the building!

Da Man: Yeah, well I dare him to show his face!

Rocky: You're right! What's he going to do, take both of us out? Ha . .

Rocky laughs for a bit and then looks up at Da Man slowly

Rocky: You, uh, you're not going to leave me alone, right?

Da Man: Well, actually, I am going to go get a bottle of water, but you can come if you want?

Rocky: Right, yeah sure. Not that I can't handle Soul Reaper myself.

Rocky looks at his office floor in anger as he follows Da Man out. The camera stays in the room and focuses on "R.I.P." as two feet come into the frame. The crowd gasps as the camera zooms up to reveal Soundscream standing with a smile on his face. He sits down a can of gasoline and a lighter and dials a number on his cell

Soundscream: Yeah, it's me. Yeah, he's paranoid as Hell. Yeah, see you at Momentum, Soul Reaper.

Soundscream laughs as he picks up his can of gasoline and lighter as he exits the room and heads towards the ring

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In the ring, we see a dark red carpet laid over the apron. There is a podium in the middle of the ring with "SS" on the front in an emblem. "Get Back" hits as the lights fresh red and white as a red fog fills the entranceway as Soundscream struts out. He is dressed in a suit as he paces his way down to the ring to a legion of boos. He walks up the steps and adjusts his collar and steps in. He walks behind the podium and taps the mic, hearing a thud. He points up as a banner is lowered over his head that reads:

Soundscream surveys the fans as they boo

Soundscream:[/color] Well, finally I get my own show.

There is a louder chorus of boos as Soundscream scans the crowd and drops his glasses at a girl in the front row.

SoundScream: Whoah…cameraman focus in on the lovely lady over there. That’s what I’m talking about.

Camera pans on women wearing a shirt that says, “I’m a Screamer.”

Soundscream: Ow! Maybe we can find out if that’s true later momma…Whoah! Now back to “The Sound Off.” Now, I’m not out here to rant and rave about me but I’m here to talk about the nitty and gritty happenings in P2PW. So let’s start things off with Soul Reaper.

The crowd boo's heavily at the mention of Soul Reaper's name

Soundscream: Now the higher ups have decided to ban Soul Reaper from the arena tonight due to the fact that they are scared what the two of us would do in full force. But that aside I want to get something off my chest. Some people in the back want to refer to me as Reaper’s lackey. By no means am I Reaper’s “lackey.” What me and Reaper have is purely business.

Crowd starts chanting "lackey, lackey". SoundScream scowls but gains his composure.

SoundScream: Back to business. Let’s take a look at the Zeroin for “The Sound Off,” of the night.

The Zeroin shows the end of Cactus’ match with Gormy at TNT. It shows SoundScream delivering the Sound Off to Cactus.

SoundScream: Ouch! Now everyone in the back is saying, “Why SoundScream, why would you attack Cactus?” “Don’t you know what he is capable of?” “Don’t you know he is part of DeathRow.” Whoopity, freakin doo. You see I attacked Cactus because I can and because he has something that has alluded me thus far. He was the International Title which will be mine at Momentum. That’s right at Momentum Cactus takes on SoundScream. Deathrow…..You know what I always wanted to know? If E2 drops his soap who picks it up? Is Cactus the giver or the receiver of DeathRow.

The crowd all "ohhhh."

SoundScream:[/color] And speaking of lackeys…Cactus has R2-E2 doing his dirty work. All DeathRow needs is Darth Pectorals, or whatever his name is, and they’d have their own Star Wars. They’d have the Mask, the Droid, and the wookie.

SoundScream does his best Chewbacca impression.

SoundScream:[/color] So listen up Cactus, R2 and whoever else is listening. I, SoundScream, stand alone. I, SoundScream, am not a lackey, I, SoundScream, WILL be the next International Champion. Cactus, the self proclaimed “killer of P2PW”, load your gun and tighten your noose because DeathRow and Cactus are gonna fry!!!

