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Post by brockandsable on Nov 26, 2006 4:29:38 GMT 1
Reaper: "So I've noticed a lot of things on the board that seem to be going too far. If things continue to go this way, all chaos will break loose and we'll have ourselves another Avalon, and God knows we don't want that. So we're all on the same page, right?"
Stare: "I hear what you're saying, Candypants. My only beef is with E2. I mean, I can't stand that fucking nigger. He's been banned once before and I thought he would have learned his fucking lesson by now. But he just continues to prod and prod and break all the fucking rules. I hate that monkey."
Reaper: "Leave E2 to me, let me worry about him. We'll keep a close watch on the nigger's every move. Another thing that I want to say that I encourage you to not return his PM's and avoid contact with him outside the e-fed related stuff. That goes for you too, Aladdin. Now that he's been given Mod powers in TNT, we need to watch for when he'll slip so I can fire his ass. You got it?"
Aladdin: "Muhammad, jihad."
Reaper: "One thing I'd like to commend you boys on is your work ethic. You're doing a damn good job and I want you to know that. I saw the other day how Keith Williams and E2 were making fun Stare quitting in the Blitz! thread. It was an unappropriate conversation in the wrong thread and I'm glad Stare stepped in and singled out E2 only and gave him a warning for it. Good job. Just E2, not Keith. Just E2. Got it?"
Aladdin: "Muhammad Jihad."
Reaper: "Micko, you've been rather quiet. Do you have anything to say regarding this matter?"
Micko: "I ain't got no say in dis. Fuck, I don't even know why ya keep me on as a mod. I don't write any shows, I don't write matches; fuck, I don't even promo or role play anymore."
Reaper: "I just like seeing your name in white, fat boy. If I demote you like Rocky, then that nigger will flap his big nigger lips and bitch about not being a Global Moderator. Shit, if the Big Black Killing Machine gets going on that, he won't shut up about it for weeks on end. And GOD KNOWS we don't want that. But if you ever mention that again, I'll ban you on the spot, tubby."
Stare: "I'm suprised the monkey didn't go on about _the j-man quitting on us--"
Micko: "Irony at its finest, mate."
Stare: "I don't think we need to go there. And besides, it's Elijah we're bad mouthing here, not me. Okay?"
Aladdin: "Derka, derka, sherpa."
Stare: "And while I've got you with your mouth open, Aladdin, I want you to be extra tough on E2 in the TNT threads. Whenever he crosses the line or goes out of character, come down on him hard. I own you boy, and I can demote you in a heartbeat. Got it?"
Aladdin: "Muhammad Jihad."
Stare: "...fucking sandnigger. Don't think for a second that you have any real power around here. I was here before you and I'm sure I'll be here after you. When you were sucking your mommy's breast, I was burning crosses in the field. I own you. You do what I say. Cut communications with E2 down drastically."
Micko: "Mate, he's bound to figure all this out and do one of those fucking threads about the matter."
Reaper: "Fuck him."
Stare: "Fuck him."
Aladdin: "Fuck him."
Micko: "Got it, mate."
;D
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Post by Reaper on Nov 26, 2006 4:36:09 GMT 1
Everybody knows thats bullshit.... we bad mouth Stare 5 times harder than we do you, you silly nigger. Besides, whats the point of having a whipping boy on staff if we don't make him seem inferior.
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Post by The Great JT on Nov 26, 2006 5:40:03 GMT 1
Ha ha ha, that's good. That's one of the few FUNNY posts E2's made this year.
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Post by stocko on Nov 26, 2006 13:15:15 GMT 1
QUALITY
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Post by Aladdin on Nov 26, 2006 13:22:05 GMT 1
That was fucking hilarious. Your best post.
But Reaper is right, we bad mouth Stare a lot more. It goes like this:
Aladdin: Stare swallows
Reaper: Stare is a queen
Micko: Stare sucks off Reaper, son.
Stare: I swallow.
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Post by Cactus on Nov 26, 2006 14:29:19 GMT 1
its true, i had a day where i had access to the staff room an all they did was blast stare . . . . in the ass
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 26, 2006 22:10:41 GMT 1
Reaper: "Okay now that the sandnigger and Micko have left the room, we can talk about some real issues. I don't trust those fucking Europeans, so this is solely between you and I. Quite frankly, when Rocky handed this board to me, one of my goals was to slowly weed out the English posters. I hate those fucks."
Stare: "Yeah, I know what you mean. They think there all proper and posh. Fucking Brits. If I ever met Micko in person, I'd pour some pepper in his eye, that dirty bastard."
Reaper: "That's what I like about you, Jacob: Your ability to act friendly when they are in the room, but then switch faces when they leave. You are a true, red blooded, American."
Stare: "Thanks, Candypants."
Reaper: "Now onto business. One of the funniest things on this board is Soundscream posting racist pictures. The ones that have me on the floor rolling are the drawings aimed at E2 showing a thick-lipped nigger chasing a chicken wing or a slice of watermelon. What fucks me up even more is E2 encourages the shit by posting pics of big black gorilla woman saying "Get a leg up!"
Stare: "That shit fucks me up."
