Blitz Results

[Cactus]

LIVE! from Cobos Arena (Detroit, Michigan)

The pyro hits, as “watching you die” blares out of the PA system. The camera pans around the arena zooming in on fan signs. One has Ecos symbol on it with Jesus sucks written through it, another one flashes past stating Barry Bryant is a bum boy.

All of a sudden the lights go out and Korn’s “Clown” plays as a spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, a man walks through the curtain and a few members of the sold out arena begin to chuckle. He is dressed shabbily, with a beard and natty dreads, he looks like a hobo.

He ambles down to the ring and motions for the music to be cut, a microphone is tossed into the ring, the man tries to catch it but seems to be in a slight daze and misses it totally. An audible is heard as the mike bounces of the mat., He bends down picks it up and clears his throat.


Mystery Man“I bet every single person here is wondering who the hell let me in here? You will all be wondering who in the blue hell I am, so let me introduce myself. My name is Trey Spruance and 2 days ago I signed a contract with Barry Bryant and Stare to appear here on Blitz.

All I came here for tonight is to introduce myself, get paid, and go get high. Then I looked at my contract and it seems I get more money if I actually wrestle for you jackasses, so I am issuing a challenge to anyone in the locker-room for next week. If you have the balls to face a man on the edge, come out now and agree to face me next week!”


We don’t care anymore by Story of the year hits and the crowd look around as they don’t recognise the theme music, then The Icon Evenflow bursts through the curtain and the crowd mark out. It has been many months since Evenflow was last seen in a P2PW arena and the fans show how much he has been missed.

He rolls under the bottom rope and motions for a mike and he catches it as it is hurled into the ring. He greets the crowd in his unmistakable British accent.


Evenflow“God damm it’s good to be back here in the P2PW, my first night back and some little know penny stamp wants to call out anyone from the locker-room. Well Trey I just came from there and nobody can be bothered to answer your challenge.”

The crowd breaks out into a loser chant but Evenflow quietens them down with his hands.

“In fact most of them laughed, even Spackle giggled, but we cant tell if its because he like the rest of us think you are a joke, or if his medication just kicked in. So I was thinking of coming out and seeing my fans but then you piped up and I thought, hell I have nothing planned next week so I can work off a little ring rust by kicking your arse”

The crowd mark out again, but Trey seems unimpressed by the show of bravado by Evenflow.

Trey“You want a piece of me, that’s fine. I wanted to make my name against a decent opponent but I suppose you will have to do.”

The crowd oohh anticipation as the 2 men go nose-to-nose but before anything can happen Barry Bryant appears on the Zeroin.

Barry“Stop right there, before anything happens. If either one of you touches the other one you will both be suspended for 90 days with no pay. You 2 want to go at each other then next week you will, but for now exit the ring before I have security remove you.”

Both men shrug and exit on different sides, Trey makes his way up the ramp as Evenflow chats to the members in the front row.

We cut to the back were we see the back of a pink dreadlocked head, as the camera pulls back we see NiN trying to motivate Spackle.

NiN“Remember, tonight you are basically facing 3 men, you cant rely on Stare in there. All 4 of you want to be in the chamber so you are basically going to need eyes in the back of your head.”

Spackle“That would be so cool, that way I could see if I was coming or going”

NiN“Be serious, you loose this match tonight then the management’s worse nightmare takes a step back. Can you imagine how this place would react if I was the Champ on Blitz and you were the champ on TNT?

They would throw such a fit, they would piss their pants while we lived high and fly.”

Spackle“I like being high”

The crowd laughs at Spackle as NiN looks on and shakes his head.

SS Chamber Qualifying Match

Ecos Vs Bishop

(Written by Cactus)

We go back to the ringside area as “Just close you eyes” hits, Ecos walks out from behind the curtain and is showered with golden sparks, the sparks die down and he just stands there with arms outstretched. The fans start screaming and shouting abuse but he just smiles and walks down the ramp to the ring. “Jesus Walks” plays and the crowd turn their jeers into cheers. No one appears from the curtain and we cut to see Ecos standing in the ring smiling. He drops to his knees as if he is praying but when the camera looks up we see a figure stretched out across a crucifix, It’s the Deacon, he is held in place by barbed wire. Trainers an EMT’s rush out from the back as Ecos begins to speak.

