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Post by stocko on Aug 25, 2004 11:26:33 GMT 1
moron: my daugher in australia cannot contact me
me: how do you know?
moron: she has just phoned me and told me!
i hung up!
^that was an actual call i took
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Post by Stare on Aug 25, 2004 15:39:14 GMT 1
Where do you guys work?
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Post by McKenna on Aug 25, 2004 15:55:29 GMT 1
For a cable television and telephony company
We cant name the place for fear of reprisals
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Post by stocko on Aug 25, 2004 16:11:58 GMT 1
it starts with T
and ends in elewest
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Post by McKenna on Aug 25, 2004 20:26:24 GMT 1
^ lol
okay heres another one
tool; to tune my cable box into my new tele, does it need to be switched on?
Fucking priceless
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Post by soulreaper on Aug 26, 2004 7:54:00 GMT 1
My smartass answer to above tool...
ME: No sir, it will magically tune itself in between the hours of 2 and 4 am on the second tuesday of the 6th week of Juvember.
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Post by spaz on Aug 26, 2004 11:20:36 GMT 1
i had a friend of a friend of a friend stick a tampon up each nostral and jump into a swimming pool
he broke his nose....
tampon- what woman stick up their cunt to stop bleeding
just incase they have diff names around the place
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Post by Stare on Aug 26, 2004 15:19:34 GMT 1
I'm so glad you're back Spaz.
Why in the hell was your friend doing that? First, sticking tampons up his nose? Second, how did he decide to jump in a pool with them there?
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Post by McKenna on Aug 26, 2004 15:21:01 GMT 1
I think that so impressive Spaz
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Post by Gormy on Aug 26, 2004 15:37:10 GMT 1
tampon- what woman stick up their cunt to stop bleeding just incase they have diff names around the place Im very broad minded as UKG, Micko, Nation and Rocky and all verify....but I do find that really offensive. If I use a word that I think our US friends may not understand, I will either: 1) Wait for the next person to post 'huh? whatcha on about?' 2) PM me for explanation. If I do post an explanation I will be polite, yet extremely funny in my reply...as always. In a nutshell Spaz, I find that particular statement offensive because of the words you used, not the content. Rant over!
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Post by McKenna on Aug 26, 2004 16:03:28 GMT 1
^ I changed my mind Sorry boss
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Post by Gormy on Aug 26, 2004 16:16:40 GMT 1
that is cos your pussy whipped!!!
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Post by McKenna on Aug 26, 2004 17:02:16 GMT 1
Yep, thats me
Mr. Pussy Whipped
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Post by Gormy on Aug 26, 2004 17:17:42 GMT 1
HAH!
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Post by Stare on Aug 26, 2004 17:42:56 GMT 1
I would like to take this time to thank UKG and Gormy for being our visual aids for this discussion thread.
*applauds*
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Post by McKenna on Aug 26, 2004 20:41:56 GMT 1
Okay , back to stupidity
Let me take the time to explain this
When a pregnant customer has no working phone line, She is given VIP status.
Donna had one such call last night, and as an acting manager, it was passed to me to arrange a technician to go out and get this fixed.
I send an email to our Dispatch team, who promptly read it ( I put a read reciept on it), and did fuck all about it.
I then, at 8pm this evening bend all kinds of rules of our company in order to get a technician to visit this customer.
The only condition of this tech visit is that she stays up until 3am at the latest. As an Out of Hours tech, I cannot guarantee what time he will arrive.
So, I call this woman on her mobile (cell) phone.
She tells me that this is not convenient as she needs her sleep, and does not want to be disturbed.
This woman is due to give birth TOMORROW!
She has the cheek, to ask me to get the tech to come out in the morning, and then shouted at me when I told her NO!
Bottom line, dont break your back trying to do a good deed, coz you get fucked for it in the end!
I managed to bring the initial appointment forward for this woman by 4 DAYS. I have now told her she has to wait until this appointment for her phone to be fixed.
Sorry, but how fucking ungrateful and stupid was this woman?
or, on the other hand, how stupid was I for busting my ass, screwing up my stats so I could help her out
You decide
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Post by Gormy on Aug 26, 2004 21:21:08 GMT 1
She dont deserve to have a phone line full stop
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Post by Wench on Aug 26, 2004 21:51:55 GMT 1
3 am was a little extreme and when you are that pregnant (Gormy knows) you can get a little crabby and not meaning to take it out on others.
The ones who read the email sound meet some sort of punishment for not doing as they were told.
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Post by McKenna on Aug 27, 2004 8:04:07 GMT 1
Granted 3am is a bit exteme, but it wasnt her who had the problem, it was her husband!
It is an Asian family, so I can only assume, that they do take the "man work, woman make babies" way of life seriously in that house.
Shame really,
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Post by Gormy on Aug 28, 2004 10:18:08 GMT 1
im in the wrong household...i make the babies AND work....
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Post by stocko on Aug 31, 2004 16:49:48 GMT 1
the most stuopid thing i have done in a long time is come back to work in this shithole!
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Post by McKenna on Aug 31, 2004 16:56:55 GMT 1
Agreed
4 days off, loved it
in 2 mins, and i wanna leave
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