|
Post by brockandsable on Jun 4, 2006 15:32:38 GMT 1
It's a catch phrase that I use for this e-fed I'm involved in. I don't lose sleep over it. But do you see what you're doing? Did you even read Stare's post? You set yourself up for these things, by taking it serious and too personal. Stop thinking inwardly all the time, because as long as you do, people here will continue to play you like a puppet on strings.
Your call.
|
|
|
Post by ChadClassic on Jun 4, 2006 16:42:15 GMT 1
I think JT is disgruntled today, guys.
|
|
|
Post by The Great JT on Jun 4, 2006 17:28:26 GMT 1
I think JT is disgruntled today, guys. Oh, gee, really? Ya think..OF COURSE I'M DISGRUNTLED TODAY!!!
|
|
|
Post by Reaper on Jun 4, 2006 17:35:56 GMT 1
Well did you bring your AK-47 and other various weaponry?
Thats what the post office folk do. They shoot people.
|
|
|
Post by The Great JT on Jun 4, 2006 17:49:08 GMT 1
No AK, but I've got a lot of handguns I stole from the police station. Oh, and a few grenades.
|
|
|
Post by ChadClassic on Jun 4, 2006 18:15:26 GMT 1
No AK, but I've got a lot of handguns I stole from the police station. Oh, and a few grenades. Your not hard. You've never even seen the outside of a police station.
|
|
|
Post by brockandsable on Jun 4, 2006 19:21:25 GMT 1
It's a catch phrase that I use for this e-fed I'm involved in. I don't lose sleep over it. But do you see what you're doing? Did you even read Stare's post? You set yourself up for these things, by taking it serious and too personal. Stop thinking inwardly all the time, because as long as you do, people here will continue to play you like a puppet on strings. Your call. That first paragraph may have been too much for him to understand. So I will break it down to simple sentences and hand gestures. It's a catch phrase that I use for this e-fed I'm involved in. I don't lose sleep over it. But do you see what you're doing? Did you even read Stare's post? people here will continue to play you like a puppet on strings.
|
|
|
Post by The Great JT on Jun 4, 2006 19:27:05 GMT 1
No AK, but I've got a lot of handguns I stole from the police station. Oh, and a few grenades. Your not hard. You've never even seen the outside of a police station. Ok, so I got a few guns from my Uncle Jimmy (who is a cop in New Jersey) and a few potatoes I painted gray and put fake pins in. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE! You're no harder, Jellyfish.
|
|
|
Post by brockandsable on Jun 4, 2006 19:29:57 GMT 1
|
|
|
Post by ChadClassic on Jun 4, 2006 22:15:23 GMT 1
Your not hard. You've never even seen the outside of a police station. Ok, so I got a few guns from my Uncle Jimmy (who is a cop in New Jersey) and a few potatoes I painted gray and put fake pins in. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE! You're no harder, Jellyfish. I live in one of the highest crime rated states out of all 50. You live in a trailer park.
|
|
|
Post by Keith Williams on Jun 5, 2006 0:04:27 GMT 1
Chad don't you realise that Trailer parks have high crime too. Why you think that tv show Cops goes to one every week. Maybe JT has even been on there. But can't remember if they even went into one that had anime hanging all over their bedroom or not.
|
|
|
Post by The Great JT on Jun 5, 2006 0:50:45 GMT 1
Ok, so I got a few guns from my Uncle Jimmy (who is a cop in New Jersey) and a few potatoes I painted gray and put fake pins in. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE! You're no harder, Jellyfish. I live in one of the highest crime rated states out of all 50. You live in a trailer park. ...That just happens to be in the middle of a drug-and-gang town. Don't kid yourself, Clayton, NC is a drug town, there are gangs in the friggin' middle schools and drug deals being set up to be met at the schools (there was a drug bust not too long ago outside a local storage facility).
|
|
|
Post by brockandsable on Jun 5, 2006 1:26:23 GMT 1
still shit.
|
|
|
Post by ChadClassic on Jun 5, 2006 2:44:44 GMT 1
^ Bingo.
|
|
|
Post by Stare on Jun 5, 2006 3:20:40 GMT 1
Sounds pretty bad to me . . .
|
|
|
Post by Spackle on Jun 5, 2006 3:28:33 GMT 1
Yeah, well I once shoplifted this cute little beanie baby like thing. It was on the display rack at Bed Bath & Beyond.
CRIME LIKE THIS GOES ON EVERY MONTH OR SO WHERE I'M FROM.