Ecos“Referee, do your job, sound the bell and count that man out, he deserves what he gets for worshipping a false Idol. I am the saviour of the P2PW!"

The bell sounds as the ref quickly counts to 10 and calls for the bell.

Winner Ecos 4.5 promo + 6 votes = 5.1

[Cactus]

The crucifix is placed on the ramp as the EMT’s start cutting the barbed wire that is holding the Bishop in place. Stare comes out in his ring attire to check on the stricken superstar. He is cut free and placed onto a stretcher, blood stains his arms as we cut to the back.

Brittany Keller is standing outside Soul Reapers door and goes to knock but a voice off screen is heard.

Soul Reaper“what do you want?”

BrittanyKeller “I was wondering what your thoughts were on facing the man who took your title, and after loosing the Fanatic match does this make you want the International Title more?”

Reaper“First of all, Chilly took my title, but he never beat me for it. No he was getting his ass whipped like he stole something before SoundScream had to rescue him. Tonight is a different matter, tonight we meet in a steel cage, that’s 16 feet of steel keeping him inside with me, and everyone else out.

Death is coming for you Chilly Willy, and tonight there will be no escape!”

Brittany tries to ask another question but Reaper just brushes past her and goes into his locker-room.

Brittany“Well there you have it folks, tonight Soul Reaper is determined to get his title back, but I wonder what the Canadian Icon has to say about that."



"Of Wolf & Man" hits as Cactus comes out to a massive roar of boo's. He has a bandage just over his left eye and has bandages around his waist as he walks slowly towards the ring, obviously still feeling the effects of his match with Soundscream at Genesis. He leers at the crowd on his way as he rolls under the bottom rope and stands up. He walks to the corner and holds his arm as he looks around as the music cuts. There is a brief silence as a "Soundscream" chant starts as Cactus is seen furious. A low hum is heard as the stage has explosions all around it as "Thuggish Ruggish Bone" explodes onto the speakers. Trent Acid walks out extremely pumped as the fans are ecstatic. He cocks a smirk as he turns his head towards Cactus. Trent rubs his hands together as he approaches the ring. He jumps up on the apron and steps over the top rope, raising his arms as the camera flashes are almost blinding. Cactus quickly attacks Trent from behind as the bell is rung

SS CHAMBER QUALIFYING MATCH
Cactus
vs.
Trent Acid

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Cactus pounds away on Trent with fury, trying to end the match quickly. He throws some knees before Trent tumbles through the ropes and to the outside. Cactus quickly exits and throws a couple of punches before attempting to whip Trent into the steel steps. Trent reverses at the last second, as Cactus hits his knees and flips over the steps, to a nice reaction from the audience. Trent holds his side in pain as his match from Genesis begins to expose itself. Trent walks over the steps and grabs Cactus by the hair. He walks him a bit and then slams his head into a nearby table. Cactus falls over the table as Trent rolls in the ring, breaking the refs count. He immediately rolls back out as he jerks Cactus off the table and throws him in the ring. Cactus begins to get up as Trent delivers a hard kick and then applies a reverse chinlock.

He works Cactus to the ground as Cactus reaches out for the ropes. His hand soon begins to fall as Trent holds on tight. The ref raises Cactus's arm once as Cactus shoots it up and grabs the ropes. Before the ref cam force the break, Cactus pulls himself up to a vertical base. The ref tries to break it again as Cactus delivers an elbow to Trent. Trent releases the hold, clinching his stomach as Cactus stands up and takes a quick breather before throwing a hard right hand. Trent staggers back as Cactus hits the ropes and nails a clothesline, again almost knocking Trent over. Cactus hits the ropes again as Trent counters with a clothesline, but Cactus ducks and hits the ropes. He comes darting off as Trent catches Cactus in a hard Arn Anderson-like spinebuster. Trent stands on his knees for a bit, looking at the fans as they cheer. He hooks the leg of Cactus as the ref counts a 2 count. Catches gets a shoulder off the mat as Trent goes right back to the chinlock. Cactus tries to pull Trent's arm lose as Trent holds on even tighter. Cactus is close to the ropes as he gets his foot on the rope. Trent is forced to break the hold.

