BLITZ! RESULTS - June 16, 2006

[Stare]

SINGLES MATCH

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Evenflow
vs.
Trey Spruance
(Written By: _The j-man)[/b][/center]

Evenflow stares down Trey Spurance, the two of them are extremely excited to compete yet again in P2PW. DING, DING, DING! The match is underway, the crowd goes crazy as we see Evenflow & Trey lock-up with each other. Trey starts over powering Evenflow quickly, he places Evenflow against the corner and CHOP, "WOO!", CHOP, "WOO!", CHOP! Evenflow holds his chest as Trey whips Evenflow into the opposite turnbuckle, Evenflow bounces off and then SUPERKICK by Trey! The crowd claps as Trey goes for a quick cover 1... 2... KICKOUT!

Trey picks up Evenflow by his hair and puts him up on the top rope. The crowd cheers as we see him superplex Evenflow. Evenflow looks dazed as we see him apply a rear headlock. The referee checks on it seeing if it's a choke. Evenflow starts getting up and then he lifts up Trey and delivers a back body drop! The crowd claps.

Evenflow quickly gets on top of Trey and starts nailing him with vicious rights and lefts. He's getting a little bit of UFC style into this match, but the referee starts warning Evenflow to take it easy. The referee sees enough and pulls Evenflow off of Trey who is now busted open as the crowd pops.

Evenflow backs up with a grin as Trey gets up laughing, he touches his face and looks at Evenflow with a menacing grin. Trey charges Evenflow but he dodges Trey and "SMACK!" Trey goes shoulder first into the steel post.

Evenflow backs up as Trey continues to hold his shoulder as he turns around we see Evenflow grab Trey's hair and holds him tight. The crowd gives a good reaction and then DDT! Trey's head bounces on the mat as we see Evenflow turn Trey over as he hooks the leg, 1... 2... 3... DING, DING, DING! The match is over!

Evenflow stands up as the referee grabs his hand and raises it high into the air!

Evenflow --- 4.2 promo + .9 voting = 5.1
Trey --- 4 promo + .4 voting = 4.4

WINNER: Evenflow

Evenflow rolls out of the ring with as he looks back in the ring as Trey sits up and slams the mat in anger, holding the back of his head. Evenflow walks to the back as we cut

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We go backstage to see Ecos standing by with Kacey Garcia in front of the P2PW Blitz! Backdrop. Ecos smiles as the audience boos as Kacey begins to speak

Kacey Garcia: In less than a week, Sole Survivor will be upon us. The Path to WrestleFever will begin, and Ecos, you're hoping to make your first year a memorable one by winning the chamber. What are your thoughts heading into the match-up?

Ecos: Well you know, Kacey, The Chosen One has many thoughts on that. First off all, he thinks he's going to win. Actually, he KNOWS he will. Then after the 9 lesser beings bow at my feet, I will go on to WrestleFever, and take a title of my choosing in the Main Event. And after the smoke and fog clears out on the grandest stage of them all, the World will be bowing before me.

Kacey Garcia: Granted, you have been impressive lately, but what about the other men in the chamber? Do you feel there is a distinct threat?

Ecos puts his hand on his chin and gazes up, thinking hard about the question

Ecos: You know what Kacey, there really isn't a threat. But, there is something I'm looking forward to, and that is to eliminating Soul Reaper myself. That way, he'll know I own his title when I face him for the International Title the following night on Blitz! That's right, The Board has finally scheduled my rightfully earned title match! As for the chamber match, it will be a walk in the park for a superstar of my caliber. Tonight, I'm going to prove that I am the most qualified person in this match, and I'm going to throw Cactus & Spackle both over . . .

Ecos' attention turns ahead of him as pink dreadlocks come into the frame as Spackle struts on the scene. There is a mixed reaction as Spackle smirks at Ecos

Spackle: Hold on, pootie tang, I'm not here to stir things up a bit.

Ecos shoots a hand up

Ecos: I'm sorry . . . did you just call me "Pootie Tang"?

Spackle: Dude, it's nothing personal. I call anyone whose name isn't worth remembering that.

Ecos: Well, chief, The Chosen One tries to be merciful at times. The name is Ecos, remember that!

Spackle nods a long

Spackle: No problem, Egos. Now, onto the night at hand. I'm not here to stir it up, I'm here to strike a bargain with you. You see, Cactus is the P2PW's killer, and his history hear credits that accolade. So, I was thinking, why don't The Chosen One and The Pink-Dreaded Freak do a bit of teamwork tonight, and eliminate him from the equation. What do you say to that, Egos?

Ecos: Again, it's Ecos . . . "Ec"! But, as for your proposition, it's not a bad one at all. In fact, I feel this match is a waist of my time anyway, and if anything, this would make it go by faster. So, consider it an alliance . . .

Ecos shoots an arm out as Spackle shakes it. Ecos jerks him in hard

Ecos: But this alliance is broken when Cactus is gone!

Ecos releases Spackle's hand as Spackle watches him walk away. Spackle turns to Kacey

Spackle: Looks like tonight . . . I'll have to lego that Egos!

Spackle laughs uncontrollably as Kacey looks at him with a stupid expression. The audience is almost dead silent as Spackle stops and looks at the camera, and then looks at Kacey

Spackle: I dont have to fucking impress you . . .

Spackle walks off the screen. Kacey turns to the camera, but Spackle walks right back into the frame.

Spackle: But, if I do have to, I feel that I should inform you that I have a 13 inch penis . . .

Kacey's eyes widen as she looks down at Spackle's waist

Spackle: And I dyed the hair pink down there too . . .

Spackle thrusts himself at Kacey once and then walks off the camera. Kacey looks to the side with wide eyes as she is seen mouthing "13 inches!". She stutters as she notices the camera

Kacey Garcia: Oh . . . ummm . . . I think I'm done with this interpenis . . . .uh, I mean interview!

Kacey hides her eyes in embarrassment as we cut

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Vegeta is seen walking backstage. The fans can be heard cheering him as he stops a P2PW Staff member

Vegeta: Hey, have you seen Chilly Willy?

The P2PW Staff person nods and points down a hallway

P2PW Staff Member: He was in the Dining Room down the hall.

Vegeta nods to the person and takes off down the hallway. He stops and grabs a nearby chair from a table and slams it into the wall as he approaches the doors. He swings them open as a couple of people look on. Vegeta looks around as the people quietly walk out of the room. He looks around as he stops someone

Vegeta: Where's Chilly Willy?

The person shrugs as Vegeta looks on angry. He slings the chair across the room as a door slowly opens from the cafeteria as Chilly Willy sneaks up behind Vegeta. Vegeta turns around at the last minute as Chilly Willy puts on the brakes and stops. Vegeta quickly spears him and lifts him up, as he tackles him through the snack table. Both competitors are covered in dip. Vegeta picks Chilly up out of the mess and throws a couple of punches as Chilly Willy stumbles away. Vegeta pushes him through the swinging doors into the hallway as Chilly Willy is in pain. Vegeta walks back into the dining room and walks back through the doors with the chair. Chilly Willy quickly nails a hard shot on Vegeta and nails him in the head with a couple of hard shot. Vegeta is stunned a second as Chilly gets up and begins to run. Vegeta slings the chair as it nails Chilly Willy in the back of the legs, and sends him stumbling into the wall.

