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Post by Reaper on May 19, 2006 2:25:05 GMT 1
Probably by those filthy Nigg.... wait a minute. You set me up for that one, you asshole.
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Post by ChadClassic on May 20, 2006 19:24:06 GMT 1
He fell for it. Lets get the Rottweilers and Fried Chicken Grease. S'on now nukka.
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Post by lockjaw on May 21, 2006 20:35:33 GMT 1
Title 4 Title - Hell In A Cell
_the j-man (Fanatic Champion)
Interpromotional Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Cactus
Shit In Yo' Mouth Tag Match - (Winning Team Gets to Take a Shit In the Losing Team's Mouth)
Spackle & NIN Horror
Interpromotional Match
Stare
I Wanna Be A Curtain-Jerker Celebrity Match
Peter Griffin
StarCrunch
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Post by Scream on May 22, 2006 19:45:27 GMT 1
Interpromotional Money in the Bank Ladder Match
"The Tiger" Aladdin v. Deacon Dolla Bill v. E2 v. Cactus v. Simz v. Amie
Shit In Yo' Mouth Tag Match - (Winning Team Gets to Take a Shit In the Losing Team's Mouth)
Spackle & NIN Horror v. Trent Acid & MVP-Don
Interpromotional Match
Stare v. ChadClassic
I Wanna Be A Curtain-Jerker Celebrity Match
JT Blade v. Peter Griffin
The Fizz v. StarCrunch
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Post by brockandsable on May 22, 2006 19:50:48 GMT 1
Thanks fellas.
I'll give this a little more time and write this up based on the voting results.... ;D
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Post by lockjaw on May 22, 2006 22:38:10 GMT 1
alright but make sure peter wins after laughing at Jt. Ha that'd be gold!
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Post by brockandsable on May 24, 2006 17:51:30 GMT 1
 In memory of Rory.Fantasia II: More Lewd, More Perverse, More Disgusting Than The First Search For Mo’ Money. LIVE! From the Pepsi Center in Denver, CO. We’ve got a full house tonight folks. Carmelo Anthony is here. That fat white girl that Kobe fucked is here. And ladies and gentlemen……The REAL Peter Griffin is here. He’s got a bucket of greasy tacos and a front row seat, ready for some action.
The Executioner and John McKay are our commentators for the evening.Match #1: Stare v. ChadClassic Stare’s music hits and he makes his way down to ringside, carrying a burning cross and accompanied by about 100 members of the local KuKluxKlan . Stare’s got the blackface paint on tonight. He’s ready for business. Chad’s music hits and he comes down to ringside with an army of Black Muslims sporting Dashikis and bean pies. Bell rings, but Stare refuses to touch Chad. Stare “You mean I really have to touch that nigger? I don’t want to get stained by all that blackness.” Irish whip off the rope, clothesline by ChadClassic. Kick to the face by Stare. Arm bar by Classic.[/color] Cut to the back where we find JT Blade tugging on a curtain. The match is going back and forth. Crowd is starting to chant “Boring!” Stare takes puts face paint in Chad’s eye, temporarily blinding him. But when the ref isn’t looking Stare gets hit in the mouth with a bean pie. The clan and the Black Muslims are fighting out at ringside, Stare’s lip is busted, and Chad turns into Mr. T.Mr. T busts Stare in the head with his fists, leaving ring print marks on Stare’s forehead. Stare is out cold. Mr. T makes the cover…1…..2……NO! Kick out by Stare. Mr. T then turns into…..THE MONKEY!! Stare is laughing his ass off.
Stare “I told you they were a bunch of monkies! AHAHAHAHA…..”The Monkey pulls a banana out of his ear and slaps Stare silly. Ref counts, 1………..2…………3, and that’s the game. After the match, the Monkey turns back into ChadClassic, the Klan runs away, and a couple of negro Muslims take the change that’s in Stare’s pocket.VotesChadClassic – 5 Stare -4 Cut to the back where we see Spackle downing a bottle of Jack Daniels. By the looks of things, he’s gonna need it.Match # 2: Trent Acid/MVP-Don v. Spackle/NIN Horror Trent and Mastadon come out first. Spackle comes out but NIN is nowhere to be found. Spackle looks around and seems a bit worried.
Spackle “Oh shit!’
