BLITZ! RESULTS --- Jan. 6th, 2006

[Stare]

We see "recorded earlier" as we go backstage immediaetly to see Mary Lindsay, Shinn's Theory, and Rocky sitting at a table. Mary turns to the two Co-Owners and speaks firmly

Mary Lindsay: So, basically,. here's the situation. I know you guys are busy over at TNT, so if you don't know exactly what's been going on, here's the deal . . .

Shinn's Theory: Woah woah woah . . . come on, I mean, we're the co-owners of this place, give us a little credit.

Rocky looks back and stays quiet, glaring at Shinns ever-so-often

Mary Lindsay: Well, alright. Well, as you can see, we have an empty seat where Stare is supposed to be. But, thanks to Trent Acid, he couldnt be here tonight. Anyways, Cactus, _the j-man, and Soul Reaper are all going to come in and plead their case, and, depending on their reasoning, we will decide who we think is best suited to be the #1 Contender for the World Title. I want to go out to the ring and announce the outcome before the Main Event tonight, so we'll go ahead and get started.

Mary nods at someone standing at the door as the man leaves the room

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We go backstage to see Chilly Willy walking down the hallway. He stops in front of a locker room door and knocks. There is a brief moment before the door opens, and we see Vegeta standing there. He looks at Chilly Willy in question

Chilly Willy: Can I talk to you for a second?

Vegeta nods as he shuts his door as both men stand out in the hallway

Chilly willy I was thinking about what you said last week, about how I care too much about what the fans think and all. Anyways, I thought it over, and I wouldn't be here with this belt if it wasn't for the fans.

Vegeta chuckles to himself

Vegeta: So, I guess you have a pretty low opinion of yourself then? You don't think that you could've done it on your talent alone?

Chilly Willy looks on at Vegeta, biting his lip. Vegeta looks on as Chilly stands there in silence.

Vegeta: See? That's what I'm saying. I keep hearing all this talk about Plethora over on TNT. Everyone keeps coming to me and asking if Aladdin is pumped up. How the Hell should I know? I don't keep up with "The B Team". And they tell me that he's becoming a crowd favorite, and is really going places. Who cares? If I was in a federation whose Main Title match was being headlined by a guy who used to refer to himself as "The noob Killer" and was the lackey of The Blood Pack, and by another guy who no-show's more events than Jeff Hardy, I wouldnt really be bragging about that!

Chilly Willy looks on

Chilly Willy: Do you have a point?

Vegeta: Yeah! The point is that the fans get you nowhere, because in the end . . .

Vegeta is nudged by an individual. The camera pans over to see Spackle and NIN, who appear to be in foul moods.

NIN Horror: I don't know what the Hell you two bitches are complaining about, but it sounds like nothing more than some High School shit! What's the matter Vegeta? Is Billy not going to take you to the prom?

Spackle: I don't even know why the camera is on you two talentless hacks when it could be focusing on The Horror Show and The Pink-Dreaded Maniac! I mean, Chilly Willy is walking around with the belt like he's something special. Ummm, you cheated to beat Soul Reaper, and you defended it successfully against a girl? What's to be proud of?

Chilly Willy adjusts his belt over his shoulder

Chilly Willy: Do you smell that, Vegeta? It smells like jealousy. So, I get a piece of the pie, and I get this gorgeous strap around my shoulder, and now "The Pink-Dreaded Maniac" wants to throw a fit? Let me tell you something, Spackle, people like you don't get shots at titles.

Spackle: People like me? You mean . . . sexy people?

Spackle laughs and taps NIN as he shakes his head at the joke

Chilly Willy: No . . . freaks don't get title shots! Why do you think NIN keeps getting the shaft? It's cause they know he's a talentless freak, and nobody wants to see a freak in a main event!

NIN's eyes widen as he looks on

Vegeta: You know what I think the problem is, NIN? I think you just can't stop bitching long enough about your bad luck to get anywhere in . . .

NIN nails a shot on Vegeta as Spackle attacks Chilly Willy. NIN stomps away as he slams Vegeta's head into the wall, and continues kicking him into the ground. Spackle slams Chilly Willy's head off of a nearby table and then lifts him over his shoulder and nails a runnign powerslam on the concrete floor. NIN and Spackle regroup as Spackle leans down and picks up the International belt, and spits on it, and laughs as he rubs it into Chilly Willy's face

Spackle: Welcome to the freakshow, bitch!

NIN smirks as he and Spackle walk off as the camera focuses in on Vegeta and Chilly Willy

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We go backstage once again to see Mary Lindsay and Shinns having a discussion as Rocky is leaning back with his hands cradling his head. A knock is heard as everyone looks up to see _the j-man and Smokey led in by the man who works for Mary. _the j-man and Smokey stand at the opposite end of the table

Mary Lindsay: Thanks for coming Smokey and Mr. Ackerson. Have a seat.

Smokey goes to sit down

_the j-man: We'll stand . . .

Smokey quickly stands up

Smokey: We dont' need no damn chairs!

Mary Lindsay: There's no need to yell.

Smokey: What the fuck you talking about? I ain't yelling! This is how I talk!

_the j-man looks at Mary and at Smokey, and then he looks back at Mary and nods

_the j-man: Smokey, I think I can handle this. Go wait outside.

Smokey nods at _the j-man and walks out as _the j-man turns to Mary

Mary Lindsay: Alright. I want you to explain to us why you think you should be the #1 contender for the World Title. What do you think you could bring to Blitz! as champion? Why do you think you should be the #1 contender? And please, make this short and sweet, cause we dont have all night to listen to a bunch of jibber-jabber.

Mary looks up at _the j-man and nods as he looks on

_the j-man: First of all, my lawyer couldn't be here, but he assured me that if I felt like I was being talked down to or mistreated due to the color of my skin at any time, that it would be added on to the lawsuit. Now, why should I be the #1 contender? Hell, why should the sky be blue? Why should the heart pump blood? Why should blunts be lit? It's this simple, because that's just the way it has to be! Everyone knows that I should be the champion to begin with. I was illegally eliminated from the title match, and that has been confirmed by you guys as well. And, I know what you'll say! "But, who's to say you would've beat Soundscream?". Well, my answer to that, besides "Cause I'm better than that bitch", would be "Well, then shouldn't I have a match with him to determine the champion?". Face it guys, if you look at it logically, then you'll see that Soundscream did not prove that he could defeat me in the Blitz! Breakdown match, and until he proves it, his World Title reign is tarnished!

Mary and Shinns look at each other and nod

Shinn's Theory: And, I'm not sure if you said it and I missed it, but what would you bring to the World Title?

_the j-man: I would bring some credibility to the motherfucker! BECAUSE I'M A BLA . ..

Rocky: Yeah, you're a black man, we get it.

_the j-man looks at Rocky as Mary stands up

Mary Lindsay: Thank you J, we'll be making our decision by the end of the night.

_the j-man turns around and walks out as Shinns turns to Mary

Shinn's Theory: He makes a good point. I mean, who's to say he wouldn't have defeated Soundscream in the Breakdown match? Maybe giving him his chance is the right thing to do.

Rocky: That's fucking retarded . . .

