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Post by Stare on Jan 13, 2006 1:56:22 GMT 1
LIVE FROM HARA ARENA IN DAYTON, OHIO We scan the capacity crowd. Knowing that we're one week away from the first ever Blitz! PPV, Genesis, the crowd appears very lively and ready for some action. The camera's stop and focus on the ramp as "Energy" hits. The fans boo loudly as Barry Bryant comes out, holding his arms out. The fans look on as he has a mic in his hand. The music cuts quickly as Barry immediately speaksBarry Bryant: Alright, I'll jump right into this. You see, it seems some people on "The Board" have a problem with the way I conducted myself last week. It seems them, and the fans alike, are a little angry that I gave J.T. Blade a #1 Contender's match for the World Title this week. A huge "boo" rings out from the crowd as Barry rolls his eyesBarry Bryant: You know, I really don't think you people are giving me enough credit here. I mean, I brought you the Blitz! Breakdown! I brought you the matches that you wanted to see, and this is the thanks I get? The crowd again boos as Barry shakes his headBarry Bryant: So, you really think that I was going to sign a match between J.T. Blade and Soundscream for the World Title, and that would be the end of it? You see, you people look at what is written down, and immediately want to complain about it. And that's including Soundscream. In fact! Let's take a look on Zeroin. We are taken to Zeroin where Barry Bryant is seen sitting in his office. The door is suddenly kicked in as Barry is startled to the point that he stumbles out of his chair. Soundscream is seen approaching him quickly as he grabs Barry by the collar
Soundscream: Alright, you little bitch, what's the idea of giving J.T. Blade a shot against me? Are you fucking retarded? That guy has been back for a millisecond, and you want to hand him out a favor? Explain yourself!
Barry takes a while catching his breath
Soundscream: TODAY DAMMIT!
Barry Bryant: What's it matter? I did it cause I thought it was a good idea, and I thought it was what you wanted?
Soundscream: That's bullshit, Bryant!
Soundscream flings Barry over the table as Soundscream heads towards the door
Soundscream: We'll see if this flies.
The door is slammed as Barry holds his shoulder as we cutWe look back at Barry in the ring who is shaking his headBarry Bryant: We'll see if this flies? Yeah, we'll see. Like I said, thanks to Soundscream's little bitchfest, he just made his job worse. In fact, I'd like to introduce someone to you people. The audience looks towards Zeroin as a picture of Cactus pops up, sparking a booing sensation from the audienceBarry Bryant: I know, you must not like his shirt either, but what if it looked like this? A referee shirt soon appears over Cactus as the audience boo's loudlyBarry Bryant: That's right, Soundscream! Effective immediately, Cactus is the special guest referee, and also effective, if you lose this match, you lose your spot in the main event, and J.T. Blade will be defending HIS World Title against Cactus instead of you, and you'll take J.T.'s shot in the fatal fourway that was just announced earlier this week in the Genesis Board! The crowd boo's as Barry smirksBarry Bryant: Oh, I'm not done yet! You see, there are three other people in that Fatal Four Way, and there just so happen to be 3 men in the Fanatic title Match. And, you know what? I've heard EVERY single one of those men bitch and moan about this match instead of being grateful. You know what, if you want to bitch about it, you don't have to be in it. So, I will be making three matches tonight. _the j-man, Soul Reaper, and SoL will be facing either Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill, The Fizz, or Starcrunch. And, if they lose to one of those three, they lose their shot at the Fanatic Title, and will switch places with them. So, that's all, bitches. Enjoy the fucking show! "Energy" hits as the crowd boos as Barry exits the ring and walks towards the back--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
OFFICIAL PREVIEW
Last week on Blitz!, we ended with chaos and confusion. Between Cactus attacking Trent, Vegeta & Chilly Willy attacking NIN and Spackle for revenge, and Soundscream laying out Cactus to end the night, we saw plenty of fists thrown and blood shed. What will be the result of all this tonight? That remains to be seen, as the entire locker room seems to be on edge, especially these men involved.
It has just been announced that the Main Event for tonight will have some stipulations. How will Soundscream be able to overcome J.T. Blade with Cactus as the referee? Clearly this has to put a damper on Soundscream's confidence heading into this match. J.T. Blade has just returned, and many expect some ring rust, but even so, with Cactus in charge, you never know what will happen.