SoundScream drops the mic and slides out of the ring to the back as "Get Back" blares

[Stare]

We go to ringside where the lights go red. A tiger is heard roaring as fireworks hit as "One Step Closer" hits. Aladdin and Vegeta, The Blood Tigers, walk out to a loud booing ovation. Aladdin shrugs it off as Vegeta mocks the crowd for a bit. Aladdin slides in, visibly frustrated, as Vegeta follows behind him. They await in the ring as their music cuts. A voice comes out of nowhere screaming "d-d-d-d-d-d-d-D-UNIT!" as green fireworks go off as D Squat and Mastadon walk out.

They received a loud mixed reaction as they pace their way to the ring. Mastadon enters the ring first as The Blood Tigers are on the outside talking strategy. D Squat paces up the steps and pulls a bottle out of his pocket, spitting his tobacco in it, and places the bottle under the ring. Their music cuts as D Squat and Mastadon talk for a second before Mastadon exits. Vegeta slides in the ring as Aladdin hits the apron as the bell is rung

TAG TEAM MATCH
The Blood Tigers (Aladdin & Vegeta) vs. D-Unit Members: D Squat & Mastadon

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Vegeta and Diddly circle each other as a small "Tigers Suck" chant starts up. Both men stop circling as Vegeta glares at the crowd. They continue to badger him as the two begin to circle again. They lock up, as D Squat quickly nails a hard elbow, followed by a hip toss. The crowd cheers as Vegeta sits up and looks on at the crowd frustrated. The two lock up again, as D Squat again nails a hard elbow, and delivers a fireman's carry to Vegeta. The crowd again cheers as Vegeta looks up angry again. The two men lock up again as Vegeta grabs D Squat in a headlock and lets out a loud laugh. But, Diddly quickly reverses it into a back suplex. The crowd cheer again as Vegeta slaps the mat and shoots up. He darts in towards Diddly and receives a hip-toss. He gets up angry again, darts in, and again receives a hip-toss. Again, he gets up, but he quickly reverses his running and slides outside to regroup.

Aladdin jumps off the apron and consoles his partner. We see Diddly do a double take in the ring and he hits the ropes. He goes for a baseball slide dropkick, but Aladdin and Vegeta each move and grab Diddly's legs. They jerk him out as Diddly hit the ground. They hold onto his legs as they hook them up high, pick Diddly up by the legs, and swing him around, driving his face into the barricade. The fans boo loudly as the ref acknowledges Aladdin to back away. Vegeta picks Diddly up and throws him back in the ring. He gets in and nails a quick legdrop, and follows it up with a pin, but can only secure a two count. Vegeta grabs Diddly's arm and tags Aladdin in. Aladdin comes in and grabs the arm, and begins to kick away as the sternum of Diddly. Aladdin applies a rear-neck chokehold as The Blood Pack have now isolated D Squat.

The fans begin to clap as D Squat tries work his way up. He begins to beat his way out of the hold and hits the ropes, but Aladdin quickly nails a superkick, almost knocking Diddly's head off. He goes for a quick cover, and gets a very long two count. Aladdin questions the ref but picks Diddly up and applies a body stretch. Aladdin reaches back as the ref gets in Diddly's face, as Vegeta grabs his hand to apply some leverage. The fans boo as Mastadon is waving at the ref frantically. The ref gets up, but The Blood Tigers release the hold in time. The ref goes back to asking Diddly, as Aladdin reaches back again. Mastadon gets fed up and darts in, but the ref stops him as he tries to explain. Vegeta quickly runs in as both men send Diddly to the ropes and apply a double man flapjack. Diddly flops over holding his chest as the ref turns around. The ref quickly yells at Vegeta and drives him out. Mastadon runs on the apron and nails Aladdin with a clothesline.