Shinns looks at Rocky as Mary grabs his attention back to her

Mary Lindsay: He does make some good points, but let's here what everyone else has to say. Cactus will be coming in next.

Mary nods at the man that works for her as he nods back and walks out

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We go ringside where "Jesus Walks" is playing. Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill is already halfway to the ring as The Fizz is waiting inside, preparing herself for the match-up. Bishop walks up the steps and holds hit feathered hat on his head as he fucks in. The music cuts as he walks to a ringside personnel and hands his hat. He begins to take off his robe as he is attacked by Fizz as the bell rings

Singles Match

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The Fizz
vs
Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill
(Written By: Soundscream)[/b][/color][/center]


The Fizz continues attacking Deacon. She delivers a roundhouse kick sending Deacon to the mat. He looks at her in shock as she plants another boot to his face. The crowd goes crazy as Fizz leaps onto Deacon with a choke. The ref breaks the hold as Bishop crawls to the corner and sticks his head between the ropes. Fizz quickly follows but the ref calls for a break.

Bishop quickly barrels out of the corner and delivers a spear to Fizz. He then picks her up and flings her into the ropes as she returns he delivers a massive side walk slam. He slowly gets up and begins stomping on her as she covers up. Bishop then grabs her by the hair and throws her into the corner and follows with a clothesline from hell.

As Fizz drops in the corner Bishop grabs her cheeks and mouths words at her and then slaps her hard across the face. The fans boo as Bishop plays off the crowd. He goes to slap her again but Fizz lifts her knee into Bishops nuts. Bishop's eyes widen as he falls to his knees. Fizz takes advantage and climbe the ropes. She leaps off the top rope and dropkicks Bishop in the face. Bishop falls to the ground as Fizz begins to pump up.

She lifts Bishop up and again drop kicks him to the mat. She then stands over him and does a standing moonsault for the cover. The ref counts to two as Bishop kicks out. She quickly drops an elbow and then sets Deacon up for a pedagree. She positions him but Deacon counters and flips Fizz over his back.

Bishop looks irrate as he quickly grabs Fizz from the mat. He lifts her up and goes for a clothesline but she ducks and sprints for the ropes. She then tries a flying forearm but Bishop catches her and delivers a body press slam. He then picks her up and quickly delivers the Crucifiction knocking Fizz out. Bishop goes for the cover but lifts her up before the ref can count to three.

Bishop smiles and goes for another Crucifiction but Fizz rolls him into a small package for a two count. Bishop quickly stands up and lunges for Fizz who slides under his legs. Fizz dropkicks Deacon from behind sending him into the ropes. As Deacon returns from the ropes he delivers a hellacious clothesline from hell flipping Fizz to the mat. He then picks her up and again delivers a Crucifiction driving her limp body to the mat. He covers her for the three count.

Bishop --- 4.3 promo + .4 voting = 4.7
Fizz --- 3.17 promo + .7 voting = 3.87

WINNER: Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill[/color]

Bishop rolls out of the ring, holding his arms up in victory. He slides his hands together, wiping his hands of the matter, as he slowly begins to head towards the back. The Fizz is sitting up in the ring, as she sits up and remains motionless, looking down at the mat as if she's lost. Bishop disappears through the curtain as his music cuts. The Fizz stands up and walks over and grabs a mic

The Fizz: 1 month. I've been here 1 month, and the treatment that I have been getting is uncalled for!

The Fizz paces back and forth in anger as she brings the mic to her mouth

The Fizz: I mean, I used to think that it was me, but I think it's obvious what's going on here. I think that Stare can't run a damn show!

The fans cheer the bashing of Stare as The Fizz continues

The Fizz: You see, Shinn's Theory explained it to me. He told me about how Stare abandoned the fed, and then he had to take control, and he made the P2PW what it is today! Stare had nothing to do with it! Stare decided to come back and feast off of Shinns' Theory's accomplishments! And now, Stare wants to take all of the credit? That's right! Shinns explained it all to me! Stare . . . I don't want to be part of a sinking ship! I want to be on TNT!

The fans look on at The Fizz as she seems to be irate. She slams the mic down and storms out of the ring as the fans look on, not knowing what kind of reception to give her after her comments

[Stare]

We go back to the office that Mary, Shinns, and Rocky are in once agian as Rocky sits down as we join in

Shinns Where'd you go?

Rocky: Shut up . . . where's Cactus, Mary? This is taking forever.

A knock is heard as Mary nods at Rocky. The door opens as Cactus slowly walks in. He goes to the chair and immediately sits down, and props his feet up on the desk. Mary looks at him and rolls her eyes as she looks on

Mary Lindsay: Just like we did with _the j-man, you will be given your time to explain why you think the title shot is rightfully yours. Also, what can you bring to Blitz! and the title. You may start.

Cactus situates his hands behind his head and smirks. There is a moment of silence as the three individuals look at Cactus

Cactus: Well, let me put it like this. I've been told that I would have a match with Soundscream. It's been advertised and the fans are already excited about it. I mean, I'm sure you guys care about what the fans think? Right? So I think you should stick with what has gotten Genesis so much attention so far. Also, I'd hate to have to go back to court, as me and Soundscream both had already signed the contract to compete, and I dont see how that can be ignored?

Mary Lindsay: First of all, being that a title was broght into the picture, the whole contract will have to be rewritten and resigned. Secondly, threats won't get you anywhere. I think you need to focus more on giving us reasons to choose you.

Cactus: Well, how about this, if you choose me, I will sign for a match that will be such an attraction, that Genesis will do more buys than WrestleFever 2. This type of match will be so brutal, that no wrestling fan will be able to ignore it, and I'll get Soundscream to sign on for it as well.

Shinns leans forwards and looks at Cactus

Shinn's Theory: Well, you've got my attention. But, how does that make you a credible champion in the long run?

Cactus: I dont know, how does defending your belt only at PPV's make you a credible champ?

Shinns looks at Cactus as he smirks as Shinns turns to Mary

Rocky: Good point, Cactus. You've got my vote.

Shinns turns to Rocky as Rocky smirks. Mary snaps at Shinns and Rocky

Mary Lindsay: Hey! We had an agreement!

She turns back to Cactus

Mary Lindsay: You'll know our decision by the end of the night?

Cactus winks at Shinns and walks out as Shinns looks on in anger. Shinns looks at Rocky as Rocky doesnt acknowledge him. Mary looks on as we fade out

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(Written By: Soundscream)

The Zerion opens to SoundScream walking in the locker room area. He puts his finger up to his lips and leans back against a wall. He motions to the camera man towards a door. The door reads NIN/Spackle. The door swings open and both men exit. They are deep in converstaion as Scream sneaks in their locker room.

SoundScream Tonight the SoundOff comes live from the locker room of NIN and Spackle. I thought the best way to learn more about my opponents would be to see how these two live. Let's take a look.

Scream grabs a bag that says Spackle on it. He opens it up and his eyes open wide.

Scream[/color] Hmmm. I overheard the reason they call you Spackle is because you fill womens cracks in but....

Scream digs into the bag and pulls out a picture of a half naked man. NIN's face is pasted to it.

