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Post by Reaper on Aug 14, 2005 2:39:07 GMT 1
You can stomach his constant, repetitive and annoying digs at Edge and Lita.
You know you need a girlfriend when...
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Post by The Great JT on Aug 14, 2005 3:00:19 GMT 1
you masturbate to sexy women.
You know you're gay when...
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Post by Reaper on Aug 14, 2005 3:01:39 GMT 1
You masturbate to sexy men.
You know you're about to die when...
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Post by The Great JT on Aug 14, 2005 3:04:37 GMT 1
your life flashes before your eyes.
You know it's time to move when...
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Post by Reaper on Aug 14, 2005 3:06:30 GMT 1
The girl you're obsessed with puts an injunction out against you.
You know you have a sexually transmitted disease when...
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Post by The Great JT on Aug 14, 2005 3:07:40 GMT 1
your balls itch uncontrollably.
You know that you're loved when...
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Post by ChadClassic on Aug 14, 2005 3:11:26 GMT 1
The girl who loves you is caught in your bushes and arrested.
You know you appreciate the things Vince has done for wrestling when...
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Post by The Great JT on Aug 14, 2005 3:19:58 GMT 1
you shoot him because his contributions hurt more than help.
You know you're a redneck when...
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Post by ChadClassic on Aug 14, 2005 4:20:52 GMT 1
You start quoting Jeff Foxworthy lines.
You know your Canadian when...
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Post by lockjaw on Aug 14, 2005 4:40:43 GMT 1
you say eh and drink tim hortons coffee.
you know your in jail when...
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Post by ChadClassic on Aug 14, 2005 4:58:15 GMT 1
A guy named "Buck" snatches you but the butt and does you from behind.
You know your British when...
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Post by Reaper on Aug 14, 2005 13:11:48 GMT 1
You look, talk, walk and smell as good as Rocky.
You know you're waaaaay too fat when...
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Post by The Great JT on Aug 14, 2005 14:41:56 GMT 1
you sit around the house and can't get up.
You know you're stupid when...uh....uhhhhhhh... ;D
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Post by lockjaw on Aug 14, 2005 15:26:03 GMT 1
you make eugene look like albert einstein
you know your back in the 1980's wwf shows when...
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Post by The Great JT on Aug 14, 2005 15:44:39 GMT 1
Hulk Hogan is proclaimed "Rookie Of The Year".
You know that you're in the 1970s when...
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Post by ChadClassic on Aug 14, 2005 17:11:08 GMT 1
Your still masturbating to Ron Jeremy.
You know your a Jew when...
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Aug 14, 2005 20:00:21 GMT 1
The only manual labor you’ve ever done is build the pyramids.
You know you’re not the chosen people when…
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Post by The Great JT on Aug 14, 2005 23:27:51 GMT 1
You are baptised in a church.
You know you're NINegro Mano Jr.'s brain when...
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Aug 14, 2005 23:53:07 GMT 1
You're as big and sexy as NINegro Mano Jr. himself. You know you've been stranded on the wrong uncharted island when...
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Post by The Great JT on Aug 15, 2005 0:44:05 GMT 1
you send a message in a bottle that reads "send a ship" and you get a ship-inna-bottle in return.
You know you're God when
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Post by ChadClassic on Aug 16, 2005 1:28:02 GMT 1
You can take a piss and it rains all over Earth.
You know your catchphrase is "Here is your sign" when...
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Post by The Great JT on Aug 16, 2005 3:04:42 GMT 1
you are a stop sign.
You know you are in a paradox when...
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Post by ChadClassic on Aug 16, 2005 2:35:00 GMT 1
You can't get out.
You know your a Jeff Foxworthy Fan when...
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Post by lockjaw on Aug 16, 2005 15:25:12 GMT 1
you quote him.
you know denis leary is funny when...
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Aug 16, 2005 22:01:39 GMT 1
You have low standards.
You know it's time to assassinate the president when...
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