Trent looks up at the ref as he lets go. The ref turns his back only momentarily as Cactus shoots up a chop shot right to the throat of Trent. Trent coughs really hard as he grabs his throat. He stands up shocked from the blow as he tries to gain his breath. Cactus quickly gets up, delivers a kick, and nails a ddt on Trent. Cactus makes the cover as Trent powers his way out. Trent sits up as Cactus hits the ropes and nails a kick to the face of Trent, grounding him. He follows it up by hitting the ropes and dropping an elbow. He covers Trent, but Trent again kicks out. Cactus slaps the mat as he grabs Trent and picks him up. He spears Trent into the corner and nails him with a chop. He pulls him out of the corner to whip him, but Trent holds on as the fans cheer. Cactus's eyes widen as he kicks Trent and delivers another hard chop, this time calling for a "Woooo" from the crowd. Cactus jerks Trent out again, but Trent again holds on, this time whipping Cactus back into the corner.

Cactus lands hard as Trent begins to drive knees into his injured mid-section. He then begins to rip the bandages as the fans cheer loudly. Trent looks at the crowd and then drives one more knee into Cactus, sending him crouched on the mat. Trent picks Cactus up and whips him to the ropes, he catches him in a sidewalk slam coming off and drives him to the mat. Trent covers Cactus, but Cactus kicks out at 2 again. Trent stands up, looking down on Cactus. He looks at the audience and drags his thumb across his throat as he signals for the Acid Bomb. He grabs Cactus coming up and throws him between his legs, but Cactus quickly shoots out and rolls out of the ring. He puts his hands on his side as Trent looks on. Trent walks over to the ropes and reaches over, pulling Cactus up, but Cactus quickly grabs Trent's head and snaps his neck off the top rope, sending the big man flying. Cactus gets back in the ring and catches Trent, who is getting up, and hooks him for a double-armed ddt. Trent's face spikes off the mat as Cactus gets up and begins to stalk him, setting up for the Cactus Killah. Trent begin to get up as Cactus grabs him. Cactus wraps his arm around Trent's neck and tries to bend him back. He has him hooked until Trent uses unbelievable strength to lift Cactus over his shoulder in a running powerslam position.

He then positions his hands under Cactus's arm and elevates him as the crowd cheers wildly as he has him up for the Acid Bomb. Suddenly, "Energy" hits as the fans boo loudly as Trent turns with Cactus towards the entrance, awaiting Stare to walk out. But, the music soon cuts as Cactus uses the moment to slip out of Trent's grasp. The ref is looking at the entranceway along with everyone else as Cactus drops to his knees behind Trent and nails a low blow. Cactus rolls Trent up as the fans boo as the ref turns around and quickly counts the 3.


WINNER: Cactus[/color][/b]

Cactus quickly rolls out of the ring as Trent sits up, still holding his groin from the hard shot as Cactus smiles as he has his arm raised. Trent slams the mat as Cactus begins to walk to the back, happy about the fact that he will get another shot at the World Title in the Chamber Match

[Cactus]

Brittany Keller is standing at the Gorilla position talking to SoL about the next match.

Brittany“In a few moments my guest will team up with quite possibly the man he hates the most here in P2PW, so I and all of our fans want to know, will SoL and J-man be able to co-exist tonight. Will they be able to work together for them both to qualify for the chamber? Or will J-man not bother as he already has a guaranteed shot?”