Reaper: "Hey it could be worse. Remember last year when he kept posting that pic of you with the black tar on your face. He just went on and on and on and on and on about it."
Stare: "Then he graduated from that and stared posting the pic of the man with the pink lips and the yellow hat. God, I was so sick of that fucking picture."
Reaper: "One thing about that nigger is he certainly knows how to run a joke into the fucking ground."
Stare: "Amen. But I think Soundscream will learn him a thing or three. He seems to have picked up on the picture posting act that E2 started, only his pics are 10 times more funnier. I loved the one with the Black lego people in the cottonfield and the one white lego was holding a whip. MAWHAWHAWHAW!!!!!"
Reaper: "Those two are killing me, man. One day it's a niggerlipped blackface in a yellow construction hat, and the next day is a nigger running after some watermelon seeds. It's great."
Stare: "It's too funny sometimes."
Reaper: "HA! That's what I like about you, you racist son of a bitch. So what are you wearing?"
Stare: "Right now?"
Reaper: "Yeah."
Stare: "I've got my tighty whiteys on. And a pair of socks."
Reaper: "The Scooby-Doo socks?"
Stare: "Yep."
Reaper: "Word?"
Stare: "Word."
Reaper: "I got a bra on."
Stare: "Really? What color?"
Reaper: "Nigger."
Stare: "BAWHAWHAWHAW!!!!"
;D ;D
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Post by stocko on Nov 26, 2006 23:09:23 GMT 1
thats even better! ;D
fucking hysterical
"what colour?"
"nigger"
hahahahaha
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Post by Your Morality Enforcer on Nov 27, 2006 0:14:06 GMT 1
E2 should write stand-up. And promptly get arrested due to the amount of racist material in it
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Post by Reaper on Nov 27, 2006 2:17:30 GMT 1
It doesn't count because he's black. Racism is only seen as racist if a white guy says it. I thought you people would have learned this already.
Thats why the black comedians and people like Carlos Mencia never get raped by the media.
I for one am pushing for more: nigger, spic, gook, WOP, slopehead, chink, wetback, Micko related comedy being allowed for everybodies use without the "racist" banner being stapled to their genitals.
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Post by stocko on Nov 27, 2006 6:41:27 GMT 1
oi reaper dont forget "paki" too
the people over there dont like being left out, they will bomb the shit out of your trucker caps if you do
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 28, 2006 16:30:06 GMT 1
Aladdin: "So lately I've been hearing that Reaper and Stare are quite the item. I further proved that theory when I was able to hack Stare's account and intercept some of his PM's to Reaper. And belive you me, I was disturbed by what I read. Not suprised, but disturbed."
Micko: "That's fuckin hysterical, mate!"
Aladdin: "Stare revealed to Reaper that he regularly sleeps with pink panties on; and he also sniffs his lucky pair of Scooby-Doo socks every night before bedtime."
Micko: "Hahaha, that's fuckin hysterical, mate!"
Aladdin: "The most disturbing thing of all, Micko, was the shrine Stare constructed in his garage. I read that he molded a clay replica of the real-life Soul Reaper, covered in risque undergarments and jewelry. And currently he's hand-molding the penis. He is taking his extra time on that since he said, quote, 'I must use my imagination and make this thing bigger because the real life thing is so fucking little'. "
Micko: "That's fuckin hysterical, mate!"
Aladdin: "Uhh, yeah, Micko. It was, but now it's just downright sociopath."
Micko: "That's fuckin hysterical!"
Aladdin: "Um, little boy blue lost his shoe and didn't know where to find it?"
Micko: "That's fuckin hysterical!"
Aladdin: "Hickory-dickory, dock?"
Micko: "That's fuckin hysterical!"
Aladdin: "I own you and your family on a regular, pussy."
Micko: "HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Aladdin: "And your face is ugly."
Micko: "That's fucking hysterical."
Reaper: "Hey! What the hell is going on in here? Why the fuck are you two whoring the goddamn staff room?"
Stare: "More importantly, why are you two foreigners in here when neither I or the Boss are in here--you know that's strickly forbidden. For all I know, it could be a fucking terrorist plot!"
Aladdin: "We were simply talking abo---"
Reaper: "Can it, sandman, we've heard enough about Muhammad Jihad this year. Right now there are three important issues I'd like to address to you members of the staff. Now, first off, you're doing a good a job as Mods, save for you Micko, you don't really do anything anymore except for laugh out loud at things that aren't even funny aymore."
Micko: "That's fucking hysterical!"
Reaper: "As you all know, I tried my damndest to make P2P a major force in the Internet message board economy. I've even rigged it to read "20 Guest" at most points of the day, even when no one is logged on. It's not there are really twenty lonely souls out there reading this monkeywaste, it's just that I have to save my own face and make it seem as if people really care about this place. Second of all, it's been brought to my attention via PM, that some posters are offended by my repeated use of the word 'nigger' openly. So I will take it upon myself to cut back, but I have to use this time to vent here in the staff room and vent my profound, racist, bigoted tendencies. So here goes: "Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger!"
Aladdin: "Oh, shit!"