He makes his way back to the corner as the ref turns around to see both men grounded. He begins to count as Aladdin begins to move towards his corner. Diddly starts to stir as Vegeta gets the tag. He quickly gets in and grabs Diddly's leg, but D Squat reaches out and makes the tag as Mastadon steps in. Vegeta quickly releases Diddly's leg and runs out of the ring. Mastadon looks on as the ref begins to count Vegeta out. Vegeta shakes his head as the crowd boo. Vegeta turns around to argue with fans as Mastadon reaches over the top rope and grabs Vegeta. He pulls him on the apron as Vegeta quickly retaliates, snapping Mastadon neck off the top rope. Vegeta sits on the apron and smiles as he rolls back in the ring. He mounts Mastadon and begins to pound away as The Blood Tigers have somehow kept the advantage. Vegeta is soon pulled off by the ref as Mastadon gets up to his feet. Vegeta smacks his hands together as he hits the ropes.

He comes off flying, but Mastadon quickly grabs him at the waist and elevated him high into the air, and he catches him in a thunderous powerbomb. The fans give an "Ohhh" off as Vegeta takes a sick landing. Mastadon holds his face as he finally makes a cover. The fans count along. 1 . . . 2 . . NO! Vegeta shoots an arm up at the last second, much to Mastadon's surprise. He picks Vegeta's almost lifeless body up and pushes him into the corner, and begins to wail away with hard shots. Vegeta soon gets beat down as Mastadon let's out a yell. The fans cheer the veteran as he walks away from the corner, and then sets his sights back on it as he nails a splash on Vegeta. Vegeta's eyes glaze over as he looks up with a dead stare. He falls to the mat as Mastadon drags him out of the corner and picks him up.

He signals that the end it here as he hoists Vegeta over his head for The Stampede. Aladdin quickly leaps to the top rope and flies off with a perfectly aimed dropkick. Vegeta falls on Mastadon as he rolls off in pain. Aladdin is quickly restrained by the ref as the ref begins to become frustrated with Aladdin. Aladdin finally raises his hands up and steps out of the ring. The ref warns him, as he is easily heard. Vegeta begins to try and get up as Mastadon reaches out and makes the tag to D Squat. He enters the ring and quickly covers Vegeta, but only gets a 2. He picks Vegeta up and sends him to the ropes, and comes off with a spinning heel kick, as Vegeta hits the ground. Diddly waits for Vegeta to get up and then nails The Diddly Drop.

Diddly makes the cover after hitting his finisher, but the ref in nowhere in site, as we pan over to see him yelling to the outside as Aladdin has grabbed a chair. He gets in the ring as the ref steers clear. Mastadon quickly gets in as Aladdin wastes no time swinging away at Mastadon, but Mastadon reaches out and greets the chair with his fist, knocking it out of Aladdin's hands. Aladdin quickly stumbles back, but darts in. Mastadon quickly sidesteps Aladdin as he nails his own partner, Vegeta, with a pounce. Aladdin gets up in frustration and disbelief as he is quickly tossed out by Mastadon. D Squat quickly jumps to the top rope, and jumps off, nailing his flying elbow drop finisher. He makes the cover as the fans count the three.

Vegeta & Aladdin --- 3.67 promo + 4.33 + .5 voting = 8.5
D Squat & Mastadon --- 3.9 promo + 4.17 + 1.7 voting = 9.77

WINNERS: D Squat & Mastadon

D Squat gets up as Aladdin is seen exiting through the crowd as Mastadon looks on. Suddenly, The Insanity jump over the opposite barricade behind D Squat. Spaz slides in and turns him around, delivers a quick kick. He picks him up and drives him down with The Psychotic Drop. Red Ninja awaits on the top rope and jumps off and nails his shooting star legdrop, the Shrukien.

The fans cheer as The Insanity look down at D Squat. Mastadon turns around as The Insanity quickly slide out laughing as he checks on his partner. The Insanity hold their belts up as the crowd cheers wildly. Mastadon gets up frustrated as he glares at them in anger

[Stare]

We see "Shane's World" pop-up on the screen, followed by the singing of "Shane's World! Shane's World! Party Time! Excellent! Woowoowoowoowoo!" The scene soon cuts to see Shane Montez sitting on a couch with a cap on with long brown hair coming down from it

Shane: Alright guys, welcome to Shane's World! Excellent! First off, time for extreme close-up!

