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Post by Gormy on May 24, 2004 19:37:41 GMT 1
*stands speechless*
*starts a round of applause, that ripples out to the growing crowd*
*leaves still speechless*
still champ....nation
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Post by ShaneMontez on May 24, 2004 23:21:49 GMT 1
*looks a Nation*
Hmm....
*kicks him in the nuts*
New champ...me, ShaneMontez.
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Post by Cactus on May 25, 2004 20:33:03 GMT 1
*gives Shane $1.49*
*Shane shouts 8 - ace*
*Runs across the road to buy 8-ace*
*Hit by ambulance trying to save UKG*
*1. . . . . .2. . . .. 3*
New champ = me
For our american cousins 8 - ace is a charcter outta the Viz who will do anythin for the aforementioned amount of $$$ to buy 8 cans of ace
Bang! Bang!
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Post by McKenna on May 25, 2004 20:47:14 GMT 1
*Wakes up to find 5 BLUE stars under his avatar*
*walks over to Cactus, pointing at 5 BLUE stars over his avatar*
*Cactus stares in disbelief at 5 BLUE stars, then looks all pissy panted at his own 5 WHITE stars*
*Is so depressed, he just gives belt to UKG*
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Post by Reaper on May 25, 2004 20:53:05 GMT 1
*takes the 5 BLUE STARS away from UKG*
*takes the belt away from UKG too*
Just cos I can!
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Post by McKenna on May 25, 2004 20:56:40 GMT 1
*cries at losing 5 blue stars*
*cries at losing title*
*plays double or quits*
*loses*
still champ, Rocky
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Post by Reaper on May 25, 2004 21:06:25 GMT 1
*makes the title vacant once more as he doesn't want to get his suit dirty*
Champ: None
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Post by ShaneMontez on May 25, 2004 21:30:34 GMT 1
*picks belt up off the ground*
New champ ShaneMontez.
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Post by Gormy on May 26, 2004 13:59:31 GMT 1
*Swats Shane round the back of the head*
*As he turns, kicks him in his sore cankles, making him drop to the floor crying*
*Sits big fat arse on Shane, making him tap*
New Champ....GORMY!
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Post by Nation on May 27, 2004 8:11:50 GMT 1
*approaches gormy and pulls out a galaxy caramel*
*points to the galaxy caramel then points to the belt*
*gormy drops the belt and snatches the galaxy caramel from nation*
*nation picks up the belt-NEW CHAMP!*
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Post by ShaneMontez on May 27, 2004 9:16:21 GMT 1
*stabs Nation in the eye with a fork*
*pins him as he rolls around in pain*
New champ...ShaneMonez
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Post by stocko on May 27, 2004 15:17:04 GMT 1
*offers shane a night of bum love with reaper in exchange for the belt*
shane declines stating "been there, done that"
still champ = shane
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Post by Gormy on May 27, 2004 16:58:22 GMT 1
*offers Shane a night of boy love with Micko*
*Shane accepts*
*points out that in return for boy love with Micko, I need to have belt*
*Shane hands belt to Gormy*
New champ GORMY
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Post by stocko on May 27, 2004 17:58:13 GMT 1
*after 3minutes of brilliant sex with shane, slaps grompy until she relinquishes the belt to me*
new champeeeeeeeen, micko69
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Post by McKenna on May 27, 2004 18:34:20 GMT 1
*Comes in flaunting newly found authority*
*Sees Micko hitting pregnant woman*
*threatents to ban him*
*decides to kick him squaw in nuts and pin him instead*
new champ
thanks mate
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Post by stocko on May 27, 2004 19:15:53 GMT 1
*allows ukg to keep belt simply because i will be drinking his beer in approx 90mins*
still champ, ukg
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Post by Cactus on May 28, 2004 9:32:08 GMT 1
Pulls down UKG's pant to see he is wearing one of grompys thongs, pulls thong down exposing UKG's baby dick for everyone to see.
Holds pants round ankles making ukg tap
New champ cactus
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Post by Gormy on May 28, 2004 10:30:27 GMT 1
*laughs out loud to see Cactus pulling down thong on random stranger*
*Cactus still doesn't realise he has mistaken stranger for UKG*
*stranger pulls out machete and hacks Cactus into 600 different pieces*
*Gormy pays stranger £150 and pins bits of Cactus*
new champ ME!!!!!!!
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Post by Gaz on May 28, 2004 16:09:22 GMT 1
*trips Gormy up and runs away*
Holly Shit! I forgot to pin her!
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Post by Nation on May 29, 2004 14:51:05 GMT 1
nation doesn't though and pins gormy as she struggles to get up (i know she's not that pregnant but artistic license and all that)
new champ-nation!
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Post by Cactus on May 29, 2004 19:34:05 GMT 1
Holly Shit! I foggot to pin her! Gaz / Daz you need to stop whoring an go to school more kiddo HOLLYshit and FOGGOT ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? W T F Still champ = Nation Bang! Bang!
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Post by Gaz on May 30, 2004 11:25:46 GMT 1
*double ddt's Nation and cactus to pick up th win on Nation*
There, Happy!?
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Post by stocko on May 30, 2004 11:42:38 GMT 1
you go gaz/daz
*throws revision timetable at gaz/daz, he drops the belt to get it*
*picks up belt and scarpers*
new champ micko
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Post by Gaz on May 30, 2004 14:42:22 GMT 1
*bribes Micko with a can of bear so he gives me the belt*
Championo!
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Post by Nation on May 31, 2004 8:08:28 GMT 1
*beckons gaz over with a packet of sherbet. gaz greedily takes the sherbert and starts to rub it into his gums. nation starts to laugh and tells gaz that it wasn't sherbet but an industrial strength laxative. gaz's expression turns to horror and suddenly a deep, soul wrenching moan can be heard eminating from his stomach. gaz doubles over with severe stomach cramps and waddles to the toilet. one arm holding his gut and the other hand up against his arse, applying pressure so as to buy him a few more seconds. gaz runs to the nearest toilet but finds it occupied. he bangs on the door to be let in, but the occupant who turns out to be micko who tells him to piss off. gaz starts to gingerly walk up the street. he can see another toilet. its only 50 yards away! he starts to quicken the pace, all the while his stomach is dissolving away. he's got a turtle's head poking out of his arse. he needs to get there and quick! he starts to move faster and faster towards the toilet, the door coming up to meet him. he's only 10 yards away, now 8, now 6... he's almost in reach. he reaches out to grab the door handle when shane comes out of nowhere and pushes him out of the way. shane dives into the toilet and locks the door "you snooze, you lose sucker!" gaz lets out a little whimper and with a sound close to that of one that comes out of satan's mouth, gaz's arse opens up and his entire insides spill out of his trouser legs into an ever expanding pool of brown and red slime. the colour leaves gaz's face as he is stood ailing as his internal organs leave his body. eventually all is silent except for a dripping sound. gaz falls over face first in his own muck and intestines.
nation appears again, this time in a biohazard protective suit and pins gaz, 1-2-3.
new champ-nation!
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