Vegeta approaches him and grabs the chair, and then grabs his head. He shakes the cobwebs loose and raises the chair, but lowers it again, as a confused look comes over Vegeta's face. Chilly Willy looks on as Vegeta stumbles into the wall. Chilly smiles as he realized somethings not right with Vegeta. Chilly willy grabs the chair effortlessly from Vegeta and brings it back. He attempts to slam it into Vegeta's head, but Vegeta collapses on the ground, not moving. Chilly Willy looks on in question as he slowly drops the chair. He takes a couple of steps back and then quickly walks away. The camera zooms in on a shot of an unconscious Vegeta as a woman is heard yelling for help as we cut

[Stare]

"The Nameless,” by Slipknot plays as StarCrunch skips down to the ring. She slaps some hands and slides into the ring. She poses as “Pull Harder On The Strings,” by Trivium plays. The Fizz walks down the ring and grabs a BLITZ! sign from a fan. She looks at it and rips it in half and mouths TNT is better. The fans boo her as she enters the ring. The Fizz eyes StarCrunch who is waving to the fans and without hesitation spears her partner. The Fizz mounts Star and begins slapping and choking her. The Fizz then slaps on a crossface as Star taps the mat. The ref tries breaking the hold with a confused look on his face. The Fizz let’s go as the ref tends to Star. “Jesus Walks,” hits as the fans get on their feet. Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill struts out with a smile on his face. He slaps his hands together and heads to the ring. Inside the ring Star is still being tended to as Fizz again attacks her to the outside. Deacon laughs and enters the ring. He watches as Fizz takes Star and heaves her into the ring post. Star slams hard and falls to the mat. The ref still confused looks at Deacon in the ring and calls for the bell.

***2-ON-1 HANDICAP MATCH***

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Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill
vs.
Starcrunch & The Fizz
(Written By: Scream)[/center][/b][/color]

Deacon slouches in one corner of the ring and pulls a wad of money out of his pocket. He looks at the crowd and begins counting as the crowd laughs. Meanwhile, The Fizz slips into the ring. She stares at Deacon and approaches him.

Deacon ignores her and continues counting his money. Fizz gets annoyed and slaps the money out of Deacons hands. Deacon’s smile turns and he cocks back and slaps the hell out of Fizz. Fizz falls on her behind and holds her face as Deacon collects his money.

Fizz jumps up and leaps on Deacon’s back and applies a sleeper hold. Deacon reaches back, grabs a hold of Fizz’s hair and tosses her to the mat. Deacon approaches Fizz who, on one knee, delivers a low blow. Deacon falls to the mat as the ref is still tending to Star. Fizz heads to one of the turnbuckles and unties the turnbuckle leaving exposed steel.

Deacon on his feet sees Fizz in the corner and charges with a splash in the corner. Fizz moves and Deacon splashes chest first into the steel. Deacon collapses back and onto the mat. The Fizz climbs the ropes and delivers an elbow drop to Deacon and goes for the cover. The ref, still outside, notices and slides in the ring. The ref drops his hand once, drops his hand twice, and is pulled out of the ring by StarCrunch.

A weary Crunch flips Fizz off who is now irate. Fizz gets up and approaches Star who is on the apron outside. Fizz throws a haymaker but Star ducks and jumps off the mat grabbing Fizzes hair. The Fizz’s neck bounces off the ropes and sends her to the center of the ring where she is met by Deacon’s ho stroll. The Fizz lie on the mat as Deacon stares at Star on the outside. He puts his foot on her chest for a two count but takes his foot off.

He picks Fizz up and motions for Crunch to come into the ring. Crunch cautiously enters and the two take turns ho slapping Fizz. Deacon motions for Crunch on the last slap and she spears Fizz to the mat. Star gets up and Deacon ho slaps her in the ass. Star looks at Deacon and begins to smile.

Deacon lifts Fizz up and delivers his Sunday Offering to her in the center of the ring. Deacon lays on top of Fizz for the three count.

Bishop --- 4.4 promo + .7 voting = 5.1
Starcrunch (1) & The Fizz (2) --- 0 promo (1) + 2.63 promo (2) + .7 voting = 3.33

WINNER: Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill

Bishop gets up and laughs at The Fizz. He looks over as Starcrunch and gives her and interested eye. Starcrunch kind've smirks. He walks over and steps on The Fizz as she goes to leave the ring. Bishop walks to the back as Starcrunch exits the ring as we cut

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We go backstage and down a hallway where we see Trent Acid and Mastadon talking. Both men are laughing about something as Brittany Keller approaches them

Brittany Keller: Umm, guys. I hate to disturb you, but I was wondering if I could have a word?

Mastadon: Shoot away.

Brittany Keller: As you know, the P2PW S.M.A.S.H. Awards are coming up soon, and I was thinking back to last year, and I couldnt quite remember which one of you won the "Best Finisher" category?

Mastadon: Well, it was very close if I remember correctly, but yours truly won.

Brittany Keller: That's right! I remember now. In fact, I think I voted for "The Acid Bomb"

Trent Acid: Most of the people I talked too did vote for that.

Mastadon: But, obviously, MOST of the peopel didn't vote for it.

Mastadon laughs and slaps Trent on the arm as Trent smirks

Trent Acid: . . . obviously.

Brittany Keller: Well, I always through "The Stampede" was cooler, but I voted for "The Acid Bomb" cause I always thought it would be a more painful move. I mean, being slammed on your face like that!

Trent Acid: Well, I think my move is a bit more painful.

Mastadon: Woah! You're kidding me, right son!? I mean, I drop the guy on their head! How can driving them on their face be more painful?

Trent Acid: Well, first off, I'm stronger than you, so I can throw them down with more force. I'm also quite a bit taller, which means they fall a further distance.

Mastadon: . . . . but I drop them on their head

Trent Acid: I promise you, The Acid Bomb hurts much worse.

The Mastadon whispers under his breath

Mastadon: . . . I guess we'll find out at Sole Survivor

Trent looks at Mastadon and crosses his arms

Trent Acid: Pardon?

Mastadon: What? I didn't . . . huh? Your'e crazy son!

Mastadon laughs as Trent smirks

Brittany Keller: So, are you looking forward to the match, guys?

Mastadon: Well, something I really was looking forward to is this match being a Fanatic Championship match, but I guess that isn't going to happen thanks to Choke-Artist Joe over here.

The crowd can be heard oooo'ing as Trent looks at Mastadon, a little upset

Trent Acid: Choke artist? I'm not the one quitting? At least I havent gotten sick of losing, so I'm packing it all away.

Mastadon: Son, you don't even know the half of it! I've got other things to do. More important things!

Trent Acid: I'm sure . . .

Mastadon: You calling me a liar!?

Brittany Keller: Guys guys guys! It was just a question! Geez!

Brittany storms off as the camera follows her. They pass by a coke machine as NIN Horror is barely seen leaning agianst the side of it. The camera swerves back and focuses in on NIN. We see him talking on a cell phone.

