A Trip Down Memory Lane - Trip 6

[shinnstheory]

Each week, I will be posting a segement, promo, or a match from back in the day. Feel free to discuss the post.

[shinnstheory]

This week's "Trip Down Memory Lane" is taken from the P2PW Extinction PPV. Click HERE to view the entire show (which includes the huge debut of Trent Acid and a 6 person Ladder Match for the P2PW World Title!).

The "Extinction" of the Banana Man.

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As we come onto air for this month’s P2PW PPV, Extinction, the crowd is dead silent. “I’m Too Sexy” hit’s the speakers as a geeky looking, 5 foot tall, 95 pound guy appears from behind the curtain. The crowd shows him no response. Carrying a bag, he struts to the ring. Sporting a cocky smile, he enters the ring. He looks towards the fans, who are still emotionless. He slowly begins to open the bag. He reaches in, and grabs a hold of a dozen bananas. He begins to toss them into the crowd.

Backstage, the entire roster looks on, witnessing this. All of the sudden, from behind the curtain, appears the entire P2PW roster. Each superstar jogs to ringside, surrounding it. One by one, they enter.

Gaz enters the ring. He lays out the Banana Man with his GGT.

Firefly enters the ring with a steel chair. He picks the Banana Man up. Banana Man staggers in a daze. Firefly busts him open with a huge chairshot.

Spaz hops onto the apron. He climbs to the top rope and lands a Shooting Star Press on the, already unconscious, man.

Shinn’s Theory climbs into the ring. He props the helpless man up, then delivers the Theory Driver to him.

BJ0780 enters the ring. He picks the man up and performs the End of Time.

Soul Reaper slides into the ring. He looks down at Banana Man and laughs. He picks him up and performs the Rest in Peace.

Wench crawls into the ring. She props the geek up, and slams him back to the mat with a Twist of Fate.

Doc Holliday hops into the ring with his Cowbell dangling from a rope. He viciously begins to beat Banana Man in the head.

Rocky hops into the ring. He signals for a microphone.

Rocky:[/b] Woah woah woah! Doc!! Enough already! Save a little for the rest of us!

Rocky drops the mic and sets the beaten man up for the Rocky Roads.

Da Man and Nation climb into the ring. Nation props the man up as Da Man spears him across the ring. Nation picks the man up and performs a Sit-down Power Bomb on him.

Diddly Squat enters the ring. He drapes the man over the second rope and delivers the Dr. Who.

Sweetpea a personal guest from the OGIF sitting in the front row, hops over the barricade. She slides into the ring and hops onto the top rope. She performs a Shooting Star Press onto the man. Poor lil fella. That’s the 2nd Shooting Star Press he’s had to receive.

Londonite enters the ring. She too hops onto the top rope. Yup, you guessed it. Shooting Star Press!

Steve hops into the ring. He performs the Spinebuster Bomb on Banana Man.

Starcrunch enters the ring carrying a sledgehammer. She swings the hammer. It connects with the back of Banana Man’s head.

Shane Montez climbs into the ring. He performs the Vodka Dot Drop.

Red Ninja hops into the ring. He circles the man. Instead of attacking him, he signals towards the back. 20 of his teacher’s students run out and slide into the ring. The begin to stomp away, as Red Ninja stands their laughing. He calls them off and they disappear to the back.

The Entire BWO enters the ring. The crowd goes nuts as each of them begin to swing steel chairs onto the broken man. They continue to brutalize the man until Shinn’s Theory signals towards the back. Two garbage men come to the ring. The BWO stop their attack and allow the garbage men into the ring. The men pick Banana Man up, and stuff him into a bag. They carry him up the ramp and too the back. The camera follows them as they are now seen outside, near a dumpster. They toss the man into the dumpster, pat their hands clean, and return into the building. What a way to start off this month’s PPV. P2PW’s Extinction lives up to it’s name before the show has even started. One EXTINCT. Any left to go?

[diddlysquat]

Heh, that was sweet. I remember that guy.

[spaz]

Shinn's said:

Spaz hops onto the apron. He climbs to the top rope and lands a Shooting Star Press on the, already unconscious, man.

This was the highlight.

Funny stuff.

































It was ment to be funny, right?