I'm one hard mama-jamma.
|
|
hoc
Noob
Posts: 47
|
Post by hoc on Jun 5, 2006 16:11:05 GMT 1
HOC Is in his locker room enjoying the newest edition of Playboy when some dumb ho comes walking in. Hoc looks at the hoe hairstyles.free-beauty-tips.com/pics/blonde3.jpg [/img]. Hoc throwws down the magazine. HOC: Damn hunny did u come to get some from daddy? Hoe:: yea,but thats later. HOC: Why not now??? Hoe: cause theres this bitch outside ur room bitching,and complaining,and being all moody like hes on his period or something!!! Hoc pushes the hoe off his lap and goes and looks out his door. He notices the bitch JT. HOC then yells at the hoe. HOC: Bitch get my pants!!!! Hoc grabs his pants from then hoe. He then tells the hoe he will be right back.Hoc goes out side the locker room taps JT on the shoulder and kicks him in the nuts with his nikes picks him up and hits the BAy AREa , lets him lay then for a sec twitching on the floor,then picks him up again and delivers the P I M P drop. then hoc gets really close to Jt's face and yells at him!!! HOC: U fuckin bitch quite crying and compling like a little bitch u fuckin sound like ur on the fuckin rag!!!!! when ur little bitch ass wakes up ill be in my locker room fuckin ur mom if u wanna do somethin about this little ass woopin i gave you. Hoc then goes back to his locker room and notices that Jts mom is accually in there with the other hoe. Hoc grabs both of them and heads to the shower in the locker room!!!!! Then JTs mom yells JTS MOM: OMG HOC UR MY DADDY UR MY DADDY UR MY DADDY!!!!!!!! ill let you dream bout the rest...........
|
|
|
Post by The Great JT on Jun 5, 2006 18:09:45 GMT 1
JT's Thoughts On Hoc's Latest "Promo": What the hell was that?
Later, Hoc is getting to leave with his ho. He heads out to a black stretch limousine waiting in the parking lot. However, a large black man is blocking his way.
Large Black Man: Sorry, nigga. Can't let you pass. Hoc: Move, nigga!
J.T. Blade sneaks up on Hoc and smashes a 40" steel-and-lead pipe over his head! The lady screams in terror and runs off as J.T. continues to assault Hoc with the pipe, a distinctive dent in the end of the pipe where it connected with Hoc's head. The large black man joins in by stomping on Hoc's upper back while J.T. throws the pipe into Hoc's battered back and puts his arm in front of the large black man's chest.
J.T. Blade: Enough, Cornelius. Go get yourself a snack or what have you. I think I'd like to have a little chat with Mr. Hoc. Cornelius: A'ight, then.
Cornelius heads off-camera and J.T. puts his foot on the back of Hoc's neck.
J.T.: You insignificant little insect. You think you can run up to me, assault me and expect there not to be reparations? Heh. Hoc, you make me laugh. Really, you crack me up.
J.T. presses harder against Hoc's neck and picks up the pipe.
J.T.: All comedy aside, Dave Chapelle, don't try that crap again. I'll tell you this, and I'll only say it once, because I'm really not in a good mood. You try anything like that again, I will reduce your meaningless existence into a realm of pain and suffering so deep, death would be an act of mercy compared to what I do to you.
J.T. again strikes Hoc in the head with the pipe. Hoc is now bleeding from the back of his head. J.T. again puts his foot on Hoc's neck.
J.T.: I hope we've established a CRYSTAL (again J.T. forces down, making more blood gush out of Hoc's open wound) clear understanding here. (J.T. kicks Hoc over onto his back.) Have a nice day, now. And if I don't see you tomorrow, have a nice tomorrow, too. Cornelius, let's go.
Cornelius walks over with a can of Budweiser. J.T. throws the pipe on Hoc's face, causing his nose to bleed. The two step into J.T.'s 1930 Cadillac Limousine and the car speeds off.
|
|
|
Post by Scream on Jun 5, 2006 18:59:25 GMT 1
Ok first off I think we need to lay off the JT shit. It's getting old fast and annoying. I think it was mentioned already. Secondly, HOC I realize you are relatively new here but you need to ask before you put someone in a promo, just a little F.Y.I. And I do recall reading a post where someone said instead of saying JT, we should say cake.
So enough talk about the cake And if you want a piece of the cake I'm sure the cake will offer you a slice
|
|
|
Post by The Great JT on Jun 5, 2006 19:18:28 GMT 1
Ok first off I think we need to lay off the JT shit. It's getting old fast and annoying. I think it was mentioned already. Thank you. Finally someone else acknowledges this.
|
|
|
Post by ChadClassic on Jun 5, 2006 20:48:37 GMT 1
Cornelius? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
|
|
|
Post by brockandsable on Jun 5, 2006 23:05:55 GMT 1
Lets see....
TNT gets Keith Williams and Reece Somers.
Blitz! gets HOC and JT Blade.
You see what happened there?
|
|
|
Post by Reaper on Jun 5, 2006 23:27:06 GMT 1
Yeah, TnT NEEDED somebody that was noteworthy, and thusly you got Reece and Keith. Blitz on the other hand isn't in need of some "big names" from other feds to carry it's lackluster programming.
|
|
|
Post by Aladdin on Jun 5, 2006 23:43:49 GMT 1
^I agree, Blitz is "lackluster programming". EDIT: Cornelius? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Yeah, the guy copied Simz.
|
|
|
Post by Keith Williams on Jun 5, 2006 23:52:58 GMT 1
Plus Reaper knows that with both Reece and I on TNT, his nice little plush spot in the main event is safe and secure.
In other words Reaper fears Reece and I.. ;D
|
|