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Post by Gormy on Jul 16, 2004 22:00:42 GMT 1
*bounces on nation from top of ice cream van, squashing him into the mush and drowning him*
*pins his prone body*
1..2..3..new champ, me and the ickle one
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Post by Cactus on Jul 17, 2004 20:25:12 GMT 1
offers to exchange belt for chocolate and a back rub, gets belt and runs from waddling gormy
New champ = Cactus
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Post by Gormy on Jul 18, 2004 11:10:21 GMT 1
*shouts cactus and tells him mrs cactus is looking for him*
*as he runs back, sticks leg out and trips cactus over*
*pin cactus 1..2..3..*
new champ ME!
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Post by Cactus on Jul 18, 2004 16:37:24 GMT 1
*stands up, still cant see mrs cactus*
Still champ Grompy
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Post by Gormy on Jul 19, 2004 9:05:58 GMT 1
*struts her stuff round the ring*
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Post by McKenna on Aug 11, 2004 12:05:28 GMT 1
*realises no one has posted here for almost a month*
*sneaks off with the title coz no one cares any more*
New Champ after a long while
That will be me!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Gormy on Aug 17, 2004 9:18:35 GMT 1
*trips ukg up*
*catches belt as he falls to the floor, throwing the belt in the air, cartoon stylee*
new champ...............GM and mini GM
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Post by Cactus on Aug 20, 2004 17:42:57 GMT 1
looks sees gm did not pin UKG or make him tap, slaps UKG with Cactus speacial love hold ( look no hands  ) UKG taps new champ = cactus |
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Post by Steve on Aug 20, 2004 19:19:48 GMT 1
*Huge piano drops out of the sky and crushed Cactus*
Steve: Well, I'll be damned.
*stands on piano*
...A midget in a bikini runs in to make the count...
1...2...3...!
Steve = sexy awesome hott huge dong Champ
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Post by Gormy on Aug 23, 2004 11:08:12 GMT 1
*wafts smelly poo filled nappy under nation's nose*
*nation faints at the smell*
*pins nation...1...2...3*
new champ GM and mini GM
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Post by stocko on Aug 23, 2004 11:51:36 GMT 1
nation wasnt the champ ya daft bint! ;D
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Post by Gormy on Aug 24, 2004 9:54:11 GMT 1
He was when I last looked!!!! I had left it for ages before posting and must have forgotten to refresh it.....hahahahaha
anyhoo...on with the show
*cries all hormonally on Steve*
*as he hands me a tissue, slap him down with my new move..the 'yorkshire pudding'*
pins steve as he lays squashed on the floor..1..2..3.
new champ again..GM and mini GM
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Post by Scream on Aug 24, 2004 23:29:28 GMT 1
Brings spoon to ring and asks for a taste of Gormy's yorkshire pudding and then clotheslines Gormy to the mat. Pins GM. NEW CHAMP!!! WHOO HOO!
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Post by Stare on Aug 25, 2004 3:28:22 GMT 1
Stabs Soundscream in the eye with a popsicle stick and takes belt without pinning.
technically, Soundscream is still champ, but I have the belt in hiding. . .solve that puzzle
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Post by stocko on Aug 25, 2004 9:26:55 GMT 1
*checks stares ass*
i dunno where it is....still champ-whoever it was
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Post by McKenna on Aug 25, 2004 9:55:42 GMT 1
*walks in*
*takes belt*
That ll do it I think
Im the champ, NEXT!!!!!!!
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Post by Stare on Aug 25, 2004 15:40:32 GMT 1
Hit's UKG with a waffle iron, steals belt
And Soundscream is still the champ . . .
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Post by Scream on Aug 25, 2004 16:22:41 GMT 1
Puts eyepatch over eye after being blugented with popsicle stick. Makes new belt out of paper mache. Still champ SOUNDSCREAM.
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Post by Gormy on Aug 26, 2004 17:19:06 GMT 1
*pours water on new belt and watch it turn to mush*
*watch soundscream cry*
still champ soundscream!
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Post by Stare on Aug 26, 2004 17:41:26 GMT 1
Man, that's gotta be a Deathmatch record, Soundscream. You should be proud.
*shakes hand*
*smiles, spits in his face, and hits an RKO*
*pins Soundscream*
NEW CHAMP, and I already have the belt
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Post by Scream on Aug 26, 2004 20:16:56 GMT 1
Wipes spit off face and retaliates by giving a RKO to Floorstare. Then looks as Floorstare took paper mache belt. Still champ Soundscream.
AND DAMN PROUD OF IT!! WHAT? YEEAHHHA! OK!
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Post by Gormy on Aug 28, 2004 10:24:22 GMT 1
*kicks Soundscream in the balls...*
There, that should do it..
New champ GM
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Post by Scream on Aug 29, 2004 4:11:16 GMT 1
That's low, so low.
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Post by Gormy on Aug 29, 2004 9:04:32 GMT 1
Yep and I'm so damn proud of myself!!
Whatcha gonna do? Sue me?
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Post by Scream on Aug 29, 2004 17:31:35 GMT 1
Brings lawyer to ring and sues Gormy. Deathmatch title now vacant!!!
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