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Post by Essex on May 4, 2005 5:39:42 GMT 1
Look who's back in das house! And I plan on staying. And yes, I will be here and one other place but not the place you think. Place licks monkey balls.
So all hail Essex, who has returned once again and plans on entertaining the masses with sig wizardry.
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Post by soulreaper on May 4, 2005 5:42:41 GMT 1
Yeah Fuck TWH, I said it.... anyways welcome back. Dick... love my sig making goodness. LOVE IT NOW!!
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Post by Stare on May 4, 2005 5:47:09 GMT 1
Welcome back Yeah, TWH is shot to Hell, we all know this, but this thread is about the return of the almight Essex. But, try not to wrinkle his nuts too bad once you get done sucking them, Reaper  |
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Post by soulreaper on May 4, 2005 5:50:23 GMT 1
Hey first off, he sucked my dick... secondly... and you were cupping my balls while he did it.
So don't try to twist the story around here
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Post by Essex on May 4, 2005 5:50:56 GMT 1
You love me and you know it Stare.
And yeah, no words about TWH from me. People in charge will have my response to a couple e-mails soon enough.
Anyways, What up bitches? I want a bagel and cream cheese right away to commemorate my stay. And Shane has to do it. He knows all about the bagel and the cream cheese.
The creamy creamy cheese and the creamy cheesey cheese!
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Post by Stare on May 4, 2005 5:54:27 GMT 1
damn it!
It took me forever to get off my Squrrelly Wrath kick!
You had to remind me . . . Damn Squirrel!
And yes, Shane is still everyone's bitch
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Post by soulreaper on May 4, 2005 6:02:04 GMT 1
Foamy owns your soul and you know it. Just admit to your beastiality with squirrels because of it.
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Post by ShaneMontez on May 4, 2005 6:32:49 GMT 1
Damn it. I'm still the bitch.
So do you want something to drink with that?
Oh and welcome back.
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Post by Essex on May 4, 2005 6:58:17 GMT 1
Yes. Dark rum and coke.
Also, this sloganizer rules my face.
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Post by soulreaper on May 4, 2005 7:14:30 GMT 1
Its the "In" thing to do for the moment. You'll see I sport the Sherriff style one, for reasons I have yet to figure out.
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Post by ShaneMontez on May 4, 2005 8:35:13 GMT 1
*brings Essex his bagel and drink*
You sport the sherriff one because it reminds you of the wild nights with Stare playing cowboys and indians.
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Post by Cactus on May 4, 2005 13:00:53 GMT 1
Welcome back with open arms
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Post by Essex on May 4, 2005 21:11:15 GMT 1
You sport the sherriff one because it reminds you of the wild nights with Stare playing cowboys and indians. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Shane's still the funniest bastard around! |
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Post by Austin Tacious on May 4, 2005 21:53:58 GMT 1
damn this place is loading slowly... and who the hell is this Essex guy anyway? i know one thing - he can't make sigs for toffee.
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Post by Reaper on May 4, 2005 22:19:01 GMT 1
Yeah, the loading is a wee bit slow these days. Busy server and all.
I had a Mars bar yesterday for the first time in ages. I enjoyed it immensely.
We had good weather today. Then it rained and became not so good.
I need to buy a new mobile phone. Looking at it now, it's a wee bit outdated.
Oh, hi Essex. Almost forgot this was a thread about you....
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Post by PThaGangsta on May 4, 2005 22:39:41 GMT 1
Holly sighting!!!! Essex!!!! W00t!!!!
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Post by shinnstheory on May 4, 2005 22:45:15 GMT 1
Molly Holly Sighting?
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Post by PThaGangsta on May 4, 2005 22:48:04 GMT 1
use Carlito's accent
Talking to me?
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Post by brockandsable on May 5, 2005 0:09:13 GMT 1
Welcome back Essex, whoever the hell you are.
Are you a nigger or a crackha honkey?
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on May 5, 2005 0:31:01 GMT 1
Yo!!!! essex...how the fuck are ya?
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Post by PThaGangsta on May 5, 2005 3:57:29 GMT 1
Welcome back Essex, whoever the hell you are. Are you a nigger or a crackha honkey? He's the guy who puts the "S" on "sex"! Damn that line is great. |
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Post by Stare on May 5, 2005 3:59:37 GMT 1
Everybody can stop wetting themselves now. You're obviouly forgetting that you have someone as great as myself  |
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Post by soulreaper on May 5, 2005 4:20:53 GMT 1
Who are you again?... and what happened to Essex. He would surely scare you off, you filthy stranger. I don't talk to strangers
Unless you have candy.
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Post by Reaper on May 5, 2005 12:01:16 GMT 1
I'll take you to the candy shop, and let you lick the lollipop.
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Post by lhw on May 5, 2005 14:29:00 GMT 1
Welcome back, Assex. ;D
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