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Post by Stare on May 26, 2006 1:03:22 GMT 1
Participation at this show is key for some of you. I'll be watching.
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on May 26, 2006 1:36:28 GMT 1
Smebbin.
Should be a great main event.
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Post by Stare on May 26, 2006 1:37:56 GMT 1
Should be chaos . . .
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Post by ChadClassic on May 26, 2006 2:48:20 GMT 1
Haha, JT Blade isn't important enough to make the card.
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hoc
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Post by hoc on May 26, 2006 16:38:05 GMT 1
Hoc enters the buliding. Looks around. Then proceeds to go towards his locker room and sees a camera guy.HOC grabs the camera guy drops his piece of shit camera and then proceeds to give him the bay area,then the camera guy is laying there motionless.HOC picks him and delives his other finsher the pimp drop......HOC then pics up the camera and pushes record
HOC: Hey who ever runs this damn place HOC IS IN THE BULDEN so bring ur wrestlers one by damn one cause ill give them all an ass whoopen theyll neva eva forget.
HOC sees the camera guy getting up and delvers a motified t-bone and leaves the camera guy motionless....
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Post by Reaper on May 26, 2006 22:07:29 GMT 1
Reaper steps into the frame... with a new camera guy and gets in this kids face.
"Bravo, junior... you just took out a defenseless loser who's biggest thrill in life was landing this job. Now I don't know you, or where you come from... but I don't like your attitude. Take a look at the records and you'll see that I am the most active.. and the most successful.. so I have a right to stand in your face and punk you out. But I'd rather show everybody how much of a clown you are in the ring. One on One, like real men. Not some pussy who throws around little 140 pound camera guys. You want to make a name for yourself Hoe... or Hoss.. or whatever the fuck your name is, then I suggest you step into the ring and prove your worth... and until then, if I were you I'd keep my mouth shut before you draw the attention of somebody like me who won't hesitate to have your jaw wired shut. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take the International title here and go get ready for my match. Move along rookie.
Reaper pushes passed Hoc and walks down the hallway towards his lockerroom.
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Post by brockandsable on May 26, 2006 22:16:56 GMT 1
E2 steps in and help HOC up to his feet.
"Don't worry about him, the only way he gets off around here is to push around the newbies and tell age old stories about how he used to be this and how he used to be that. The old man is just plain used; he's just the last one to figure it out. Let me ask you this kid, what did you think of Hunter Hearst Helmsley's Intercontinental title reign after he had held the World Title?"
The confused look on HOC's face is priceless.
"Exactly. If you want to get far in this place, you have to stand up to the has beens. They pick on you because you're fresh. Me, I've been challenging Soul Reaper and Stare for over year now and what? Nothing. Yeah, like the old saying back in the hood, you can smell a wet pussy from two rooms away. So keep your nose perked, for Soul Reaper may strike at anytime.
E2 exits the scene. HOC ponders his words.
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Post by Reaper on May 26, 2006 22:23:12 GMT 1
says the guy thats older than me....
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Post by brockandsable on May 26, 2006 22:25:02 GMT 1
IC: No.
OOC: Yes. But you would never know it judging by your ever receding hairline.
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Post by Reaper on May 26, 2006 22:27:45 GMT 1
whatever you say grandpa, I know you're getting senile, but at least try to hide it. Now go shine up your ladies belt and try to get ready for a time when you actually have to wrestle in this company. I know it comes but once or twice a year between your mouth being open all the time but still, you could at least ATTEMPT to be somebody here.
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Post by brockandsable on May 26, 2006 22:32:02 GMT 1
This coming from the International Champion. What? You couldn't get the real belt so you had to settle for less, eh? Reminds me of the loser at the club who could get the hot girl dancing on the pole with three friends, but instead settles for the ugly, fat chick who's got a table for one and a dinner course for three. The fact is YOU CAN'T regain your old form. You've gone from suck to blow. You know it. I know it. So be useful for once and stuff Stare's cock in your mouth.
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Post by Reaper on May 26, 2006 22:37:31 GMT 1
And YOU can't even impress anybody enough to get out of the womens division... so you have no room to talk smart ass.
