Blitz! Preview & Promos (6/27 - 7/1)

[Stare]

"Watching You Die" hits as fireworks ignite the arena as the lights come on to reveal thousands of screaming fans in a sold out arena. The music soon cuts though, as the lights go out and spotlights begin to search around the arena. Soon, "Hollywood Theme" hits as the fans jump up in excitement as all the spotlights settle on an entrance to the seating area as ChadClassic is standing in the opening. The fans leap up as Chad begins to make his way to the ring through the fans. The roar is loud as Chad jumps over the barricade and slides into the ring. He walks over and grabs a mic as his music cuts as a "Classic" chant starts up. ChadClassic looks around for a bit with a smile as he begins to speak

ChadClassic: Well well well . . .

The fans continues cheering as Chad looks around

ChadClassic: Guess who's been cleared to return to the ring?

Another "Classic" chant starts up as Chad looks around

ChadClassic: You guys had me at hello. But, onto why I'm out here at the very beginning of the show, rather than near the end when Stare assigned me my timeslot. You see, I'm cleared to wrestle, and it's been eating away at me for over a month now to get back in this ring, and there is one thing on my mind . .

Chad looks around for a bit

ChadClassic: REVENGE!!!

The fans cheer as Chad looks up at Zeroin as we see footage from Blitz! about a month earlier:





Diddly: And the D-Unit is a force to be reckoned with?

Dickie slowly approaches Diddly's face

Dickie: You tell me . . .

Diddly and Dickie stare at one another, and then start to slowly smile at each other. Mastadon grabs ChadClassic's head and slams it into the wall. Dickie, Mastadon, Gary Roamer, and Diddly Squat all begin to stomp away at ChadClassic non-stop. He appears unconscious as they finally stop.

Diddly: So, that's what it feels like to be in control!?





Chad looks on at the screen with a smirk as he raises the mic back to his mouth as the fans are booing the footage

ChadClassic: Yeah, D Squat? Yeah, ok, whatever. That's what it feels like to be in control. Attacking someone in numbers truly shows how great you are. Pathetic. But, I'm through with running my mouth, and I'm demanding a match with Diddly Squat or D. Squat, whatever you call yourself, tonight!!!

The fans cheer as a low voice saying "D-d-d-d-d-d-D Unit" is heard as the group's music hits. MVP-Don, Dickie Cha'Mone, and D Squat all walk out. D Squat has a mic in hand

Squat: Hey guys! Guys! It's ChadClassic, run! Run! Run for your lives!

the group laughs as Chad looks on

Squat: I guess I slammed your head harder than I thought, huh? I mean, you stand there now, throwing down the challenge to meet this hombre' in that ring tonight? I mean, are you a moron? You're active again, and you want to go ahead and jeopardize that?

Chad looks on shaking his head

Squat: Welp, let's remedy that! You got your match!

"Energy" hits as the fans jump to their feet as Stare walks out. He walks past D-Unit with a mic. He turns around and faces them. He doesn’t appear to be in a good mood

Stare: First off, neither you or Chad have the power to make a match, that's me. Now, it seems the fans want this match, so I'm gonna let it slide. But, it will be a no disqualification match, but the D-Unit will be barred from ringside!

D Squat appears upset at the judgment as Stare continues

Stare: And, I know MVP-Don probably isn't happy about that, but him and his tag team partner, Trent Acid . . .

Stare pauses as the fans cheer the mention of Trent's name

Stare: . . . will be defending the tag titles tonight. They will defend them against the former Women's Champion, Starcrunch, and the ladies man himself, Chilly Willy!

the fans cheer the announcement

Stare Now, I hope that everyone is happy, cause nothing I said is negoitable. Enjoy your night gentlemen.

