Blitz Preveiw 20/04 - 24/04

[Cactus]

Watching you die hits as the camera does a quick scan around the sold out arena in Anaheim California. All eyes are on the Zeroin as we see a door with Stare’s name written on it. A hand appears of camera, goes to knock, hesitates for a moment then just barges in. Stare is sitting at his desk sifting through papers but looks up and begins to speak.

Stare “I was expecting you, let me guess you want to know if you have a rematch clause?”

The camera now has the other person in shot and we see that it is the former International champion Chilly Willy.

Chilly“Damm Skippy I want a rematch!”

Stare“That’s not what I asked, I asked if you wanted to know if you had a rematch clause. The answer to that question is a resounding no. Not since SoundScream took that very belt of Cactus has there been a rematch clause on any of our titles so why would we start now?”

Chilly ”Dammit I am the Canadian Icon, I deserve a rematch!”

Stare “What is it with “icons” in this company at the moment, I have just heard that the bishop still has not recovered for the other “Icon” trying to crucify him last week. IN fact that gives me an idea, you want to climb that ladder again, you have the chance. Tonight there will be a number 1 contenders match for the international title for the first Blitz after Soul Survivor. Tonight It will be Chilly Willy vs. Ecos, is that ok with you?”

Chilly“Yeah, that will do for now, but I do not want to be held responsible for what I do tonight, I will do whatever it takes to get my belt back!”

Stare“Fine, fine, then it will be a no DQ and falls count anywhere, now if there is nothing else I am trying to run a show here!”

Chilly Willy nods his agreement then turns and walks out of the office, Chilly continues around the corner past NiN and Spackle. Chilly carries on walking but the camera stops to pick up what is going on.

Spackle” . . . said as long as I keep using the cream it will be gone in a fortnight!”

NiN “One of these days that will just shrivel up and die and you will be left . . . . . . well lets just say your evenings will be very lonely indeed!”

Spackle goes to retort but stares opened mouthed as newcomer Trey Spruance comes round the corner. Just like last week he is shabbily dressed, with his natty dreads tied back with an elastic band.

Spackle “Ahhh bum flashback”

Spackle runs blindly down the corridor waving his arms about while NiN looks on bemused.

NiN “I gave at the office pal, do yourself a favour, I know California sucks but I passed a YMCA 2 blocks over on my way in, they will put you up for the night.”

Trey “No I am here to wrestle some Even ready or something guy tonight, so here I am”

NiN “So where have you stowed your stuff, do you know where the locker-room is?”

Trey “What Stuff? I am ready, just going to the john. By the way, which way is that?

NiN covers his face and points of screen as the Zeroin fades to black.

Tonight’s card see’s the return of Evenflow vs. the newcomer Trey Spruance, A match that was made last week by Barry Bryant. Also last week Soul Reaper was crowned International Champion for the second time, tonight he makes his first defence against JT Blade. And as we just witnessed Chilly Willy will go one on one with Ecos in a no DQ, falls count anywhere match.

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Trey Spruace vs. EvenFlow

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International Title Match

JT Blade vs Soul Reaper

International Title #1 contenders match, falls count anywhere, NO DQ

Chilly Willy vs. Ecos

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This will lock at 8pm monday 24/04 USA time if a staff member remembers, but if anything is posted after that time it WILL NOT be counted.

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Evenflow
Reaper
Ecos (storyline vote)

[evenflow]

Reaper
Eco

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Voice: No i have not really spoke to anyone yet, Ive walked past a few people and tried to say hi but i just get a smile or a quick nod and then they just keep on walking past by. Its going to take a while before i get accepted back here, i mean i was surprised as hell the fans cheered for me, i was sure i was going to get booed out of that arena, the world of wrestling never stops to amaze me....

The blackness that all we could see disappears and now the person talking can be seen. Sat in the backstage area of the Blitz arena is the returning.....The Icon Evenflow. Evenflow, who is dressed in his normal attire is sat in the far left hand corner of the empty lockeroom talking on his cell phone. Clothes and other equipment has already been hung up in the spaces provided so Evenflow has just kept all his gear in his bag, which is by his feet. Evenflow gets up from the chair he was sat on and begins to walk around the room...