Scream Jesus man! I guess you do fill cracks in.

something is heard coming from the bag. Scream's eyes widen again as he pulls out a gerbil. He then grabs a bag that says NIN and opens it up. He shakes his head and smiles.

Scream Now I get it. First the picture of NIN, then a gerbil and now...

Scream pulls a tube out of NIN's bag. On it says in pink letters "Spackles Pleasure tube." Scream raises an eyebrow and stares at the camera.

Scream You sick freaks! Hey ninny it's more like the Whore show huh?

NIN and Spackle come barreling into the locker room. They rush for Scream who alludes them. Officials come from the back and get between the men. NIN has a look of hatred on his face as Spackle looks into the bag and then gives a questioned look at NIN. Scream is laughing as he eggs the two on

Scream Hey Ninny you may want to use some chapstick before our match if you know what I mean.

NIN lunges for Scream again as Scream exits

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We go backstage again as Mary looks on as she looks at her watch

Mary Lindsay: Well, I don't know why he isn't back with Soul Reaper yet.

Shinn's Theory: Listen to what you just said, and you'll probably have your answer.

Mary looks at Shinns and grimaces as a knock is heard. She looks up as the man quickly walks in and gets out of the way as Soul Reaper walks in

Mary Lindsay: Reaper, come in. I'll cut right to the chase because, to be honest, I just want to be done with this. Explain why you think you should get the shot at the World Title, and what will you bring to the title?

Soul Reaper laughs as he looks on

Soul Reaper: Are you seriously asking me that question? Do I need to remind you who was the champion during the highest rated time of the P2PW? Do I need to remind you who was the longest reigning champion of the P2PW? Or maybe I should remind you that I buried Soundscream at WrestleFever 2! Now, just because he decides to hire Lady Luck and win the World Title, can you honestly say that he deserves it? He just lost the title he had, and I think if you want to know what I'll bring to the title, it's definetly more than what Soundscream has brought to the title he held! Which won't be hard to accomplish, since I'll hold the belt for more than a week or two. I think that sums it up, so you might as well sign my name on your little paperwork there!

Mary Lindsay: Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. You have a really good point, obviously, but there are still things to be debated.

Soul Reaper: Well, that's just fucking great! Have fun with that, bitches!

Soul Reaper walks out and slams the door as Mary jumps from being startled

Shinn's Theory: I can't believe I'm saying this, but as short and sweet as that was, it made perfect sense.

Mary Lindsay: Yeah, I know.

Rocky: Well, then sign the fucking papers so I can go home.

Mary and Shinns look at Rocky as a knock is heard. Another man walks in and hands a paper to Mary

Mary: What's this?

Man: It's the results, Mrs. Lindsay.

Mary nods as she opens it up and looks at it

Shinn's Theory: Results for what?

Mary nods as she folds the paper up, sticks it in the envelope, and puts it in her jacket pocket

Mary Lindsay: Well, guys, our decision has been made for us.

The camera zooms in as Shinns looks on in question as we fade

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“The Nameless” hits the arena as Starcrunch comes out from behind the curtain. The fans boo her as she walks down the ramp but she stays remains level-headed focusing on the ring. She slides under the ropes and walks over to the far side of the ring, waiting for her opponent.

SteveTKO enters the arena as his music, “Rock You Like a Hurricane”. He walks down the ramp replying to the abuse that the fans show him. He carries himself as if he’s bigger than the fans as he gets into the ring, generating more heat. He looks at Starcrunch and straight away makes fun of her height, being almost a foot taller than her. The referee calls for the bell and signals for the match to begin.

SINGLES MATCH
Steve TKO
vs.
Starcrunch
(Written By: Aladdin)

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SteveTKO walks over to Starcrunch and really gets in her face about her height. He goes to pat her on the head but she pushes his hand away and slaps him hard across the face. SteveTKO is forced backwards. He puts his hand on his cheek and turns back towards Starcrunch infuriated. He charges towards but Starcrunch drops down and slides out of the ring. She taunts Steve, luring him to the outside. Starcrunch backs away to let SteveTKO come out of the ring peacefully but when he climbs through the ropes Starcrunch quickly runs at him and attempts a roundhouse kick at his legs. Steve having predicted the shot, quickly lifts up his legs. He grabs Starcrunch and lifts her up by her hair, dragging her into the ring. Starcrunch screams in pain as she is drawn back into the ring. Steve lifts her to her feet, still holding her hair, before quickly throwing her up into the air by her hair and slamming her back down. He lets go and shows that he pulled out some of her hair. Starcrunch, in agony, backs away into the corner. She leans against the bottom turnbuckle trying to catch her breath.

SteveTKO walks cockily over to her and leans over to pick her up when she kicks him square in the face, almost breaking his nose. Steve falls down, covering his face. When he takes his hands away from his face, blood can be seen coming from his nose. He looks at his blood stained hands to his horror. He looks at Starcrunch and starts to get to his feet. Starcrunch quickly gets up and runs at SteveTKO with a dropkick to the face. She then bounces off the ropes and jumps up for a leg drop. She goes for the pin and gets a two count. Starcrunch quickly goes for a headlock on her opponent, trying to keep him down. Once she has worn down Steve, she gets to her feet, jumps up and drops her knee across his face. She keeps her knee on his face grinding down on it. She lets him go and walks over to the corner. She climbs the turnbuckles and jumps off the top with a knee drop, aiming for her opponent’s head. Steve quickly moves out of the way, escaping the deadly move. Starcrunch’s knee goes smashing into the mat, causing her tremendous pain. Steve goes over to her and takes a hold of her leg. He drops down with an elbow into the back of her knee. He folds it around him, stretch it. He gets back up and repeats the move a couple more times. Releasing the move he gets up, keeping a hold of her leg. He turns Starcrunch around onto her chest, applying a half boston crab. He pulls back hard, wrenching her knee, but Starcrunch manages to get to the ropes quickly.

Steve picks up Starcrunch and grabs her leg. He lifts her up by her left leg and slams it down onto his knee. Steve picks her up and throws her into the corner. He charges at her and hits a clothesline. Next he folds her leg around the middle rope, twisting and turning it. The referee tells him to release the hold and he does. Steve backs off as the referee checks up on Starcrunch. In the meantime Steve taunts the crowd, losing focus. He turns his focus back to Starcrunch, running at her. Starcrunch holding onto the turnbuckle, grabs Steve around the neck with her legs. She chokes him until the referee tells her to step when she executes a head scissors maneuver. Steve bounces straight up and goes for a clothesline on Starcrunch but she ducks. Steve bounces off the ropes and runs back at Starcrunch. She catches him and hits a tilt a whirl facebuster. Starcrunch stalks Steve, waiting for him to get up. As he reaches his feet, she goes for a StarKO but Steve pushes her away. She bounces off the ropes and goes for a kick to his chest but Steve catches it. She attempts a inziguri kick, but Steve again dodges it but Starcrunch goes for another back kick this time hitting Steve square in the face. Starcrunch again stalks Steve. She jumps up going for another StarKO and hits it. She goes for the pin and gets the 1…2…3.