SoL“Tonight you will see why I am called the new breed, I don’t need the help of that sambo, tonight I will kick 3 asses in the ring if need be. The new breed will be in the chamber, I will not be denied, not by Stare, not by some retarded mental patient, and defiantly not by some flash in the pan who thinks that because he beat me to the fanatic title that he is my league, well tonight I will prove them wrong. SoL will be in the chamber, and he will walk out the number 1 contender."

SS chamber qualifying Tag Match

Stare & Spackle vs SoL & The J-Man

(Written by Cactus)

Down rodeo hits as SoL throws his mike at Brittany and burst’s through the curtain, he receives a mixed reaction from the fans. He gets halfway down the ramp then his music stops. He looks to the back angry as U got a problem hits, The J-man walks out with Smokey close behind with the fanatic title held above his head. Both men walk down the ramp and The J-man barges past SoL into the ring. Smokey circles around the ring before settling on his starting spot for the match. Sol walks the rest of the way, climbs the steps and gets into the ring, he sits in the corner and waits for their opponents to arrive. Something wicked this way comes hits and Spackle runs through the curtain ala the ultimate warrior, he is pumped for the match, he does a quick lap of the ring as his music dies out. Energy hits and the Blitz GM comes out, before he steps foot on the ramp both SoL and J attack Spackle as the ref calls for the bell.

Stare runs down to the ring, jumps onto the apron, goes to get in the ring but stops and walks over to his team’s corner and grips the tag rope. Sol and J continue to stomp on Spackle who is just covering up on the floor trying to protect himself. The ref finally gains control and orders either J or SoL out of the ring.

They pick Spackle up and whip him across the ring, Spackle grabs the ropes to stop the momentum and then slaps Stare in the face as the ref makes the sign that a valid tag has been made. Stare looks outraged but gets in the ring as the J man’s face lights up as he gets his chance with the Blitz GM. Before he can move however SoL barrels into Stare and takes him down. The ref argues with an outraged J-man that he must leave the ring. J goes to his corner but he does not look happy about it.

Back in the ring SoL is teeing off on the grounded Stare when all of a sudden Stare rolls his hips and suddenly Stare is on top and he connects with a couple of solid shots to SoL’s unprotected face. SoL is stunned as Stare jumps off and drops a quick elbow and goes for a quick pin. Before the ref is able to get down SoL shrugs him off and they both get to their feet. The two men lock up in the middle of the ring but SoL gains the upper hand and in a surprising twist from his usual style wrings the arm of Stare and leads him over to his corner. The J-Man hold his hand out for the tag, SoL slaps his hand and wrings the arm once more. J climbs the turnbuckle and comes off with an elbow to the bicep of Stare. Stare goes down holding his arm, he looks for help from his partner but Spackle has his back to the ring chewing on one of his dreds. Stare slaps the mat in frustration before J picks him up, chickenwings his bad arm and slams him to the canvas, arm first.

Stare howls in pain and this seems to get Spackle’s attention, he turns round, looks into the ring and smiles. Stare sits up cradling his arm and J lets fly and delivers a stiff kick to the back of Stare. Stare arches his back in pain as Spackle look round the arena laughing at signs. J helps Stare to his feet, the belly to bellies him across the ring, Stare slaps the ankle of the distracted Spackle and the ref calls for Spackle to enter the ring.

Spackle looks bemused but gets in the ring and locks up with J-man. Spackle sweeps the legs of the J-man, as J hits the floor Spackle grabs him by the ankles and begins to swing him round. Once, twice, three times they go round before he lets go and send’s J flying across the ring towards a neutral corner. J slides out of the ring as Spackle falls down with a grin on his face from the head rush of getting dizzy. Spackle gets to his feet at the same time J does, Spackle tries to hit the ropes for a high risk move but is low-bridged by SoL and ends up in a heap on the floor.

J gets in the ring and tags SoL who jumps from the apron, picks Spackle up and suplex’s him on the floor. SoL rolls back into the ring and shouts at the ref to count “that crazy bastard out” The ref starts to count as Stare gets back into the ring and lunges for SoL. Sol catches the GM and delivers a running powerslam. As they seem to be on the same page J-Man climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a shooting star press. At the last moment SoL pulls Stare out of the way as the Fanatic champion lands face first on the mat.