Also, three matches have been announced with the winners heading to the Fanatic Title Triple Threat. Soul Reaper will be defending his opportunity against Starcrunch, SoL will be defending his against Bishop pastor Deacon Dollar Bill, and _the j-man will be defending his against The Fizz. Though these matches may seem evident, stranger things have happened in the P2PW. Could there be some upsets tonight?
Also, Stare is back this week, and coincidentally, Trent Acid will not be in the arena tonight. Trent had to fly home to visit his family due to personal issues, so Stare's announced two-week hiatus has been cut short by a week. What will he have to say upon his return?
Ecos extended the challenge to a trouble Steve TKO last week. If Steve loses, he's out of the fed, but has Ecos just initiated his unemployment spree? All this and more, tonight on Blitz!
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TONIGHT'S MATCHES
SINGLES MATCH FANATIC TITLE MATCH AT GENESIS ON THE LINE Soul Reaper vs. Starcrunch
SINGLES MATCH FANATIC TITLE MATCH AT GENESIS ON THE LINE _the j-man vs. The Fizz
SINGLES MATCH FANATIC TITLE MATCH AT GENESIS ON THE LINE SoL vs. Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill
MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH Special Guest Referee: Cactus Soundscream vs. J.T. Blade
------------------------------------------------------------------------ [/b] DEADLINE: Monday, January 16th @ 8pm (EST)
Remember, if I'm not around when it locks, this thread will remain open and active until I do lock it. 8 pm is the earliest point that I will lock it.
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Post by KillerSundin (Formerly HBK) on Jan 13, 2006 2:13:02 GMT 1
Reaper J_Man SOL Soundscream
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Jan 13, 2006 3:59:00 GMT 1
Reaper J_Man SOL Blade Master JT
OMG, we're wrestling in a supermarket!
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Post by The Great JT on Jan 13, 2006 4:44:34 GMT 1
Reaper _the j-man SoL J.T. Blade
Will promo later.
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Post by Stare on Jan 13, 2006 5:13:41 GMT 1
Reaper J SoL Scream
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Jan 13, 2006 8:57:49 GMT 1
SINGLES MATCH FANATIC TITLE MATCH AT GENESIS ON THE LINE Soul Reaper
SINGLES MATCH FANATIC TITLE MATCH AT GENESIS ON THE LINE _the j-man
SINGLES MATCH FANATIC TITLE MATCH AT GENESIS ON THE LINE SoL
MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH Special Guest Referee: Cactus Soundscream
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Post by Cactus on Jan 13, 2006 9:05:52 GMT 1
Crunch Fizz Deacon JT Scream looks like I will face JT and not you
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Post by The Great JT on Jan 15, 2006 1:26:33 GMT 1
Quiet down! This is where the promo happens. I had a better one, buy my computer f'd up.
Scene opens in a hallway interview. All that can be displayed is Mary Lindsay's face.
Mary Lindsay: Greetings, P2P viewers. Mary Lindsay here, and I'm a bit preoccupied at the moment with the guy who could win...
Person: Hey! Say it like I told you!
Mary Lindsay: Ow! Okay, okay! Like I was saying, I'm standing here with the guy who WILL win the P2P World Title, J.T. Blade.
The camera zooms out and J.T. is holding a knife to Mary's throat!
J.T. Blade: Good, that's all I need you for, ho! Get your ass out of here!
J.T. takes the microphone and pushes Mary off screen. A crash is heard off-screen.
J.T. Blade: Now then...what was I going to say? Oh, that's right. SoundScream...the World Champion. You must be feelin' pretty good about yourself right about now. And why wouldn't you? You're the World Champ. However, there's a bit of a problem with that. You've got my property. Yeah. Right between the leather and gold is a label that reads "Property Of J.T. Blade". And on Blitz, I'm going to take back what's mine.
I've been through things you've only seen in movies. True it is I haven't been in a match since mine and NIN Horror's win over Spackle and StarCrunch, but I'm still in better shape than ever. Benching close to 300 pounds will do that. But anyway, back to the lecture at hand. Scream, the only screaming that's going to be going on is you screaming in pain from the ass-whuppin' I'm going to dole out on you. You'd better bring your A-game, because I'm not going to pull a single punch. This isn't going to be a match, this is going to be a brawl. A full-blown fight. A knock-down drag-out fight. And I'm gonna knock your ass out like I was George Foreman in the 70's. When I'm done with you, they're going to drag you out like the bloody, bruised and broken heap of trash you are.