"Energy" hits as Stare slams the mic into D Squat's chest as ChadClassic is standing in the ring smiling as the D-Unit walk to the back

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Well, Blitz! has already signed a match that's been anticipated for over a month now. With the return of ChadClassic, we get to see him try to gain a little revenge on D Squat in a no disqualification match. And to make matters worse for the smartest Texan alive, his running buddies are banned from ringside. Will Chad get his retribution, or will D Squat make good on his reasoning for being arrogant tonight? Also, the tag titles have just been announced as having to be defended tonight. Will the tag champs have a short reign?

Also, word has been spreading that Simz wants a rematch with _the j-man, the rookie who brought Simz to a draw in his debut match. But, the rumor is that Shinns would not allow it, and would rather put _the j-man in another singles match, to see how he does before putting him up against the Noob Killer again. Tonight, _the j-man will take on another up-and-comer, Stevo316. Who will Shinns' keep his eye on after this match? Will Simz stick his nose in?

As we've heard within the P2PW, the Rage Title match will be tonight. Nation defends against the one man who many think is destined to win this match, Addryd. Can Nation overcome Addryd's hot streak, or will Addryd come so close, but not close enough?

Also, Soundscream's Sound Off is here again this week as we get to hear his thought's on recent occurrences. Also, Soundscream has decided to throw Soul Reaper a "Soul Reaper Appreciation Celebration Bash" at the end of the night. Many people expect Deathrow to make an appearance, what will transpire in this segment? All this and more, tonight on Blitz![/b]

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TONIGHT'S MATCHES

SINGLES MATCH
_the j-man vs. Stevo316

THE SOUND OFF

TAG TITLE MATCH
MVP-Don & Trent Acid

[/color] vs. Starcrunch & "The Ladies Man" Chilly Willy

NO DQ SINGLES MATCH
ChadClassic vs. D Squat

MAIN EVENT
RAGE TITLE MATCH
Nation[/color] vs. Addryd

THE SOUL REAPER APPRECIATION CELEBRATION BASH[/color][/center][/b]

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DEADLINE: July 1st, 7 pm (EST)

[Stare]

_the j-man
MVP-Don & Trent Acid
D Squat
Addryd (I love ya Nation, but I want a new rage champ!)

[Red Ninja]

j man
MVP Don and Trent(cheers to a nice run boys)
Chad
Nation

[_the j-man]

_the j-man
MVP
ChadClassic
Nation

[Hercules]

J-Man
MVP-Don & Trent Acid
ChadClassic
Addryd

[brockandsable]

Stevo316
MVP-Don & Trent Acid
ChadClassic

[_the j-man]

The camera opens up on _the j-man who is relaxing at the sunny beach of Malibu. He has a blunt in his mouth as he lights it up. He looks at the camera grinning, he takes a drag and blows smoke towards the camera.

_the j-man:
Well, it's finally time. Blitz will be the beginning of _the j-man era in P2PW. The self-proclaimed "n00b Killer" will be there when I go up to face Stevo316 a retarded jack@$$ wannabe who loves to wrestle. This is the bright competition that I get to face? This is the "Hall of Fame" talent that Shinn's can offer?

_the j-man sits up and stands shaking his head with self-satisfaction expressing in his face.

_the j-man:
I laugh straight in his face, I see some talent amongst the few, but I know in my heart that I am the True Champion waiting to take over such an industry like P2PW. Stevo316 is nothing more then a rookie and I can deal with rookies. Simz wants to come out and watch the match, I'll be happy to pop him right in the jaw like I did last time. Simz your a punk, a bitch, a talker. You don't have the balls to even ask a woman out on a date or make a move on her. Let alone try to kick my ass in a wrestling ring.

_the j-man takes another puff of his finely rolled blunt as he does a french inhale. He points the blunt at the camera blowing out the smoke, talking once more.

_the j-man:
Coming from the Hood and not having the greatest oppurtunities in the world makes you hungry for success. I see champions such as Nation, who has dominated the whole P2PW over his long career here. But I noticed one thing, he never faced a person such as _the j-man! He holds a belt called RAGE. That fool doesn't know the meaning of it.