SoL begins to laugh as an outraged Smokey tried to get into the ring. Whilst the ref is distracted SoL picks up The J-Man and delivers the final SoL-Lution. SoL is heard to say “screw the chamber, have some of that sambo”

Smokey drops from the apron in shock as Spackle make his way back into the ring. He crawls over to The J-man and covers him. The ref counts 1.2. but J just about rolls his shoulder to break the count, the crowd lets out it’s collective breath it has been holding.

Spackle picks up the dazed J-Man and hits him with his finisher a Osaka Street Cutter, The J-Man lies flat out as Spackle makes the cover and as the ref counts the 3

Spackle celebrates as Stare shakes his head and makes his way to the back. NiN runs past stare on the way down and the two men celebrate in the ring. As the two men leave the ring and head to the back Energy hits once again and Stare comes out with a contract in one hand and a bottle of Gatorade in the other. He motions for NiN to wait as he rolls back into the ring. He calls for a mike and one is tossed in the ring to him.

Stare“NiN I will keep this simple so that even your retarded partner can understand, I have in my hand a contract that says at Soul Survivor it will be you and SoundScream for the Blitz Championship”

Stare drops the mike, walks back up the ramp, as he passes NiN and spackle on the ramp he slaps the contract against the chest of Nin without making eye contact and continues onto the back.

[Cactus]

The Zeroin flickers to life as the 2 men exit and we get a close up of a battle scarred SoundScream, he touches the various cuts and grazes on his face before starting to speak.

SoundScream“So now that is all sorted out and I know who my next defence is against let me move on to my last defence. Cactus you wanted a rubber match, you wanted it hardcore, you wanted me in your environment. You got it all and yet again you came up short. I see you qualified for the chamber match tonight, all I can say about that is you had better start training now, get a trainer, get a dietician, and if you have not already put in a call to god and see if he has a miracle to spare. Because if you don’t win that chamber match, I will never let you near my title again, I respect you but I don’t like you. To be honest I would not piss on you if you were on fire.

So as long as this title is around my waist you have not got a hope in hell of getting near it, I would rather defend against Barry Bryant that you. I know you will claim that you are going to win the chamber but face it, you are not that good. Your biggest claim is to have killed someone, well in my eyes you are not worthy of being a champion in this company and I will never let that happen while I have a say in the matter.

Now that I have had my say lets get the main event underway, lower the cage.”

The crowd divert their attention back to the ring as the cage is lowered and ring techs begin to fasten it in place. The lights go out as “Down” hits the speakers, a single spotlight hits the curtain as Soul Reaper seemily glides out from behind the curtain, he makes his way down the ramp and as he enters the cage the lights come back on. Man in a box hits as the crowd cheer for the international champ, he bursts through the curtain as his pyro goes off. There is none of his usual interaction with the fans, tonight is all about business. He enters the ring as the door is locked and the ref calls for the bell.

INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

SS CHAMBER QUALIFYING STEEL CAGE MATCH

"The Canadian Icon" Chilly Willy

vs

Soul Reaper

(Written by Cactus)

Chilly tests the durability if the cage while Reaper stands stock still like a mannequin, only his eyes follow Chilly’s every move. Satisfied that the cage will hold up Chilly approaches Reaper, as he gets within stricken distance Reaper throws a high kick aimed at the champs head. Chilly ducks the shot and runs up the cage, trying for the early win. Reaper spins round and grabs Chilly by one of his legs and pulls him off the cage. As Chilly lands Reaper locks in The Eternal Sleep, before he can lock it in Chilly forces him backwards and rams Reaper back first into the cage.