NIN Horror: That's right, you help me win the World Title at Sole Survivor, and I'll help you win the chamber match.

NIN listens to the other end

NIN Horror: No, nobody knows, not even Spackle. I think it's bothering him though, he can be a bit pathetic at times.

NIN looks up at the camera

NIN Horror: I gotta go . . .

NIN claps the phone shut

NIN Horror: Someone needs to mind their own fucking business! If I catch you eavesdropping again, I'm going to fuck you up, capiche'?

NIN walks off and shoves the cameraman. Spackle opens a bathroom door right next to the coke machine as the camera focuses on him as he buckles his belt

Spackle: Pathetic? I'll fucking show you pathetic!

Spackle looks up and sees the camera. He walks at it and shoves the cameraman back. Spackle looks at the cameraman from the ground and speaks

Spackle: Fucker!

Spackle stomps down on the camera as Zeroin goes to static


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We go backstage to see Kacey Garcia standing alongside Soul Reaper. Kacey Garcia seems a bit unnerved as she begins to speak

Kacey Garcia: Fans, this is something we dont' see too often, and that is Soul Reaper standing in front of a backdrop requesting interview time. IN fact, usually we have to request it of him. But, never-the-less, I believe he has something to say. So . . . here.

Kacey hands the mic slowly to Soul Reaper. He takes the mic quickly as she steps back

Soul Reaper: And rest assured, if I am standing alongside this sorry excuse for a reporter, I do have something important to say. You see, tonight, I am teaming up with the lowest life-form on the planet. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a liar! Stare, you are a worthless piece of shit, and you have NEVER beat me once, much less twice. The one that is on record as you beating me was purely becuase I made an error. Thanks to that error, you will go down as the ONLY World Champion to ever win the belt while incapacitated! And, we all know the only reason you got the title shot was because you were on your knees in Shinn's Theory's office every damn chance you got! Still to this day, you're sticking your nose in the management's ass, and they are eating it up, cuase they're fucking stupid as well!

Kacey tries to tell Reaper to stop as he turns to

Soul Reaper: What!? Are you going to tell me to "watch what I say"? Could I get in trouble, Kacey? You and I both know that I'm not going anywhere. I'm too big of a name and too big of a draw for the P2PW to ever get rid of me. Everyone knows they care more about money than anythign else, and I rake it in better than anyone. Fuck the Management! Being Soul Reaper is as much job-assurance as sleeping with the Boss's daughter!

The fans cheer the last remark as Soul Reaper turns to the camera

Soul Reaper: But, tonight, you can count your lucky stars, Stare, cause you're on the Devil's team! I don't like to lose, in fact, I despise it! Tonight, I'm going to make an example out of the two men who are considered the "New Generation" of the P2PW. I'm going ot prove that Soul Reaper isn't sleeping, but he is alive and well, and is more ruthless and sick than ever!

Soul Reaper looks on

Soul Reaper: There is nothing those two bithces can do about it, nothing you fans can do about it, and certainly nothing management can do about it! In fact, I've been warned countless times to not make such sick threats by the fucking management, and let me clarify something right now! I have NEVER threatened anyone, because my time is precious, and I don't have time for talking about something that "could" happen. Instead of threaten, I guaran-fucking-tee things! Tonight, I guarantee that I will tear Soundscream and NIN apart! I guarantee that if Stare gets in my way, I'll tear him apart! And I guarantee that Soul Reaper is everlasting, and will never die! The new era begins tonight, and I guarantee that one way or another, I'll leave an impact!

Soul Reaper walks away as Kacey looks on stunned by his comments as we cut

[Stare]

We go ringside as we get ready for the Triple Threat Over-The-Top Rope encounter. The lights go out in the arena as "Of Wolf And Man" plays. The fans boo loudly as Cactus walks out. He has an angry expression as he pays no attention to the fans as he heads towards the steps. He makes his way up them as his music cuts and "Somethin Wicked This Way Comes" begins to blare. The audience boos once again as Spackle walks out with a huge grin with his arms out to his side. He leans down and shoots back up as his pink dreads fly back. He looks into the ring at Cactus as he smirks to himself. He stops at the end of the isle ringside as he waits on as his music cuts. The lights dim as a voice is heard speaking, but it can not be made out what it is saying. "Just Close Your Eyes" hits as the fans boo loudly as Ecos walks out. He looks around the audience as he shoots his arms out straight to his side, as if he's on a cross. He smiles as he throws his glasses of and takes off his trench coat, leaving it in the isle as he approaches the ring. His music cuts as he meets up with Spackle. Both of the men look at one another as they look at Cactus. They both slide in the ring as the bell rings

OVER-THE-TOP ROPE
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
(The Winner Will Enter The Sole Survivor Chamber Last)

Cactus
vs.
Ecos
vs.
Spackle
(Written By: Stare)

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Spackle reaches Cactus first as Cactus lays him out with a quick right. He also nails a shot on Ecos as he darts forward. He meets Spackle getting up with a right, and again lays out Ecos. He grabs Spackle as he makes it to his feet and pushes him into a corner and drives a couple of hard elbows. Ecos darts in from behind, but Cactus steps away and drives Ecos into Spackle. Ecos staggers back as Cactus grabs him and nails a reverse DDT. Spackle staggers out as Cactus nails a kick followed by a double-armed ddt. The fans seem to be behind Cactus a bit as he is taking it to Spackle and Ecos. He picks up Ecos and points the throw him out. He pulls him forward and gets him over the ropes, but Ecos holds on as Cactus tries to get him over. Spackle finally breaks it up with a low blow. Cactus staggers back in pain as Ecos turns around and nails a clothesline as Spackle does a leg sweep.

Cactus lands high and tight on the back of his head as Spackle and Ecos both regain their composure. Ecos picks Cactus up and whips him to Spackle. Spackle nails an atomic drop as Ecos comes off the ropes with a bulldog, follows by a standing moonsault from Spackle. Cactus is in trouble as Ecos mumbles something to Spackle. Spackle nods as Ecos climbs the ropes. Spackle picks Cactus up on his shoulders as Ecos stands in the corner on the second rope. He lifts Cactus up to Ecos in the powerbomb position. Spackle quickly heads to the turnbuckle to the left of Ecos and climbs to the top. Ecos stands up and jumps off, nailing a sit down powerbomb. Spackle immediately jumps off, nailing a high-flying leg drop right to the throat of Cactus. Cactus holds his throat in pain as Ecos picks him up. Ecos throws Cactus over the top rope as Cactus hits the ground.

ELIMINATED:[/u] Cactus

Spackle nails Ecos from behind and tries to throw him over, but Ecos barely keeps his footing. He pushes Spackle back as Ecos and Spackle eyeball each other. They circle each other and lock up in the middle of the ring. Ecos quickly wrenches the arm of Spackle, but Spackle quickly counters with a thumb to the eye. Ecos falls back, checking his eye. Spackle turns him around and nails a chop, prompting a "woooo!" from the crowd. He nails another, knocking Ecos back to the corner. Spackle whips him out of the corner to the opposing side, but Ecos reverses it, sending Spackle to the corner. Ecos darts in, but Spackle gets his feet up, but Ecos manages to catch his feet, throw them down, and nails a hard fist to the chin, catching Spackle off guard. Spackle stumbles out, but Ecos pushes him back to the corner and then smashes him with a hard dropkick to the chest. Spackle stumbles out of the corner as Ecos goes to throw him out. Spackle grabs the ropes for leverage as he prevents it being done. Ecos keeps trying persistently, but Spackle finally backs him off with hard elbows.