[Nation]

ah that brings back fond memories.....extinction was a great ppv. match of the night was of course steve vs rocky vs nation for the international title. but then i could be biased about that one.

[shinnstheory]

That was a great match. However, I think the 6-person Ladder match just BARELY takes the cake here.

[Darth Peccatus]

That Banana Guy wasn't a real member of the P2PW, right?

'Cause otherwise, that's the most sickeningly evil way to put someone on the 'inactive' list I've ever heard of.

[shinnstheory]

No. What happened was, the board was taken over by a hacker once. He post a picture of a banana being used as a "sex toy", if you get my drift. Every thread/Forum on the board was deleted and all we had was that pic, and a picture of some male "gay activity". Rocky got the board back under control and we basically had to start from scratch.

We call him, The Banana Man. And that PPV was the first PPV once we were back up and running. It was my tribute to him, to have the entire roster whoop his ass at the beginning of a PPV called "Extinction". It was quite odd that the PPV was called "Extinction" and then our board was basically "Extinct" for a while, because of The Banana Man.

[Darth Peccatus]

Ah, I see...intriguing.

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Heh, that shit was great.

All the new members should read the old PPVs.

[McKenna]

Ah, the Outsiders days


Whatever happened to UKG eh??


I miss him so much!!!!!

[shinnstheory]

So do I.....We had a hell of a match....

[McKenna]

Yes we did, my first shot at a world title on any e-fed, and it was a damn good one....

and the start of a very good friendship too, as i recall

I like this idea bro, lets the newer members of the fed see what has gone before

Good job bro

[Cactus]

I remember the ladder match. . . . . . . . . .I came second

[Nation]

twas a great match...and you would have got away with it if it wasn't for that pesky trent acid!

[shinnstheory]

Here we go with another "Trip Down Memory Lane". This week's trip was taken from July 5th, 2004's TNT. Evil Unlimited leader, Soul Reaper, takes on BWO members, Cactus and Kaos in a handicapped match. Check out the entire episode HERE. Other matches featured in this episode are - A Triple Threat Match for the Women's Title - A Numer One Contender's Match for the Rage Title - Including a sad ending to an explosive TNT.

Handicapped Match
Soul Reaper vs. Kaos & Cactus

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Cactus and Reaper lock up. Cactus quickly puts Reaper in a headlock but Reaper counters with a side suplex. Reaper stands up sporting an evil grin, staring down at Cactus. Cactus makes it to his feet. The two lock up again. This time Reaper tosses Cactus in a headlock. Cactus pushes Reaper against the ropes. Reaper springs back and greets Cactus with a spinning heel kick to the face. This forces Cactus to his corner where Kaos tags himself in.

Kaos, being the bigger of the two men, calls for a lock up. The two men lock up. Kaos shoves Soul Reaper to the mat. Reaper quickly gets up and locks up with Kaos again. He quickly applies the Eternal Sleep to Kaos but Kaos backs him into a corner, crushing him into the turnbuckle. Kaos spins around and delivers a few hard lefts to Soul Reaper. Soul Reaper quickly grabs Kaos and turns the tide. He shove him into the corner and delivers a few hard lefts of his own. After taking a few blows, Kaos shoves Reaper to the mat. Reaper is quick to get up. Kaos swings towards Reaper but Reaper ducks. Surprisingly, Soul Reaper performs a long standing suplex to the giant BWO member. Kaos crashes to the mat. Cactus is able reach over the top rope and tag himself in.

Cactus clotheslines Reaper to the mat. He then picks Reaper up and performs a double arm DDT. He goes for the cover, but the Evil Unlimited member kicks out, just short of three. Cactus picks Reaper up, then body slams him back down to the mat. He then slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. He folds it up and slides back into the ring. He raises it high above his head but the referee grabs it from him. Kaos enters the ring and takes the chair away from Cactus, telling him he doesn’t walk to risk a disqualification. Cactus grabs the chair from the referee and slams it over the head of Kaos. The crowd grows silent as Cactus continues to slam the chair upon his fellow BWO member. As he continues, Soul Reaper stumbles to his feet and backs himself into a corner. He grins as he watches the BWO dissolve right before his very eyes.