Evenflow: Ya my first match back is this week, hell again another surprise, i was sure i would be wrestling dark match's for months but no......ya ya that is all taken care of, i have got you a a front row ticket for the show.... No i don't need that thank you.. whats that.....o I'm facing a new guy Trey Spruace god knows what he is like in the ring but he sure has an attitude...ok thats fine I'll see you soon.

As the phone call ends Evenflow folds his phone and places it in his front pocket. The Icon turns back around and walks back to the chair he was sat on and to where is gear is. He places the bag on the chair and starts to unpack what he needs for his match. Just then someone from the production crew walks in and walks over to The Icon

Crew member: I was told to give you this....

The crew member reaches into his pocket and pulls out an envelop, he looks at it to make sure it is the right one and then throws it at Evenflows feet....

The crew member then turns around and walks out of the room, Evenflow takes a long sigh and bends down to pick up the envelop. He picks it up and moves back over to his chair, he places his bag on the floor and sits down on the chair. Evenflow hesitates to open the envelop and looks at it for a short while. He then shakes his head and throws it in his bag.

Evenflow: Typical, things are going well and then this happens *sighs* but hell could be good news

Evenflow reaches into his bag and pulls out the envelop. He slowly opens it and pulls out a piece of paper. He begins to read what is on it and sighs. It seems he has reached the end of the letter and he throws it down to the floor. He sits on the chair with his hands at the back of his head and sighs again.

Evenflow stands back up and takes out his wrestling gear and places it on the back on his chair. Evenflow takes a long deep breath and walks out of the room....and the camera zooms in on the letter....

'We feel that you are a no good sell out piece of trash and you don't deserve the time of day here. GET OUT.

signed various P2PW BLITZ stars

end.


ooc: its been a while since i have written an RP so I'm a bit rusty, so i apologize for the lack of quality in this one.

[_the j-man]

Evenflow
Soul Reaper
Chilly Willy

[Scream]

Trey Spruace vs. EvenFlow



International Title Match


JT Blade vs Soul Reaper



International Title #1 contenders match, falls count anywhere, NO DQ


Chilly Willy vs. Ecos

[The Great JT]

Flow
JT
Ecos

Promo to come later.

[Faster Pussycat!]

Trey Spruace
JT Blade
Chilly Willy

[Stare]

What is with the TNT guys voting? E2 and Simz's votes will be deleted.

Trey Spruance
Soul Reaper
Ecos (heading into the chamber, I think he needs it more)

[Cactus]

Trey ( Noob vote )

JT Blade

Chilly Willy

[eCo]

The crowd boos loudly after Just Close Your Eyes hits as Ecos walks towards the ring. He’s wearing his usual attire with a sports suit on, with the Ecosian cross on the back. Strangely he is also carrying the Canadian flag. He walks into the ring and grabs a microphone. Before he begins to speak, he holds out the Canadian flag in front of him, and stares at it.

Ecos: Whenever I look at this flag, I realize that there are so many flaws our fellow Canadian wrestlers have. I can’t help but say that Canada is a culturally challenged country, with those stupid French speaking people, and there stupid Hokey and especially those stupid cowboys who are in red uniforms.

Most of all, I find the wrestlers from Canada to be a total joke, and the biggest joke from Canada, is without a doubt, is their icon, Chilly Willy!!

Some the crowd cheers, while the rest of the crowd boos

Ecos: Even his very name makes you realize what kind of athlete he is. Shit! He’s the Derek Zoolander of professional wrestling. In which he’s a total moron who cares more about his hair, than that International Championship. He couldn’t even win that belt without help, from another person who doesn’t deserve his belt.

Some members of the crowd start chanting for Soundscream

Ecos: Chilly Willy, I don’t know if you know this or not, but I slapped around Dollar Bill last time. Actually to tell the truth, he was scared of me, and that’s the REAL REASON why he didn’t face me in the ring.