Ecos stumbles back as Spackle steps back into the ring. Ecos takes advantage and runs in quick, but Spackle ducks down and elevates Ecos up. Ecos manages to maneuver his body in mid-air, and lands on the apron. He goes through the top and middle rope and rams an elbow into Spackle, pushing him back in the ring. Ecos then pulls himself to the top rope and springboards off for a hurricanranna, but Spackle catches him and drives him down with a powerbomb. The audience applauds the move as Spackle slowly gets up. He grabs Ecos and picks him up, and applies an inverted facelock, signaling for the Osaka Street Cutter, but Ecos quickly nails some shots and stuns Spackle. He then rolls over where Spackle has him in the suplex position, as Ecos hooks the waist and nails a northern lights suplex. Ecos gets up as Spackle gets to his feet. Ecos gets up and immediately dobule-legs Spackle and goes for The Crucifixion. Spackle moves around quickly, but can't get away as Ecos locks on his version of the Sharpshooter. Spackle begins to thrive in pain as he reaches out for the rope. He plants his hands to try and push-up, but its' not use as Ecos keeps the pain on.

Ecos pulls back as Spackle reaches the ropes, but Ecos refuses to let the hold go as Spackle crawls to the outside. Ecos falls down and is pulled out with Spackle as both men hit the floor, but Ecos somehow keeps the hold locked on outside on the mat as Spackle is still in pain. Spackle is reaching for something as Ecos holds on tight. Spackle crawls under the ring as Ecos walks him away. Ecos pulls him out, but Spackle has a fire extinguisher in his hands. He quickly sprays behind him as Ecos refuses to let go. He finally does as the extinguisher mist makes it's way to Ecos's eyes. He begins to rake at his eyes as Spackle is in pain. Spackle tries to pull himself up as Ecos leans on the announce table, still holding his eyes. Spackle crawls up the steel steps and into the ring, still holding his legs. Ecos finally gets his sight clear as he looks back in the ring. He grabs a steel chair as Spackle looks on. Spackle tries to pull himself up by the ropes, but slips after the pain his legs have taken. Ecos walks up the steps, chair in hand, and enters the ring. Spackle pulls himself up again as Ecos lunges forward, and Spackle gets a kick in before Ecos can swing the chair. Spackle then kicks Ecos a couple more times, only being held up the ropes. Ecos finally drops the chair down. Spackle limps and grabs it. He swings it wildly as Ecos catches him from behind and hooks him up for a reverse suplex. He lifts Spackle up as Spackle drops the chair, but Spackle quickly pivots his body and lands behind Ecos.

Spackle lifts Ecos up in a reverse suplex and nails the Osaka Street Cutter as Ecos bounces off Spackle's shoulder and face-first onto the mat. Spackle lays on his back, as he is still in pain from Ecos' finishing maneuver. Spackle gets up as Ecos is still out. He picks Ecos up and goes to throw him out, but Ecos wakes up at the last moment, and holds himself. He falls onto the apron as Spackle tries frantically to get him out. He nails a couple of kicks, but can't get him out. Ecos stands up on the apron as Spackle hits the ropes on the other side and comes off with a flying forearm. He nails Ecos and gets up with his arms raised, but Ecos somehow keeps a hold on the top rope. Spackle grabs the chair and lunges towards Ecos, but Ecos nails a shoulder to Spackle as Spackle drops the chair. Ecos grabs Spackle and pulls him over the top rope, but Spackle also lands on the apron. Ecos nails a shot on Spackle as Spackle retaliates. They go back and forth a couple of times before Ecos knocks Spackle down. Ecos nails a couple of kicks as Spackle is teetering. Ecos goes for another punch, but Spackle grabs the chair in the ring and holds it up as Ecos punches the chair. Ecos holds his fist in pain as Spackle gets up and throws the chair at Ecos. Ecos catches the chair with both hands, letting the rope go, and Spackle nails a quick superkick as Ecos goes flying off the apron to the mat on the outside as the bell rings.

Ecos --- 4.33 promo + .2 voting = 4.53
Spackle --- 4.68 promo + .7 voting = 5.38
Cactus --- 0 promo + .5 voting = .5[/i]

WINNER: Spackle[/color]

Spackle rolls back into the ring and holds his arms up as he staggers across it, and falls through the ropes on the other side. He begins to stagger to the back as the camera focuses back on Ecos. Spackle walks towards the curtain, but Cactus suddenly bursts through the back, laying Spackle out with a trash can to the back of the head. He rolls Spackle onto his stomach and steps on both of his hands. He lifts the Trash can up as Spackle has no way to protect his head, as Cactus slams the can into it. The fans "OOhhhh" at the shot as Cactus holds the can up as "Of Wolf And Man" begins to play. He walks back through the curtain as the camera focuses in on a lacerated Spackle as we cut[/i]

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We go ringside as "Anything But Down" hits. The fans immediately boo as JT Blade walks out. A "JT Sucks" chant begins immediately as JT looks at the crowd agitated. He slides in the ring and demands a mic. He is presented one as the music cuts. The "JT sucks" chant continues as JT looks on

JT Blade: So, I'm reading over the Blitz side of the Sole Survivor finalized card that was sent out, and I notice something . . . my name is nowhere to be seen!

the crowd cheers as JT looks on

JT Blade: That's fine, you people laugh it up! You don't respect me, the P2PW doenst respect me, that's fucking fine! I even looked on the free-for-all Battle Royal, and I saw Bishop Pastor whatever, The Fizz, Trey Spruance, Starcrunch, and some pushover named Hoc? What the fuck is a Hoc? If my memory serves me right, a hoc is what you do when you pull snot up into your nasal passage, and spit the spit-saturated snot out? Isnt that a Hoc?

The people look on as JT keeps talking

JT Blade: You know what? That's fine! I dont have to put up with this!

Jt Blade throws the mic down as "WE Don't care Anymore hits" as the fans jump to their feet. Evenflow walks out with a mic in his hand as JT stops from exiting the ring, and backs up back in it. Evenflow's music cuts as JT looks on

Evenflow You know, last week, you proved that you have some talent. You hit a devastating move that even I didn't see coming! And, you went on to pin my shoulders to the mat for the 3. JT, you're a talented wrestler, and that's not why these people chant "JT Sucks! JT Sucks!"

The audience keeps it going with more "JT Sucks" chants as JT paces to each side of the ring in anger

Evenflow: You see, JT, these people chant you suck because you are one annoying fuck!

The people cheer as JT looks on in anger

JT Blade: Ha! HAHAHAH! You're a funny guy, Flow! A really funny guy! But, unless you want to witness that devastating finishing move again, I'd learn to hold my tongue!