Reaper releases the hold and grimaces but comes forwards again. They lock up, this time Reaper uses brute strength and bullies Chilly into the corner and starts throwing bombs. Chilly takes the brunt on his arms as he covers up then using his speed shoots behind Reaper and takes him down with a neckbreaker. He goes for a quick cover but the ref does not count, he tells Chilly that he can only win by climbing out of the cage or through the door. Chilly gets up and is quickly followed by Reaper, they lock up again this time Reaper wrings the arm and turns it into a short arm clothesline. Chilly goes down hard but Reaper just bends down and picks him back up. He picks Chilly up for a slam but leaves him on his shoulder, he runs across the ring and tries to smash Chilly’s head into the cage but the smaller, quicker man wriggles of at the last second.

As soon as Chilly lands he performs a standing dropkick sending the challenger face first into the cage. A dull thud is heard around the arena, when Reaper turns round he has a gash across his forehead. As the blood falls down his face he begins to smile, this sight seems to un-nerve Chilly as he takes a step back in shock. Reaper again walks forward but this time the champ is ready for him and springs of the ropes and nails Reaper with a flying forearm, Reaper goes down as Chilly runs to the corner. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, and starts to climb the cage but stops himself. He lowers himself back onto the turnbuckle and leaps of for an elbow drop.

Reaper moves halfway as Chilly crashes and burns, he bounces of the canvas as Reaper wipes the blood from his eyes. Reaper gets to his feet as Chilly rolls around the mat holding his arm. Reaper grabs the champ by his hair and moves over to the side of the cage. He hooks Chilly and suplex’s him back first into the cage. Chilly rebounds of the cage and slides between the gap separating the cage and the ring. Chilly writhes about in pain and comes under the bottom Rope.

Reaper look down on him before pulling him up again, as he is pulling Chilly to his feet Chilly low blows Reaper dropping Reaper to his knees. Chilly pulls himself up to a vertical base and begins punching the open wound on Reaper forehead causing blood to spray across the mat.

Reaper is swaying so Chilly backs of, then runs in and hits a mini version of one of his finishers the Chill Factor. Because there is only a short way for reaper to go he does not get the full effect. It has the desired effect as Reaper lies motionless on the mat. Chilly manages to pull himself back up holding the small of his back. He stumbles to the side of the cage and very slowly starts to pull himself up.

As he gets past the bottom rope only a foot up he stumbles back down, his back is causing serious pain. He sucks it up and starts again, by now Reaper is stirring.

Chilly starts again as Reaper gets to his feet, this time as Chilly passes the top rope Reaper is on his feet. Reaper makes his way over to were Chilly is halfway up and starts pulling himself up the cage. The race is on, and because of the pain in his back Reaper is catching up to the champ.

They are now side by side but neither one makes a move towards the other, they are both just trying to get out of the cage. They manage to pull themselves onto the top, but both men just lie across the top of the cage trying to get their breath back. They both get to their feet and start trading weak punches, every time one connects it wobbles the other but no-one will go down. Suddenly as a last gasp effort Reaper grabs Chilly and performs the Reapercutter on top of the cage. Chilly’s head bounces of the steel and he falls sixteen feet back into the ring. Reaper also falls but he falls to the outside, he manages to grab the top of the cage and is hanging outside.

He lets go and falls to a crumpled heap outside as the ref signals for the cage to be raised and for the EMTS.

Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of the match and new International Champion Soul Reaper!

WINNER: Soul Reaper

The ref lays the belt in Reapers arms as both men are seen to by EMTS. They are strapped to gurneys as the show comes to a close.

This week we seen the first 5 members of the Blitz roster who will be in the Chamber Match at Soul Survivor and a new International Champ was crowned, but at what cost? Tune in same time next week to find out and to witness the return of Evenflow.

Credits: Cactus Stare

[Cactus]

Staff Ratings

Aladdin

Ecos – 4.3 (I can tell you’re a really intelligent guy, which I respect. Your writing is very sophisticated. You really have a great heel character, and your promos come across as very controversial. Now, although it was well written, there were parts I wasn’t too high about. You didn’t really talk much about Dollar Bill, or the match and what you would have received if you had won the match. And I never get into promos with midgets, they seem very cheap to me. But you wrote it well.)