The camera zooms in on Shane as he scream "Woah!" The screen shoots over to see Darth Peccatus, with a C3-PO mask on. He sits still as the camera stays on him. He slowly turns his head to Shane, who is staring at him

Shane: Ummm, Darth, you're not going to do the extreme close-up?

There is a brief silence until Darth begins to imitate C-3PO

Darth: Extreme close-up . . . I believe I do not know what that means?

Shane smiles at the camera and leans in and whispers to Darth

Shane: Damn it! How many times do we have to go over this, you're not really from Star Wars. Its' a "fictional" movie.

Darth looks up at Shane and slowly takes the mask off

Darth: ok . . .

Shane: Alright! Party on! First off, I'd like to welcome my guest. He is the co-owner of the P2PW, Shinn's Theory!

Shane and Darth clap as Shinns comes downstairs with a picture frame

Shane: Excellent . . .excellent. Alright, so what is the picture of?

Shinns: Well, Shane, this is a pic of P2PW superstar, Starcrunch!

Shinns turns the pic around as both Shane and Darth thrust their groins out

Shane: Schwing!

Darth: Schaaaawwiinnngg!

Shane: So, what exactly does Starcrunch do?

Shinns: Well, unlike most women's wrestlers, Starcrunch has the capability to suck and blow!

Shane: Yeah, she certainly does suck!

Shinns: She blows too!

Shinns and Shane start laughing as Darth looks on perplexed

Darth: I don't get it . . .

Shane: It's ok, Darth . .

Shane pats him on the shoulder and turns towards the camera

Shane: Oh, don’t' be surprised. Before I forget, Darth finally got pubes!

Shane gives a thumbs up as the WrestleFever 2 promotion airs. We see Shane shaking hands with the cameramen

Shane: Good show! Good Show!

Darth: Hey, Shane, you didn't tell them about my pubes, did you?

Shane: Of course not!

Darth: Good! Party on Shane!

Shane: Party on Darth!

The countdown meter ticks up for Wrestlefever as the audience cheers loudly. We cut back to Shane and Darth looking at scripts for the segment

Shane: Man, they're really shoving these parodies down our throats . . .

Darth nods along as the screen fades[/color]

[Stare]

We go back out to ringside as "Energy" immediately hits as the fans leap up as Stare walks out. He situated his belt over his shoulder and has an unpleasant look on his face. He dashes up the steps and gets in the ring, and is immediately handed a mic. He signals for his music to be cut as he paces around the ring. "Stare" chants build as Stare stops and looks up. they die down eventually as he brings the mic to his mouth

Stare: I'm not doing this to prove a point tonight. I'm not trying to make anyone forgive anyone else. I'm trying to make things the way they should be!

Stare continues to pace

Stare: So, first, please welcome, Nation!

"Milque-toast" hits as the fans leap to their feet as Nation walks out. He has a smirk on his face as he is shaking his head slightly as he makes his way to the ring. He steps in and leans in a corner as "Nation" chants build

Stare: And now, Shinn's Theory!

"P.C." hits as Shinn's Theory walks out. He looks somewhat disappointed as the fans are not disappointed at all as they continue to cheer like crazy. He steps in the ring. Immediately, Shinns and Nation go nose to nose as Stare looks on. Neither man mouths off as both men stand so close, they are breathing the same air. A mixture of "Shinns" and "Nation" chants mix together until you can not understand what the audience is saying. Both men look around a Stare begins to speak

Stare: Two weeks ago, you men were talking backstage. You were trying to figure out what to do about two men, who in a shocking turn, had aligned themselves. Then last week, Shinn's Theory, in what I hope was motivated by something explainable, delivered a Theory Driver to Nation.

a mixture of cheers and boos fill the arena as Nation looks at Shinns, who appears to be holding back a smile

Stare: And then on TNT, Shinn's was on the receiving end of a One Nation Army superkick, which I also hope there is an explanation too.