Evenflow nods along

Evenflow: You're absolutely right, JT. I am a funny guy. And yes, you do have a devastating finishing maneuver that I hope I never have to endure again. But, you know what? I'll take my chances on that one.

Evenflow looks at JT Blade with a smile

Evenflow: That's why I'm going to go ahead and challenge you to a match at Sole Survivor! A rematch from last week, only this time, I won't lose. I'm coming off a win tonight, and I want to continue that streak! And, in fact, if you DO lose, I have a special stipulation.

Evenflow pauses as he smiles at the audience

Evenflow: You see, backstage right now, we have a guy named Martie Pittman. And, Martie pushed a little record button while the audience was chanting "JT Sucks". You see, if you lose to me at Sole Survivor, that chant is going to be your entrance theme from here on out!

JT looks on shaking his head as a "JT Sucks" chant begins

JT Blade: Hell no, Evenflow!

Evenflow: Wait, do you not even want to hear what the stipulation is if you beat me?

JT looks on at Evenflow

Evenflow: JT, if you beat me, I will be your servant for 2 months!

JT looks on at Evenflow as he thinks it over

JT blade: So, you'd have to do whatever I tell you? If I wanted you to chant "JT Doesn't suck!" into a mic during my entrance, youd' do that?

Evenflow nods as JT smiles

JT Blade: Well, you might as well get an early start and take my wrestling gear to the dry cleaners, cause there is NO WAY you can beat me!

Evenflow: JT, in response to that, all I have to say is . . . JT Sucks! JT Sucks!

The audience picks up where Evenflow leaves off as "We Don't Care anymore" hits once again as Evenflow smiles as JT is going irate in the ring

[Stare]

We go back inside the locker room of _the j-man. Smokey and him are pacing back and forth as the air is uncharacteristically clear.

Smokey: Fuck, J! I can't even have a little weed?

_the j-man: I fucking told you! No! Mary Lindsay is supposed to drop by a message, and she told me if she even smelled weed that we'd be fined. I ain't about to spend my weed money on fines.

Smokey: All youv'e got left of the dough if your weed money.

_the j-man: Fool! All my dough is weed money!

There is a knock on the door as Smokey opens it up. Mary's representative, Stephen Amsler, walks into the room. He sniffs the air as he looks at J curiously.

Stephen Amsler: Holy Shit! You guys havent' been smoking weed?

Smokey: FUCK NO! AND I GET IRRITATED WHEN I DON'T GOTS NO WEED, NIGGA!

Stephen Amsler: Calm down. Calm down. I'm just the messenger boy.

_the j-man: Look, you already pissed me off last week with your racism, so you better go ahead and spill your guys, whitey.

Stephen Amsler: Alright, it's about SoL . . .

_the j-man: The fuck does that poser want now? I'm getting sick and tired of that bitch. Every week, all I hear is "SoL this" and "SoL that". What the fuck does that white nigga want now?

Stephen Amsler: Well, actually, he doenst want a thing . . .

Smokey and J stop pacing as Stephen looks at them

Smokey: He dead?

Stephen Amsler: Umm, no, but he might as well be.

_the j-man and Smokey look on as Stephen pulls out a bulletin from his pocket

Stephen Amsler: This is from Mary Lindsay. SoL has effectively been released from the P2PW. Due to creative differences, and numerous warnings for being late to shows, SoL was released on Wednesday at 6:06 pm.

_the j-man: Blah blah blah. Translation . . . that nigga is skeered!

J and Smokey laugh as Stephen looks on and folds the paper up

Stephen Amsler: He isn't scared, he's just irresponsible. In fact, he's a downright, piss-poor excuse for a wrestler. We reminded him about shows time and time again, and made every effort to keep him around, but he immediately thought he was too big for this place. Well, we proved him wrong, and sent him packing. But, hey, that's his loss. I do not expect to EVER see SoL in a P2PW ring again! After all we did for him, and tried to make of him, he has the balls to purposely piss us off, and say he won't show up at Sole Survivor, wasting our time, and your's J.

Smokey: You sound pretty pissed . . .

Stephen Amsler: Yeah, well, he's a sorry piece of shit.

_the j-man: Well, I say fuck'em. You're not all bad, Amsler!

Stephen Amsler: Thanks!

_the j-man: But, onto other matters. Who am I going to be defending the belt agianst at Sole Survivor.

Stephen Amsler: Well, that's the drawback. You see, with Sole Survivor being this Sunday, we have already worked everyone available into a match somewhere. So, Mrs. Lindsay wanted me to inform you that you would have the night off.

_the j-man: Hell no! You better take someone else off the card. _the j-man isn't going to be taken off!

Stephen Amsler: My hands are tied.

_the j-man: Yeah, they're about to be!

_the j-man goes after Stephen, but Stephen is already running as he quickly runs away. _the j-man look back at Smokey

_the j-man: can you believe that shit!

The camera focuses on Smokey who has 7 joints in his mouth. He grabs them all and talks as smoke comes out

Smokey: Fuck no! Is he coming back . . .

_the j-man looks out the door

_the j-man: Nah, you're good.

Smokey puffs away as J stands in the doorway furious as we cut

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The camera pans the audience as we get ready for the main event. Suddenly, Zeroin flickers on as we see this image:

AFTER SOLE SURVIVOR
BLITZ! INVADES ENGLAND!

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The image fades as the lights in the arena go off as "Down" begins to play. The lights go red and fog fills the walkway as the fans boo as Soul Reaper walks out with the International Belt over his shoulder. He paces throught the fog and heads towards the steps. He steps through the ropes and steps on the middle of the middle rope and looks at the audience as the music cuts and the lights come back on. A slow squeel begins as "Energy" begins to play. Stare walks out as the audience begin to boo once again. Stare cocks a smirk as he poses at the top of the ramp, and then heads towards the ring. He reaches ringside as he looks on at Reaper, and opts to not step in the ring. He walks around it as his music cuts. Stare stands outside as him and Reaper look on at one another as "Kryptonite" begins to blare.

The audience begins to roar their dissaproval as NIN Horror walks out. He looks around in disgust as the boo's are echoing throughout the arena. He begins to pace to the ring as he pays no attention to the fans who are yelling obsenities and flipping him off. He gets to the ring apron and looks on at Reaper, and rolls in the ring, and mounts the corner closest to him. He looks around the audience as he holds his arms up, and then jumps off. His music cuts as thier is a bit of silence before a "Scream" chant starts as the camera pans the audience. "Get Back" hits hard as the fans jump to their feet as SoundScream walks out with the World Title around his waist. He stops and unlocks the belt and holds it up as sparks fall from the ceiling. The fans are cheering like crazy as SoundScream begins to pace to the ring. He steps up the steps and pays no attention to NIN and Soul Reaper both being in as he steps through the ropes without hesitation. He holds the belt up in the center of the ring as the camera's flicker. He walks over to Soul Reaper and holds the belt up, and then flips off Stare, and then walks over to NIN and puts the belt right in his face. NIN slaps the belt away and steps out on the apron as the music cuts. Scream hands the ref the belt as the ref also gathers Reaper's belt. He gives them to the timekeeper as the bell rings

