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Post by brockandsable on Jun 14, 2005 22:45:57 GMT 1
.....Cactus or Shinns are at the table.
You know something good is about to happen when.....
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Post by LK on Jun 14, 2005 23:02:18 GMT 1
You find a four-leaf clover.
You know your gonna be in a fight when...
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Jun 14, 2005 23:02:49 GMT 1
You smudge a drunk guy's Pumas.
You know your girl's cheatin' when....
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Post by LK on Jun 14, 2005 23:04:44 GMT 1
You see underwear on the bed that aren't yours.
You know you have a sexy girlfriend when....
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 14, 2005 23:48:50 GMT 1
...when you get headsprung just looking at her.
You know your girl is into threesomes when.....
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Post by Cactus on Jun 15, 2005 19:03:39 GMT 1
When you get home and she says my sister is here and I cant find the camp bed so the three of us will have to share but is summer so no PJS allowed You know your blessed when You know you're fucked in poker when... .....Cactus or Shinns are at the table. E2 rules for that answer, if you dont belive me ask shinns
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Jun 15, 2005 23:03:05 GMT 1
When you can live somfortably.
You know your about to die when...
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 15, 2005 23:14:04 GMT 1
...you develop pink and red patches on your nuts and your hair begins to fall out in the back.
You know you eat too much when....
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Post by soulreaper on Jun 16, 2005 0:12:17 GMT 1
you see a live spider fall into a jar of grape jelly.... but you eat it anyways
You know a crash is coming when....
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Post by Nation on Jun 16, 2005 10:47:14 GMT 1
^ the psycho next to you grabs hold of the steering wheel while you're on the motorway saying "but KFC is this way!"
you know you're completely fucked when...
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Post by Cactus on Jun 16, 2005 12:25:18 GMT 1
its natin who is grabbing the wheel say KFC is over this way
you know its time to ditch your partner ( girlfriend / boyfriend / sheep ( rocky/spaz )
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Post by Nation on Jun 16, 2005 16:11:56 GMT 1
they start putting holes in your condoms
you know its time for a change when....
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Post by Cactus on Jun 16, 2005 16:45:53 GMT 1
you are cruising through life without thinking about what you are doing
You know you need a new job when. .
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Post by Nation on Jun 16, 2005 17:34:03 GMT 1
the old one tells you to fuck off.
you know you're watching the best ppv in years when...
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Post by Cactus on Jun 16, 2005 19:37:44 GMT 1
you piss yourself because going to the toilet means you may miss a good bit
you know you are amongst friends when
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 16, 2005 20:04:49 GMT 1
...you fart out loud and no one says shit to you.
You know you're about to spend a lot of money on her when....
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Post by Cactus on Jun 17, 2005 12:43:18 GMT 1
you think damm she will look fine in this underwear, she just needs some diamonds to finish it off
You know your celibate when
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Post by shinnstheory on Jun 17, 2005 23:22:43 GMT 1
...you actually believe sex before marriage is a sin.
You know it's time to buy a new bed when...
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Post by soulreaper on Jun 17, 2005 23:45:10 GMT 1
you break the last one you're on after some "play time" with the woman... experience talking. Think I'm lying ask.
you know you're a softy when...
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Post by -JeNiFeR- on Jun 18, 2005 0:14:35 GMT 1
u like going to the disney store with your other half.
hehe yeah we broke that bed didnt we.. hehe..
you know your due for a new car when....
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Jun 18, 2005 1:49:23 GMT 1
The engine jumps out from under the hood and runs off.
You know you're gangsta when...
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Post by soulreaper on Jun 18, 2005 1:59:29 GMT 1
you find yourself full of bullet holes and minus your shoes.
You know you're in the wrong hood when...
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 18, 2005 2:43:39 GMT 1
....white people offer crack.
You know your about to get high when...
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Post by Scream on Jun 18, 2005 14:35:41 GMT 1
little green men tell you you're the choosen onE
YOU KNOW YOU'RE PISSED AT YOUR CUSTOM TITLE WHEN....
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Post by shinnstheory on Jun 18, 2005 15:58:59 GMT 1
...your custom title reads MRS REAPER.
You know you've been made when...
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