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Post by Scream on Jun 13, 2006 18:29:04 GMT 1
Explains a lot. Thanks.
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 13, 2006 19:22:40 GMT 1
Anytime, paperboy.
And tell your wife I said "hello".
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Post by Stare on Jun 14, 2006 16:02:05 GMT 1
Alright, this is the deal. I told you guys I was busy  I will have very little time to be on my computer tonight, tomorrow night, Friday Night, and all day Saturday. Sunday Afternoon is a "possibility", but other than that, we're probably looking at next monday. I'm waiting on a match, and then it's piecing it together. If I get the match, I could possibly squeeze it in one night right when I get home before I go to sleep. Im very sorry, but I've got a lot going on. Please be patient. |
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 14, 2006 16:07:53 GMT 1
What's her name, Jacob? |
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Post by Reaper on Jun 14, 2006 20:23:38 GMT 1
Bruce.
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Post by ChadClassic on Jun 14, 2006 20:51:50 GMT 1
I get head in the nicest places, you guys.
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Post by Reaper on Jun 14, 2006 20:53:01 GMT 1
Gay bars, YMCA, Village People's concerts.... E2 told us all about your favorite places.
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Post by ChadClassic on Jun 15, 2006 1:02:52 GMT 1
I hear StarCrunch has none, since all you do is beat her and force her to iron out your Jeff Hammond Jumpsuit, all while oiling your brand new, KFC-sponsored, box car.
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Post by The Great JT on Jun 15, 2006 15:12:52 GMT 1
Leave now, TNT Scum, or face my wrath.
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 15, 2006 19:32:05 GMT 1
....those curtains must be strong by now.
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Post by The Great JT on Jun 16, 2006 0:24:20 GMT 1
The TNT guys are in about the same place I am, so you tell me.
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Post by Stare on Jun 17, 2006 2:38:58 GMT 1
Alright, I've got to write another match now, and no, I'm not happy about it. I'm going to do it right now. The show will all be written by the end of the night, but I MAY not piece it and post it until tomorrow.
Again, apologies, I planned on having this done last Wednesday
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Post by Stare on Jun 19, 2006 22:26:49 GMT 1
by the by, the roster thread/rankings were updated the day I posted the show. The previous week will appear below the curretn roster. so you can see if you moved up. There was quite a bit of movement after this show, so check it out
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Post by ChadClassic on Jun 19, 2006 22:57:59 GMT 1
No one noticed.
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Post by Reaper on Jun 19, 2006 23:02:40 GMT 1
Same goes for you waste of number 1 contender.
Chad Who?
*hears crickets*
yeah...
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Post by ChadClassic on Jun 19, 2006 23:04:28 GMT 1
^ Someone get this cock block a Good Charlotte CD and a razor blade.
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 19, 2006 23:07:23 GMT 1
Not to mention a shower.
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Post by Reaper on Jun 19, 2006 23:08:32 GMT 1
I'd razor blade a Good Charlotte CD. Now, please take your 5,000 dollar stereo that you put into a that wrecked ass Caddi, you know the one with the spare tire and the missing spinner rim, and go "rap" about how "hard you was" back when you ran away from the "gun shots" which was really just a balloon popping.
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 19, 2006 23:11:31 GMT 1
Why is your asshole wide enough to shit out a mango?
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Post by Reaper on Jun 19, 2006 23:15:19 GMT 1
Because you're still dreaming, wake up and do something that actually makes for an accomplishment. You can only ride the coattails of your past feuds for so long. The future is where its at, dark meat, not the past. Your biggest accomplishment so far is that you sucked off your GM to get the easiest schedule and number of title defenses outside of Hulk Hogan.
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 19, 2006 23:26:10 GMT 1
Is that the best you can do? No wonder they call you old and washed up. Not only are comebacks old as the dirt on your forehead, but your career is old as well. Speaking of Hulk Hogan, at least the two of you share something in common being as you're both former World Champion has-beens whose necks are strawbeery red and your hairline begins in the middle.
Try Rogaine with Menoxodil. Or better yet, do like StarCrunch and wear a wig.
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Post by Reaper on Jun 19, 2006 23:44:27 GMT 1
"hey look at me, I'm E2, I go to Blitz to make a name for myself because TNT is gay, just like me and Stare. I try to pick on people who are better than me because it makes me feel good about myself. I'm nothing more than a glorified jobber wearing the womens title. Much in the same fashion of Mick Foley when he was given the hardcore title.
One day, when I grow up, I hope to be as big of a star as the people I mock, because that would be super sweet. Until then, I like to pretend I'm cooler than everybody when the truth is that I have no friends and no talent. My mouth is as open as my asshole, which is basically a 7-11 for all the local men. I'm so alone...."
Credit: E2's diary, that he keeps under his mattress, next to his dildo and his blush.
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 20, 2006 16:41:26 GMT 1
Leave my blush out of this. 
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Post by The Great JT on Jun 20, 2006 18:03:01 GMT 1
Hey Reap, why didn't you mention his leather pants and jacket? I guess there are some things not meant to be mentioned. (Shudders)
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Post by ChadClassic on Jun 21, 2006 0:13:36 GMT 1
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