MAIN EVENT
TAG TEAM MATCH

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SoundScream & NIN Horror
vs.
Soul Reaper & Stare
(Written By: Stare)[/b][/color][/center]

NIN stands on the outside as Scream turns to him, and he motions Scream to go ahead and start the match, and he slumps down against the post. Stare slides in the ring and holds Reaper back as he begins to go towards Scream. Stare tries to convince Reaper to let him start the match, but Reaper refuses. Stare stops him again as Reaper pushes Stare back. Stare pushes Reaper as the ref quickly gets between the two men. He orders Stare to the outside as Stare doens't hesitate doing so as Soul Reaper smirks. Soul Reaper turns around and smarts off the Stare one more time as Scream quickly nails a shot on Reaper, sick of waiting. Scream puts Reaper against the ropes and whips him to the other side and nails a clothesline. Reaper gets up and is caught in an arm drag. He gets up again as SoundScream nails a picture-perfect dropkick to Reaper's face as soon as he gets up, and send him to the outside. Scream has a rush of adrenaline going as the fans are cheering wildly as Reaper stands up on the outside, checking his lip for blood. Soul Reaper gets up on the apron, and jumps off as Scream approaches, and reaches in and trips him.

Soul Reaper gets up on the apron and stomps Scream through the ropes a couple of times before elevating himself over for a leg drop. Soul Reaper goes for a cover and gets a 1 count, and quickly gets up and begins to try and extinguish Scream's momentum with hard kicks. Soul Reaper picks SoundScream up and wrenches the arm and walks over and tags Stare. Stare almost looks surprised as he steps in and delivers a kick to Scream's arm. He wrenches the arm himself and tags Reaper right back in. Reaper steps back in and nails another shot on the arm. Reaper then wrenches it again and backs Scream into the ropes and whips him across. He lowers his head for a backbody drop, but Scream catches him with a kick. Reaper hits his stomach as Scream comes back off the ropes, and Scream sails over him and hits the other end, but Stare nails a hard shot to the back of Scream's head, once agian stifling his momentum. Soul Reaper gets up and gives Stare a glance and begins to go back to work on the World champion. He mounts him and begins to nail hard lefts and rights, and a couple of forearm shots. The ref begins to count and reaches 5. Soul Reaper doesnt stop as the ref tries to pull him off.

Soul Reaper shoves the ref away, and in that moment, SoundScream turns the mount over and begins to go to work on Reaper as the fans cheer wildly. SoundScream gets up and hits the ropes and nails a kick to Reaper's head as he tries to get up. SoundScream then looks over at NIN. NIN sarcastically puts his arm out as Scream looks back at Reaper. He goes back to work on Reaper as NIN shurgs in the corner and begins to scrape at his finger. SoundScream picks Soul Reaper up and lifts him in a sidewalk slam position, and nails a backbreaker. Soundscream picks Reaper back up and looks at NIN, and then nails another. He then walks over and tags NIN in and points at Reaper. NIN looks at him with no expression, and gets in. He picks Reaper up and nails a low-blow. The ref yells and warns NIN as NIN walks back to the corner and tags Scream back in, and steps back out on the apron. SoundScream looks at NIN agitated and steps back in. He goes to work on Reaper once again. Soul Reaper is laying on the ground in pain from the shot from NIN as SoundScream lifts him up. Reaper nails a hard uppercut shot on Scream, catching the champ off guard, and then tags Stare in. Stare comes in and nails some wild shots on Scream, backing him into the corner. He whips him across the ring into the other corner, and then charges in. He goes for a Stinger Splash, but Scream catches him and drives him to the mat and begins to throw more hard punches like he's been throwing all match. SoundScream gets up and waits for Stare, as he signals for The Sound Off. Stare turns around as Scream goes for it, but Stare shoves him off.

Stare nails a spinebuster, and immediately tries to lock on his version of the Lion Tamer, Floored. Scream pivits around, but Stare is able to turn him over as he locks on his submission finisher. Scream begins to scream in pain as Stare immediately pulls him to the middle of the ring and pulls back on the hold. Scream tries to pull himself, but the postion his body is in makes it hard as he tries to reach for something. He begins to inch his way to the ropes slowly. Stare tries to hold tight, but keeps trying to force Scream to tap. Scream is right next to the ropes, but Stare is able to pull him back to the middle of the ring, and sit back. NIN stands on the arpon just watching and shaking his head. Scream begins to try and pull himself agian, but Stare pulls him right back. Scream is able to finally take advantage of Stare's upright postioin when walking back, and rolls through the hold and kicks Stare off. The fans cheer as Stare quickly gathers himself and goes back for the legs, but Scream kicks him off again. Scream tries to pull himself up by the ropes. Stare quickly darts in again, but Soundscream ducks as Stare runs into NIN Horror. NIN stumbles, but stays on the apron. Stare looks on as SoundScream makes a smart move, and throws him to the outside. Stare lands hard as NIN tries to recover in the corner. Scream begins to pace around the ring, trying to walk the pain off. Stare gets up, but is not up for long as NIN does a springboard moonsault from the ropes onto Stare on the outside. The fans cheer as NIN lands right on top of Stare, and begins to chant "Holy shit". SoundScream gets up and walks over, looking down at the men. NIN gets up as Scream yells for him to throw Stare in. NIN looks down at Stare and walks back to his corner.

Scream walks over and begins to fuss with NIN as Soul Reaper catches Scream from behind in the Eternal Sleep. SoundScream's mouth is wide open, as if he's trying to scream, but no noise comes out. Soul Reaper begins to jerk Scream back and forth as the ref grabs Soul Reaper and releases the hold. Soundscream collapses as Soul Reaper lets go and walks back to his corner. Stare gets back on the apron and slowly slides in the ring. SoundScream begins to get back up as Stare signals for the Staredown. He grabs Scream and hoists him over his shoulder, but Scream maneuvers off and nails Stare with The Scream Kick as he turns around. The crowd pops loudly as Stare falls straight back from the superkick right to the chin. Scream begins to crawl to the corner and reaches out for a tag, but NIN jumps right off the apron and just looks at Scream. We can see Scream mumbling "You son of a bitch" as NIN looks on. SoundScream pulls himself up and climbs the turnbuckle. He looks down on Stare and jumps off, nailing a hard elbow shot. He covers Stare as Soul Reaper quickly gets in and breaks up the count. Soul Reaper doesnt leave the ring as the ref gets in his face once again. Soul Reaper grabs the ref around the throat and screams at him before hoisting him over his shoulder, and nailing the Reaper's Requiem. Soul Reaper gets up pissed and grabs the tired Soundscream and nails a hard kick to the chest. He nails a knee to the mid-section, and sets Scream up for The Rest In Peace. The audience cheers the move, not having seen it in a while, but Scream backdrops his way out of it. Soul Reaper gets up as Scream nails him with a Scream Kick in a split second. Soul Reaper falls into the corner, with only the top turnbuckle holding him up. Scream walks back and grabs Stare's seemingly lifeless body, but Stare trips Scream and jerks his legs up and locks on Floored once again. Scream is close to the ropes and grabs them, but there is no ref as Stare refuses to break the hold. SoundScream tries to crawl to the outside, but NIN is there to stop him, as he begins laughing. Another ref finally runs down as Soul Reaper walks out of the corner. The ref tells Reaper to get to the apron, and immediately begins to count Stare as Scream is in the ropes.