The fans split themselves again as Shinns looks on in anger as Nation smirks

Stare: Now, you've been interviews and talked about your respect for one another, and you both have separately talked about the alliance between the number one contender for the World Title, Da Man, and the co-owner of this company, Rocky! First of all, like I said, I'm not out here to solve any problems, I just want you both to be aware of something. You can't beat Rocky and Da Man by yourselves!

The crowd looks on as Shinns and Nation both stare at one another. Stare stands looking at both men as Nation reaches out and grabs the mic

Nation: I don't need anyone's help!

He slings Stare's arm down as Shinn's immediately jerks the mic to his mouth

Shinns: You think I need your help? Let me make something clear for you, Nation. This company began with me! The show centered around me! I took this company as the World Champion and helped make it what it is! You weren't around, but Rocky and Da Man were! And though they weren't aligned, I fought Da Man by myself, and defeated him! And I've had my share of confrontations with Rocky since I was announced as Co-owner! You weren't around, Nation! So, don't think for a second that I need your help!

Shinns and Nation stare at one another as Stare begins to bring the mic to his mouth, but Nation jerks the mic, along with Stare's arm to himself again. Stare let's the mic go

Nation: I've been in this company for a long time, Shinns. Maybe I wasn't there in the beginning, but I've known Da Man a lot longer than you have, and it's a lot more personal between me and him than between you and him! I've crossed paths with Rocky, and I've beaten him. So, you might as well quit praising your past and worry about now, cause I'm just as good as you!

Stare comes back into frame with another mic

Stare: Ok, new mic in hand, I'm good to go! See, that's the thing, Nation has never faced Da Man, and Shinn's has never faced off against Rocky, but you both have beaten each other's un-faced adversary! So, why do you find it so hard to believe that you CAN help each other?

Shinns jerks the mic up, and Stare again lets the mic go and walks out of the frame. Shinns looks on as Stare rolls his eyes and grabs another mic

Shinns: It's not hard to believe, Stare. Of course me and Nation can help each other, but the fact is, I don't need his help, I don't want his help. Nation, you want to claim to be just as good at me, come Momentum, you can put up or shut up, bitch!

The crowd looks on in anticipating as Nation's eyes widen as him and Shinns begin to mouth off

Stare: Woah! Woah! Guys! Hey, this is what I'm talking about, a couple of accidental attacks on one another, and you suddenly can't let your ego's co-exist?

Nation: Accidental attacks? Who else was Shinns trying to deliver the Theory Driver too?

Shinns: You interfered in a fight between me and Da Man and then raised your arms after taking him out yourself, what'd you want me to do, hug you!? And who were you trying to superkick?

Nation: I was going to take Da Man's head off!

Shinns: Newsflash! You missed! And you were interfering in MY fight again!

Stare: Well! Well, I guess I might as well congratulate Rocky and Da Man, huh? They're probably loving every second of this! They tried to turn you guys on me last week, what makes you think they weren't trying to do the same to you?

Shinns and Nation look at Stare and at each other briefly until "Hysteria" hits. The fans boo loudly as Nation shoots around and Shinns looks on as well. Rocky and Da Man walk out laughing as the three men in the ring look on. Rocky takes a look behind him once or twice and continues to talk

Rocky: Ha! Stare, you're dumber than I thought! Do you think we HAD to try to turn them on each other? Ask yourself this Nation, why did Shinn's Theory give you the Theory Driver unprovoked? Ask yourself this Shinn's Theory, why did Nation not seem to care too much when he "inadvertently" superkicked you? He didn't seem surprised to me!

Da Man: And all this time, that punk bitch with the World Title has been pulling the wool over both of your eyes! Come on? An exclusive sit-down interview with you guys to try and sort things out? And you bought it?