_the j-man takes off his sunglasses off and has intense look on his eyes. No more puffing the blunt, just him being real with the camera.

_the j-man:
I want everyone to watch when I go out and face Stevo316, people like Stare, Shinn's Theory, Nation, Simz and even the Mighty SOUL REAPER will have to watch me break this kids spirit. I have to make an impression, it will be a big one, it's surivival of the strongest and believe me... Not only am I the strongest, I have the most heart and you know why...? BECAUSE I'M BLACK MAN!!!

_the j-man smokes his blunt finely as he has a grin on his face. He relaxes again look at the sunset as the smoke is blown out his mouth. The camera fades out to black.

[lockjaw]

j man
MVP Don and Trent Acid
D Squat
Addryd (Nation will go on to better titles)

[Aladdin]

_the j-man
MVP-Don & Trent Acid
ChadClassic
Addryd - Hard, Hard decision, but i went with Addryd since he's young (like me ) and i would like to see a new champ. Sorry Nation, you still rule, take Stare's title.

[stevo316]

As "Wake Up" starts playing, Stevo runs out to the top of the ramp, looks around to see what kind of reaction he is getting and as he walks down towards the ring, he starts getting a good reception.

He has already got a mic in his hand and yells out

"Ok - CUT THE MUSIC" ( The music stops immediately)

"Now as you may well recall, I had a little chat with Shinns at Momentum which I wasn't too happy about how it ended. Run the tape.

(Footage of Momentum is shown and it is the conversation between Shinns and Stevo316)

Footage:

Shinns looks around and shrugs as he walks out. He gets outside and is confronted by Stevo316

Shinns: Damn it! Can you people not leave me alone?

Stevo316: I just wanted to know who I'm wrestling tonight?

Shinns: Was your name on the card?

Stevo: . . . no

Shinns: Have you been told you have a match?

Stevo: Ummm . . . no, but I'm in my gear?

Shinns: Oh! Well! Notify the presses immediately! Stevo316 should be put into a match immediately cause he's in his gear! Tell you what! How about I book you for a match tonight?

Stevo: Sure!

Shinns: Yeah, I can throw you in the World Title match!

Stevo: Oh wow!

Shinns: Yeah! It can be Stare vs. Da Man vs. "The Icon", "The Man", "The Legend", "The Crusher", "The Future" Stevo316!!!

Stevo: Oh come on, I'm not a crusher . . .

Shinns looks at Stevo for a moment

Shinns: Oh! Well, that changes everything, guess you won't be in that match!

Shinns walks off as Stevo looks on with his jaw dropped

Stevo: But I'm still an icon, man, legend, and the future . . . damn it!

Stevo walks off mumbling as we cut


Zeroin goes off and the camera goes back to Stevo:

Not only was I pissed off at the sarcastic remarks by Shinns, It's also the complete lack of interest for the new up and coming stars that he has.

The crowd starts cheering and giving a "Stevo" chant.

Now I'm facing the j-man tonight and I've been wondering; what does the j stand for? Is it Joke, Jackass, Jerk-off, Jerk?

The crowd starts laughing.

Hey jackass, you don't have to worry about whether Simz is going for revenge or not, you only have to worry about the beating I'm going to give you. Once the match is over and your lying down, beaten, bloody and battered, maybe then the higher-ups will sit up and take notice.

I've been in a few more fights than you jerky, so i'm more experienced and give you a stunner as easy as flicking on a switch. After tonight everyone will find out what a joke you are! It's obvious that you must have been smoking some serious shit to think that you can beat me.

The crowd laugh again and also chant"Stevo" again as he makes his way up the ramp and "Wake Up" plays on.