Starcrunch --- 0 promo + 1.0 voting = 1
Steve --- 0 promo + .1 voting = 0.1

WINNER: Starcrunch[/color]

The referee calls for the bell and raises Starcrunch’s arm in victory. She looks down at her opponent as her music plays in the background before exiting. Steve TKO gets up in the ring and grabs the ref, nailing the TKO. The fans boo as Steve slides out of the ring, and kicks the steps. They wobble a bit, but stay in places as he picks them up and throws them across the side of the ring. The fans look on as a fan that is holding a "Steve Sucks" sign is spotted. Steve walks over and grabs the fan in anger and jerks him over the railing. He jerks him in by the arm and lays him out with a short-armed clothesline. The audience looks on as security quickly tends to the fan. Steve TKO looks around in disgust as he begins to pace towards the back, until the lights go out and "Just Close Your Eyes" hits. The crowd boos as Ecos slowly strolls out. He shoves his jacket off of his side and brings a mic to his mouth. Steve TKO looks on in confusion as he stops in the isle with his hands on his side

Ecos:[/b] Now, Steve, is it? Steve, I pride myself on being very observant, and to be honest, I was sitting back there watching this match, because it contained two of P2PW's all-time greats! And, as everyone knows, I'm here to become an all-time great myself. Now, while everyone else climbs the ladder, The Chosen One is paving his own path to the top by knocking off people who are already there. But, Steve, to be honest, it seems like you haven't been on top for a while. I mean, have you won a match since your triumphunt return? My observance tells me no, and it also tells me that you coming out here and throwing your fit proves the fact that you're getting frustrated with yourself.

Steve looks on, rolling his eyes at the remarks. He begins to walk towards Ecos

Ecos: Well, before you pace this way and exit behind that curtain, I actually have a proposition for you. You see, I'm not wanting to waste my time on has-been's, but watching you come out here week after week and choke again and again is, well, kind've putting a damper on my mood of what a "guy on top" is viewed as, and that's why I think you shouldn't even be here. So, Steve, I see that both of our names are not on the, Genesis card, so what say you face me in a "Loser Leaves Town" match?

The crowd cheer as both heels look on at one another. Steve strolls up to Ecos and pulls the mic to his mouth

Steve TKO: I don't have anything to prove to you, and I have no problem with you. I'm not sure why you want to end your career so soon. Just to prove a point? Meh, whatever. But, yeah, I don't back down from challenges either. You're on!

The fans cheer as Steve TKO walks on by Ecos as Ecos reaches into his pocket

Ecos: Oh, and Steve . . .

Ecos pulls out a lead pipe and cracks Steve in the head as he turns around. The audience gasps at the shot as Ecos stands over an unconcious Steve. He bends down in his face with the mic

Ecos: It's fitting how Blitz!'s Genesis will be the end of you!

Ecos slams the mic down on Steve and walks away as "Just close your Eyes" hits

[Stare]

We go ringside as "Stand Up" hits. The fans jump up as Mary Lindsay walks out. She has the envelope sticking out of her jacket pocket and a mic in her hand as she walks up the steps. She steps into the ring and walks to the center as the fans slowly die down as her music cuts. She raises the mic to her mouth and begins to speak

Mary Lindsay: Well, as you fans have seen, we have been trying to determine the #1 Contender for the World Title all night long, and I'm glad to say that our decision was made for us!

The fans look on as Mary folds an envelope open

Mary Lindsay: For the past couple of weeks, you fans have been voting in a series of polls. The results of those polls are as follows. Soul Reaper won the first poll, SoL won the second, and _the j-man won the third!

The fans immediately start booing as Mary continues

Mary Lindsay: So, being that two of those men are now obligated to something else, your #1 Contender will once agian be Cactus!

The fans boo loudly as "U Got a Problem?" hits. They boo even louder as _the j-man walks out with an angry look. He rolls into the ring and walks over to the corner, grabbing a mic. He walks to the center as his music cuts

_the j-man: Oh, so help me God, this better be a fucking joke! I don't know if these polls were your way of trying to make your job easier, but this is complete bull-fucking-shit! You just made your lawsuit ten times worse, bitch!

_the j-man confronts Mary as Mary shoots a hand up to calm him

Mary Lindsay: The polls were not for that, they were for something else. You see . . .

A low hum is heard as the lights slowly dim. The hum stops as an explosion occurs as red and white lights begin flashing very rapidly as "Down" hits. Soul Reaper walks out as the fans boo loudly. He makes it to the ring and walks up the steps and walks in. He grabs a mic as the lights come on

Soul Reaper: I don't know what the fuck you are upset about J, cause you are looking at the man who should be the #1 Contender! As for your poll, Mary, the only thing I can see it being useful for is determining the three men who are most likely to decapitate you right here tonight!

Soul Reaper slowly approaches Mary

Soul Reaper: . . . and I wouldnt worry about _the j-man and SoL if I were you!

Mary looks on frightened as she keeps her cool as continues

Mary Lindsay: Look, I think both of you need to settle down, because upon winning this poll, your names were wrote into a contract! In fact, it was wrote into a title contract! You two men, along with SoL, will be competing to see who the first ever Fanatic Champion will be! You three were chosen by the fans, which is the main theme of the title, and you will compete in a triple threat match at Genesis!

The fans cheer as Soul Reaper and _the j-man look on as "Waiting to Die" hits. The fans jump to their feet as SoL walks out. He has a mic in his hand as he looks around as the camera's are flashing. He smirks as his music dies down as an "SoL" chant starts. He raises the mic to his mouth, as he is laughing

SoL: Wow, Mary! Why don't you just go ahead and give The New Breed to title? I mean seriously, where's the competition? I mean, you've got a washed-up, has-been and a guy who's main priority is to remind all of us that his ancestor's are from Africa!

The fans cheer as _the j-man rolls his eyes

SoL: . . . And then you have The New Breed! The most exciting superstar in Sports Entertainment today! I mean, I think it's clear that I should've been given the World Title shot, as these two bitches can't even hold The New Breed's jock!

_the j-man: We . . . we can't hold your jock? Do you write your own material, SoL? That's funny shit! You're a funny nigga, you know that? Tell you what, I'll just retire right now, cause I obviously have no chance facing SoL? Fuck that! Let me tell you something about myself, I don't back down from anyone! I will smoke you just like I do a blunt!

SoL: Wait, hold on, The New Breed isn't down with that stuff! The New Breed doenst want you smoking him in ANY fashion! Now, if you're gay, that's cool, but SoL is a lady-killing, woman-thrilling, heart-stealing heterosexual. But, you know what, I believe Soul Reaper is a little funny.

The fans "ooooh" as Soul Reaper looks up at SoL

SoL: See! Do you see the way he just stares at The New Breed, and then he tells me that "He's coming for me, and there is NO ESCAPE!"

Soul Reaper walks to the edge of the ropes as SoL speaks up

SoL: Woah! Woah! Did I touch a nerve? Are you still hiding your feelings for SoL? Don't be shy, I'm a sexy bitch, it's ok to feel that way? If you got the butterflies, let em out, Soul Reaper!

