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Post by Cactus on Sept 8, 2004 20:18:39 GMT 1
Cactus picks up said title and now is the champ
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Post by Scream on Sept 8, 2004 23:14:24 GMT 1
Soundscream dressed as judge hits Cactus in nuts with gavel and pins him. New champ, Soundscream. Soundscream has engraver come to ring and engrave his name on belt.
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Post by spaz on Sept 9, 2004 6:08:56 GMT 1
spaz walks out from within darkness and from behind soundscream pokes him in the neck with a cattle prod
soundscream hits the ground crying as spaz raises his arms in victory
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Post by Scream on Sept 9, 2004 23:02:05 GMT 1
But forgets to pin Soundscream. Soundscream rolls out of ring in convulsions with belt.
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Post by spaz on Sept 10, 2004 2:48:09 GMT 1
spaz stands in the ring confused, 'theres a belt?'
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Post by Cactus on Sept 13, 2004 18:05:02 GMT 1
re-shocks soundscream with stolen from spaz cattle-prod, makes the pin, spaz counts 1.2.3
new champ = cactus
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Post by Scream on Sept 28, 2004 0:12:39 GMT 1
Freezes Cactus in Carbonite and shatters him with a sledgehammer. NEW DEATH MATCH CHAMPION....SOUNDSCREAM....and due to the violent nature of the match this thread is now officailly locked!!!! I AM GOING DOwn IN HISTORY AS THE DEATHMATCH CHAMPION. HAHAHHAHA.
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Post by Cactus on Sept 28, 2004 8:30:17 GMT 1
Cactus body cames back together like the dude in T2, cactus inserts smalll furry rodent up anus lights a fart and the resulting small furry rodent flies out of said anus knocking SS out.
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10
New champ by count out CACTUS
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Post by diddlysquat on Oct 5, 2004 5:00:07 GMT 1
While Cactus is knocking SS out, Diddly steals the belt and declares himself the new champ.
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Post by Scream on Oct 8, 2004 23:15:53 GMT 1
Soundscream stands up and knocks out Diddly with a Dictionary filled with bricks. New Champ, Soundscream.
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Post by Scream on Jan 5, 2005 22:57:25 GMT 1
Since I have been watching this thread in hopes of this day I would like to proclaim myself the official "Deathmatch Champion" Not only have I held this title the longest but I think it is in P2P's best interest to announce this declaration. I'd like to thank everyone who made this day what it is.
THIS THREAD IS LOCKED!
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Post by jessica on Jan 5, 2005 23:40:42 GMT 1
Wench sneaks up behind SOundscream and levels him with a chair shot to the head. She covers for a 1...2....3.
New Deathmatch Champion....Wench.
(Yes, I'm Jessica in the fed, but Wench everywhere else)
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Post by Scream on Jan 6, 2005 18:32:30 GMT 1
As Wench celebrates Soundscream pants her and school boys her for the cover 1, 2, 3!
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Post by jessica on Jan 6, 2005 19:42:29 GMT 1
Wench gets up all mad and all and low blows Soundscream. (Hey gotta hit a guy where it hurts.  ) Covers and pins for a 1..2..3. Wench grabs the title and hops a bus leaving the scene. |
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Post by Aladdin on Jan 6, 2005 20:05:53 GMT 1
Aladdin get a huge monster tuck and runs over the bus Wench is in.
Gets out and smacks Wench with a Sledge hammer and pins her for the three count.
Aladdin is the new champ. He gets a gun out of his tuck and shoots anyone in sight.
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Post by Scream on Jan 6, 2005 20:28:47 GMT 1
As the police come in and arrest psycho path Aladdin Soundscream kicks him while he is cuffed and pins him 1, 2, 3 and runs off
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Post by Aladdin on Jan 6, 2005 22:44:48 GMT 1
Aladdin bribes the police, so they let him go and let him use their helicopter to catch soundscream.
Aladdin catches up with Soundscream and lands on him with the helicopter. Soundscream is now trapped. Aladdin makes the pin... 1, 2, 3. He gets back in the helicopter and flys off to agrabah. Soundscream is now crippled and cannot walk again.
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Post by Scream on Jan 7, 2005 23:27:54 GMT 1
But Soundscream radios his good buddy who flies "AirWolf" (kick ass 80's tv show) Airwolf mowes down Aladdin sending him to his death. Soundscream pins the RIP Aladdin for the 1...2....3
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Post by Aladdin on Jan 8, 2005 0:09:33 GMT 1
Satan grants Aladdin his life back, as long as he can have a night with Jasmine. Aladdin's halo disappears. He than kicks Satan into a a lake of lava and steals his three horned spear thingy and kills Satan.
Now Aladdin has all the power in the world. He teleports to Soundscream and stabs him with the spear thing. Pins him for the 1...2...3.
Aladdin's now the champ. He creates a force field around him, so no-one can get near to him without permission, of course.
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Post by jessica on Jan 8, 2005 0:17:10 GMT 1
Wench flirts with Aladdin and he takes down his force field. Wench hits Aladdin in the head with his magic lamp and has the Genie count the 1..2..3.
Winner Wench
(Ok, now this is getting ridiculous.)
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Post by shinnstheory on Jan 8, 2005 0:24:49 GMT 1
Dangles Wench head first into a lake until she taps.
New Champ: Shinn's Theory
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Post by Cactus on Jan 8, 2005 10:00:23 GMT 1
his three horned spear thingy You mean a trident ? Cactus drops his pants and smiles at shinns, shinns taps right away new champ for "god knows the number" of times Cactus |
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Post by Aladdin on Jan 8, 2005 15:54:39 GMT 1
Aladdin gets his TRIDENT and pokes out Cactus' eyes. Aladdin kneels down and cactus trips over him. Aladin put his trident through cactus's shoulderd so he is stuck. Aladdin slaps Genie out of his trance that Wench put him in and he counts the 3.
Aladdin puts the forcefield up again.
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Post by Scream on Jan 8, 2005 17:11:46 GMT 1
Soundscream rolls Aladdin in "his force field" to a ring. He pops his forcefield with a pin and beats the hell out of Aladdin with a rubber chicken. Pins Aladdin 1...2....3 and then pins him again. Takes the lamp and snaps it in half. New Champ.
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Post by shinnstheory on Jan 8, 2005 19:15:52 GMT 1
Shinn's Theory looks at SoundScream. SoundScream begins to cry. He drops the title and runs off.
New Champion: Shinn's Theory
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