My Predictions

SINGLES MATCH
_the j-man vs. Stevo316

Stevo316


THE SOUND OFF

TAG TITLE MATCH
MVP-Don & Trent Acid vs. Starcrunch & "The Ladies Man" Chilly Willy

Starcruch and Chilly Willy

NO DQ SINGLES MATCH
ChadClassic vs. D Squat

D Squat

MAIN EVENT
RAGE TITLE MATCH
Nation vs. Addryd

Nation

[stocko]

SINGLES MATCH
_the j-man

THE SOUND OFF

TAG TITLE MATCH
MVP-Don & Trent Acid

NO DQ SINGLES MATCH
D Squat

MAIN EVENT
RAGE TITLE MATCH
Nation vs. Addryd (if this is a rage title match then there are no votes, but nation is my vote anyway, it will be close tho)

THE SOUL REAPER APPRECIATION CELEBRATION BASH

[McKenna]

TONIGHT'S MATCHES

SINGLES MATCH

Stevo316

THE SOUND OFF

TAG TITLE MATCH

MVP-Don & Trent Acid

NO DQ SINGLES MATCH

D Squat

MAIN EVENT
RAGE TITLE MATCH
Nation vs. Addryd

THE SOUL REAPER APPRECIATION CELEBRATION BASH


thanks dude, wasnt having a dig, just not sure how you wanted the main event to be bro

[Cactus]

Stevo316
MVP-Don & Trent Acid
ChadClassic
Nation ( if it counts )

[shinnstheory]

_the j-man
MVP-Don & Trent Acid
D Squat

[Simz]

_the J-man
Champs
Chad

[KillerSundin (Formerly HBK)]

[glow=red,2,300]Chilly Willy's Promo[/glow]

The scene opens with Chilly Willy and Starcrunch in their locker room.

[glow=blue,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]- Man look at that tight ass on you man I got lucky!

Starcrunch slaps Chilly Willy in the face as he laughs.

[glow=blue,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]- Okay now I am serious. Tonight, We are finally going to win the tag titles! Let's go on an adventure shall we?

Chilly Willy and Starcrunch then leave and head toward the concession stand.

[glow=blue,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]- So do you want a slurpee?

[glow=red,2,300]Starcrunch[/glow]- Sure.

Chilly Willy then starts to unzip his pants as Starcrunch slaps Chilly Willy again. He then pays for one and gives it to her. They start walking off again.

[glow=blue,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]- Well tonight me and you together, will finally bring some credibility and young blood to the tag titles and tonight, I have a little surprise for you regardless of the outcome.

[glow=red,2,300]Starcrunch[/glow]- Wow! I wonder what it is?

[glow=blue,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]- Me too! Look just because I am a bit younger than you doesn't mean I am all about sex because I am not. If you want to take it slow and romantic then I will. You are in control Star and I will not let you go.

A smile spreads around Star's face as the fans start cheering and laughing. Chilly Willy then walks off as Starcrunch returns to her room. Chilly Willy runs into a punk teenager

[glow=yellow,2,300]Punk[/glow]- Hey man you have turned soft and you almost had the chance to get lucky with that ho.

[glow=blue,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]- Oh really? Maybe you are right.

Chilly Willy then violently superkicks the teen as he is knocked out cold.

[glow=blue,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]- Don't ever talk about my girl that way and if you run into MVP. Tell them I am coming to Fight!

Chilly Willy then slaps the teen in the face and walks off towards his locker room looking very focused.

The End.

Votes:
j-man
Starcrunch and Chilly Willy
Chadclassic
Nation

[ChadClassic]

Promo to come later tonight...

_the j-man
MVP-Don & Trent Acid
ChadClassic

[Stare]

Hey guys, Cactus informed me of a mistake I made, and started.

DO NOT VOTE ON THE RAGE TITLE MATCH.