The crowd laughs as SoL smiles as Soul Reaper raises the mic to his mouth

Soul Reaper: That's fine, laugh all you want SoL, but let me remind you of a very important fact of life . . . DEAD PEOPLE CAN'T LAUGH!

Soul Reaper looks on at SoL

Soul Reaper: But I'm not going to spit into a mic if I've got a problem with you, it's not the way I operate. If I got a problem with you, I'm going to let you know by making your life a living Hell!

SoL looks on as Soul Reaper looks back at him

SoL: Well, I think hearing you spout off shit like "I'm taking your Soul" is a Hell in itself. It's almost as annoying as hearing _the j-man cut a promo and saying that same damn thing every week! Both of you all are going to be The New Breed's bitches come Genesis. And do you know how I know that?

There is a brief silence as SoL winks at the audience

SoL: CAUSE I'M A BLACK MAN!

_the j-man's eyes widen as "Waiting To Die" hits. SoL walks back as Soul Reaper looks on as _the j-man argues with Mary. Soul Reaper turns his attention back towards the curtain and leaves

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_the j-man gets in and stands in the middle of the ring in anger as "Dead horse" hits out of nowhere. The fans quickly jump up as Chilly Willy walks out. He looks around, and holds his arms up as the fans cheer loudly. He looks around as he pats his belt around his waist, and locks eyes with _the j-man. He makes it to the ring and slides in cautiously, as it appears _the j-man is remaining calm

SINGLES MATCH
"The Canadian Icon" Chilly Willy
vs.
_the j-man (w/ Smokey)
(written by: _the j-man)

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DING DING DING, the match starts. _the j-man stands in his corner as we see International Champion, Chilly Willy walk up to the center of the ring. The crowd buzzes a little as _the j-man does not look impressed with Chilly Willy. _the j-man then walks slowly to the center of the ring looking at Chilly Willy and then, "SMACK!" the crowd lets out a roar as _the j-man holds his face. Chilly Willy tells _the j-man to bring it on. The crowd gives a nice pop for "The Canadian Icon" as _the j-man goes to hit Chilly Willy, it's blocked and then _the j-man is nailed in the face twice by the right hand of Chilly. We then watch him irish whip _the j-man into the ropes and nails him with a dropkick, Chilly Willy goes for a cover, 1... 2... KICKOUT!

Chilly Willy picks up _the j-man and delivers a Suplex to him. Chilly Willy then puts _the j-man into a side headlock, he grasps it around the throat of Chilly Willy. _the j-man tries to breath for air. He sits himself up and _the j-man delivers a few elbows to the gut of Chilly Willy and does it again. _the j-man then turns Chilly Willy and delivers him with a back body drop. Chilly Willy holds the back of his head as _the j-man pulls himself up to stand again.

Smokey is heard on the outside of the ring, screaming for _the j-man to attack Chilly Willy. We watch _the j-man go over and pull Chilly Willy up by his hair, he irish whips him into the corner turnbuckle, "BOOM!" Chilly Willy stumbles forward and _the j-man charges Chilly Willy nailing a Spinning Heel Kick! _the j-man stands up with his arms out in the air, the crowd boo him viciously as _the j-man leans back on the turnbuckle with a grin on his face as he stares at Chilly Willy.

_the j-man gets on to the middle turnbuckle and jumps off it as _the j-man is nailed with a Karate Kick to _the j-man's chin! The crowd explodes as _the j-man is down, he gets back up quickly as Chilly Willy bounces off the ropes and nails _the j-man with a flying forearm! Chilly Willy stands up as he goes to the corner of the ring, _the j-man gets up slowly as Chilly Willy waits for him to turn around. _the j-man does and Chilly Willy charges as he goes for a Spear as _the j-man quickly dodges out of the way and "SMACK!"

Chilly Willy spears himself into the ring post and falls out of the ring. The crowd lets out a roar of "OH's!" as _the j-man smiles pointing to his head as the crowd boos him. _the j-man gets up slowly as does Chilly Willy. We see _the j-man bounce off the ropes and charges Chilly Willy nailing a 360 Plancha! _the j-man stands up as Smokey screams at _the j-man. He picks up Chilly Willy and throws him back into the ring.

_the j-man climbs the top rope and stands tall, he points his fingers up in the air like the Macho Man and goes for a Shooting Star Press! But Chilly Willy moves his knees up and "BAM!" _the j-man falls right on top of them. He bounces up and around the ring holding his mid-section. Chilly Willy then posts up in the corner again, we see _the j-man turn around holding his stomach and then SPEAR!!! The crowd goes ballistic! Chilly Willy signals it's over! He stands in the corner like HBK and waits for to deliver a Superkick.

Smokey suddenly gets on to the apron. The crowd boos as we watch Chilly Willy get angry. He goes then SUPERKICKS Smokey in the mouth sending him down to the mat. The crowd cheers loudly! Suddenly _the j-man stumbles behind Chilly Willy and rolls him up with a HANDFUL of tights! The referee makes the count, 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING! It's over! _the j-man rolls out of the ring quickly stealing that victory away from the International Champion! The crowd boos.

_the j-man --- 4.63 promo + .8 voting = 5.43
Chilly Willy --- 4.1 promo + .3 voting = 4.4

WINNER: _the j-man[/color]

_the j-man picks up Smokey who is rocked from that Super Kick. Chilly Willy is inside the ring screaming at the referee that his tights were held. _the j-man backs up the rampway laughing at Chilly Willy and the fans as he points to his head again, proving how smart he really is. _the j-man laughs as he yells at the camera, "Where's my World Title shot?! Where is it?!" The camera falls back to Chilly, who is looking on in anger

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JT Blade is seen walking into the arena. He walks down the hallway in anger as he storms around a corner. He stops by some man holding a clipboard

J.T. Blade: Have you seen Bryant?

The man points in a direction as JT walks that way. He finally comes to a door with "IDEA MAN" wrote on it. JT walks in forcefully as Barry Bryant quickly stands up and puts his arms up

Barry Bryant: Woah! Woah! What the hell!?

J.T. Blade: Don't "what the hell?" me, Bryant! What the fuck is up with sending me to the wrong arena last week!? And what the fuck is up with giving me the wrong directions to the arena tonight!?

Barry Bryant: Hey! Hey! Calm down, it was an accident!

J.T. Blade shoves papers off of Barry's desk

J.T. Blade: Bullshit!

Barry Bryant: No, it's not, I promise.

J.T. Blade: Then why hasn't it been happening to anyone else?

Barry Bryant: Alright, look, I'll make it up to you. I promise it was all unintentional, and the fact that it happened to you is a coincidence. Next week, I'll make it up to you!

J.T. Blade grabs Barry by the collar

J.T. Blade: This better be good!

Barry Bryant: Look! I'll . . . uhhh . . . I'll give you a shot at the World Title next week!

J.T. Blade looks at Barry with wide eyes as he is almost shocked. He slowly sits Barry down

J.T. Blade: I want that match to be the first match that happens! No funny business!

Barry Bryant: No funny business, I promise!