Members of the crowd start yelling bullshit

Ecos: Keep in mind Chilly Willy- God! Your name alone is embarrassing to say!! Where was I ? Oh yeah, keep in mind that Dollar Bill is 6’ 10”!!! That’s right Chilly Willy, a man the size of the Undertaker was too scared to go one on one with me. Chilly, if I where you, I would just back down like what Dollar Bill did last time. His strength and your speed are no match against my skill, and NO ONE can stand the uttermost pain of my crucifixion.

Ecos then looks at the Canadian flag again

Ecos: As for the rest of Canada, out of all the flaws they made in the past, their biggest flaw, without a doubt, is not accepting me as their holy savior.

The crowd boos loudly as Ecos smiles

Ecos: Oh come on people! Even simple life forms such as you people notice the series of misfortunes of Canadian wrestlers. For most Canadian wrestlers who held the gold in the past few years, their title reigns only lasted a number of months. Well, only one month for Edge. As for more noticeable Canadian wrestlers, we also have Bret Fart, oh! I mean Bret Hart.

Ecos than cracks up at his own comment

Ecos: Seriously, the reason why he had so many misfortunes was simply because he didn’t accepted me as his holy savior. This is why he’s at home, watching TV, and gaining an extra 60 pounds. Compare him to me, I don’t complain about reality, and I respect the people in charge.

Members of the crowd start booing while a few people start chanting suck up

Ecos: Now we come to his younger brother Owen Hart.

The crowd then grows silent

Ecos: If… if he only accepted me as his Holy Savior, the tragedy 7 years ago would have never happened…. I don’t know what to say, Owen made his own choice, and unfortunately it was the wrong choice.

The crowd then erupted into a chorus of loud and furious boos

Ecos: Why are you people booing at me? It wasn’t my will that Owen fell to his death, it was GOD’S WILL. Now, some of you are questioning why am I doing this, while I will just get CW all fired up. Well, what’s the worst he can do to me, am I afraid that he’s going to be angry enough to scratch me with his well manicured finger nails?

Ecos laughs with himself again

Ecos: You see Chilly Willy, I don’t question that you are the Canadian Icon, but you failed to realize that Canada is a joke, just like yourself. Oh! And don’t bother joining my crusade, because part of my crusade is to cleanse P2PW from Canadians jokes such as yourself.

Ecos then moves his hand across the Canadian flag towards the leaf. He then reveals that the maple leaf on the Canadian flag was nothing more that a peel off, and reveals that it wasn’t the Canadian flag he was holding, but there was an Ecosian cross in the middle of the flag instead of the maple leaf.

Ecos: Now there’s a flag for Canada!!!!

The camera then fades out

[Stare]

1 more day for promos guys.

[Mrs Fizz Allmendinger]

Evenflow
Soul Reaper
Chilly Willy

[The Great JT]

(All right, I'd better make a promo.)

The scene opens in a hotel. At the bottom are the words "Three Days Ago". J.T. Blade is in a bed, sleeping. Someone knocks on the door.

: Open up! This is the A.P.D.!

J.T. snores loudly and rolls over, ignoring the people. The police kick the door open and J.T. falls out of the bed!

J.T. Blade: What the f--- is going on?! Who are you people?
Police Officer: You're under arrest for drug possession! Put your hands on your head!

The police wrestle, no pun intended, J.T. to his stomach, handcuff him and drag him out of the building.

(8:55 PM, April 23)

J.T. walks out of the police station wearing his ring pants and boots and a Chicago Cubs jersey.

J.T.: ...And you can expect a call from my lawyer! I've never been so insulted in my life!

J.T. walks into a waiting black 1930's Cadillac Limo and the limo speeds off. Jon looks through some papers on the seat. He flips through them. One of which is a pink notice from P2P that, at the top, reads "While You Were Out...". On it reads the schedule and preview for Blitz.

J.T.: Typical Spackle. Completely random. Hmm...Well, well, well. Me and Soul Retard for the International Title. Nice.

J.T. rolls down the patrician.