And then there's the other variant involved. Cactus, I'm telling you this now so you don't forget. You'd better call this match right, or the next time anyone sees you you're going to have a shiv in your ass. Come Genesis, you'll have your shot at me. Garunteed!
J.T. throws the mic to the ground and walks off, shoving the camera to the ground. The camera lands on its side, showing Mary Lindsay head-first in a plastic trash can.
Mary Lindsay: Hey! Get me out of here! I'm stuck! Come on, this isn't funny!
Screen goes to static, then fades to black.
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Post by Scream on Jan 15, 2006 3:42:04 GMT 1
The scene opens outside the Hara Arena in Dayton Ohio. SoundScream is seen standing in front of a podium. Various news reporters surround him. News vans that say WHIO-TV7 are also parked in front of the arena. Swarms of fans squeeze behind barriers behind the media. The mayor of Dayton Mayor Rhine McLin addresses the crowd.
Mayor McLin
Dayton Ohio would like to welcome P2PW wrestling and would also like to welcome The World Champion, SoundScream. SoundScream has agreed to answer press questions so without further adieu, SoundScream.
Mayor McLin steps aside and SoundScream walks up to the podium.
SoundScream
Dayton, Ohio!
Fans begin to scream as he mentions Dayton.
SoundScream
Excuse me if I seem a little tired but I spent the wee hours of the night at the Hammerjax with some fine Dayton hunnies. Tonight all you fans are in for a show. Not only is this the last Blitz before Genesis but you get to see the World Champion in action.
The fans begin to cheer
SoundScream
Tonight I have been put into a match where the odds are again against me. One week before I defend my World Title against Cactus, my back is against the wall. Tonight I face J.T Blade with special guest referee Cactus. Management is pulling out all the stops to get this title from me but it’s not going to happen. I mean Jesus Christ, Barry. I toss you over a desk and the best you can do is make Cactus the guest referee? Like always, you try to make me angry but I always get the last laugh.
A reporter cuts in and asks Scream a question
Reporter
Hi, Scream. Victor Yanks, WHIO-7. A week before Genesis don’t you feel that this match only betters Cactus’ chances in becoming World Champion?
SoundScream
I guess you could see it that way, but I don’t. You see this match is just a warm up for me. I’m going to flush that turd J.T down the toilet and flush him away. And when you flush sometimes you get a stragler. A piece of shit that holds on for dear life, not giving up, but leaving a stain. That’s you Cactus. You just won’t give up will you? Not only do I have a title defense on Blitz but you are named the special referee.
But see I couldn’t have asked for a better preview to our match at Genesis. You see tonight I’m going to toy with J.T. I’m going to give you an up close and personal preview of what you can expect at Genesis. And when the match is over and you, yeah you Cactus, count 1...2...3, I’ll relish every moment of you holding my arm high as the victor.
Another reporter blurts out.
Reporter 2
Scream what do you have to say about Blades comments. He says, and I quote, “You'd better bring your A-game, because I'm not going to pull a single punch. This isn't going to be a match; this is going to be a brawl. A full-blown fight. A knock-down drag-out fight. And I'm gonna knock your ass out like I was George Foreman in the 70's. When I'm done with you, they're going to drag you out like the bloody, bruised and broken heap of trash you are.”
SoundScream
What do I have to say? He’s drunk.
Many fans laugh
SoundScream
I could care less what type of match J.T. wants. He wants a brawl, I’ll brawl. You see I didn’t become World Champion by eating cupcakes or by holding a knife to someone’s throat. I became World Champion by outsmarting my opponents, outthinking them. J.T has no idea what he had got involved in.
And George Foreman? He wants to compare himself to George Foreman? The only thing they have in common is the number of burgers they eat. So to answer your question, J.T. is drunk.
There is commotion in the crowd as another reporter is heard asking a question hidden behind some fans
Reporter 3
Hey Scream. How do you feel knowing that if you do make it to Genesis you will lose to Cactus?
