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Post by brockandsable on Jun 8, 2005 0:50:36 GMT 1
I thought this might make a fun chain game. A bit lame, but hey, I am trying.
I'll start the phrase and then it's up to the next poster to finish.
Por exemplo:
E-2: You know you're an alcoholic when....
Shinns: You find yourself drinking in the shower. You know you're a loser when...
and so on.
Got it? Let's give it a go.
You know you're about to break up when....
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Post by soulreaper on Jun 8, 2005 1:12:15 GMT 1
When your girl (or sister in southern states) has 3 Fresh tattoos that read "Jose, Phong, and Suzie" on her shoulder blades.
You know you're broke when...
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Jun 8, 2005 1:30:12 GMT 1
You try to make coins out of the wallet lint in your pocket.
You know you're a complete asshole when....
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Post by soulreaper on Jun 8, 2005 1:40:45 GMT 1
You watch your whole family go up in a blazing house fire... and just laugh about it.
You know you're just plain stupid when
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Jun 8, 2005 1:50:17 GMT 1
When you stand in front of the bathroom for 5 minutes at a store and ask an employee "is that the bathroom'?
You know you're rich when...
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 8, 2005 2:46:42 GMT 1
When you roll out of bed with some hoes, smoke some fat blunts, do absolutely jack shit all day, and still have a bankroll.
You know you're in deep shit when....
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Post by LK on Jun 8, 2005 2:52:29 GMT 1
your swimming in shit.
You know when your gay when......
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Post by soulreaper on Jun 8, 2005 2:53:54 GMT 1
When you roll out of bed with some hoes, smoke some fat blunts, then notice your wife/girlfriend just stopped by and is standing in the doorway.
You know your in charge when....
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 8, 2005 3:02:00 GMT 1
You fart out loud and no one says shit to you.
You know you fucked up when.....
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Post by soulreaper on Jun 8, 2005 3:13:15 GMT 1
You wake up and the first thing you hear is "You have the right to remain Silent"
You know you just got rejected when
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 8, 2005 3:17:46 GMT 1
you realize she's looking past you at that other guy.
You know you're about to get laid when....
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Post by soulreaper on Jun 8, 2005 3:19:32 GMT 1
You go to unbutton your shirt to make you seem more attractive and suave.. only to realize that she's already naked.
You know you about to beaten when....
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 8, 2005 3:25:16 GMT 1
your punching your opponent with your face too much.
you know you're about to do some slimy shit when.....
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Post by soulreaper on Jun 8, 2005 3:26:17 GMT 1
You have to brush the flies and cobwebs away from the skank.... oh you probably meant something else.. oh well
You know its time to move when...
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 8, 2005 3:29:37 GMT 1
every time you walk to the bathroom at night you step on a rat.
you know you're about to eat bad food when.....
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Post by soulreaper on Jun 8, 2005 3:32:20 GMT 1
Your waitress comes to the table picking her nose and your "water" looks a little too green
You know its a good party when...
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 8, 2005 3:39:37 GMT 1
when you throw up on the floor.
You know your too drunk when......
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Post by soulreaper on Jun 8, 2005 3:42:46 GMT 1
When you have to close one eye to figure out which one of the 8 buddies you see is the real one
You know you went to the wrong party when....
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Post by Stare on Jun 8, 2005 4:04:39 GMT 1
you are offered Vaseline upon arrival.
You know you spend too much time on the internet when . . .
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Post by lockjaw on Jun 8, 2005 4:44:29 GMT 1
When you post as often as me.
you know your wasted when...
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Post by Stare on Jun 8, 2005 5:30:43 GMT 1
you have a hard time choosing between the hot chick at the party or that tree that is sort of shaped like a human that keeps coming on to you
You know you're a bad poster when
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 8, 2005 14:38:31 GMT 1
you start silly chain games in hopes livening up the board.
You know you need a haircut when....
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Post by Cactus on Jun 8, 2005 16:04:24 GMT 1
you are wiping your ass with you ponytail and you dont know it
You know your dead when . . .
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Post by LK on Jun 8, 2005 20:48:46 GMT 1
You wake up and the devil is sticking a pineapple up you ass.
You know you're fat when....
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Post by Aladdin on Jun 8, 2005 21:10:39 GMT 1
when you eatin' food from the floor.
You know you're high...
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