J.T.: Driver! To the Arrowhead Pond, on the double! No, make that on the triple!

The driver hits the accelerator, and the car speeds off to the Arrowhead Pond Arena.

(12:03 P.M., Today. Scene: Arena)

Nitro (Youth Energy) hits and J.T. comes down to the ring in a shirt that says "JT BLADE" on the front, and "I LEARNED TO BEAT YOU IN PRISON!" on the back. J.T. steps into the ring, then calls for a mic.

J.T.: People of Anahiem!...
Crowd: What?!
J.T.: ...I just want to say that your hospitality is unlike anything I've ever seen. Drummed-up drug possession charges, spending a night and a half in jail for no particular reason...it's no wonder you assholes go around shooting each other!

The crowd boos violently.

J.T.: Thank you. Thank you. I'm sure I couldn't find a nicer ovation from anywhere. Anyway, tonight, before your unworthy eyes, I will go 1-on-1 with Soul Reaper for the International Championship. Reap, this is MY match! You've lost that championship before, and you'll lose it again! Remember what I said to SoundScream about the P2P Championship? Well guess what. My name is on EVERY belt on Blitz! The Fanatic, International and P2P Championships are my property. They're on loan here at P2P. If I decided to quit, then Blitz would have to find some new belts! And tonight, I'll be taking back MY belt! I'm going to roll you up like a tortilla and throw you aside like the over-hyped, inferior piece of garbage you are! And Ecos, Willy, after all is said and done, I'll have my way in deciding who I'll face for MY title. And you know why?
Crowd: Why?!
J.T.: I LEARNED HOW IN PRISON! That's why you lowbrow grade-school dropouts!

(The crowd starts chanting "Ass-Hole" in unison.)

J.T.: Whatever. The thorns from the uneducated inner-city fake gangstas and prostitutes are as nothing!

A shot rings out and hits J.T. in the shoulder! J.T. is unfazed. He takes off his shirt and reveals he is wearing a bulletproof vest. J.T. is uber-pissed off and looks into the crowd.

J.T.: Who the f--k did that, man?! Who the f--k did that?! Security, find who the f--k did that.

(Security guards rush into the crowd from the direction the bullet came and start tearing through the crowds.)

J.T.: Well, thanks to the lame-ass security, I'm out of here. Later, f--kers.

Nitro (Youth Energy) hits again and J.T. walks backstage. A security guard walks up to J.T. with a cell phone in hand.

Security Guard: It's for you.

J.T. snatches the cell phone. The person on the other end of the line is unintelligible.

J.T.: Yeah, I know about that...Well what the f--k is the matter with the security?! Look, I don't care if you have to hire the f--kin' Secret Service, get some better security around here! I've been accused of bogus drug charges, put in jail and shot in the course of three days in his s--thole city! I don't give a rat's ass! Just get it done! (J.T. hangs up.) F--kin' Head Of Security. Idiots, all of 'em.

J.T. heads to his locker room. Scene fades out.

(The color of the crowd text is to represent the Mighty Ducks colors. Since we're in Anahiem and all.)

[KillerSundin (Formerly HBK)]

The scene opens up to a brightly lit altar. There is a hymn in the background as Chilly Willy walks in with a black suit and blue tinted sunglasses. He turns to the camera with a sadistic looking grin.

[glow=red,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]- You know it's kind of funny that someone like Eco get's to face someone like me. He doesn't even deserve the Wom.... Internet championship. Let alone getting a possible shot at MY International title. The cage was simply barbaric and unnecessary. You knew that it was Reaper's style of match but who cares. Now is the time to redeem myself. Forget the old bastard. Forget the mind games that Reaper played. This is just a straight up contest between two icons. The Canadian Icon and The Religious icon. You think you're funny making a mockery of Owen Hart's death? I don't think it will be funny when I kill you in the middle of that ring. Carry your carcass out and then win back my title. Maybe I could be number one contender for the World title since that's what Cactus did.

The crowd boos heavily as the hymn stops. Chilly Willy is starting to show some anger and passion.