Scream scans the crowd as he locks eyes with the reporter. The reporter steps forward revealing Cactus. Cactus pushes his way through the fans and jumps over the barrier.
SoundScream
You piece of shit. You want to fuck with me? Forget Genesis let’s do this now.
Cactus eggs Scream on as J.T. comes out of nowhere and clocks Scream in the head with a metal pipe. Security rush the stage as J.T and Cactus both laugh. Cactus pushes his way through security and grabs Screams face.
Cactus
What’s that phrase you like to say Scream? Tick, tock, tick, tock, tic. Looks like your time is up.
Cactus slaps Scream in the face as E.M.T’s attend to the down SoundScream. Scream holds his head in agony as the scene fades.
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Post by _the j-man on Jan 15, 2006 7:41:01 GMT 1
Soul Reaper _the j-man SoL Soundscream
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Post by Mrs Fizz Allmendinger on Jan 15, 2006 21:41:37 GMT 1
The Fizz is in the ring wearing grungy clothes and begins to speck.
The Fizz: _the j-man. You think that because you had success in Blitz you are going to beat me right. Wrong because you are nothing to me and neither does this wrestling promotion. I am going to be in the crowd for the TNT PPV to see if that promotion is better then Blitz
The crowd boo
The Fizz: So _the j-man you think that you are going to be at a Blitz ppv and going for the fanatic title. You really do suck. Let me introduce myself here. I am the Fizz and I am going to win and beat your ass by a girl like blitz has never seen an ass kicking match they have ever seen by a girl and I will be going to the ppv and be the fanatic champion.
The crowd still boo
The Fizz: And not only I am going to be the champion. I am going to take that title with me to TNT and defend the title on there and thank you crowd for cheering me but I must say that America sucks.
The crowd boo even louder
The Fizz: What I have here is my United Kingdom flag and I wave it proudly to all you fans and to _the j-man once he is defeated and i stand to you poor pathetic American fans here and I am proud that I am not American. I am proud that I am British.
The Fizz goes backstage.
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Post by Scream on Jan 16, 2006 18:26:58 GMT 1
SINGLES MATCH FANATIC TITLE MATCH AT GENESIS ON THE LINE [glow=red,2,300]Soul Reaper[/glow] vs. Starcrunch
SINGLES MATCH FANATIC TITLE MATCH AT GENESIS ON THE LINE [glow=red,2,300]_the j-man[/glow] vs. The Fizz
SINGLES MATCH FANATIC TITLE MATCH AT GENESIS ON THE LINE Waiting to see promos
MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH Special Guest Referee: Cactus [glow=red,2,300]Soundscream[/glow] vs. J.T. Blade
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Post by Hercules on Jan 16, 2006 22:58:15 GMT 1
Soul Reaper The j man Dollar Bill Soundscream
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Post by soulreaper on Jan 16, 2006 23:16:30 GMT 1
We open to a lockerroom, dimly lit, the lights are actually flickering as the camera pans around to see debris and parts of furniture and monitors that used to be intact and fully operational. One monitor sits on the ground, the picture skipping as we see Soul Reaper pacing, back and forth in the room. His face is wrenched with anger. He stops looks at the camera and addresses it.
"You know... I've been in this company virtually since it started. I've watched and helped create what you fans see today from the P2PW. When it started, it was a nothing federation hoping to make it week by week. Struggling to take fans away from the competition on a weekly basis. I saw the corporate hot shots agonizing over the ratings every goddamn week! I even tried to tell them that it takes time to build into a internationally reknown company. The same thing happened with the OGIF, the same thing happened with PWA, ELITE, FHT, EFW, GWX, FCW... the list goes on and on. You always start at the bottom. NOBODY starts at the top, EVER! I did what I could to help put this company on the fucking map. I put my body...my life... everything I had.. I put in on the line for this company to help it get people to watch. Night after night, through injuries, illness, family troubles, EVERYTHING.. I put it all aside for the P2PW. And I've never ONCE asked for anything from them. I've never demanded that things go my way, I've never asked to be teamed with people and then get everything I wanted except once, bitch and then quit. I've never quit on this company in my time to shine and then come crawling back because I didn't have shit else to do. And yet the one time that I do actually ask for a shot at the World Title...what do I get? SOME PUNK ASS, PIECE OF SHIT, RUNNER UP ATTEMPT AT SOME NEW SHIT BELT. After all I've been through with the P2PW, the blood, the sweat, the sprains, the impaled leg, after ALL OF THAT, they should HAND me this new piece of shit belt and be done with it.