J.T. Blade nods along as he lets out a huff of breath and walks out. Barry is holding his collar, as he tries to catch his breath. He begins to chuckle to himself as he looks back up with a smile as we cut

[Stare]

We scope the arena as the fans are lively as we await our main event. Suddenly, "Kryptonite" hits as the fans jump to their feet with boos as NIN Horror walks out. He scopes the arena as everyone boo's him loudly. He holds his arms out as the boos get louder as he smirks and lowers his arms. He makes his way to the ring, and halfway down the isle, his music cuts as "Somethin Wicked This Way Comes" hits. The fans continue booing as Spackle struts out. He has his head lowered as he walks out with his pink dreads in his face. He takes a mini-hop and throws his hair back as pink fireworks ignite on each side of him. He smiles as he continues strutting down to the ring. He slides in and meets NIN Horror, who is sitting atop the top turnbuckle. The fans boo the two men loudly as they await their opponents.

A noticeable squeel is heard as a light streams down and ignites fireworks all over the stage as "Thuggish Ruggish Bone" hits. The fans jump to their feet as Trent Acid comes out, as intense as ever. He raises his arms as the audience cheers wildly. He makes his way to the ring as he keeps his eyes locked on his opponents. He stands outside the ring, awaiting his partner as his music cuts. Their is a low "Soundscream" chant as the lights in the arena go out and fireworks ignite one after another, reminiscing to the sound of a machine gun. They end as "Get Back" hits and one more explosion hits as the lights come back on. Soundscream walks out, dragging the World TItle at his side as he looks around at the capacity crowd. They are cheering like crazy as he gets halfway down the isle as Spackle elevates himself over the top rope onto Trent Acid.

Spackle hammers away as NIN Horror steps out on to the apron, and leaps off, dropping a leg on Trent. Soundscream rushes the two men as Spackle meets him with a hard punch. Soundscream finally blocks him and begins wailing away with hard shots, and slams Spackle into the ring post. NIN hammers Soundscream from behind and throws a couple of shots, and drags him to the steps. He goes to slam his head on it, but Soundscream slams NIN Horror's head into it. Soundscream gets in a tackle position and awaits NIN to stand back up. NIN straightens himself up and turns around as Soundscream darts in, but NIN sidesteps him and shoves him toward the steps, as Soundscream's knees jam into the steps, sending him over the steps. Spackle picks Trent Acid up and rolls him into the ring, and get in with him. NIN goes to his corner as the bell rings

MAIN EVENT
TAG TEAM MATCH

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Soundscream & Trent Acid
vs.
"The New Horror Show" NIN Horror & Spackle
(Written By: Stare)[/color][/b][/center]

Spackle kicks down on Trent as Trent cotinues to try and fight to a vertical base. Spackle hits the ropes and nails a low dropkick on Trent while he is on his knees, as he is knocked back down to the ground. Soundscream is shown getting up on his apron as the match continues. Spackle continues not giving Trent any room to breathe as he continues with hard kicks. He finally locks on an armbar on Trent. Trent holds his shoulder as Spackle lays back, wrenching on the arm. Trent begins to stand up as Spackle refuses to let go of the hold. Trent stands up and then uses brute strength to pick up Spackle with his one arm. He elevates Spackle in a windmill motion and drops him behind him as the fans cheer. Trent gets up, shaking some feeling back into the arm as Spackle pulls himself up and into the corner. Trent darts in and nails a shoulder-block into the corner. He hits two or three more before he stands up and begins nailing hard forearm shots.

The ref finally issues a five count to Trent, who is restrained as Spackle stumbles out of the corner. Trent darts in again and clotheslines Spackle over the top rope as the fans cheer as Spackle lands on his feet and stumbles into the security railing. Trent yells to the crowd in the ring as they yell him on. Spackle begins to get back in as Trent looks at Soundscream. He holds his hand out as Soundscream tags in. The crowd cheer wildly as Soundscream comes in and targets a hurt Spackle. Soundscream nails a hard shot on Spackle, as Spackle is held up by the ropes. He falls into them and springs off and is nailed by another punch from Soundscream. Soundscream pushing him into the ropes and whips him across. Soundscream hits the ropes and comes off with a hard knee, sending Spackle doubling-over his knee and on the ground. Spackle holds his waist as Soundscream picks him up. He nails a hard chop, requiring a "Wooo" from the crowd as Spackle holds his chest and stumbles into the corner.

Soundscream continues the onslaught, but Spackle eventually elevates Soundscream up and drops his head on the top turnbuckle, whiplashing his neck. Soundscream stays leaned in the corner with his face laying against the middle turnbuckle. Spackle tags in NIN as NIN walks in and runs to the corner. He looks across the ring at Soundscream and runs in quickly, and nails a hard dropkick to the back of Soundscream's head, sandwiching his head in the corner. Soundscream falls back as the audience is taken back by the shot. NIN takes control as he chokes away at Soundscream until the Ref's 5-count makes him break the hold. NIN lifts Soundscream up and nails a backbreaker on Soundscream.

He holds Soundscream on his knee as he presses down on Soundscream's knee with one hand and his chin with the other. Soundscream is asked by the referee is he would like to quit as Soundscream tells him no and tries to wiggle his way out. He finally falls off of NIN's knee, but NIN quickly drives his knees into the side of Soundscream multiple times. NIN stands back and waits for Soundscream to get up. Soundscream makes it to his knees as NIN smacks Soundscream across the face. The fans boo him as Soundscream motions with his hand for NIN to "Bring it". NIN nods with a smile as he hits the ropes and nails a hard kick to Soundscream's face. Soundscream falls back as NIN leans over the ropes and begins badgering the fans. He points back at Soundscream laughing at what he has done as the audience boo him on. NIN Horror turns around as Soundscream begins to get up and meets him in the middle of the ring.

Soundscream springs up and nails a Sound Off out of nowhere as the fans jump to their feet in cheers as NIN lays on his face. Soundscream lies motionless as the fans are still cheering the move. Soundscream begins to stir as NIN does as well. Soundscream reaches up and tags Trent as NIN gets up and is knocked down with a hard clothesline from the monster. Spackle gets in quickly to stop the momentum, but he is knocked down by Trent too. Trent picks NIN up and throws him to the ropes, and catches him coming off with a hard spinebuster. He picks Spackle up and sends him to the ropes and nails a quick powerslam. Trent gets up and is pumped as the audience is cheering like crazy as he crosses his arms and throws them to his side, signaling that it's over. He picks NIN up in a running powerslam postiion and grabs him under his arms. He elevates him and holds him up as NIN is shaking his head. Spackle quickly gets a low blow in as Trent drops NIN and falls to his knees.

Spackle and NIN each hit opposite ends of the ring and both come off the ropes and simultaneously nail a dropkick, each to one side of Trent's head. The fans "oooh" the smack from the shot is heard. Trent stays on his knees dazed for a moment before crashing down to the side. NIN makes the cover as the ref is in the corner, restraining Soundscream. The referee gets him out of the ring and turns around and makes the count. 1 . . . 2 . . . Trent lifts a shoulder up as NIN looks on in shock. NIN slaps the mat as he gets up and tags Spackle in. NIN mounts Trent and throws some shots. Spackle begins to climb to the top rope as NIN steps back from Trent. Spackle jumps off, and does a 360 spin, and lands with a hard leg drop on Trent. The fans applaud the move as Spackle holds the back of his leg for a moment as NIN gets to the apron. He begins to yell at Spackle to make the cover as Spackle quickly inches his way over.

