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Post by stocko on Jul 29, 2004 8:27:46 GMT 1
and for y'all that dont know, you cannot get tv email on analogue!
which is a blessing because it is shit and never works!
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Post by Nation on Aug 1, 2004 14:05:19 GMT 1
analogue sucks balls.
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Post by stocko on Aug 2, 2004 12:25:30 GMT 1
its got something in common with cactus then
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Post by evenflow on Aug 2, 2004 15:25:15 GMT 1
when your sitting and watching a programe, then someone asks if your watching it
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Post by stocko on Aug 2, 2004 16:53:14 GMT 1
that is annoying, but you know we have all done it!
when you are watching a movie/tv programme and the person with you asks questions like
"what did he say?"
"who's in this?"
"what's this about?"
just fucking watch and listen to it!
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Post by soulreaper on Aug 3, 2004 3:04:02 GMT 1
Well I know of at least one person that applies to...*looks at Star*...
Its even more annoying that even after you tell them that, the next thing out of their mouth is "Whats goin on?"
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Post by Gormy on Aug 3, 2004 7:35:11 GMT 1
What is more annoying is when the person next to you *looks at UKG* has watched the program 1000's of times and starts quoting it line for line a quarter of a second before they do on screen.
I have to send him out of the room
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Post by soulreaper on Aug 3, 2004 7:57:19 GMT 1
Thats why I quote it Line for line AS IT HAPPENS... oh yeah I own
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Post by Gormy on Aug 3, 2004 9:24:47 GMT 1
I would have to kill ya
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Post by stocko on Aug 4, 2004 14:40:03 GMT 1
just had a man call me up to see what programmes are on the discovery channel this evening!
i work on a fault line, i am not a walking tv guide!
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Post by soulreaper on Aug 5, 2004 0:21:32 GMT 1
Should've told him "The mating rituals of Rhinos, Elephants and Michael Jackson"
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Post by Gormy on Aug 5, 2004 8:08:41 GMT 1
I've just had a guy on who was working in a shop as he spoke to me and asked me to hang on a sec while he did a 50p mix for a kid!!!
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Post by stocko on Aug 5, 2004 12:43:12 GMT 1
you best have hung up on the bastard!
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Post by Gormy on Aug 24, 2004 10:11:45 GMT 1
Nah, it was quite funny really
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Post by stocko on Aug 24, 2004 11:23:19 GMT 1
i would have cut the bastard off!
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Post by McKenna on Aug 24, 2004 14:08:04 GMT 1
There are people singing hymns in work
what the fuck!!!!!
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Post by stocko on Aug 24, 2004 15:27:15 GMT 1
eh? crazy!
i have had a complaint put against me because i cut someone off for calling me a dog!
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Post by Wench on Aug 24, 2004 15:35:14 GMT 1
Ok not really stupid, just obvious.
I get people come thru my drive thru and they'll order their food. They'll end it with an "I'd like that to go."
DUH!
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Post by Gormy on Aug 24, 2004 17:10:48 GMT 1
I have a woman on who asked if I wanted her to turn her TV on....she had phoned with a cable TV fault!!!!!
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Post by McKenna on Aug 24, 2004 17:45:36 GMT 1
Tool : I want a tech cant i cant make any calls
Me : yes we have restricted your service as you owe us £850 ($1500 roughly)
Tool : No I dont
Me: Yes you do
Tool : Send me a tech to fix my phone line
Me : No
Tool : why not
Me : Because you need to pay your bill
Tool : well, i cant pay it
Me : Well I cant put your phone back on until you do
On and on it goes lol
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Post by Reaper on Aug 24, 2004 19:18:05 GMT 1
I had someone come to the bar a while ago. He bought a beer that cost £2.50.
Me: "£2.50 please mate."
He gave me a 5 pound note. I gave him £2.50 back.
Customer: "I gave you a fiver there."
Me: "I gave you £2.50 back, buddy."
Customer: "......yeah, but I gave you £5.00....!"
Me: "The bottle was £2.50"
Customer: "....."
Me: "...."
Customer: "...."
Me: "£2.50 away from £5 is £2.50 change, mate."
Customer: "I'm not stupid."
He then walks away from the bar.
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Post by Stare on Aug 25, 2004 3:29:37 GMT 1
Is the customer your other alter ego, Rocky? ;D
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Post by stocko on Aug 25, 2004 9:11:51 GMT 1
hahaha, you can imagine, rocky just talking to himself asking for change! hjahahahaha
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Post by McKenna on Aug 25, 2004 9:17:22 GMT 1
he did when he came down to England!!!
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Post by McKenna on Aug 25, 2004 10:08:06 GMT 1
Double Post
I have a woman saying we installed her CCTV system!!!!!
*puts headset down and walks out of building*
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