Dollar Bill – N/A (Shame, would have liked to see you in the chamber.)


Trent Acid – 4.3 (Good promo. Seemed to be a tad short, but what you did was very effective. Your settings are always awesome, stylish and intense.)

Cactus – 4.3 (The silhouette thing was a nice touch, lone wolf. The opening line was really good. It was a bit on the short side, but it was quality stuff.)


Spackle – 4.7 (You sure are one disgusting guy, but you’re a great writer so it’s all good. Great job, it was funny as hell, and you ran down your opponents well.)

Stare – 4.8 (“_the j-man & SoL, and I'm pretty sure they're on drugs too, because . . .well . . . they're black” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It looks like Cactus taking over for a month has motivated you a tad bit more, because this was excellent. All that’s left for you is to go back on your throne, Mr. King of Kings, and if you write promos like this, it’ll be at WF3.)

SoL – 4.5 (Although what you said about Spackle was funny, none of it was true, so it just wasn’t necessary. It didn’t capture his character at all. What you said about the others was good. It was obvious you didn’t do your usual thing, but you still did a great job.)

_the j-man – 4.9 (Excellent as usual. Not much else I can say. Awesome job. I’m a J-man mark.)


Chilly Willy – 4.2 (Good work. I can see you’re putting a lot of effort into your promos. I didn’t know who this Richard Summers was and why he knew all of this about Reaper. Also, when I felt like I was really getting into the promo, it ended; seemed a bit short for my liking. Overall it was good.)

Soul Reaper – 4.9 (Wow. That’s a promo. I loved everything about this promo. Absolutely excellent. You made sense of everything. Brilliant.)


Cactus

Ecos - 4.4 Good overall promo, but midgets have been overused in p2p.
Bishop - 0 Dude what happened ?

Cactus - N/a
Trent - N/A

Spackle - 4.6 Great, you ran down your match well, also good use of a dead deer.
Stare - 5.0 Wow, just wow, recapped the past and tied it into your match brilliantly.
SoL - 4.9 Brilliant, would have been a 5 only you kept calling stare, floorstare so i took a mark of for mistakes.
J-Man - 4.4 Good promo, but it was just a rage at SoL and not your oppenents, that hurt you in my opinion.

Chilly - 4.1 Good promo, good turn on the USA, but intoducing a new person ( Richard ) with no build up hurt you.
Reaper - 4.8 Thats the Reaper we all know and fear, for those who doubted him beware, he is back


Stare




"The Chosen One" Ecos --- 4.6 (I loved it. It was so real and easy to picture. It was a typical heel promo. Insulting the audience, making fun of someone with a midget, beating the midget up . . . good times. I love your character so much, keep it up, gold will find you in no time)
Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill --- 0 (Dang! I was looking forward to reading another on of your promos, and seeing how you guys would match up)

Cactus - 4.1 (First off . . . "and tonight I play with Trent Acid." < HA! Secondly, It wasn't as good as you usually do, IMO. I liked it, but it read like it was a bit rushed. Regardless, you made your points well, and you hyped the match and the possibility of you being in the chamber match well.)
Trent Acid --- 4.4 (good job. I felt like the dialogue wasn't long enough for the build up it was given with the description before it, but it was still well done. I like the intense Trent Acid, it works much better. Good job)

Spackle --- n/a
Stare --- n/a
SoL --- n/a
_the j-man --- n/a

"The Canadian Icon" Chilly Willy --- 4.4 (Good, solid promo. I liked it a lot, and I still think you are settling into your character nicely. I think you should've never built up Reaper by talking about how he would "probably" win. That kills your credibility so much, even if you reverse everything you say later in the promo. All it does is make him look more dominant. Your character should be more "cocky", IMO. I think it'd help a lot. Good job, and keep it up, you continue to improve)
Soul Reaper --- 4.9 (this promo was almost perfect. It rambled a couple of times, but not for long. I loved everything about this. You had plenty to say, and creative ways to say it. Absolutly fantastic).