He makes the cover . . . 1 . . . 2 . . . Trent kicks out again as Spackle looks up at NIN in question. Soundscream is now pacing across the apron, wanting to get in the ring. Spackle looks at NIN and talks to him for a bit. Spackle steps away nodding as he quickly slides outside and grabs a chair. He gets in the ring with it as the ref catches the chair. Spackle tries to hold on to it as Trent begins to get up. The ref jerks it away as Spackle lets it go and nails Trent with a low blow as the ref's back is turned. The fans boo loudly as Spackle holds his hands up. Spackle tags in NIN as NIN gets in. The ref looks on as Trent is laying on the mat in pain. Trent begins to get up as NIN picks him up and whips him. NIN lowers his head as Trent nails a kick coming off the ropes. The fans cheer as Trent hits the ropes, but NIN nails him with a superkick as he comes back.

Trent holds his chin and falls back to the corner. NIN quickly runs and mounts Trent in the corner and begins to wail away with punches. Trent is seen situating his hands as NIN doesn't notice it. The fans begin cheering as Trent picks NIN up and runs clear across the ring and powerbombs him. The fans cheer like crazy as Trent begins to try and crawl to his corner. NIN crawls to his and tags Spackle in as Spackle runs in. Trent dives up and tags Soundscream as Spackle stomps in anger and quickly tries to capitalize, but Soundscream is fresh and barrels down Spackle with a clotheslines. Spackle quickly gets up, but is again knocked down. Soundscream picks Spackle up and sends him to the ropes. Spackle comes off as Soundscream nails an inverted atomic drop. Spackle holds his groin in pain as Soundscream nails a kick and a quick ddt. Spackle's head is spiked off the canvas as Soundscream goes for the cover. The ref reaches 2 as Spackle shoots a shoulder up. Soundscream gets up and signals for the Sound Off as he stalks Spackle. NIN is shown jumping off the apron as reaching under the ring as he pulls out a bat with barbed wire wrapped around it. The fans boo loudly as NIN gets in the ring. He holds the bat up to hammer down on Soundscream, but Soundscream catches him in the corner of his eye and nails the Scream Kick.

Soundscream then bends down and picks up the bat. He looks at it as the audience cheers like crazy. He slams the ground with it and awaits NIN to gets up. NIN is stirring as Spackle climbs to the middle rope. The ref is pleading with Soundscream as Spackle crashes across the back of Soundscream with a double-axe handle. Soundscream falls to the ropes, dropping the bat. Spackle quickly dropkicks Soundscream, sending him to the outside. Spackle quickly grabs the referee, who is trying to force NIN to the outside. The ref grabs the bat to take it to the outside as Spackle tries to grab the bat from him. The ref refuses to let it go as Spackle nails a hard punch to the referee's temple. Trent Acid quickly gets in and nails a shot on Spackle. Spackle holds the back of his head as Trent backs him to the corner and wails away at him. NIN is nowhere to be seen for a moment as he slides in from the opposite side of the ring with a char. Trent Acid nails a kick on Spackle and again signals for The Acid Bomb.

NIN slams the chair across the back of Trent Acid as he falls down. NIN spits on Trent as he says something to Spackle. NIN then situates the chair over Trent's head and across his neck as the fans begins to chatter, knowing what's about to happen. Spackle elevates himself to the second rope as the audience is suddenly heard cheering like crazy. The camera's pan as NIN and Spackle pay no attention to them as Chily Willy and Vegeta are seen running into the ring, each with a chair. Vegeta slams the chair across NIN's back as Chilly Willy slams it into Spackle's side. Spackle falls off the turnbuckle and stumbles to the outside mat. NIN quickly rolls out of the ring as Vegeta follows him. Vegeta nails a shot on NIN and begins to fight with him, knocking him over the security barrier. The fans are cheering wildly as Chilly Willy nails a superkick on Spackle, knocking him over the secrity barrier on the other side of the ring.

Vegeta and NIN are halfway through the audience as Soundscream slides in. He checks on Trent as the referee is up and begins counting. The referee begins counting NIN and Spackle out as the lights go out. The audience begins to chatter, wondering what's going on as no noise is heard. The lights come back on to see Cactus standing right in the face of Soundscream. Soundscream is taken back for a split second as both men glare at each other. Soundscream looks off to his side to see the referee knock out. Both begin breathing heavily as the audience is cheering as Soundscream turns his eyes back to Cactus. Cactus nails a hard shot as Soundscream stirkes back. They exchange blows as fatigue sets in for Soundscream as Cactus beats him back to the corner and knocks him to the outside. He stumbles away and grans the bat with barbed wire wrapped around it. The fans boo to see Cactus's trademark weapon in his hands. As Soundscream is still laying on the corner, Cactus holds the bat to the side of his head, smiling at Soundscream. Trent is seen getting up as Cactus doesn't notice him. Trent grabs Cactus by the back of the head and bends him back. He puts Cactus over his shoulders and holds him up, and nails The Acid Bomb as the fans cheer like crazy.

Trent stumbles back down as the referee is shown getting up once again. He looks around the ring and begins to count. The fans look on as Trent is seen getting up. He crawls to the outside as the referee is on 7. Trent tries to jerk Soundscream up. He gets him up and pushes him to the apron as the bell rings.

RINGSIDE ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has counted out both legal men, therefore, this match is a double countout!

NIN (1) & Spackle (2) --- 4.6 promo (1) + 4.75 promo (2) + .4 voting = 9.75
Soundscream (1) & Trent (2) --- 4.7 promo (1) + 4.35 promo (2) + .7 voting = 9.75

WINNERS: No Contest[/color][/b]

The fans boo wildly as Trent Acid drops Soundscream to his side. Cactus is laying in pain in the ring as Soundscream is helped up by Trent. He begins to help Soundscream to the back as Soundscream finally shoves Trent. Trent looks on as Soundscream turns his attention back to the ring. He stumbles back to the ring and slides in. Cactus begins to stir as Soundscream grabs that unused barbed-wire bat. Soundscream awaits Cactus as the fans are cheering like crazy. He gets up as Soundscream tee's off on Cactus and slams the bat into his head. Cactus falls to the mat as the audience cheer Soundscream like crazy as he slams the bat down as "Get Back" hits.

Soundscream rolls out of the ring as Trent looks on at Soundscream, who doenst make eye contact and walks by Trent. Soundscream begins to walk to the back, not taking his eyes off of Zeroin, which is showing a shot of Cactus. Soundscream turns around at the top of the ramp, with his eyes as wide as ever as the audience cheer like crazy. We focus on Soundscream, looking into the ring, with a shot of a bloody Cactus above him as Blitz goes off the air

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Credits: Soundscream, _the j-man, Aladdin, Stare

[Stare]

PROMO SCORES

STARE'S RATINGS

_the j-man --- 4.5 (Your catchphrase is getting old . . . KIDDING! This was a good promo, I dont think it was as good as your other recent ones, but it was good none-the-less. You didnt hype your match too much, and the shit that you girls have been spitting at each other on the board called for a promo based on your match, IMO. Regardless, good promo as always J)
Chilly Willy --- 4.0 (This was alright. I had to re-read the ending to get what you were saying. You ddint talk about you match much at all, but I did like the character direction. I think you should try to pursue this guy who is a heel that wants the fans to like him. Sort of felt like a Bret Hart promo when he went heel, and was always talking about how the fans should like him.)