But no... They don't give a shit about the work I've done. They could care less that I've missed the lives of my family for THEM. FOR THEIR RATINGS!! Everybody saw Blitz last week... EVERYBODY SAW that that asshole Shinns Theory, the worthless owner Rocky, and the dumb bitch Mary Nobodycaresaboutmynameorface, come to the same conclusion. Soul Reaper had the most valid case to be number 1 contender. I'm the greatest champion they've had, IN THEIR WORDS, and yet what do I get? BULLSHIT!!!! Thats what I get. And who the fuck is it that I have this 'Chance' against?.. _the j-man... whom I've dismantled all over the world... and SoL... who's biggest fan is his own fucking ego. Way to get people who are worthy, this is going to be the biggest waste of my time and energy... and WHY?!?!? Because this company is too CHICKENSHIT to grant my ONE request. It just goes to show what hard work and loyalty give you...NOT A FUCKING THING! Now that brings me to this Blitz...
Talk about insulting, I am now on the card, and is it against somebody who might be of some sort of competiton. FUCK NO!! They have me defending my worthless title shot for this 'Fanatic' title against, STAR CRUNCH.. A GODDAMN WOMAN!!! I have to put my title shot on the line against a girl who I BROUGHT into this business. A girl that I personally trained with my extra time and energy, because I saw potential in her ability against OTHER FEMALES. And now the P2PW has the audacity to pit her against me... ME of all people. Hell the only person to ever one-up me in my destructibility of humans is Cactus, whom gets a shot at the world title for no real reason. And yet the P2PW thinks it a good idea to put a girl in MY ring against me? Blitz is going to see the massacre of Star Crunch. And don't try to manipulate this in the commentary either, it isn't going to be a message to my opponents at Genesis, oh no. Its a message that will be signed, sealed and delivered to the P2PW board and the moronic owners that thought this match would be a good idea."
Soul Reaper bends down and grabs the skipping monitor from the floor and holds it in his hands as he looks back to the camera.
"If you dipshits think for one minute that I'm going to hold back a little because its some little girl, well you've got another thing coming. I'm going to run through this embarrassment of an opponent like a hot knife through butter, and when its all said and done, the only thing that you will be able to do is look away from mess that will be Star Crunch and ask yourselves what you've done. You can Fuck over 'The BLACK MAN' and you can stir up an ex murderer... but you don't want to screw around with Soul Reaper, because I guarantee that there will always be hell to pay. Remember this, P2PW, the blood is on your hands....
Ashes to Ashes, DUST TO DUST!"
Soul Reaper takes the monitor and heaves it into the ceiling where the light is flickering and as both the light and the monitor burst and the room goes pitch black, all that can be heard is Soul Reaper's demonic laughter echoing throughout the room
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Post by soulreaper on Jan 16, 2006 23:20:03 GMT 1
Reaper _the j-man SoL Screamer
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Post by Scream on Jan 16, 2006 23:23:09 GMT 1
^ ut oh
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Post by soulreaper on Jan 16, 2006 23:31:46 GMT 1
NO WHORING!
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Post by _the j-man on Jan 17, 2006 1:23:50 GMT 1
The scene opens in the locker room. We see Smokey walking back and forth with a distracted look on his face. Suddenly _the j-man comes into frame he has a towel draped over his head as he looks over at Smokey. Then Smokey turns around towards the camera.
Smokey: So this is it?! This is how they screwed over the black man?! On Martin Luther King, Jr. Day this is how they treat _the j-man? First they screw him out of his World Heavyweight Championship slot for some bum who got his ass kicked in the Blitz! Breakdown match, and decided in his best interest to eliminate _the j-man?! This whole federation is scum. They don't want to see this man succeed so they hold this stupid poll for the fans, and it shows that they love _the j-man over Spackle, who is one of the better talents here. It's simple, they made that poll to keep Soul Reaper & _the j-man out of the World Title scene! They did it because they knew they couldn't screw over that piece of trash, Cactus. Because _the j-man has an actual gripe.
_the j-man gets back into the camera frame as he looks disgusted as he begins to speak.