Executioner “I’ll say”
Looks like it’s quickly turned into a handicap match. Trent and MVP quickly double team Spackle and hit him with a spike pile driver. Ref covers….1……..2…….3!! And that’s the game.
Votes
Trent/MVP-Don – 6
The Gay Pride Parade - 2
To everyone’s surprise, Spackle opens up wide and Trent and Mastadon drop their tights and squat. Mastadon takes a slow, fat shit. Looks like two chocolate bars with peanuts in them. Some people in the front row puke.Cut to the back where we see JT Blade tugging on a curtain.Trent decides to make it a double and lands two toiletbusters right on Spackle’s tonsils and forehead.
Spackle is now shitfaced. Trent and Don wipe up and throw the toilet paper in Spackle’s mouth.Cut to the back where we see NIN Horror watching the action on a monitor, laughing his ass off.Match # 3: Soul Reaper v. _the j-man; Title 4 Title The two men circle each other then lock up, Soul Reaper sends J-Man to the ropes and then runs in for the clothesline. However, he slips on a piece of shit that was on the canvas and breaks his neck. J-Man covers for three and that’s all.
Votes
_the j-man - 4
Soul Reaper - 3
Executioner “It seems as if Soul Reaper had something on the bottom of his shoe!”
J-Man celebrates on the turnbuckles with both titles. Fantasy P2PW has its first ever double champion and a mighty champion is he.
He calls for his pipe….
A servant brings a pipe full of weed.
He calls for his bowl.
A servant brings a bowl full of Special K.
He calls for his fiddlers three.
Rocky, Scream and SoL run down to the ring and the four athletes smoke and snort until their hearts fall out of their chests.Cut to the back where we see our six participants preparing for a historic Money In the Bank ladder match.Match # 4: Money In the Bank Ladder Match Amie hits the ring wearing nothing but a thong. Crowd is drooling. SIMZ hits the ring in style. Claudius is with him and he’s got a dead skunk around his neck. Cactus is next. He’s got the lovely Denise Richards on his arm. The Deacon Dolla Bill is next. He’s got the Kansas City Church Choir behind him and they are singing Bring In Da Sheeves. E2 comes out next, but as soon as Amie sees him, she pulls out a butcher knife from under the ring and chases Elijah to the back. Aladdin comes out to the loudest pop of the night and it looks as if this contests is down four contestants.Cut to the back where we see Trent taking a hit.Back to the ring: Deacon falls to his knees and prays to God. Suddenly, the sky opens up and a big, black hand comes down and flicks SIMZ away with his fingers. Then the Negroid hand squashes Cactus between its thumb and forefinger. Then turns to Aladdin, but he’s not going quietly. He pulls a magic lamp out of his pocket and rubs it thrice. Andre the Giant pops out and eats the hand.
Deacon “I rebuke thee, the devil!!!”
Andre then farts on the Deacon and he’s out cold. Aladdin then begins to climb the ladder toward the briefcase. Suddenly, E2 runs down the aisle with blood gushing from his back, head and chest. Just as Aladdin has the match won, E2 grabs the Tiger’s ankle and pulls him down. The match is still on.The folks watching this at home are finding this quite entertaining.Aladdin and E2 are going back and forth.
Aladdin (pointing to the sky) “Hey look over there!”
E2 “It’s a bird!”
Aladdin “It’s a plane!”
Aladdin/E2 “It’s…………..”“The fuck are you looking at, to be continued bitches……….. |
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Post by Stare on May 24, 2006 18:41:53 GMT 1
Enjoy it Chad, cause it's the only time it'll ever happen
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on May 24, 2006 19:42:51 GMT 1
Nice.
It's reminiscent of Adult Swim's Robot Chicken with the random cuts to the back during matches.
Crazy style.
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Post by lockjaw on May 24, 2006 23:56:53 GMT 1
Spackle "oh shit" ha! I just got done my first day of work so it was good to see some classic e2.
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Post by ChadClassic on Jun 11, 2006 17:46:46 GMT 1
Enjoy it Chad, cause it's the only time it'll ever happen Looks like I just untied that little not around my neck and put it around you. Where's Jim Bob & Mary-Ann-Sue when ya need 'em? |
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 27, 2006 17:24:58 GMT 1
TNT v. Blitz!
TNT wins by way of a no show. ;D
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Oct 27, 2006 19:27:29 GMT 1
Only to then be disqualified for No Pass No Play violations.
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