Bishop --- 4.3 (This was a great return promo. The Fizz is a female, by the way. I enjoyed the setting and interaction between you adn the minister. You do your character so well. Good to see you still go tit)
The Fizz --- 3 (You need to strive for a bit more length. I've said it before, there is only so much you can do with a short promo. Try talking more about your opponent. You don't necessarily have to know a lot about him/her to pull a successful promo against them, just run them down, as if it doesnt matter who they are, you're going to win.)

Starcrunch --- 0
Steve TKO --- 0

NIN Horror --- 4.5 (you're an asshole, and I love it! I always enjoy your promos, you pull off the guy who hates the fed perfectly . . . maybe you're drawing from real emotions. 11 months? I can't beleive it)
Spackle --- 4.7 (Great read! You ran down Trent Acid very well. Great Intensity, with some comedy thrown in. Good points were made too. Good job)
Soundscream --- 4.7 (I really enjoyed this. This was a champion's promo. You ran down your opponent's very well
Trent Acid --- 4.3 (I liked how this played off of Scream's promo. Well done, and good intensity)

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SOUNDSCREAM'S RATINGS[/color][/u]

the j-man- 4.5 nicely written. Enjoy reading your promos. You def have your character down.
"The Canadian Icon" Chilly Willy- 4.3 Not bad, but not your best. I like the angle you're going with your character but didn't talk about your match much.



Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill- 4.4 good to see you back man. I like how you gave a recap of your past but also talked about your match.
The Fizz- 3.5 ehhh. Def need to work on grammar and spelling. Develop your promo more. Look at some promos and find your own style. It takes some time so don't get discouraged.


Starcrunch- GooseEgg!
Steve TKO- Big TK 0

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SOUL REAPER'S RATINGS[/u]
Chilly Willy- 4 (interesting to see how you've turned out. Heel by default. Forced to you by the "hypocritical" Americans. I like how this may keep going. P.S. Canada Sucks)
_the j-man 4.9 (Still being held down I see, well its better than having a wet towel around your head while your being held into an electified cage isn't it... nice job)


The Fizz- 3 (I understand this..you're still getting use to this place. Heres a hint, emotion is a factor and so is depth of character. I may just be missing it, but I'm not seeing much of either. I am aware that these thins evolve over time. Hell it took Cactus awhile to get to where he is, and even the Champ Soundscream wasn't always as good as he is now. I just hope you don't get discouraged.)
Dollar Bill- 4.2 (good way to get back into the game. Quite humerous at parts... but I have a question... isn't "The Fizz" a girl? I could have sworn it was a girl....)

Spackle- 4.8 (for some reason this character grows on me everytime. Its an in your face type of thing that I like about it. Not worried about "saying something to upset the minority" and just kicks you in the teeth. Good show)
NIN 4.7 (yet another in your face attitude that is much welcomed around here in my opinion. Frustration over disrespectful treatment by fans and management alike. You almost want to have pity on him...and then again you want to throw him off a balcony. Fun.)
Screamer- 4.7 (I like it, nice slow going piece that got to the points in a reasonable fashion. Should be a hell of a match
Trent- 4.4 (Better than the last couple IMO, the history lesson was a nice touch.)

[Scream]

Great show. Ohh Cactus I'm getting butterflies.

[ChadClassic]

JT's back? Hmmm... ;D

I really don't know actually. I was confused about that one. But nice results as tha norm Stare.

[Faster Pussycat!]

My first draw, wow.

Glad to see you back Chad.

[Stare]

chadwick said:

I really don't know actually. I was confused about that one. But nice results as tha norm Stare.

Week 1 --- JT was not let in due to a curfew cut off administered by Barry Bryant
Week 2 --- JT was sent to the wrong arena, and the paper was signed by Barry.

And now, JT finally got in the arena, and he's pissed.

There ya go, nothing fancy, but I'm not pulling out a great storyline for an active person. Though, he does get a title shot, right? we'll see

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Yizzur...nice show.

[Faster Pussycat!]

floorstare said:

Though, he does get a title shot, right?

Oh yeah, what the fuck Stare!?

[Stare]

Catch the next Blitz!, my dear freakshow friend

[Spackle]

I'm going to sleep now, and I hope I wake up by Midnight.

Coolio show, though. Kick-ass writing.

Edit: HOLY FUCK SCREAM FOUND PRESLEY. Now ya see, I thought he had gotten lost in my colon...

...ial war re-enactment figurines. Yeah.

Edit 2: HOLY SHIT MY PLEASURE TUBE!

[_the j-man]

I really wish I would've lost that poll to Spackle. :-\ I'm by no means a Fanatic. Great show, great results, I like how everything was written, it caught my attention how good the characters were protrayed. Overall great show, but Reaper & I were screwed, way hard, now we have a snooze-fest of a main event. Our match should main event.

[Cactus]

Awesome show, well done to the writing team

soundscream said:

Ohh Cactus I'm getting butterflies.

Well thanks to you I am getting stiches

Scream it will be my pleasure to once again go round the houses with you

[KillerSundin (Formerly HBK)]

Nice show Stare! Great promo Jman.

[SoL]

great results.

fanatic champ huh...well many do consider me to be the people's champ so it's only fitting.

j-man, hate to break it to you BRO, but it's gonna be back to the projects for you after i show everyone how insignicant your malt liquor drinking, cheap cologne wearing ass really is.

and reaper, its rather unfortunate that you are unable to laugh, becaue your career has been quite the joke for sometime...it's gotten a chuckle out of me a time or two.

[Cactus]

Ahh how I have missed SoL

[Scream]

Man I love this SoL, _j-man build up. Could be a sweet feud.

[Stare]

and, the best part of it is that I've really done nothing to buld it up. Let this be a lesson, you want your rivalry to be that much better? You should trash talk IC in the forum. It makes everything better

[_the j-man]

sol said:

and reaper, its rather unfortunate that you are unable to laugh, becaue your career has been quite the joke for sometime...it's gotten a chuckle out of me a time or two.

Says the guy without a World Championship. Keep talking, because your ass is going to be smoked at the PPV. After I win the belt I'm vacating it, I've made it clear, I'm not about "gimmick" belts or "mid-card" belts. I want only one title and Soundscream is wearing it.

[The Great JT]

I know I'm gonna lose the World Title match...

Great to be back. Sick-ass show. No, in a good way.

[Spackle]

Well, thats not the right attitude. You need to go in determined! Make him really fight for the win if thats the way Ganeesh intended it to go! And don't forget to control yourself until the money shot.

IN SCREAM'S EYEBALL.