_the j-man: I go out and beat Nation in a Non-Title match, they screw me over by vacating the belt instead of just handing it over to me as I just defeated the Champion! I go out and I last the longest in the Blitz! Breakdown match. I can handle defeat, I can accept it, but Soundscream didn't even throw me over the top rope! It wasn't even that piece of garbage! It was his little butt-buddy. It's been one big conspiracy against me, they already had this stupid match signed and these two idiots thought they were cute, so they wanted one of themselves to win. Cactus sucks first of all and couldn't even hang. So he saves his chance at a World Title. But I made it known it was bullshit, I had the Management knowing they screwed up. I just got done defeating the International Champion in a Non-Title match, I just proved that I can beat anyone in P2PW. Not one person has been able to pin me or make me quit. What more can you ask for?! And what do they do? They screw me over again! They create this "cute" poll for a championship belt I want nothing apart of. I don't want to be in the match, I'm above that belt and that competition. I want the World Heavyweight Championship! And if it is going to take a racial lawsuit that shouldn't have anything to do with this in the beginning?! So be it, because as MLK, Jr. said, I have a dream, and right now the white man is doing everything in its power to crush my dream.
Smokey comes back into frame to finish the interview.
Smokey: Not only that, they add insult to injury. They put us up against a WOMAN?! A woman for god sakes?! Does this bitch even realize what she's gotten herself into? You're putting some white bitch into a ring with a black man?! Are you insane?! _the j-man is going to kill this bitch! Fizz, miss... Whatever you do, don't show up for this match, if you love your family, if you love living, you will not face _the j-man. Think about it. He just got screwed over after proving himself, AGAIN! (How many more times do I have to do it?) It's a shame you were put into this situation. Because after he destroys you, he'll walk into Genesis and he'll take out Soul Reaper & SoL, and we'll still not get a World Heavyweight Title shot and you know why?!
_the j-man: BECAUSE I'M A BLACK MAN!!!
_the j-man moves away from the camera as Smokey shoves the camera man out of the locker room and we cut to black.
OOC Note: Sorry for the short promo, I just got the keys to my new apartment and I'm moving in all this week.
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Post by Stare on Jan 17, 2006 2:07:53 GMT 1
locked ladies.
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Post by Hercules on Jan 17, 2006 2:18:38 GMT 1
The scene opens in a dimly lit playground on a cold Chicago night. On the swing set, two men are exchanging drugs for money, by the see saw, 4 men are shooting dice, and on the park bench, two drunks are enjoying a bottle of "Night Train". The camera pans to the right just slightly to catch an annoyed Mary Lindsey, bundled up in a thick, black fur coat trying to keep warm. She glances around nervously and then plants her face directly in front of the camera.
Mary Lindsey: Are you sure this is where he wanted us to meet him?
Camera man: Yep.
Mary Lindsey : Jesus!! For someone whose supposed to be a man of God, he sure hangs out in the most despicable places. It is freezing out here.
Off in the distance, the camera picks up activity. In the shadows, a large man is beating on what appears to be an obviously smaller individual. The camera man & Mary look on in horror as the larger of the two combatants beats the other to the ground and goes through his pockets, taking whatever he finds. After he finishes, he turns his attention to Mary & the camera man & begins walking toward them at a very fast pace.
Camera man: Oh shit!!! He's coming for us.
Mary: To hell with this, we're outta here.
As they make their way towards the car a familiar voice calls them back.
Voice: Hey!! Where the hell ya'll goin??!!
They turn around to see who has called them, they look on in relief as Dollar Bill emerges from the shadows.
Mary: Dollar, you scared the hell outta us.
D.B.: What? You mean that piece a shit, lyin on the ground over there? That was business sweety, jus' business.
Mary: Ok, enough small talk, why'd you drag us out here Dollar?
D.B: It's simple Mary, since coming to the P2PW,I've faced alot of different cats, women, small dudes, big dudes, geeks that that dress in drag & give themselves stupid lil Star Wars names, ingrateful bitches that hang on your coattails & then stab you in the back when you help further their career.
Mary: Still bitter about the Pack are we?
D.B: Watch ya mouth mama!! Anyway, I've faced alot of different types of dudes. But, I think is pretty damn funny, that the week of Dr. Martin Luther the King's birthday, I gotta wrestle another black man.