Stare lets go as he looks at the referee in anger and nails a superkick to the ref. The audience boo's once agian. Soul Reaper stands in the ring as Stare looks on at him. Both men stare at each other with an evil look, and then at Scream. Both men seem to have the same thing in mind as they pick Scream up. Stare says something and does the signal for "spiking". Soul Reaper then sets up Scream for another Rest In Peace. Another ref quickly slides in the ring as Soul Reaper looks on. Soul Reaper shoves the ref away, but Scream comes to and nails a low blow on Soul Reaper, as that part of his anatomy will definetly be sore after the match. Scream gets up and is met with a couple of punches by Stare. Stare takes a couple of steps back and goes for a superkick, but Scream darts out of the way as Stare nails the kick right to the temple of Soul Reaper, sending Reaper to the outside. Stare looks on, not seeming to care, but he turns around and is nailed with a Sound Off as the audience leaps out of their feet. SoundScream makes the cover. 1 . . . 2 . . . NIN suddenly comes off the top rope and nails a legdrop to the back of the head of SoundScream. The fans begin to boo loudly as the ref doenst seem to know what to do. NIN looks on at the ref and begins to laugh as he grabs Stare's arm and drapes it over SoundScream. The ref has no choice but to count. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3.

Soul Reaper (1) & Stare (2) --- 4.7 promo (1) + 4.7 promo (2) + .8 voting = 10.2
SoundScream (1) & NIN Horror (2) --- 4.55 promo (1) + 4.85 promo (2) + .6 voting = 10

WINNERS: Soul Reaper & Stare:

NIN Horror leaves the ring as "Energy" begins to play. He doesnt seem to care about the loss as he begins to walk to the back and never looks back. Stare is out of it as Scream begins to come too. He looks to the back in anger as he rolls out of the ring. "Energy" cuts as Scream grabs a chair on the outside and begins to pace to the back, very pissed off, as the fans are cheering wildly. Scream disappears behind the curtain as Stare is trying to be helped up by the referee. Soul Reaper steps back into the ring quickly and looks on as Stare is being helped up. Soul Reaper's face turns red as he begins to shake. He finally grabs the ref and picks him up by his collar, and then heaves him over the top rope. Stare falls back down as Soul Reaper walks to the outside and grabs a steel chair. He begins to go back to the ring, but he stops on the steps. He looks at the chair and smiles as he throws it down. He walks down the steps and reaches under the corner of the ring, and pulls out a 2 x 4. The audience has a mixed reaction as Reaper walks back up the steps. Stare begins to get up as Reaper walks over to him.

He picks Stare up on his knees and points to his jaw where Stare's superkick hit earlier. Soul Reaper then takes a couple of steps back as looks both ways at the audience as the mixed reaction grows louder and louder. Reaper then brings the 2 x 4 up, and looks down on Stare. He stops for a moment as he just looks at Stare. He grabs Stare's head and throws him back down and walks out of the ring as the audience boo's loudly. Soul Reaper reaches back under the ring and throws the 2 x 4 down. He pulls out a can of gasoline as the audience cheers as he smothers to end of the wood in it. He then pulls out a lighter and holds the piece of wood up. Stare begins to try and get up in the ring as Soul Reaper ignites it as the audience cheers. Soul Reaper then walks back up the steps and steps back into the ring. Stare gets up as Soul Reaper stands behind him with the wood straight up. the audience cheers loudly as Stare turns around as Soul Reaper slams the wood plank into Stare's head. Stare hits the ground and begins to flop around, holding his head. Soul Reaper then goes to leave, but looks back at Stare. He looks extremely pissed as he begins to repeatedly slam down on Stare with the piece of lit wood. He nails him a good 10 or 12 times before stopping. He kicks the bottom turnbuckle as it is apparent that Soul Reaper has snapped. Soul Reaper then goes to leave again and actually exits the ring this times. Stare is laying in the ring, as the top shoulder of his shirt is smoking a bit as a couple of ringside people use fire extinguishers to put him out. Soul Reaper looks back and walks back to the ring quickly and slides in. One of the crew members run as Soul Reaper rips the extinguisher from the other one and nails him in the head with it.

Reaper looks down at the flaming wood as he picks Stare up. He hoists Stare up on his shoulders and sets him up for The Reaper's Requiem as the audience gasps as they realized what he's about to do. He measures Stare up and drives him down with the devastating finisher, nailing Stare's head perfectly on the flaming wood. Soul Reaper stands over Stare and exits the ring as "Down" begins to blare. The ring crew quickly gets in and puts out the 2 x 4 and check on Stare. The camera looks at Stare as blood is pouring from his head, and he face is nothing but red. The camera switches back to see Reaper heading towards the curtain as EMT's pass him by. He looks back at the ring with a smile as Blitz! goes off the air

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CREDITS: _the j-man, SoundScream, Stare[/color]

[Stare]

MICKO'S RATINGS[/u]

Trey "The Man" Spruance:- 4.3 nice promo, bit too short and i thought evenflow coming into your locker room and nothing happening was weird, but you put yourself across well!
Evenflow:- 4.2 i like the basis of the promo, but it was a little difficult to read due to a few grammar issues, i had to re-read it a few times to "get" what you were saying

Cactus 0.0 tut tut homeslice
Ecos 4.2 not as good as your previous work but not a bad promo at all, the pen throwing made me giggle!
Spackle 4.7 you are one ill man, quality promo tho


Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill 4.3 i liked this, i dont think this was your best work and i guess you had a thought in your mind that one (or both) of your opponents wouldnt promo so you didnt put your all into this
Starcrunch 0.0 oh well
The Fizz 3.5 it didnt deserve this score but it definately didnt deserve a 4

Soul Reaper 4.8 marvellous promo mate, i like the new way you have gone with this and it is your best one for a while, imo
Stare 4.7, damn son, that was excellent, you ran down your opponents (and partner) with hatred mixed with an element of the history between each one of you, very good promo
SoundScream 4.6 i liked this mate but i have a feeling you are saving a better one for the ppv ;-)
NIN Horror 4.9, fucking marvellous mate, i will say no more than that!


REAPER'S RATINGS[/u]

Trey 3.5 (interesting, although I've seen a few of your spats in PWA and I'm gonna say this, promo here like you promo there, because I know they have judges that are slightly more harsh.
Evenflow- 4.3 (Good stuff here, building up nicely I must say)

Cactus- 0
Spackle- 4.8 (that certainly was demented and sick, but funny, and well put together and all that crusty shit)
Ecos - 4.6 (Good interview piece, the rundown of Cactus was good, but the Spackle part could have been touched on more... still good though.)

Dolla Bill- 4.5 (That was pretty fuckin funny)
Fizz - 3 (kinda rambled a bit, there were a few spots I just didn't get very well, but you kept with your general storyline)
Starcrunch- 0


ALADDIN'S RATINGS[/u]

Trey "The Man" Spruance - 4.1 (Good introductory promo. You didn't have much to work with, so you kept it short, which is fine. You showed your character very well, but I'm eager to know more. Looking forward to more of your stuff.)
Evenflow – 4.0 (I wasn’t too high on your promo, I liked parts but I found myself to be less interested in others. The whole theory thing was cool, so was bigging up your move, but although the end was meaningful, it didn’t keep my attention.)