EDIT: I just saw UKG's post. Yeah, Ant, I made a mistake

[Scream]

TONIGHT'S MATCHES

SINGLES MATCH
_the j-man

THE SOUND OFF

TAG TITLE MATCH
MVP-Don & Trent Acid

NO DQ SINGLES MATCH
ChadClassic

THE SOUL REAPER APPRECIATION CELEBRATION BASH

[Trent Matsunoshin]

TONIGHT'S MATCHES

SINGLES MATCH
_the j-man

THE SOUND OFF

TAG TITLE MATCH
MVP-Don & Trent Acid of course.

NO DQ SINGLES MATCH
D Squat

MAIN EVENT
RAGE TITLE MATCH
Addryd (he needs this more than Nation)

THE SOUL REAPER APPRECIATION CELEBRATION BASH

[ChadClassic]

The usual green screen previewing a movie pops on. All of a sudden, the screen changes to black, signaling the preview of a new movie.

COMING TO P2PW AND MOVIES THEATERS EVERYWHRE

We see Shinns Theory playing in a small grass area by a river. Stare is seen watching him high up from the hills. Shinns is butt-naked, by the way. He rubs himself as Stare starts to giggle. Shinns looks at him. All of a sudden, Prince's "When Does Cry" begins to play in the background.

Shinns Theory: Hey! What the hell are you looking at?

Stare: Just watching you bathe... or play with yourself, whatever.

Shinns Theory: Well are you going to join me or what?

Stare giggles as he skips down the field, purposely tripping. Shinns skips over to him and smiles as he helps him up. Both are seen hugging and playing in water. Finally we see Stare on a Harley Davidson in a Leather Jacket and some pants as Shinns follows him from behind. "When Does Cry" is heard finishing.

STARE & SHINNS THEORY IN... PURPLE RAIN II; ITS RAINING MEN!

COMING TO YOU THIS JULY

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ChadClassic f. E2
"Smack 'Em 'Till They Cry"
P2PW: The Album
Director: John Cena
Person 2 Person Records

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We cut to something else. We see a black and white screen with ChadClassic in a white wifebeater, some black jeans, a skull cap, and some G-Units. Standing next to him his E2, who is wearing a black t-shirt with some blue jeans and some white sneakers, but you can't see the color, as its in Black & White. White girls dance behind them as E2 leans on the hood of a Bentley.

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...
Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...

When the wrestler's in the ring ma
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry

Quick clip of Chad slapping some jobbers in a wrestling ring.

When the wrestlers try to get at ya
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry

Quick clip of a jobber trying to attack Chad, but E2 trips him and Chad locks him in an Ankle Lock.

And if a nigga get a attitude
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry

Quick clip of wrestlers yelling and talking smack to Chad, only to have a super-imposed hand back slap him. E2 is seen pointing and laughing.

I got a blunt in one hand and wearing Sean John
And I got a big dick 'cause I got it goin' on

(E2)
Uh! I'm a nice nigga, with some nice dreams
See these nice pubes (cut to E2's crotch), see these Ice Creams?
Eligible bachelor, million dollar dick
That's darker than what's stuck down your throat
I'm Phantom, I float threw ya vagina like spizzerm
The exterior will come out looking like suicide wrist red
I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man ma, and then give me hizzead
Killin' nigga's with the beat, I know killers in the street
Wit the steel that'll make you feel like a jeweler in the heat
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that crispy shit
Trying to suck my dick Cut to E2 laying on the hood of a car with his eyes rolling in the back of his head, but the camera only shows his back & side
When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit
You should think about it, take a second, maybe two
Matter fact, you should take three days
And think before you fuck wit a nigga like loves to have sex all day

Cut to E2 holding his crotch and paying off a girl some money.

When the wrestler's in the ring ma
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry

Quick clip of Chad slapping some jobbers in a wrestling ring.

When the wrestlers try to get at ya
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry

Quick clip of a jobber trying to attack Chad, but E2 trips him and Chad locks him in an Ankle Lock.

And if a nigga get a attitude
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry

We cut to Chad doing a Lean Back and a Crip Walk as E2 does it along with him.