[glow=red,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]- I also thought your comment on Bret Hart was pretty lame I mean, Bret Fart? What the hell was that? Are we in grade two or P2PW? Well nowadays I can't tell with Nin and Spackle running around together like little faggot boys who don't realize what homosexuality is. Now brings me to the topic you should not have talked about. What you said about Owen was disgusting and not needed. You did not have to say something like God killed him because he wouldn't accept you as a Holy Savior. We all know you are just a little too obsessed with God and Jesus at the moment. I don't know why because the bible seems like a fairytale to me.

The crowd is really in a frenzy now. Chilly Willy Just smirks and kind of shrugs it off. He walks around for a bit and looks at the windows and paintings. He finds a Bible and opens it up. He skims through it but throws at the wall in an instant.

[glow=red,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]- I don't think anyone realizes what a mistake you made Eco. You didn't know how pissed off I am about this whole debacle about me being a paper champ. I am not a paper champ. If Barry Bryant didn't make the match a cage then I would still be champion. But no. He has to cater to you guys out there who don't know shit about wrestling. All you care about is gimmicks and flashy charcters. You don't know how much I put my heart and soul into this business. You don't have a clue about what I do in order to get to where I am. Now! You turn your backs on me because I am telling the truth about your corrupted country! Yeah that's right. The whole 9-11 thing was just an excuse to start a war. If you don't believe me than ask all of the professors and engineers that prove Bush wrong.

The crowd sounds like a very loud machine of boos. Chilly is starting to smile a bit. The fans are now cheering USA! USA! USA!

[glow=red,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]- Is that all you Americans see is stars and stripes? I mean you all know that your country is universally hated and the rest of the world doesn't give a shit about you. Canada is one the most liked countries for a simple fact. We tell it like it is without all the American bravado and saying "Our country is the best because we are all rich and powerful and we want to take over the middle-eastern oil supplies.". Give it a rest. No one believes you. Why bother kicking a dead horse.

The crowd is ready to kill Chilly Willy. He walks back to the altar and gives a very deep breath. He opens his mouth to talk but no words come out. He pauses again and he looks like he is deep into his thoughts. He begins to speak in a low tone.

[glow=red,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]- Eco. You don't understand what has been taken away from me. My pride, my soul, and my hard work and now. What do I have to show for it? A match with a pumped up priest who hasn't grown up? You don't have a fucking clue what will happen tonight. I do. I know exactly what will happen. Just like what Bret Hart did in 1992, I will prove to everyone that the most unlikely person can do the impossible. I will beat you and God can't do a thing about it.

Chilly looks back and sees a giant crucifix on the wall. He also sees a miniature of Jesus Christ on a table. He picks up the Jesus miniature and stares at it. He talks in the same low voice as before.

[glow=red,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]- I used to be religious. But I thought to myself. How unrealistic can this story get? I thought about it for a long time and quite frankly. I didn't believe anymore. There is only one thing I believe in now. That is to make Americans realize their never ending mistakes and cockiness. Don't even bother wasting your breath because it doesn't affect me at all. Tonight is redemption. Tonight is the very day that everyone will know who is the man. Tonight. The Holy Savior will come crashing down in his web of lies and I will rise up like a phoenix and finally take what's mine. That my friends, is what you are going to witness.

The fans are quiet as Chilly Willy turns around. The American flag is being lowered onto the crucifix. The crowd is going nuts at the sight of their own flag. Chilly Willy hold arms up like a gigantic hug like the Raven pose. He has a lot of confidence in his voice.

[glow=red,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]- I, Chilly Willy. Under the grace of god and under the grace of the P2PW will rid the world of a babbling lunatic. I will be victorious in my uphill crusade against American and now Religous insanity. To prove it. Tonight. Eco will need more than divine intervention because not even Holy Saviors and God can stop me!

He lifts his head up and his eyes are closed. All of a sudden. The crucifix and the American flag burst into flames. Chilly Willy get's on his knees and shouts.

[glow=red,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]- No one will ever question me. NO ONE!