Wait... I know "I beat you and Scream... it was a tag match, and I pinned Scream which is good enough for me because I'm too fuckin ignorant to know better" which is fine. You can have all the tag wins you want over me, but you'll be curtain jerking with the lowest level belt we have for your whole career while I main event shows here..and Elite, and FHT... and any other place I decide to go to and the reason is... I am and have always been that much better than you. Now go help set the ring up with other jobbers so you can have spending money for one night.
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hoc
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Post by hoc on May 26, 2006 22:40:14 GMT 1
since ur such a god reper why dont u put ur stap on the line against E2 with me as the special guest ref? or whatever little match ur heart desires
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Post by Reaper on May 26, 2006 22:41:54 GMT 1
Gladly, hell it'd be doing him a favor since the only time his name gets noticed around here is when my name is on the same card.
I just hope he actually shows up to wrestle and not do his lame ass talk show segment where nothing ever happens.
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Post by brockandsable on May 26, 2006 22:43:43 GMT 1
I'd be more than happy to sport two belts, playa.
If I had been around as long as your ancient ass has been, I would've had a title shot by now, and most likely won it. You, like Stare, are a guy who doesn't know what to do with himself at this point in his career. Like the oversized high school senior whose been held back a couple of years and now the 10th graders he used to pick on daily are sitting next to him; owning him on a regular. Like the exotic dancer who doesn't realize she's 33 and wrinkly, yet she thinks she can compete and make as much money as the 18 year olds. The point of this is that you're fucked. Chilly Willy beat you a few weeks back. Chilly Willy.
Excuse E2 one second.....
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!!!!
Chilly Wil--AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!!!
You're done Reaper. So let this ride now and save what's left of your white face.
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Post by Reaper on May 26, 2006 22:47:10 GMT 1
Soundscream helped Chilly Willy and as usual you're an ignorant cunt with no brain power to figure that out. Oh and I had my first title shot 6 months after my rookie debut... I then held THAT title for 9 months. Since then I've had more world title shots than you are ever going to have in your life and my win ratio is just as spectacular. Now if you'd like to shine my shoes, all you had to do was ask, you didn't need to run around spewing out my name like every other bitch just to get my attention.
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Post by brockandsable on May 26, 2006 22:51:31 GMT 1
Soundscream helped Chilly Willy and then I tapped like a bitch. I guess this will just go on back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth. Like an austistic kid with a chronic masturbation problem. Does your dick shiner ever dry out and shut?
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Post by Reaper on May 26, 2006 22:53:19 GMT 1
Do you ever come up with your own material?
And when the hell did I tap to anything? Did you even see that match?
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Post by brockandsable on May 26, 2006 22:57:51 GMT 1
No, but I saw Spackle shitting in your mouth and I have to say, I was at least amused.
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Post by Reaper on May 26, 2006 23:02:08 GMT 1
Spackle shits in JT's mouth. I just sit there and Mastur.... uhh... nevermind. What am I saying you offered to do it for me you sick fuck.
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Post by brockandsable on May 26, 2006 23:04:57 GMT 1
Gurgle, what? I couldn't understand what you said with Stare's cock in your mouth.
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hoc
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Post by hoc on May 26, 2006 23:05:21 GMT 1
so the match on blitz will be e2 aginst reper with HOC the best wrestler alive as the special guest ref? yea
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Post by Reaper on May 26, 2006 23:07:42 GMT 1
Gurgle, what? I couldn't understand what you said with Stare's cock in your mouth. Even if Stare got his cock in my mouth, its only about the size of a tastebud anyways. And Hoc, E2 fears Blitz and wouldn't come to the show even if we payed his airfare and hotel accomidations.
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Post by brockandsable on May 26, 2006 23:09:37 GMT 1
Gurgle, what?
And you heard it from the redneck's mouth people, he sucks Stare dry on a regular. Every last drop. Now excuse me while I lose my lunch.
My fingers are tired from all this.
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Post by Reaper on May 26, 2006 23:10:59 GMT 1
Quit listening to tapes of grandma, and pay attention.
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