I got a blunt in one hand and wearing Sean John
And I got a big dick 'cause I got it goin' on

Chad
I'm a wrestla, but y'all knew that
Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to do that
I don't keep rainbow flag's hanging out my backside
Because thats the otherside, yeah that's the Queer side
We see Chad being hit on by a group of gay dudes
Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
I cut so much you thought my name was Fred-ay
Pulls out knives
One... two... three
C-H-A- to the fucking -D
My girls don't fake it, I'm about to break it, and when I do it they won't hate it
See I specialize in making in kickin' ass so just take it
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
You dudes should tune into Blitz!, they now air it live live!
So don't change the channel, D Squat's ass is mazzille, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime gizzles
Waiting on the showizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
Classic is on his way bizzack, now Squat here we gizzo

Quick clip of Chad doing a few Ali-Jabs while E2 holds up some punching bags.

When the wrestler's in the ring ma
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry

Quick clip of Chad slapping some jobbers in a wrestling ring.

When the wrestlers try to get at ya
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry

Quick clip of a jobber trying to attack Chad, but E2 trips him and Chad locks him in an Ankle Lock.

And if a nigga get a attitude
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry

We cut to Chad smoking a few joints with E2 & Pastor Deacon Bischop, yeah... you know his name.

I got a blunt in one hand and wearing Sean John
And I got a big dick 'cause I got it goin' on

Chad
I'm a Bad Wrestler, but wit a lotta ho's
Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes
I hang out tough, I'm a real Bitch
Big Classic, yeah he's so sharp
On the TV screen and in the magazines
If you see me close up, you can see I gotta huge win streak
Oh he's got a gun so Squat wanna pop back?
AK47 now nigga, stop that!
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
Squat's family's crying, 'cause he's on the news
They can't find him, and D-Unit really miss him
Must I remind you I gat-twisted him
Pistol whipped him, dipped him then flipped him
Then made him dance to this motherfucking music I made dude
Subscribe nigga, get yo issue
D-Unit come close, let me see if you can take his physical abuse

When the wrestler's in the ring ma
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry

Quick clip of Chad slapping some jobbers in a wrestling ring.

When the wrestlers try to get at ya
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry

Quick clip of a jobber trying to attack Chad, but E2 trips him and Chad locks him in an Ankle Lock.

And if a nigga get a attitude
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry
Slap 'em 'till they cry

I got a blunt in one hand and wearing Sean John
And I got a big dick 'cause I got it goin' on

We cut to Chad and E2 doing the Lean Back as some little kids and some white girls join in. E2 starts break dancing as Chad smokes a joint one more time and blows the smoke into the camera.

ChadClassic f. E2
"Smack 'Em 'Till They Cry"
P2PW: The Album
Director: John Cena
Person 2 Person Records

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[Reaper]

SINGLES MATCH
_the j-man

TAG TITLE MATCH
MVP-Don & Trent Acid

NO DQ SINGLES MATCH
D Squat

MAIN EVENT
RAGE TITLE MATCH
Addryd

[Trent Matsunoshin]

PROMO

Zeroin cuts to a scene where Trent is walking around a crowded promenade, 'Blood on the Motorway' by DJ Shadow is playing in the background.

Trent saunters by a flyer. It reads "The Newest Impact to hit P2PW: D-Unit" with a picture of MVP-Don, D Squat, and Dickie. A teenager walks up to the flyer, and looks over at Trent.

Teenager: D-D-D-D-Unit!!

Trent notices him.

Teenager: Wow!! It's Trent Acid!! Hey, how come you're not in this picture?! I thought you were in after winning the titles.

Trent: Nah...I don't need a crew....the Decepticons was it for me...it was a title shot and I took it.

Teenager: Typical opportunist....

Trent walks on...an older man with a southern draul walks up to him.

Man: Why'd you join them? You were so much better on your own...

Trent: I didn't.

The older man walks away as a young lady with a stroller walks by.