Da Man and Rocky start to approach the ring, Rocky still slightly looking over his shoulder as Stare looks on

Da Man: I mean, you both were skeptical as to why he was wanting to try and settle things, right?

Da Man holds his hand out as he walks up the apron and steps into the ring with Rocky behind him smiling

Da Man: And now Stare has led you into another trap where you're again outnumbered, three to one to one!

Da Man looks around. Nation throws his mic down and turns and hits a quick Nation's End on Stare. Shinn's Theory doesn't know what to make of it, but is clotheslined by Rocky before he knows it. Da Man darts in and spears Nation to the mat after he gets up from hitting the Nation's End on Stare. Rocky picks Theory up and whips him towards Da Man, who nails another spear. Shinn's Theory flops around on the mat as Rocky helps Stare out of the ring. Da Man puts Stare's arm around him as Rocky does the same on the other side.

Rocky raises Stare's arm up as Da Man helps him stand. Shinn's and Nation look up in disbelief as they are doubled over in pain, as Stare, Rocky, and Da Man all head to the back together. The camera zooms in on Rocky, Da Man, and a dazed Stare as Blitz! goes off the air

Credits: Stare, Soundscream

[Stare]

Voting Totals

Darth --- 17
Assassin --- 5

D-Unit --- 17
Tigers --- 5

Simz --- 11
_the j-man --- 11

Addryd --- 14
Spaz --- 8


STARE'S RATINGS[/u]

Darth Peccactus --- 0 (I saw the explanation)
Assassin --- 0 (tis a shame, as said before, I look forward to your promos)

Mastadon --- 4.2 (niec promo, really amped up the D-Unit and their purpose. Very well done)
Diddly Squat --- 4 (nice promo. Set the tone for the match well. My only dissapointment is you didnt mention the Insanity, which is where the whole foundation of this match lies. Good job none-the-less)
Aladdin --- 4.4 (very solid promo. In fact, it's probably one of your best. You touched on the past of the Mastadon and his losing streak, and talked about Diddly Squat always needing someone to have his back. This was very well done.)
Vegeta --- 3.5 (this was a nice plan, but it was all over the place, and the dialogue wasn't too great. Being on a tennis court made no sense, though comical slightly. It hurt the promo in my opinion)

Simz --- 0 (too bad. I received your pm)
_the j-man --- 0 (I'm excited about having you here, so please don't become inactive by missing the next match you have)

Addryd --- 4.5 (nice promo. Set the mood for your character's past and future very well. Lots of intensity, and character development with the crowd reactions. nice work)
Spaz --- 0 (welcome to INACTIVE)


ROCKY'S RATINGS[/u]

Darth Peccatus --- 0
Tyler "The Assassin" Stone --- 0

Diddly Squat - 3.5 (Decent enough promo. Nothing too complex, nothing too simple. Served as a duel purpose to hype the match and your new stable.)
Mastadon - 4.0 (Sup Vanilla? Looking good, aiiight! Nice new character. It suits you well. Did a similar job to Didd...D-Squat. Nice one son.)
Aladdin - 4.2 (Solid promo. I loved how you had them all around the table, discussing cards and wrestling. Most of the conversatuin seemed random at times, but I think that's the effect you were looking for. Just four guys shooting shit and playing poker. Very good.)
Vegeta - 3.5[/b] (Funny stuff. Loved the ending. You always strengthen the Al/Veg relationship with your promos.)

Simz --- 0
_the j-man --- 0

Addryd - 4.4 (Very well written. In all honesty, it dragged on in parts, but for the most part, it was very fluent and easy to imagine. Nice work. Shame there was nothing to rate against it. Again.)
Spaz - 0 (Again, Spaz?)


Shinns Theory's Ratings[/color]

Darth Peccatus - 0.0[/color] (I just hope you're saving yourself for your match against Addryd.)
Tyler "The Assassin" Stone - 0.0 (You're one of the guys in this e-Fed that a really look forward to hearing from. Our fued was excellent. I really want you to remain here bro. Don't stray too far away... Momentum is right around the corner.)

