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Post by brockandsable on Jun 8, 2005 21:27:57 GMT 1
You think the neighborhood fatty looks as good as J-Lo.
You know you're just a down low dirty dawg when......
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Post by Cactus on Jun 8, 2005 22:09:53 GMT 1
you wake up in the morning not knowing the one eyed girls name whose bed you are in and you dont care.
You know your cool when . .
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Jun 8, 2005 22:42:28 GMT 1
When you got the latest thing before it came out.
You know you gotta take a shit when....
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 8, 2005 23:02:43 GMT 1
you feel the fluid leakin' out your butt.
You know you're being gossiped about when....
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Post by LK on Jun 8, 2005 23:45:10 GMT 1
when people point at your crotch and laugh at you.
You know you're drunk when...
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Post by lockjaw on Jun 8, 2005 23:46:10 GMT 1
when your girlfriend brakes up with you and tells you.
you know you are the best wrestler in this e-fed when...
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Post by LK on Jun 8, 2005 23:47:25 GMT 1
you have every title.
You know you're injured when....
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Post by Nation on Jun 9, 2005 1:39:13 GMT 1
you see your leg in a position you've never seen before
you know you've caught something when...
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 9, 2005 5:10:45 GMT 1
your balls itch uncontrollably and your hair begins to fall out in the back.
You know you're a whore when....
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Post by soulreaper on Jun 9, 2005 5:19:53 GMT 1
You start to think that even Floorstare would be a good lay.
You know you're lazy when...
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 9, 2005 5:23:59 GMT 1
you fall asleep in the shower.
You know you're about to get a raise when.....
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Post by soulreaper on Jun 9, 2005 5:27:28 GMT 1
you catch your boss and his secretary on the copy machine in a "compromising position" and you threaten to tell his wife.
You know you suck when...
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 9, 2005 5:30:26 GMT 1
you fall asleep in the middle of the night while drinking in the shower.
You know you're a true rogue when....
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Post by Cactus on Jun 9, 2005 18:21:04 GMT 1
you can convice the entire set of the dallas cowbiys cheerleaders to join you in the showers.
You know your about to be fired when . .
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Post by LK on Jun 9, 2005 21:45:05 GMT 1
Your fucking the bosses daughter on tape and sell it to people.
You know you're the best when...
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 9, 2005 22:11:23 GMT 1
You're name appears in red on the P2P Internet message board.
You know a chain game is getting old when....
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Jun 9, 2005 22:32:37 GMT 1
When the same 4 people are replying to it....and no one else bothers to look....
You know your on a bad date when....
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 9, 2005 22:55:50 GMT 1
.....she keeps her legs closed and keeps checking her watch.
You know you're on a good date when....
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Post by Cactus on Jun 9, 2005 23:36:50 GMT 1
she drops to her knees under the table and takes a mouth ful before you have even ordered drinks an asked for the menu
You know your at avalon when
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Post by LK on Jun 10, 2005 1:09:39 GMT 1
there's nothing to do.
You know your at p2p when.......
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 10, 2005 18:02:42 GMT 1
...there's nothing to do.
You know you're going to lose a P2PW match when....
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Post by Aladdin on Jun 10, 2005 18:36:25 GMT 1
you don't promo.
You know you're a pimp when...
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Post by LK on Jun 10, 2005 21:19:17 GMT 1
you have gold teeth.
You know Avalon sucks ass when...
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 10, 2005 22:55:50 GMT 1
when everyone pretty much agrees that Biggs Avalon sucks ass.
You know you're falling in love (or lust) when.....
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Jun 11, 2005 1:51:29 GMT 1
You get infatuated almost to the point of obsession.
You know you're a fat motherfucker when....
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