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Post by stocko on May 31, 2004 8:46:34 GMT 1
*applauds nation and lets him keep the belt*
*watches reaper fall in gaz/daz's shit*
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Post by soulreaper on May 31, 2004 8:52:42 GMT 1
*walks over and hugs Micko*
*trips Micko into Nation*
*Locks Nation in the sharpshooter and watches on as he taps*
New champ.. Me
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Post by Gormy on May 31, 2004 22:37:15 GMT 1
*Gets firemans hose and hoses all members of p2p, just to be on the safe side*
*watches them all fall over and be hosed to other side of road, leaving belt behind*
*grabs belt and declares it her own*
new champ..me!
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Post by stocko on Jun 1, 2004 9:17:38 GMT 1
*sprays grompy with the hose too*
she melts, like the witch in the wizard of oz, she drops the belt when her hand melts
*picks up belt*
new champeen would be me
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Post by Nation on Jun 1, 2004 10:38:55 GMT 1
chokes micko with a long piece of gaz's burst intestine. micko taps out.
new champ-nation!
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Post by Cactus on Jun 1, 2004 12:33:19 GMT 1
*puts sleeper on Nation, as he fades out and falls face first on the floor. Cactus loosens his pants and inserts the inside of a toilet rool into Nations rectum and inserts a gerbil. The gerbil quickly scurries up Nations arse, Cactus not wanting to loose his favorite gerbil light a match to show the little fella the way out, This lights a pocket of methane in Nations arse, The resulting explosion forces the gerbil outta Nations arse like a bullet, it flies across the street and knocks micko over. Nation comes to to see his arse with flames coming out and cactus standing over him with a bucket of water, He motions for the bucket, cactus says no so Nation taps to the arse flames and grabs the bucket as Cactus picks up the belt*
New Champ = Cactus
Bang! Bang!
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Post by Nation on Jun 1, 2004 14:00:18 GMT 1
*cactus wakes up and has his cornies because it was all a dream.
still champ in the non-dream world....nation!
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Post by Cactus on Jun 1, 2004 14:10:43 GMT 1
Hits nation with own I/N belt
1.....2......3
New champ cactus
Bang! Bang!
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Post by stocko on Jun 1, 2004 14:26:50 GMT 1
*drowns cactus in his cornes bowl, pins the drowned buggar*
new champ, once again, it be me
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Post by -JeNiFeR- on Jun 1, 2004 17:34:58 GMT 1
*chair shott to the head of Micko!*
new champ ME!
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Post by McKenna on Jun 1, 2004 19:26:40 GMT 1
*shows everyone the pics I got sent*
*Crunch does live demo of said pics*
*runs off with belt while everyone is distracted*
Champ again!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Gormy on Jun 1, 2004 19:41:56 GMT 1
*shows ukg scan pic of baby ukg/gm*
*watches him melt and go ahhhhh*
*kicks him in nuts while not expecting it as a reminder to him of the pain that gm will experience in just over 6 months time*
*watch him fall to floor*
*takes belt and runs quick*
new champ....GM
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Post by McKenna on Jun 1, 2004 19:45:42 GMT 1
*lies in foetal position till GM returns*
*fools GM with a schoolboy*
*new champ*
UKG
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Post by Gormy on Jun 1, 2004 20:01:12 GMT 1
*just beats ukg with large shitty stick*
*winks at gathering crowd. no style or finess, but hey, its always a favourite*
*a very shitty and bruised ukg falls to floor*
*gets small urchin to pin ukg on my behalf*
new champ....me
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Post by McKenna on Jun 1, 2004 21:10:10 GMT 1
*sticks small urchin up GM's arse*
*follows it up with shitty stick*
new champ, taking him and belf for a shower
me
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Post by Gaz on Jun 1, 2004 21:22:58 GMT 1
*after while UKG's having a shower, Gaz steals the CLEAN belt*
Champion=Gaz
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Post by Gormy on Jun 1, 2004 21:24:13 GMT 1
*turns cold water tap on and off in the kitchen causing the water in the shower to go boiling hot to freezing cold.*
*ukg gets soap in his eyes and spends 10 mins looking for towel that GM has stolen, leaving him with a hedgehog to wipe his eyes on.*
*UKG blinds himself on prickles.*
*GM calmly walks in and takes belt while UKG staggers around screaming in pain trying to remove prickles.*
new champ GM
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Post by McKenna on Jun 1, 2004 21:25:27 GMT 1
Sees both GAz and GM posted their attempts to take the title off me at the same time
Decides to abuse power and reclaim title on a technicality
its called coz I can
champ again
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Post by Nation on Jun 1, 2004 21:27:37 GMT 1
*checks the rule book for this action. sees its ok then smacks ukg upside the head with said rule book, knocking him out cold.*
new champ-nation!
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Post by Gormy on Jun 1, 2004 21:30:18 GMT 1
*farts in the car with the windows closed after eating a madras*
*nation dies of suffocation*
*takes belt and drives off into the sunset*
new champ...gm
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Post by stocko on Jun 2, 2004 11:38:17 GMT 1
*slaps the pregnant out of grompy*
*takes belt because i am bigger than her*
new champ again, me!
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Post by Cactus on Jun 2, 2004 12:53:18 GMT 1
*talks micko into swapping the belt for a packet nudie playing cards*
New champ = me
Bang! Bang!
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Post by stocko on Jun 2, 2004 13:26:11 GMT 1
*sits looking at nudie cards*
cactus has given me gay nudie cards
*puts gay nudie cards up cactus ass and takes belt*
new champ fot the 59millionth time, micko
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Post by McKenna on Jun 2, 2004 19:06:46 GMT 1
Shows M69 a pic of him on gay nudie cards
Gives me the belt to hide shame
champ until the next post (probably)
me
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Post by Cactus on Jun 2, 2004 19:23:59 GMT 1
*Shows UKG a gay nudie card of him, nation, shinn, reaper, and micko in a big gay daisy chain, UKG gives cactus the belt to hide his shame*
New Champ = for the * insert number here * time = Cactus
Bang! Bang!
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