Diddly Squat - 4.2[/color] (I really enjoyed this. You're character change transition worked way better then expected. Coolio use of the past too.)
Mastadon - 4.3[/color] (This is really going to help your character. You deserve to be at the top. Having a faction to work with, and work off of, is gonna get you there.)
Aladdin - 4.4[/color] (Brilliant..... that's it.)
Vegeta - 4.0 (VERY unique setting. Cracked me up.)

Simz - 0.0
_the j-man - 0.0 (Hmmm...Huge build up. Preview focussed on your character. Bummer.)

Addryd - 4.6[/color] (This is why you'll be numero uno in no time.)
Spaz - 0.0 (Yada)

[Faster Pussycat!]

_the j-man - 0.0 (Hmmm...Huge build up. Preview focussed on your character. Bummer.)

I never got any build up but I still promo.


*Goes and pouts in a corner.*

[_the j-man]

yeah i didn't know i had the match until reaper told me. when i went to promo it was already locked so i made the promo in the extra promo thread. but i'm excited to be here and disapointed that i wasn't able to get out a proper promo for the preview section.

[Stare]

meh, you'll have another match. Everybody gets 1

Who the Hell is that guy pouting in the corner?

[Faster Pussycat!]

Stare said:

Who the Hell is that guy pouting in the corner?

[Cactus]

cool show but a strange question to be asked

If spaz is inactive and cant be activated for 60 days as is the rule it really isnt fair to make ninja defend the tag belts on his own ?

Scream I look forward to facing you ( ooc )

Scream prepare to join the list of people who have had heir ass handed to them by me, lets make it a hardcore match ( ic )

[Stare]

Actually, the 60-day suspension doesn't occur until after you contact me or Shinns, stating that you want to come back, and then you miss your first promo when we let you come back. Then, you wil be suspended for 60 days.

As for Spaz, he may have already contacted us asking to be active again, maybe he hasn't, only we know that.

But, this is an issue that me and Shinns have talked about, and basically, someone giving a belt away is always lame. I feel that if you become tag champions with someone, you have to be reliable for each other, and as we see, sometimes that can not be the case.

It is also noted that once a match is announced, that match on the card can not be changed. Another fine line.

But, it is still being discussed, but just go with our decision, whatever that may be, because everything will be done for certain reasons.

I have had a talk with both Ninja and Spaz about this as well, so rest assured that it will be an educated decision.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming

[Aladdin]

Not another loss. especially since i got the highest promo in the match. .

floorstare said:

Shinn's Theory's Rating

Aladdin - 4.4 (Brilliant..... that's it.)

Care to elaborate?

[Cactus]

he said it was brilliant does he need to say anything else ? ?

[Aladdin]

True true. Cactus you've been defending Shinns a lot recently. Whatsupwitdat?

[Scream]

Very nicely written.

Cactus I look forward to this as well (OC)

You want a hardcore match? I'll one up you...HELL IN A CELL (IC)

[shinnstheory]

Great show! Lookin' forward for Momentum.

["Black Label" Sean Patterson]

Great show. Loved it. BRING ON MOMENTUM !

[stocko]

top show boys, prepare for MVP-DON and TRENT to take the tag titles from the insanity girls

[Nation]

great show dudes. momentum is nearly here.

[Cactus]

soundscream said:

You want a hardcore match? I'll one up you...HELL IN A CELL (IC)

I will happily destroy you inside a cell, I nearly took out your buddy Reaper in one for TWHC so you will not be a problem

[Scream]

^ Yeah well I fought Ivan Von Dopeldonger in a hell in the cell for GLOW and well it wasn't pretty mister.

[soulreaper]

Cactus, you couldn't beat me, and I had pieces of table stuck in my leg. What sort of chance could you possibly have if you can't even finish off an injured opponent? Unless you kill him... hmmm. Nice knowing you Scream.