He stays where he is as the crowd is completely shocked. They are silent like when they saw Shinead O'Connor tear up the pope's picture. The screen fades to black.

Votes:
Evenflow
Reaper
Chilly Willy

[Reaper]

We see Soul Reaper standing out in front of the Arrowhead Pond, where the massive glass archway lurches over in the background. Soul Reaper is looking directly into the Pond, as we catch up to him, he turns to the camera. His International Title hanging from his shoulder, shines the Sunlight into the lens.

"Look what we have here, it seems that the idiots that called me washed up and a has-been were shown, YET AGAIN, why I am not one to be messed with. Chilly Willy ran around for months claiming to be some 'Canadian Icon' and spouting off at the mouth about how he took me out.. blah blah, and more bullshit. In the meantime he found out that he would have to face me again, in a cage, and then he shit his pants. He was such a big shot when he was the International Champion, I mean, hell he beat up a girl....that nearly kicked his ass... and other than that he did nothing note worthy. Fast forward to the cage match, and he spent most of the match TRYING to figure out some way of beating me.. and as it turned out, I did exactly what I said I was going to do and made him my bitch. So now that brings us here to Anaheim, the Arrowhead Pond... just hours away from home for me and I stand here with this shiny belt."

Reaper adjusts the belt, and smirks a bit and looks back toward the camera.

"Well it seems that I get to start off my tenure as International Champion against somebody whom I've had a couple of run ins with and to be honest, I've put him over mostly because I was forced to by management only to watch him squander it away... good ole J.T. Blade. Now I guess I can understand how he could get a shot at my title since he and Stare are Southern Folk...so I guess theres some sort of Southern Pride or something...either way, I can't be bothered with the details of their relationship. All I know is that when they're both in the same room, Dueling Banjos can be heard from one end of the building to the other... take that for what you will. The problem I see with this is that JT Blade...hasn't REALLY done anything to deserve a shot in the face from Spackle, much less get a title shot of any kind. I mean he's beaten a few folks that are about as impressive as a Retard in a PRIDE fight...but other than that he waltz into every building trying to be a big timer, when its clear that all he really is, is some dip shit from Bum-fuck, Nowhere, looking to make a name for himself other than 'Whipping Boy.'"

At this time, Reaper begins to walk toward the building... going at a slow pace so that the camera man can follow him as he goes.

"Fact of the matter, though is that this belt is just step one. So, if JT gets some unexpected help like Chilly Willy got the first time and I somehow lose this title.. well it doesn't matter because I'll STILL be in the Chamber going for the World Title soon anyway. But I wouldn't hold my breath on Blade coming away with anything less than a boot in the ass. Its about time that punk finally got his reality check, because first off, he's a nobody.... and secondly he can talk himself up all he wants but when it comes down to it he's the Southern version of Chilly Willy. A big shot when nobody's around and cowardly little bitch when somebody gets in his face. Hell he may as well go around saying he's the 'Southern Icon' and then he and Willy can have circle jerks to see who the better Icon is. Meanwhile, I'll be doing the things I've always done... kicking peoples asses and being the highest rated champion in history. In all honesty, JT should be thanking me for even giving him this match. I could be 4 hours away, in my home, watching this happen on TV, but out of the kindness of my heart..Reaper laughs I decided to throw this kid a break and make his name mean something for one night."

Reaper stops, and looks into the camera

"JT, know that you're just a warm up for me. All this match is doing is giving me some practice for the bigger and better match. Blade, you may think of this as a chance to define your career, but I will make sure that this match is just another blemish for you. Hell, kid, I doubt I'll even break a sweat. But hey...ya never know, you may get a few instances of offense, but it will never be enough to take me out. You can hit me with the best you've got and use whatever weapons you wish, but at the end of the night, you're just gonna wind up being demolished and left in a bloody heap at my feet. I hope you're ready for brutality at its finest, JT, because Death is coming, and there is No Escape!"

Reaper laughs and pushes the camera man away and walks out of the shot as we slowly fade to black.

[Reaper]

Trey Spruace

Soul Reaper

Ecos

[Stare]

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