Mary: Yeah, so what?
D.B.: So what? I'm being asked by my employers to beat another brotha. I mean, this is so wrong on so many levels.
Mary: Wow. Dollar, I'm surprised to her you say these things, does it really bother you that you're facing Sol, a black man, the week of King's birthday.
D.B.: It did, but then I had an epif....ehpin...uh.. epiphalony...
Mary: You mean epiphany? right.
Dollar Bill stares at Mary with a face of enragement, reaches back, and slaps the shit out of her.
D.B.: Shut up bitch!!! That's what the fuck I said. Now, as I was saying, I was feeling bad, I mean, Dr. Martin Luther the King was a peaceful man, a non-violent man, how would he look at what I was about to do to another brotha. So I was about to withdraw from the match, until......
Mary: Until....
D.B.: Until I found out how much the winner gets paid.
Mary: So, what you're saying is, you'd sell out your principles & your respect for Dr. King if the money's right?
D.B.: No, that's not what I'm sayin', after I found out what the winner's purse was, the Lord sent me a vision, in the Bible, Cain kills his brotha Able, you know why?
Mary: Yes, because he was jealous of him.
D.B.: Naw, because Able was goin around stuntin & flossin and actin like he was the shit, so God told Cain to kill his arrogant ass. So he did.
Mary: That's not tru......
Dollar Bill slaps Mary again.
D.B.: Shut up bitch, I know what I'm talking about, anyway, when I thought of that story, it reminded me of what Dr. Martin Luther the King said "All men are created equal." You know what that means don't you.
Mary: Yes, it means that no matter what color a man is, we are all children of God.
Dollar Bill looks confused.
D.B.:Naw, you stupid bitch, you a real honkey. It means if anotha mothafucka got more shit than you, you take his shit and that'll put ya'll on equal terms. So, Tuesday, I'm gon take that arrogant muthafucka shit when I beat his beat his black ass all over the ring and take his precious lil fur and whatever money he got on him. I'ma jack that punk & hand his riches over to the church.
Dollar Bill looks into the camera.
D.B.: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCHHHH!!!!!! iIt's time to celebrate Martin Luther the Kang's birthday, the right way. You see some muthafucka wit more shit than you, rob his ass, then & only then are ya'll truly equal. Sol, give your soul to the Lord cause yo ass belongs to me, and ya wallet, and ya fur, and whateva else you come to the ring wit. In the famous words of Dr. Marting Luther the Kang, "By any means neccesaary Bitch!!!!!
Mary: That was Malcolm X.
Shut up bitch!!!!!
Dollar Bill punches Mary in the mouth & she falls to the ground unconcious. As she lays there, he goes through her purse and takes her money. He begins to walk away, but he turns around to face the camera man.
D.B.: Hand it over.
The camera blacks out as Dollar Bill takes the camera. As he runs off with the camera,scene ends with the microphone picking up Dollar Bills heavy breathing and his last words
D.B.: HAPPY DR. MARTIN LUTHER THE KANG DAY BITCHES!!!!!
END PROMO
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Post by Stare on Jan 17, 2006 2:25:56 GMT 1
Well, here's the deal guys. Herc, your promo technically shouldn't count cause I posted it was locked, but I didnt lock it and here's the reason. I won't be able to have access to my computer for the next two days (actually, I might have it tomorrow, and I might not have it Wed. and Thurs., they guy is supposed to let me know).
So, I'm going to leave this open, as some people havent' promoed. Consideirng I can't work on the show, I figured it wouldnt hurt anything. So, yeah, I'll lock this when i get my comp back.
If anyone has a problem with this, pm me. If there is a big problem, then Herc's promo won't count, and so on and so forth.
So, yeah, this is officially open
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Post by _the j-man on Jan 17, 2006 2:35:44 GMT 1
I say let it count. I think SoL might've gone AWOL again.
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Post by eCo on Jan 17, 2006 3:17:44 GMT 1
Reaper J Man SoL Soundscream
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Post by Spackle on Jan 17, 2006 5:12:48 GMT 1
Reaper J-man Bishop Scream
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Post by Mrs Fizz Allmendinger on Jan 17, 2006 16:15:35 GMT 1
Reaper myself Sol J.T. Blade.
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