[Cactus]

Sorry for the wait folks but between trying this for the first time and real life I sucked, all I can do i apologise and do my best not to let it happen again, also I will try not to do it all myself next time. We have a excellent writing team and I feel I kinda disrespected them by trying to do it all on my own.

Once again my apoligies

[brockandsable]

Good read, Miles. Good read.

Congrats to Soul Reaper for regaining his version of the Women's Title. _the j-man finally gets pinned and Stare proves that he can return to the throne at anytime. And the ECOS character just keeps getting better. Crucifying someone is definitely a death row type thing. Excellent show.

[Reaper]

Actually, Sport, the Fanatic title is the Blitz ladies belt. And as we all know, _the j-man is holding that proudly... it fits.

[_the j-man]

BOO!!! All I have to say is... BOO!!! I'm going to smack Cactus in the teeth. Let that be known, I want him one-on-one so I can smack him in the teeth.

P.S. Stare too!

Note: Aside from that, it was a good show, congrats to Spackle, I'm hoping he wins the Chamber now. NIN Horror vs. Spackle sounds too good to pass up. Also Reaper, at least I lose to talent

[brockandsable]

admin said:

Actually, Sport, the Fanatic title is the Blitz ladies belt. And as we all know, _the j-man is holding that proudly... it fits.

Nah, you've got the Women's Title, farmer John. What J is wearing that Shit Belt Stare came up with. Stare put it on his pansy ass to make him feel good about himself.

[_the j-man]

Says the chump that has a defunct title he only won by default. That's the only gold you'll ever hold, nancy-boy. Now go help the retarded children, they need to feel smarter about themselves sometimes.

[Scream]

jman said:

Note: Aside from that, it was a good show, congrats to Spackle, I'm hoping he wins the Chamber now. NIN Horror vs. Spackle sounds too good to pass up. Also Reaper, at least I lose to talent

Let me get this straight....are you saying that if Spackle wins the chamber he'll be facing NIN?? Cause if that's the case you need to stop drinking the bong water my friend. NIN is good but not that good. At sole survivor I'm going to annhilate him.

[Cactus]

why am I getting smacked in the teeth, for building up the SoL - J-Man fued ? ?

[Aladdin]

Great show Cactus.

Congrats to Spackle, Stare, Ecos, Cactus & Reaper, for winning their matches and getting into the chamber match.

[Cactus]

And look at the calibre of those people, we will have your belt ( tnt's ) on blitz after SS

[Simz]

Too bad their asses are going to get handed to them on a plate by the greatest one man show on earth!

[Aladdin]

Meh...only competition I see is Reaper and Stare.

[Cactus]

and ecos and spackle and who am I missing. . . . . . . . . . . .yeah ME

[brockandsable]

soundscream said:

At sole survivor I'm going to annhilate him.

Best build-up to date.

[_the j-man]

soundscream said:

jman said:

Note: Aside from that, it was a good show, congrats to Spackle, I'm hoping he wins the Chamber now. NIN Horror vs. Spackle sounds too good to pass up. Also Reaper, at least I lose to talent

Let me get this straight....are you saying that if Spackle wins the chamber he'll be facing NIN?? Cause if that's the case you need to stop drinking the bong water my friend. NIN is good but not that good. At sole survivor I'm going to annhilate him.

You need to stop doing that nose-candy my friend. NIN is going to own you.

[Faster Pussycat!]

Own em like a damn Buick. At Sole Survivor I'm going to end the sad experiment that is Scream's World Title reign. And all of his genericism and idle threats won't save him from defeat and humiliation.

[eCo]

IC

and another one of my many victims fall before me ;D

OC

Yeah I know it was a cheap shot on the midget, but I just wanted to offend many people as possible, and at the same time, look truly evil.

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Fuck!

Double Fuck!!

OC: Great show, worth the wait.

[The Great JT]

Great show, guys.

[ChadClassic]

Nicely done for your first time, Prick.