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Post by The Great JT on Aug 16, 2005 23:20:47 GMT 1
he declares war on Japan.
You know you're a hippie when...
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Post by Simz on Aug 17, 2005 16:21:38 GMT 1
when you start fucking a tree!
You know you are Whelsh when....
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Aug 17, 2005 22:58:24 GMT 1
You your country is nothing more than England Jr.
You know the Dutch should be put in internment camps when...
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Post by _the j-man on Aug 19, 2005 1:00:25 GMT 1
You your country is nothing more than England Jr. You know the Dutch should be put in internment camps when... someone gives a shit about a Dutch person. You Know Your An Uncle Tom When...
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Aug 19, 2005 5:33:46 GMT 1
... you own a cabin? You know you should read more books when...
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Post by lockjaw on Aug 19, 2005 9:42:40 GMT 1
the only book you read was the cat in the hat.
you know your stressed out when
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Post by _the j-man on Aug 20, 2005 1:05:38 GMT 1
your freaking out that a person cut you off on the road. Seriously, does 3 seconds mean that much to a person?
You Know Your An Asshole When...
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Post by The Great JT on Aug 20, 2005 3:54:56 GMT 1
You shoot shit out of your mouth and you can see a donkey's tail.
You know you're dumber than dirt when...
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Post by lockjaw on Aug 20, 2005 19:30:30 GMT 1
your names JTBlade
you know your just playin when
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Post by The Great JT on Aug 21, 2005 1:46:07 GMT 1
you say "you're JT Blade" and J.T. kicks the shit out of you.
You know you're a demon when...
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Post by lockjaw on Sept 12, 2005 19:58:44 GMT 1
That last hit makes you see shit.
You know your in Simz body when...
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Post by Simz on Sept 12, 2005 20:04:56 GMT 1
people start to bow down to you, and your dick is HUGE!
You know you are fat when....
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Post by brockandsable on Sept 12, 2005 21:13:47 GMT 1
when you sweat, you smell like bacon.
...or you would kill your wife for a Klondike bar.
....or you bleed chocolate milk.
You know you know when...
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Post by The Great JT on Sept 12, 2005 22:41:15 GMT 1
you think you know you know you know.
You know you're a Final Fantasy fanatic when...
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Post by brockandsable on Sept 19, 2005 14:16:07 GMT 1
...you have dreams about getting to the next save point.
You know you're girl is hooked on you when....
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Post by The Great JT on Sept 19, 2005 14:16:44 GMT 1
She calls you 15 times a day.
You know you're a redneck when...
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Post by brockandsable on Sept 19, 2005 14:19:18 GMT 1
...when your neck is red.
You know you're rich when...
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Post by The Great JT on Sept 19, 2005 15:12:09 GMT 1
you have butlers fight to the death.
You know you're a freak when...
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Post by brockandsable on Sept 19, 2005 20:04:22 GMT 1
..you lick your girls ass.
You know you need rehab when....
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Sept 19, 2005 22:24:53 GMT 1
The folks' kick you outta the house.
You know you need to write better lyrics when...
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Post by lockjaw on Sept 21, 2005 17:29:48 GMT 1
you make a song sound as bad as hammer time...
you know you just been punk'd when...
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Post by The Great JT on Sept 21, 2005 17:33:25 GMT 1
Ashton Koucher shows up.
You know you should be scared when...
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Post by brockandsable on Sept 21, 2005 17:40:03 GMT 1
...when JT Blade takes his hat off.
You know you're an owner when....
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Post by lockjaw on Sept 22, 2005 17:59:55 GMT 1
You get to say...Jt your Fired!
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Post by Gormy on Sept 22, 2005 18:42:26 GMT 1
You know you've forgotten something when........
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