Cactus -
Ecos – 4.2 (I felt that you rushed this one. There were a couple English errors, which isn’t a big deal. I just didn’t feel like it clicked. Stare isn’t Spackle’s goon, so you got a few factual mistakes. But you developed your character some more, which I liked a lot, as I learnt a bit more about Ecos. So, good overall.)
Spackle – 4.6 (Hilarious! I love your character and all but it would be nice for you to talk a bit more about your opponents. Otherwise, it was great.)

Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill – 4.3 (Good, entertaining stuff. The end part was the best, and the beginning part set the promo up nicely. I feel like you haven’t had that magic that you had before you left. Those promos were gold. You’re getting there, but you’re not quite there yet.)
Starcrunch -
The Fizz – 2.0 (I think you made a bit more effort for this one, but it still wasn’t great. The beginning was really quite pointless for the overall length of your promo. It seemed to me like your were flirting with here, and then you said you needed to find an empty room, that cracked me up. But, that wasn’t what you were going for, so that isn’t a good sign. I started to think it was getting better after when you started the “interview” but what you said just wasn’t intimidating. Some of the stuff you said didn’t make sense, and then English was bad which put me off. You said something like “I’ve beaten people twice your size, whether they were cruiserweights or heavyweights.” How does that make sense? How can they be a cruiserweight and be twice the size of a 6 foot 7” man? And IC Starcrunch always shows for her matches, she just never wins because she doesn’t promo. There’s a difference. Your last paragraph made little sense to me. You don’t know for sure that you’re going to come to TNT, by the way. For next time, please read your promo before your post it and make sure that it makes sense. I honestly can’t believe that you would talk like that. I hope you don’t take this to heart, just use what I said for next time.)

Soul Reaper – 4.6 (Nicely done. I didn’t feel the whole good for the company thing was right for this match. You could have talked a bit more about Scream and NIN.)
Stare – 4.7 (Good shit as usual, dude. You know what you’re doing. I was wondering where it was going at first with Barry Bryant, and then you took it home with what you had to say about your opponents and partner. Nicely done.)
SoundScream – 4.5 (I don’t really know much at all about baseball, so that didn’t help. But of what I could make sense of was great. I love how you compare what you’re saying to your actions, that’s something that I think you only do. I love symbolism, very strong way of getting your point across.)
NIN Horror – 4.8 (It’s P2PW not p2p. Anyway, you’re amazing. The whole promo was great at showing how little you cared about the match, from your dialogue to your actions. But you still managed to run down your opponents without seeming to care too much, so good job.)


STARE'S RATINGS[/u]

Trey "The Man" Spruance - 4.0 (Great intro to your character. The Evenflow encounter was a bit odd. I hear good things, and once you get going with a storyline, I think you'll break out. I think there was a lot of room to improve, but being an introduction, there's only so much you can do without overhyping yourself. Good work)
Evenflow – 4.3 (I really enjoyed this, mostly because of righting the wrongs that people spoke of. When you mentioned that you were starting to care about what people thought of you, I laughed to myself at how well you turned the raters suggestions into a promo booster. Awesome work, really enjoyed it)

Cactus - 0 (I got the pm, you still get a 0 . . . neener neener neener )
Ecos – 4.3 (Pretty solid, but not as good as your previous ones. You mentioned hte new religious movement, and then your problems with management, and then the opponents, so the idea was good, but I guess there was just something missing. It was still great, IMO, just needed something more.)
Spackle – 4.6 (This was one of your best IC promos, IMO. It followed how you've been set up perfectly. I can't wait for your chamber promo, and I can't wait to see what the future holds for you)

Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill – 4.5 (I think this might be your best researched promo. You touched base on everything perfectly, and it was soooooo funny. Awesome job)
Starcrunch -
The Fizz – 2.0 (I think you really need to clamp down. You tried harder, I coudl tell, but you didnt improve what needed to be. Drop the different sets, and do your next segment backstage. Just do a simple interview infront of the Blitz! banner next time about yoru match. Dont' worry about anythign else but cutting the promo on yoru match and opponent. We'll go from there, and I'll try to work with you. You pariticipate very well, and we'll try to work on things. I'll pm you soon.)

[The Great JT]

Good show. This is going to be good.

[KillerSundin (Formerly HBK)]

Great show.

[Faster Pussycat!]

Good show, I loved the part where I got the best promo score but then lost, some how.

edit - And I use different music, btw.

edit2 - Fuck you Al, I'll call this dank hole whatever the hell I want.

[Spackle]

They're trying to break us up, Ninny!

Super show, guys. I honestly thought giving a 12 year old orphan herpes would bring down my score, but now I see all you'se guys are some grimy old fucks.

[_the j-man]

Great show, I love that Smokey stuffed 7 joints in his mouth. That was hilarious. Stare was down for the count at the end of that show. And god damnit how am I going to be left off the card! That's an outrage!

[Aladdin]

ninhorror said:

edit2 - Fuck you Al, I'll call this dank hole whatever the hell I want.

Fine, but your score now drops to 2.0.

Excellent show, Stare. Really liked it.

[stocko]

excellent show peeps,

a little beef between me and trent makes for an interesting match ;D

[Stare]

ninhorror said:

Good show, I loved the part where I got the best promo score but then lost, some how.

Hey, don't forget, it wasn't your shoulders that got pinned to the mat. You didn't lose the match, Scream lost the match

Though, I think by the end of the night, I lost more than anyone.

[The Great JT]

This whole "Music or Slavery" thing kind of reminds me of a Goldust/Brian Pillman angle the WWF had going on in the late 90s, sort of. In a way.

[Scream]

Good show. Wasn't my best promo but I almost didn't get one up at all so I guess it's better than nothing. Ninny I'll see you at Sole Survivor.

[ChadClassic]

... Where's Aladdin & TNT when you need it?!?

Good show.

[Reaper]

Aladdin was juggling E2's balls over in the TNT production truck. Seems to be the only work being done in that truck.

[ChadClassic]

^ Touche.

[brockandsable]

..the fuck is Blitz!

[Reaper]

its the show that loser E2 always tries to interrupt to get his name known, because TNT ain't gettin the job done.

[brockandsable]

Who are you again?

Oh, that's right. The old goth who couldn't win back the World Title so he settled for a lesser belt so he wouldn't feel so bad. Kind of like Triple H not being able to beat John Cena so he picks a fight with Shelton Benjamnin.

That's pretty sad, my friend.

[The Great JT]

And who are YOU now?

[brockandsable]

The current P2PW Internet Champion.

That ranks above and beyond resident curtain-jerker.

[The Great JT]

TNT is about the same place as where I am. In other words, I'm just as good as you.

[Aladdin]

Sorry, but as i said before, and I'm seriously being honest, you are no where near the level that TNT is at. It's a fact. You're at the same level as our plunger.