Cactus continues his relentless attack on Kaos. The official is finally able to get the chair away from Cactus. Cactus snaps and pounces on Kaos, biting the open wounds on his forehead. The crowd begins to boo Cactus. Cactus stands up and flips the crowd off. Kaos, laying unconscious, is now being dragged to the BWO corner. Cactus shoves Kaos under the ropes, but still upon the apron. Cactusreaches over the ropes and tags Kaos, making Kaos the official man. Cactus then drags Kaos to the center of the ring. He looks towards Reaper. Pointing at Kaos, Cactus mouths the words “pin him”…

Reaper pins Kaos for the 3 count.

Soul Reaper - 10 Votes + 4.625 Promo Points = 14.625
Kaos & Cactus - 5 Votes + 4.1 Promo Points = 9.1[/i]

Winner: Soul Reaper[/b]

After the match, Cactus enters the ring. Just before he is able to do anymore damage to Kaos, Soul Reaper greets Cactus with the Rest in Peace. He covers Cactus and calls for the referee to count. The referee counts to three. Soul Reaper pinned both men.

As Soul Reaper roles out of the ring, EMTs rush to the aid of Kaos. After a few moments, Cactus stumbles to his feet, throwing numerous officials and EMTs out of the ring. He slides out of the ring, grabbing the ring bell. He slides the ring bell into the ring then roles back out. He grabs a 20 foot ladder from underneath the ring. He slides that into the ring as well. Cactus proceeds to set the ladder up. He grabs the ring bell and climbs the ladder to the very top. He leaps off and crushes the throat of Kaos with the ring bell. The crowd boos Cactus as he holds up the ring bell. He rips his BWO T-shirt off and throws it down upon Kaos. Cactus leaves the ring as the EMTs reenter.

The EMTs try their best to load Kaos onto a stretcher. One of them is heard saying “he’s not breathing”. Another is heard saying “his throat is crushed.”

This episode of TNT has been delayed due to the tragedy we have just witnessed.

After the break, EMTs are still working on getting Kaos loaded into the ring. Various superstars, such as Mastadon, Rocky, Shinn’s Theory, Wench, Shane Montez, Doc Holliday, and Firefly, all try their best to help with this situation and remain out of character. They finally load the bloody Kaos onto the stretcher. As they wheel the stretcher up the ramp, one EMT is shown performing CPR on Kaos. You can hear various superstars telling the man to “hang in there” and “fight it Kaos!”… As they wheel Kaos to the back, the arena is dead silent.

Minutes seem like hours as time goes by. We still have tonight’s main event ahead of us, but the atmosphere in the building has deadened.

[soulreaper]

ahhh I remember that like it was yesterday... those Brits were too easy to get to. Just look what happened.. poor Kaos... Hey Cactus, whens your next murder?

[Trent Matsunoshin]

He'll definitely kill someone this PPV I think....since he's NOT in the chamber match and all....

[Cactus]

well I have SoL this PPV so who knows what will happen

Y'all are lucky that I am not in the chamber

[McKenna]

Cactus killed Kaos

One of the best storylines P2PW has ever had

Gotta hand it to you Miles, you have played this storyline out really well

A lesson in character continuity for the newer members of the eFed

[Cactus]

* Takes a bow *

However I cannot take all the acclaim, I must mention Ant, Nation, and Mick for there help as every time I promo'd I asked the 3 of these guys for help and they added in there parts when mine sucked or I was unsure how it read these guys let me bounce ideas of them

take a bow as well you 3

[shinnstheory]

What? I didn't come up with the Trial idea? I didn't push your "Killer Character"? I didn't put you in a HITC match against Soul Reaper for the World Title, booked as the MOST FEARED P2PW Superstar? HUH? HHUUHH?

I never get any credit around here!

Runs and cries, but sees a butterfly and chases it while laughing.

[brockandsable]

Shinn's said:

Runs and cries, but sees a butterfly and chases it while laughing.

LMAO!!

[shinnstheory]

You pictured that, didn't you?

[Scream]

Cactus said:

well I have SoL this PPV so who knows what will happen

Y'all are lucky that I am not in the chamber

The chamber at Sole Survivor? Or the chamber up your butt that holds your hamster?

*DIDN'T MEAN TO WHORE*

I liked that storyline, I liked it alot.