Reaper: "There, I've said it. Nigger. That wasn't so bad. And now as many of you noticed, ChadClassic has been seen here and there. Word is that after three months he was able to make bail and is now free to walk the streets and post on the Internet. You know what this means, right? Now we've got two big-mouthed, fried chicken-loving junglebunnies lurking the board. It's bad enough to deal with E2 and his puffed-up niggerlips, but now we've got that tarboy, Chad to deal with again. That sneaky raccoon is bound to start with either JT or E2 sooner or later, so keep an eye out. In the mean time, get a leg up. We all clear? What's the secret password, fellas?"
Stare: "Niggerlips."
Aladdin: "Niggerlips."
Micko: "Niggerlips."
Reaper: "Good boys."
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Post by stocko on Nov 28, 2006 16:40:41 GMT 1
Hahaha, that's fuckin hysterical, mate!
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Nov 29, 2006 2:02:43 GMT 1
Dude, where do you come up with this shit??
Hoo-hookh ALALALALALALALA!!!
Muhammad Jihad.
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Post by Cactus on Nov 29, 2006 2:22:03 GMT 1
thought you were a gook, not a terroist
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Nov 29, 2006 2:44:16 GMT 1
No...not a gook.
Shanghai Hong Kong Egg Foo Yong....Fortune Cookie Always WRONG!!!
WAA-TAAAAAAH BITCHES!!
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Post by juncojunky on Nov 29, 2006 3:55:31 GMT 1
lol, that's pretty damn good... you need to put that shit in the fucking show (even though it would have no relevance what so ever..)
Good Show! Good Show!
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Post by The Great JT on Nov 29, 2006 5:40:25 GMT 1
And to think, Stare thought he was getting that "prostate exam" from Spackle...
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Post by Reaper on Nov 29, 2006 5:50:54 GMT 1
Well he forgot that it stopped being a prostate exam when the "doctor" had both hands on your shoulders.
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Post by The Great JT on Nov 29, 2006 6:15:31 GMT 1
Hey, I don't see that doctor.
I see Dr. Stripper. She performs at Thee Dollhouse.
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Post by Reaper on Nov 29, 2006 7:06:07 GMT 1
"she" also has an 11" inch dick and fucks donkies for live audiences of 10 or more.
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Post by Aladdin on Nov 29, 2006 14:01:42 GMT 1
This thread owns.
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Post by Cactus on Nov 29, 2006 15:27:23 GMT 1
"she" also has an 11" inch dick and fucks donkies for live audiences of 10 or more. under 10 and she fucks JT
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 29, 2006 16:15:21 GMT 1
Stare's Right Face: "You know, sometimes that E2 fella can be a pretty damn good guy. He works hard, he keeps the board active, and he generally gets involved."
Stare's Left Face: "What are you talking about? E2's a black. That automatically disqualifies him from being a good person!"
Stare's Right Face: "Naw, naw, you've got it all wrong. E2 and Aladdin are two of the hardest workers P2PW has seen in a long time. Ever since----"
Stare's Left Face: "Well Aladdin is brown, not black. So I tend to take it a little easier on him. But he's only a couple of shades away from niggerdom."
Stare's Right Face: "You can't judge a man because of the color of his skin, his nation of origin, or his original creed."
Stare's Left Face: "Of course you can, homo. And besides, I'm not juding any 'man'; I'm judging those filthy niggers."
Aladdin: "What the hell?"
Stare: "Oh, hi Al. How are things on your end today?"
Aladdin: "Brown and hairy, as usual, Stare. Why are you talking to yourself?"
Reaper: "This is all my fault, Aladdin. I knew this would happen sooner or later, but I was hoping that you wouldn't be in here to see it."
Aladdin: "What the fuck are you talking about, Chris?"
Reaper: "Well, you've been a Global Moderator for almost a full year now and it's time you know the truth that only I and Shinn's Theory know about. The reason that Stare comes off as such a hypocrite sometimes is because he has two faces: A right face and a left as you have discovered for yourself."
Micko: "That's fuckin' hysterical, mate!"
Reaper: "The right-faced Stare is a down-to-earth, lovable, huggable kind of guy. He works hard, he's kind to his fellow poster, and he's a human being. The left-faced Stare contradicts everything the other one does. When they become active at the same time, the two-faced, hypocritical mental case is exposed. Now the medicine seems to be wearing off, so things may get a little gooky in here."
Stare: "Hey, how about a game of Word Association, fellas?"
Reaper: "Uh, I think hear StarCrunch calling. I've got to go." *click*
Aladdin: "We've got KFC on the table, yay! I'm out of here!" *click*
Micko: *click*
Stare: "Ah, you guys are no fun. Fine, I'll just play with myself. First word is...........P2P."
Stare: "Shithole."
Stare: "Soundscream."
Stare: "Rabbi."
Stare: "Hercules."
Stare: "Jail time."
Stare: "E2."
Stare: "Nigger."
Stare: "BAWHAWHAWHAW!!!!"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by stocko on Nov 29, 2006 18:00:30 GMT 1
niggerdom! hahahahahahahahaha ;D
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