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Post by McKenna on May 20, 2004 0:46:42 GMT 1
Yes, I think this should go in here now
* Takes all new Deathmatch Belt from out of the hands of Death himself*
*places it on floor and waits*
TITLE VACANT
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Post by ShaneMontez on May 20, 2004 0:56:10 GMT 1
*looks around. sees belt sitting on the ground*
*runs over and grabs it*
New champion ShaneMontez!!!
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Post by soulreaper on May 20, 2004 2:56:34 GMT 1
*trips Shane and snaps on the CANKLE LOCK!!*
*Shane taps*
Reaper as Deathmatch champ=Ratings.
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Post by ShaneMontez on May 20, 2004 3:33:48 GMT 1
*gets canckle casted up*
*kottonmouth kicks Reaper with casted up foot*
New champion ShaneMontez
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Post by soulreaper on May 20, 2004 3:36:59 GMT 1
*slaps on the Cankle Lock to the other foot*
*Shane taps AGAIN*
Ratings are skyrocketting as Reaper wins again
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Post by ShaneMontez on May 20, 2004 4:04:06 GMT 1
*kicks Reaper in the knee knocking him down. Rolls over him with wheelchair. pins him*
New champion again ShaneMontez
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Post by -JeNiFeR- on May 20, 2004 4:07:12 GMT 1
*chairshot to the back of Shanes head*
new champion
STARCRUNCH
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Post by Cactus on May 20, 2004 13:18:00 GMT 1
*Hits Star in the head with a bowling ball*
* 1 . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . .3 "
New champ
Cactus
Bang! Bang!
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Post by diddlysquat on May 20, 2004 18:43:40 GMT 1
*Hits Cactus with a Mick Foley action figure*
New Champ:
Diddly
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Post by ShaneMontez on May 21, 2004 8:31:33 GMT 1
*hits Diddly with his very own dictionary*
New champion Shane Montez
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Post by Cactus on May 21, 2004 12:34:18 GMT 1
*sings a lullaby to shine till he falls asleep*
*drapes arm over napping shane*
*1 .. . .2. .. 3
New champ cactus
Bang! Bang!
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Post by Nation on May 21, 2004 13:23:20 GMT 1
nails cactus' feet to the floor and runs off with the belt.
new champ-NATION!
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Post by stocko on May 21, 2004 13:50:19 GMT 1
*bitch slaps nation 17 times*
new champ
micko
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Post by Cactus on May 21, 2004 13:59:09 GMT 1
*gives Micko laxative cake*
*Micko Shits himself*
*Micko taps to the shitty strangle hold (ssh)*
New Champ Cactus
Bang! Bang!
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Post by Nation on May 21, 2004 14:09:36 GMT 1
*clubs cactus to death with micko's now solidified pants*
new champ ....NATION
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Post by stocko on May 21, 2004 14:25:53 GMT 1
*takes a shower as i am covered in shit*
still champ nation
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Post by Cactus on May 21, 2004 17:07:35 GMT 1
*slaps Nation in the Million $ dream*
*Nation taps*
New Champ = Cactus
Bang! Bang!
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Post by McKenna on May 21, 2004 17:25:20 GMT 1
*shows Cactus a tape of Foley acting a bitch*
*runs off laughing, leaving Cactus stunned in silence*
New champ after a 2 page break
ME
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Post by Cactus on May 21, 2004 17:36:59 GMT 1
*lawyer taps UKG on shoulder*
*informs UKG that no pin or tap out was made*
*strips UKG of his title*
Still champ = cactus
Bang! Bang!
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Post by stocko on May 22, 2004 7:31:15 GMT 1
*phones mrs cactus and tells her cactus is out after curfew*
*offeres to become new champ so mrs cactus does not beat him with the belt*
new champ = micko69
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Post by Gaz on May 22, 2004 12:15:08 GMT 1
*Kicks Micko in the balls, and pins him for the 3 count*
WOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm just a sexy Boy!
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Post by stocko on May 22, 2004 13:27:10 GMT 1
please remove gaz/daz's reign from the records books, all champs must be over 16 years old
still champ micko
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Post by Gormy on May 22, 2004 21:04:28 GMT 1
*covers Mick in sick following a rather nasty burst of morning sickness*
*Mick hurles and runs off crying like the bitch he is*
New champ for the first time in the new improved p2p
Gormy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by McKenna on May 24, 2004 15:39:49 GMT 1
*sees Gormy back in active competition* *removes www.nippaz.com from the faves list, so she cant get baby stuff* (Nation knows what I mean) *Gormy hands belt to UKG, knowing her role* *Gormy goes back to baking Baby UKG* New champeen That will be me!
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Post by Nation on May 24, 2004 16:36:20 GMT 1
approaches ukg with toaster instructions and blinds him with science. ukg without the power of sight walks around in a daze, bumping into everything in his path. one of the many things he bumps into is a lamp that a butterfly is resting on. due to the resulting bump, the butterfly misses a wing beat and results in a chain reaction that proves chaos theory correct and eventually results in a hurricane hitting a small island on the other side of the world. due to the devastation reaped by the hurricane, relief aid from all over the world zones in onto the island, but unknown to the relief workers the island is home of a very rare virus that turns guide dogs rabid. the virus passes from contact to infected sources via clothes, crates etc. a hapless relief worker comes back to blighty infected with this accursed pox. he passes it on and within days ukg new guide dog becomes infected. slowly the guide dog becomes more rabid with each and every passing day. then one day he jumps at ukg, sending him flying. ugk sprawls blind on the floor as the dog tears into him. the canine continues to frenzied attack for 7 hours leaving scraps of meat and a pair of broken sunglasses all over the place. nation jumps out from behind a postbox, shoots the dog and pins one of the lumps of still quivering flesh.
new champ and number 1 dog killer....NATION!
yes i am bored.
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