Lady: Poser. If you're not in why'd you shout out to them?

Trent: To promote and justify my teaming with MV---

She walks away before Trent can finish.

Trent: Ahh Hell...

A group of college students walk by and notice Trent...they point at him

Group: D-D-D-D-D-D-U-NOT!!!

Trent: .......(shouts) I AM NOT IN D-UNIT!!!!

Everyone on that crowded promenade disappears, except for likenesses of MVP-Don, Starcrunch, and Chilly Willy.

Trent pulls out his P2PW Tag Team Title and shows it to all who see it.

Trent: THIS IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT!

Camera pans in on Trent's face as he points at his eyes and the belt.

Trent: These are my eyes, and this.....THIS.....is the prize!!

Trent holds the belt up above his head.

Trent: And no one....NO ONE....not you (pointing at StarCrunch), not you (pointing at Chilly Willy), and not even you (pointing at MVP-Don) will take this from me. I don't care....D-Unit or no D-Unit....this....this is what it's all about...call it you want, but I got what I wanted at the pay-per-view, and that is the P2PW World Tag Team titles. Titles..... that is what matters to me....my eye is on the prize. And if that makes me, Trent Acid, look bad....well, it's because I AM a bad motherfucker, and I'll do whatever it takes to hold....this.....

A voice is heard in the background.

Voice (getting louder): Trent? TRENT??

Zeroin switches to Trent's locker room, he is sitting in a chair asleep and suddenly wakes up. MVP-Don is in the locker room.

MVP-Don: You ready?

Trent blinks a few times and wipes his eyes. He stands up and outstretches his arms, yawning.

Trent: Let's go.

Trent and MVP-Don leave the locker room toward the ring, Zeroin fades.

END PROMO.

[-JeNiFeR-]

StarCrunch secretly watches Chilly lay out the punk from her room. She turns her back to the door as it closes all the way. She lets out a sigh and a smile forms on her face. She starts to blush and then she catches herself in the mirror and jumps up like someone was watching her. She walks over to the mirror.

Star: Now Star, you know you cannot start feeling things for Chilly. It just wont work, I mean look what happened with SoulReaper. NOTHING! But, Chilly is a TOTALLY different kind of guy.

Star begins to put her lipstick on in the mirror as she talks to herself.

Star: Just because SoulReaper didn't appreciate me doesn't mean that no one else will. I am a hott piece of ass!

Star looks herself in the mirror as she turns around slowly admiring her curves.

Star: Being tag champs will only make us even better than I could have imagined with SoulStupid. Me and Chilly are going to take those titles and make them ours!

Just then Chilly knocks at the door. Star opens the door and grabs him by the shirt. She pulls him in the room and slams the door shut. She locks the door as Chilly is backing up slowly towards the couch somewhat shocked.

Chilly: Umm Star, whats up?

Star: Nothing yet, but give me a minute and I'll make sure you ....

Chilly slaps Star across the face and then Star smiles

Star: Oh yeah you know I like it rough! Let me give you something to work for tonight so that I know for sure you want to win those titles with me as your partner.

Chilly sits on the couch eager with a smile on his face.

Chilly: How about you show me what that StarCrunchPUNCH is all about?

Star: Sure tiger but I duno if you can handle it.

Star begins to climb ontop of Chilly and just then she notices what time it is. She jumps up and runs towards the door dragging him with her.

Star: Chilly focus focus! We are going to be late!

Chilly is reaching for Stars butt practically drooling. Star smacks his hand and he snaps out of it.

Star: Thats enuf of that, for now. Win this title with me and you can taste the starpunch.

Star winks at Chilly as they run off towards the ring. Chilly reaching for Stars ass and Star smacking him away and continuing to tease him all the way there.

Votes:
j-man
Starcrunch and Chilly Willy
Chadclassic
Nation

[LK]

j-man
Starcrunch and Chilly Willy
Chadclassic
Nation